i've seen a few of you, and would surely like to see more.
but some of you, i havent even a clue of what you look like.
like kimi or kori or the wench or... that new cowgirl jack.
what the hell, man, post some (nekked) pics!
and you veterans, show'em how its done!
Don't listen to what he said about the nekkid pics, ladies. We'll be happy to see what you look like fully clothed. If you don't have a scanner, we understand. I lack and I had to resort to the Boris Kodjoe thread over in the off topic/offensive forum just to give everyone some idea of what I look like...
[ 01-29-2003, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: Brian A. Ortiz ]
quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
what the hell, man, post some (nekked) pics!
Just for that, I'll find a picture of me in an eskimo outfit with about fifteen layers of clothing!
Seriously, I'll try and dig up a couple of (fully dressed) pictures. I owe the guys at the JLR boards a few, anyway. Sadly, I do not have a camera here at UF. But I'll bug a friend to take a camera this weekend when we hit the town.
quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
Don't listen to what he said about the nekkid pics, ladies. We'll be happy to see what you look like fully clothed.
you may leave now......
i do however understand if Stareena does not feel comfortable posting nekkid pics of herself, and understand fully if she would rather just email them to me........
Don't listen to him Stareena....LLance fell for that very same line.
Poor LLance
![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
Rob...as said in the "KIMI GET A SCANNER" thread...there is a pic of me posted on these boards...no one even noticed...so I refuse to post another!!
![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
Rob...as said in the "KIMI GET A SCANNER" thread...there is a pic of me posted on these boards...no one even noticed...so I refuse to post another!!
Ahh c'mon Kimi. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
I'll be ur friend. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
[ 01-29-2003, 10:38 PM: Message edited by: dun_like_dinner ]
You tell him Kimi.... serves him right for not knowing all that goes on at HIS boards. Some omnipotent ruler is he.
...BSAMS...I still need a photographer...silly
![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
*raises hand*
I gotta camera!
Don't fall for it Stareena...he doesn't have a camera in his pants...
I can do the lighting!!!! :)
...hey waitaminute! You said your Transformer underros had a camera in them.....I shudder to think where the flash could be.
Franta...get your ass down here and take pics!
I will!
I also have a video camera!
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
I will!
I also have a video camera!
![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
.....I'm strangely intrigued...
I love when a plan comes together!!
![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
Kimi, I wanna see a picture of you.
Just curious to put a ....post to the face.
PLEEEEEEASE!!!
![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
Aaahhh, but do you have a zoom lens???
Anyway..you need someone who knows how to use proper lighting for your complexion, proper perspective and angles to capture your grecian like features, and has the ability to pull out your personality in your poses-expressions and staging. You could have some great black and white photos with your featues.I think the variations of shadow and light would be very effective at capturing your essence, mood and physical features.
Thank you. That is exactly what I am looking for. Know anyone in the MD area?
quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
Don't listen to what he said about the nekkid pics, ladies. We'll be happy to see what you look like fully clothed.
you may leave now......
yeah, seriously, brian... that was way outta line. bad show.
Well excuse me for trying to be respectful of the womenfolk. But forget about me for a sec. It's your help we need. How 'bout you display your omnipotence on these boards and clear up the mystery of where Kimi posted her pic?
[ 01-30-2003, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: Brian A. Ortiz ]
I think a banning is in order for that one.
I'm just saying, wouldn't you guys have apprehensions about posting nekkid pics of yourselves? What if they feel the same way?
You are now being officially ignored.
wimmin's dont have feelings!
...but they do have boobies...
as for the kimi pic... i honestly havent a clue. im guessing its in some group shot with franta and/or rufus, with her in the back or something -- but beyond that, i dunno.
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
Rob...as said in the "KIMI GET A SCANNER" thread...there is a pic of me posted on these boards...no one even noticed...so I refuse to post another!!
I couldn't find where a pic was posted to the boards, but I did find a link to your yahoo photos.
I am shocked to see that Franta really does dress like that on regular occasions. It's good to see Ace though. What can I say, I'm a dog person.
Not like that, guys . . .
Better keep Ace inside from now on, Franta.
Dammit! NO ONE IGNORES ME WHEN IT COMES TO THE IMPORTANT THINGS! ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
Personally speaking, I'd post topless pics of myself without a second thought. So ladies, if you wanna go topless, go for it. If you don't, whatever.
atsa spirit, brian!
...aside from that whole "pics of yourself" thing
One more. . .for the good guys!
:lol:
quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
atsa spirit, brian!
...aside from that whole "pics of yourself" thing
Hey, it would be hypocritical if I said "Hey ladies, you do something I'd feel extremely self-conscious about doing." If the ladies need proof that I'm true to my word, they can find evidence of that here.
One last thing: Bianca, Cowgirl Jack, Kimi and Stareena are
purty ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
. Heh...I said purty...
[ 01-30-2003, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: Brian A. Ortiz ]
quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
Thank you. That is exactly what I am looking for. Know anyone in the MD area?
I only live "up the road" in PA!!
WENCHIE!!! ::Tackles her with a hug:: How are you doing sweetie! Forget these guys. I love ya! PA...hmmm...ROAD TRIP!
[ 01-30-2003, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: Stareena ]
Yeah...I'm not real keen on showing myself either...a bit shy...and I would hate to scare posters away...
Yeah, I need to find a good picture first.
quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
One last thing: Bianca, Cowgirl Jack, Kimi and Stareena are purty . Heh...I said purty...
Thanks, buddy! I just hope my country twang isn't influencing you.
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
Yeah...I'm not real keen on showing myself either...a bit shy...and I would hate to scare posters away...
Unless you're LLance's clone I doubt that's possible
Dammit Animal! Now I got an image of a cross-dressing LLance stuck in my head!
quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
Yeah, I need to find a good picture first.
quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
One last thing: Bianca, Cowgirl Jack, Kimi and Stareena are purty . Heh...I said purty...
Thanks, buddy! I just hope my country twang isn't influencing you.
Heh twang
quote:
Originally posted by Bibbo:
I am shocked to see that Franta really does dress like that on regular occasions. . . .
I still want your orange shirt!!
So, who haven't we seen?
Cowgirl Jack? Lor?
quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
So, who haven't we seen?
Cowgirl Jack? Lor?
I'm working on it! I'm going home and I'm going to check and see if my brother uses his camera. I want to take pictures of UF for my friends back home.
I've seen CJ. She is a mighty nice-lookin girl.
Ceej what I;m interested in is pictures of your roommate.
quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
I've seen CJ. She is a mighty nice-lookin girl.
Ceej what I;m interested in is pictures of your roommate.
Hey how did you get to see her?
quote:
Originally posted by Ace:
quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
I've seen CJ. She is a mighty nice-lookin girl.
Ceej what I'm interested in is pictures of your roommate.
Hey how did you get to see her?
Thank you, La Machine. I'm flattered. I take it you don't want pictures of the roomie that gained 30 pounds, right?
Ace, I have a web cam, so I've used it when I've talked to La Machine, Captain Sammitch, and Nightwing. Just get online, buddy.
Anyway, I'm waiting for my friend to develop the pictures from when we went clubbing (no, it was not at a country bar). Is there a way to insert a picture that isn't a weblink? Haven't figured it out yet.
quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
quote:
Originally posted by Ace:
quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
I've seen CJ. She is a mighty nice-lookin girl.
Ceej what I'm interested in is pictures of your roommate.
Hey how did you get to see her?
Thank you, La Machine. I'm flattered. I take it you don't want pictures of the roomie that gained 30 pounds, right?
yet.
I don't want any roomie. I was being sarcastic. Please no large animal shots.
I can ftp it onto Rob's site and post it for you if you want, CJ. Either email it to me("Cobbasaki@hotmail.com") or contact me on AIM("Cobbasaki2", yes, I'm unimaginative) and send it through there.
yes... send it...
![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif)
quote:
Originally posted by Ace:
quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
I've seen CJ. She is a mighty nice-lookin girl.
Ceej what I;m interested in is pictures of your roommate.
Hey how did you get to see her?
Yes CJ, you shouldn't hold out on the rest of your team-mates.
*snif*
I agree with brit. It's just not fair!!!!
I'M WORKING ON IT, DARN IT!
And thank you, Animalman, for the kind offer for posting my picture for me. I'll e-mail you when I get one (friend has yet to devoloped clubbing pictures...). Just give me your word as a gentleman that nothing bad will be done to that picture. :)
I've given my word. Just waiting.
I left the little cord that goes from the camera to the computer at home. I'll get it this weekend.
{Note to self: finding pesky little cord this weekend...oh yeah and pick up milk and bread...}
quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
Ace, I have a web cam, so I've used it when I've talked to...Captain Sammitch...
![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
Indeed I am a lucky bastard.
CJ is definitely very cute.
Captain Sammitch, you're my new hero. :)
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
Ace, I have a web cam, so I've used it when I've talked to...Captain Sammitch...
Indeed I am a lucky bastard.
CJ is definitely very cute.
Grrrr.... That still doesn't help me.
LOL! Sorry guys, I'm at home and my parents have a phone line...whoaa...very slow...I'm spoil back on campus. I have stuffed the camera cord in my backpack, so I'll try and post pictures Sunday evening assuming I have my act together.
gitty up
quote:
Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:
Captain Sammitch, you're my new hero. :)
Good to know that my continued existence is now justified.
And from what I've heard CJ is single too!
Too bad Phil isn't...
quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
LOL! Sorry guys, I'm at home and my parents have a phone line...whoaa...very slow...I'm spoil back on campus. I have stuffed the camera cord in my backpack, so I'll try and post pictures Sunday evening assuming I have my act together.
Well, I´m sure I speak for all here....GETAMOVEON!!!!
no seriously, as your great enemy I must insist that you post a picture of yourself on said board, I must know my enemy (enema? )
heh!
The moment we've all been waiting for.....
Hope this comes up right.....
[ 02-23-2003, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: Animalman ]
My official crime-fighting outfit. :)
For the record, I don't wear the hat on a regular basis. But me and my roomie were having fun with the camera.
The last thing criminals see....
Cj's a hottie! I'm in love!
Great pics, CJ, but we all know you where the hat 24/7...
nice pictures CJ
[ 02-24-2003, 08:20 AM: Message edited by: Jack Mehoff ]
(The kick one looks like an ad for Nike) :)
Very nice pictures Jackie. Well worth the wait.
That's CJ!
Nike fan huh? You should try AND1's. Much better and cheaper.
You pervs just don't quit, do you?
You're just now figuring this out about them?
quit callin jack a perv!
...
n'make the chicks ditch the tops!
Hate to burst your bubble, but you will get no topless shots. No excessive clevage shots. You'll be lucky to get me in a bikini if I can just get some color to my skin.
[ 02-24-2003, 11:33 PM: Message edited by: Cowgirl Jack ]
Here's the orange crayon, Rob!
But seriously,
![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
photos Jackie!
Don't you feel better now, for sharing with your team-mates?
So, Bobo, what exaclty can you do to pics in Photoshop?
Nice pictures, Jackie.
Not too shabby Ceej
Wow, we have a bunch of cuties around here. If only Rob had this kinda luck in real life....me too for that matter...
Wow. I'm really flattered here. I didn't even think the pictures were that good (okay, the kick one was just funny to look at :) ). Y'all are pretty nice sometimes. :) It's sweeeeeet.
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/jaclynangelo/Camera_104.jpgCan someone post this so it's not so big? I don't know how.
[ 02-26-2003, 06:36 PM: Message edited by: Cowgirl Jack ]
I'm just glad you're not under 18 so I don't have to feel guilty about thinking inexplicably adult things when I look at that picture,,hubba hubba..
Okay...so can someone please tell me how to shrink the pictures?
Shrink them..???
We want them life size.....
Not bad Jackie, not bad at all!!
Maybe I shall have to kidnap you at the JLR adventures more often??
"Turn that thing around and lemme see that sexy body go BUMP BUMP BUMP!"
I don't know why that song just got in my head.
It's very sad I know you're refering to B2K (black N*Sync, for those who don't know), but it's even sadder you know the lyrics.
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
It's very sad I know you're refering to B2K (black N*Sync, for those who don't know), but it's even sadder you know the lyrics.
I know that song really sucks, But it's so freakin repetitive
Jackie's giving us that "come hither" look
[ 03-06-2003, 05:22 AM: Message edited by: dun_like_dinner ]
I told you! I told you ALL! Ceej is adorable!
quote:
Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:
Jackie's giving us that "come hither" look
Just how does one come hither? Must take a lot of practice.
My newest picture...from last Friday (May 2nd). I'm the one in the blue shirt...with the dark hair...and the tan...incase you forgot what I look like.
That's my friend, Chris, next to me. :)
![[worst. icon. ever.]](graemlins/comicguy-icon00.gif)
Best. Picture. Ever.
quote:
Originally posted by Cowgirl Jack:
*Waves* Hello Bianca!
Hiya CJ!
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Best. Picture. Ever.
Huh? ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
I gotta say from the smile on your face, love suits you well!
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
I gotta say from the smile on your face, love suits you well!
Thanks chica!
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
I gotta say from the smile on your face, love suits you well!
I agree!!
quote:
Originally posted by wenchofthelodge:
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
I gotta say from the smile on your face, love suits you well!
I agree!!
Thanks chiquita!
quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Wuh?
Not really...it's what I am aspiring to be!
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
And who is that for? Myself or my friend Chris? Or the both of us?
Hmmm? :)
Hey all :) I just saw this thread! Anyways this is me at DBU's homecoming in 2001.
This is me playing flute with the handbell peoples
*Im in the sparklies!*
And for those of you interested in the color of my real eyes *instead of the red eye
Sorry I was lazy and didnt do any photo software with it*: Click
here :) Sorry btw......I dont have any like swimsuit pics or ;P
Wow, pretty women! There is hope for the human species after all. Just allow myself to introduce... myself....
Alright...I'll cave...Just remember I am over 30# thinner now than this pic that was taken in December...
I can't figure out how to post the pic, so here is the link...
I think I got it now...
nope...I lied...
If anyone can figure out how to post the pic, feel free and then tell me how to do it!!
Maybe this'll work...?
And Kimi...I think I've been in that EXACT same spot...my picture looks very similar.
quote:
Pic of Kimi posted by Bianca:
Kimi, Bianca. Kimi, Bianca.
Damn! Ceej and Stareena too!
Choices!
Not that I'd actually have a chance anyway.
Thanks Captain!! Back at ya hadsome!!!
Now if only those damn clothes weren't in the way...
Oh... Ill be posting those for you tomorrow.
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Oh... Ill be posting those for you tomorrow.
I thought Nick stole all of them and wore them out!
quote:
Originally posted by PrincessElisa:
In the immortal words of Keith Partrige: I think I love you!
Moi...from this past Saturday.
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Oh... Ill be posting those for you tomorrow.
I thought Nick stole all of them and wore them out!
Youre right!
Theyre all stuck together!
Not to shabby princess!
There's nothing wrong with any of the ladies on this baord!
They all look lovely and convey intelligent and witty personalities through their posts.
However as I'm engaged, so I had better not say anything that might incriminate me.
I'll just go have that cold shower now. . .
quote:
Originally posted by Britannica:
There's nothing wrong with any of the ladies on this baord!
Except for the hair...
Mine's at that weird "growing out" stage...where it's not quite long enough...but too long to look "cute"...
**sigh**
quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by Britannica:
There's nothing wrong with any of the ladies on this baord!
Except for the hair...
Mine's at that weird "growing out" stage...where it's not quite long enough...but too long to look "cute"...
**sigh**
I know what you mean. Since I shaved mine, it's taken a year to get back to the awkward, not short, yet not long phase.
It really sucks.
Oh, and remember Chewy... every time you masturbate, GOD KILLS A KITTEN!!!!!
Please... think of the kittens.
quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
Except for the hair...
Mine's at that weird "growing out" stage...where it's not quite long enough...but too long to look "cute"...
**sigh**
I know what you mean. Since I shaved mine, it's taken a year to get back to the awkward, not short, yet not long phase.
It really sucks.
Are you making fun of my hair? ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
Moi...from this past Saturday.
quote:
Originally posted by PrincessElisa:
Do people in Texas always dress up like that to get ice cream?
Too bad that whole "love" thing is foggin' up Bonka's brain. I coulda (not) been a contender...
...
Hey B, ya got a sister, right?
Yeah, I have a sister...but she's been 'hooked up' longer than I have...6 years!!!!
Good Lord...
Who is it, her first and only love?
![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
How Victorian Era is that?
Nope...she's just one of those girls who is never without a boyfriend. Ya know?
Piggie is a pimp.........
quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
Sammitch is a playa....
In his dreams...
quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Oh, and remember Chewy... every time you masturbate, GOD KILLS A KITTEN!!!!!
Please... think of the kittens.
![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
Don't worry about it Chewy . . . I'm sure you're just like every other man . . . and you all have murdered millions of kittens . . . and the little buggers are still here and show no signs of becoming extinct.
quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
Sammitch is a playa....
In his dreams...
Chewy could be one if he put his mind to it...
Here's a pic from this past weekend...
I suck at posting pics, so anyone that can help...I'm clueless...who knows maybe it will work...
She's undressing me with her eyes!
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
ARRRGGGHHH!!!! I hate trying to post pics!!!
Nevermind...i think it might have actualy worked...
Just post the link sweetie. I know that Image Station can be quite a pain in the ass sometimes. :)
And if that doesn't work...just tell 'em to copy and paste the link into their browser.
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
Sammitch is a playa....
In his dreams...
Chewy could be one if he put his mind to it...
In a perfect world, mayhaps... but this is not the best of all possible worlds...
You got two choices. Complain about it or work around it.
(Before my reply: Welcome back, Kenya.)
Complaining may be fun, but not when other people are complaining for you and directing said complaints to you.
Regardless, I've been working around it. Almost everyone thinks I've snapped, but I'm okay with not ever having a girlfriend. Seriously, if I were to abandon the idea of a significant other at this very moment, what would I really be leaving behind? It would be a case of "Goodbye, personal romantic indulgences. Thanks for the six kisses." What's the point in stressing over it?
I'll stick to giving romantic advice every so often (for some peculiar reason, my advice works for other people but not for myself), tending to the work related areas of my life (which I'll get back to after my lunch break), weightlifting, martial arts, poetry, cooking and the other activities on my "things to learn" list. That way, I'll be making constructive use of my time and not be distracted by the possibile reasons why that "special someone" continues to elude me.
Long story short, it's my life and if I have to live it in solitude (as far as bf/gf relationships are concerned), I have no qualms with that.
Okay, I'm going to stop now, as this is developing into a full-blown rant.
I know some of you had the pleasure of seeing my old website, which had a pic of me taken back in '98, but that was before I got glasses, so here's the most recent picture of myself. That and I still have my Alias cut here.
It was taken back in December at my church group's Christmas party.
wha? mine? Crap, well then can someone host it for me? I don't have any place I can do that. *sigh* Course an option is that if you have an ofoto account, you could log in and it'd come up, that or you could get an account.
Of course your 1 picture is dazzling enough...so updates are just icing really...
quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
Of course your 1 picture is dazzling enough...so updates are just icing really...
http://images.ofoto.com/photos306/7/97/76/86/16/0/16867697703_0_ALB.jpg
Try that
quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
(Before my reply: Welcome back, Kenya.)
Complaining may be fun, but not when other people are complaining for you and directing said complaints to you.
Regardless, I've been working around it. Almost everyone thinks I've snapped, but I'm okay with not ever having a girlfriend. Seriously, if I were to abandon the idea of a significant other at this very moment, what would I really be leaving behind? It would be a case of "Goodbye, personal romantic indulgences. Thanks for the six kisses." What's the point in stressing over it?
I'll stick to giving romantic advice every so often (for some peculiar reason, my advice works for other people but not for myself), tending to the work related areas of my life (which I'll get back to after my lunch break), weightlifting, martial arts, poetry, cooking and the other activities on my "things to learn" list. That way, I'll be making constructive use of my time and not be distracted by the possibile reasons why that "special someone" continues to elude me.
Long story short, it's my life and if I have to live it in solitude (as far as bf/gf relationships are concerned), I have no qualms with that.
Okay, I'm going to stop now, as this is developing into a full-blown rant.
If my experience has taught me anything, it's a lot easier to get a girl when you're not looking for one.
Good luck man.
You know, a friend of mine said the same thing just a few days ago...In any case, thanks for wishing me luck.
Here's a newer pic of me...scary with no make-up. Down about 45 lbs from my original pic (the pic is a few weeks old...I'm down 50 lbs from the original now)
Kimi Pic
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
Here's a newer pic of me...scary with no make-up. Down about 45 lbs from my original pic (the pic is a few weeks old...I'm down 50 lbs from the original now)
Kimi Pic
![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
Hi Cap'n...
...any chance of you being at the NB con??? When will you be back in the area???
I move back into my dorm August 22.
Why can't I see the pic?
woo...
which one? There were a few posted that couldn't be viewed as a direct link. But if you quote the post with the 'missing' image, than all you have to do is copy and paste the URL into your browser's adress box.
oh.
WOO!!!
Who-hoo!
quote:
Originally posted by America's Hero, Kurt Angle:
Why can't I see the pic?
woo...
Imagestation tends to suck...sorry...
Don't worry, it's pretty noice!!!
I WANNA SEE
As Batwoman said, Fudd:
quote:
Originally posted by Batwoman:
if you quote the post with the 'missing' image, than all you have to do is copy and paste the URL into your browser's adress box.
BTW, nice pic, Kimi.
thanks...
quote:
Originally posted by Batwoman:
I know some of you had the pleasure of seeing my old website, which had a pic of me taken back in '98, but that was before I got glasses, so here's the most recent picture of myself. That and I still have my Alias cut here.
It was taken back in December at my church group's Christmas party.
Hey Batwoman,youre not half bad looking. Now I see why Llance loves you so much.
Llance waited for hours at Dave & Buster's before he figured out she REALLY wasn't going to show up!!!!
Sometimes I wonder whether or not that would be worse than being told "NO" outright while other people watch.
quote:
Originally posted by Drzsmith:
Hey Batwoman,youre not half bad looking. Now I see why Llance loves you so much.
Thanks!
quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
Sometimes I wonder whether or not that would be worse than being told "NO" outright while other people watch.
You like it when people watch?
quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
Here's a pic from this past weekend...
I suck at posting pics, so anyone that can help...I'm clueless...who knows maybe it will work...
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
...and I was just about to rub out...
Why rub out, when you can do this:
Y'know, TK, I really think you should start reconsidering this whole "no release" policy of yours. I think it's making you a tad obsessive.
I was like this before the release policy! It won't do me any good to release... unless you want more hormones saturatin' this place!
Lastest updates...
quote:
Originally posted by Batwoman:
I know some of you had the pleasure of seeing my old website, which had a pic of me taken back in '98, but that was before I got glasses, so here's the most recent picture of myself. That and I still have my Alias cut here.
It was taken back in December at my church group's Christmas party.
Hey Batwoman,youre not half bad looking. Now I see why Llance loves you so much.
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Franta got big.
baby got back...
that's Queenie BTW....
:lol: :lol:
Hey...wait a minute??? Why the hell would I be spanking queenie??? Stareena I might spank...but not Queenie!!
*ahem*
I wanna pic of that!
Maybe in August...
neato!
now i have someone to give that pink fur dress to.
It'll match his pink fur hangbag & pink stilletos!
Nowhereman, methinks you seem
far too knowledgable about this than is healthy...
Fuck it Chewy,you da one that sent me the pictures!
yeah really chew baby i've seen you waddling down the street in the little black number.
Well it wasnt actually a little dress,its just that on Chewy anything looks small!
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Kimi said:
Hey...wait a minute??? Why the hell would I be spanking queenie??? Stareena I might spank...but not Queenie!!
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Kimi said:
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Hey...wait a minute??? Why the hell would I be spanking queenie??? Stareena I might spank...but not Queenie!!
I'm on it . . .
Christ,you idiots would be lost without me!
That's the one. Good job.
Here's a new pic of me...I'm having problems getting my own pics on the computer, so I snagged one someone took of me this weekend...I'm the chick in the middle...
Down 94 lbs...
now wearing a size 10...
measurements 36B-30-40
You can hardly recognize her...
You still look great though.
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Kimi said:
Down 94 lbs...
now wearing a size 10...
measurements 36B-30-40
Still got the badonkadonk I see.
thank you, Lord...
Yeah...I've actually been complaining about the badonkadonk, and a few friends tell me I'm lucky to have it. I kindly pointed out that I am a WHITE girl (they are hispanic) and that white girls are not raised to want badonkadonk...they then pointed out that I generally do not date white men...point taken...
Oh, and I have new pics (just not on the computer yet...damn Kodak not-so-Easy share!). MY fave is me in a black mini shirt, black stockings, a semisheer floral shirt and knee high red snakeskin fuck-me boots!
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Kimi said:
Oh, and I have new pics (just not on the computer yet...damn Kodak not-so-Easy share!). MY fave is me in a black mini shirt, black stockings, a semisheer floral shirt and knee high red snakeskin fuck-me boots!
could yuh fedex those over this way sugar?
Hmmm...maybe I'll wear that outfit again in August...
Bwahahahahaha!
Nice legs........
¿Quién sabía que el diablo tenía piernas hermosas?
¡Y un culo que empareja su "gams"!
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TK-069 said:
Case in point:
I've lost a little more than 25 lbs since that picture, so it's not completely accurate!!!
Well, are your legs still nice looking???
What a rude question to ask a lady! For shame, PI!
...since he asked it anyhow, are they are they???
Well, my legs are still what I think of as "thick", but they are a bit more toned, actually a bit cut in the calves...working out 6 days a week is finally starting to help! (well and some other extracurricular workouts too...
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and you haven't in what now...14 months?
gee and you have what....9 hours to break that even though law says you legally pass as thqat age the day before.
Your spells don't work on me, witch!
Where is Chris Oakley when you need him?
Currently, he's crawling out of Uschi's ass with Disco Steve.
Aaaaaaah, home sweet home.
We neeed a recap of all the pictures of the ladies in one post..TK?
The bad thing about having a cool digital camera is no one seems to know how it works.
At least my hair looks good. But I think my neck's as thick as Elijah Wood's in some of these pictures.
Me and my roomie were testing my new digital camera.
Okay, I have chicken in my teeth, my hair's in a ponytail (which my mother always yelled at me for doing), but I love this picture.
You're not the only one....schwing.
This has nothing to do with women, but love me, love my rabbit.
I see no evidence of Elijah Wood Thick Neck Syndrome...
More like a parking garage.
Lemme tell yez, I find this pic VERY sexy! Maybe it's the stance of defiance (or you could call it a "super-hero" stance). Maybe it's the red-eye which somehow adds to the sexiness. Maybe it's because you look like a redhead and I lubbs me dem redheads (are you a redhead?). But I likes dis picture bestest!
Dude she's smiling and poking out her chest. What is not sexy about that? And a redhead to boot....
surprised your looking in that direction.
Because I don't look in your direction?
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Pig Iron said:
Dude she's smiling and poking out her chest. What is not sexy about that? And a redhead to boot....
Yes...I suppose I could've commented on the way her chest is thrust out. But I knew that one of our resident pervs would do that job for me, so I decided to take the high road, so to speak.
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Great chest...
no no i thought llances jiggling fat had you in a gaze.
If you bent over I'd look at your hiney...
I'm a fan, Ceej.
Fine pics indeed, CJ.
I liked the one with the boobies. boobies rock, rock on!
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Cowgirl Jack said:
Heatvision?
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Joe Mama said:
And while you looked at her heinie, I'd slip behind and give her a sucka-pump.
That's right Sneaky! I wanna take you home, get you in bed, and disappoint you in ways that TK can't!!!
so all i really have to do is somehow take down every phone in boston and that can happen?
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Pig Iron said:
Dude she's smiling and poking out her chest. What is not sexy about that? And a redhead to boot....
Guys are always after redheads....What's up with that?
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sneaky bunny said:
so all i really have to do is somehow take down every phone in boston and that can happen?
No silly, the opposite! If you kill the phones in Boston, I'll be in work more than I usually am! But(!!!), if everything is hunky-dory in Beantown, then I can take vacation time and be free to give you the type of sex you'll never forget, no matter how much repression therapy or hypnotism you try! The type of sex so underwhelming, you'd swear you've just partaken in lesbianism!
Wow. I learned too much tonight.
I'm not going anywhere...unless I die of bordem first!!!
TK...You've really learned that much?? I've commented on your posts on Captains board, but you never come back....MEANIE :P
TK's been cheating on us with another board?!?
For shame, TK....I am TRULY disappointed.
But I like Meeko, so everything is okay!
Hi, Meeko. Let me be the first to officially welcome you to the shenanigans that are the RKMBs!
TK...you web-dawg...what am I gonna tell your baby-mama, Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck?
Thanks for the Welcome!
Anything I should know about this site??
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Meeko said:
Anything I should know about this site??
Stay away from TK...he's a dawg. And Chewy Walrus 'cause he'll break your heart. Past that, nope...I can't think of anything you'd need to know. You'll have a pretty good feel for the tone of these boards soon enough...
Y'know, that last sentence seems to be a lot more sinister-sounding than I meant it to be...
You'll find out soon enough my dear...
*pets a white cat* Muahaha!!
Well I already "know of" Chewy... seems to be a sweet guy from what I know. Other than that I don't know anyone else that well.
I just thought I'd take a peek in here. I doubt that I have anything that interesting to add to most of these topics.
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Meeko said:
TK...You've really learned that much?? I've commented on your posts on Captains board, but you never come back....MEANIE :P
I forgot the way to get there! Y'know men and directions... "Turn left where?" "How many miles?" "Where do I put it in again?"
I've figured out there are some pretty dirty minds as here as well....
but I guess that is what happends when you get this much testosterone together.
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TK-069 said:
Joe Mama smells.
Like warm chocolate chip cookies!!!
Aw, TK...you know I kid because I respects ya!
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TK-069 said:
Joe Mama smells.
Like warm chocolate chip cookies!!!
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Meeko said:
Well I already "know of" Chewy... seems to be a sweet guy from what I know.
Appearances, my dear, can be deceiving...
But, damn if you ain't following Philsy everywhere!
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TK-069 said:
I forgot the way to get there! Y'know men and directions... "Turn left where?" "How many miles?" "Where do I put it in again?"
The way he's whoring and pimping his site?! Surely, you jest!
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Meeko said:
Well I already "know of" Chewy... seems to be a sweet guy from what I know.
Appearances, my dear, can be deceiving...
But, damn if you ain't following Philsy everywhere!
It wasn't purposely...
Am I not allowed here?
Sure you are!
Joe Mama, you hit on her one more time, I'm kickin' your ass.
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Meeko said:
Well I already "know of" Chewy... seems to be a sweet guy from what I know.
Women find him charming until they discern his devious designs on dastardly deeds.
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I just thought I'd take a peek in here. I doubt that I have anything that interesting to add to most of these topics.
You're implying that a measurable number of us do.
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Captain Sammitch said:
Sure you are!
Joe Mama, you hit on her one more time, I'm kickin' your ass.
Now Now Boys!!
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sneaky bunny said:
so all i really have to do is somehow take down every phone in boston and that can happen?
No silly, the opposite! If you kill the phones in Boston, I'll be in work more than I usually am! But(!!!), if everything is hunky-dory in Beantown, then I can take vacation time and be free to give you the type of sex you'll never forget, no matter how much repression therapy or hypnotism you try! The type of sex so underwhelming, you'd swear you've just partaken in lesbianism!
yay!! now just to find my keys...
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Captain Sammitch said:
Sure you are!
Joe Mama, you hit on her one more time, I'm kickin' your ass.
Who...ME?!?!?
No way dude. I was playing wingman for the dreamy Chewy Walrus. Giving that Pimp TK the (respectful) straight-arm so Chewy could work his mojo.
However, to give equal time to the roommates: Cap'n, you know you're a sexy beast!
Joe, get back to the phone systems before the eastern seaboard communications array goes down.
So, this new person..this Meeko. Is this a cohort of the Dynamic Duo of Chewy Sammich?
She's got to know somebody. A gal coming here on her own volition seems to go against all rational thought. Either way, she's cool as a fan.
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A gal coming here on her own volition seems to go against all rational thought.
Since when are women rational?
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Pig Iron said:
Joe, get back to the phone systems before the eastern seaboard communications array goes down.
So, this new person..this Meeko. Is this a cohort of the Dynamic Duo of Chewy Sammich?
In a way...
Why do you think I was threatening Joe for hitting on her?
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A gal coming here on her own volition seems to go against all rational thought.
Since when are women rational?
I didn't realize anyone was hitting on anyone...heheh.
I came in here on my own free will ..yeah that's it.
Dude, is that a cake? Happy Birthday, TK. And Meeko, if youve got 2 X chromosomes, youre constantly getting hit on.
Yeah, Happy Birthday TK. Also, welcome to the abyss....err board Meeko.
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Pig Iron said:
Joe, get back to the phone systems before the eastern seaboard communications array goes down.
Criminy...so much hostility in youse people! Fine, I just won't talk to any of the wimmens anymore, y'big crybabies!
Yeah, like THAT'LL happen...nooch.
I woulda said something nice about you, Pig Iron. But you hurt my psyche, so I'm gonna just go in back and have some chamomile tea. Me 'n' Leon...
Psst, I was making your job sound important....
Just trying to help.
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Pig Iron said:
Psst, I was making your job sound important....
Just trying to help.
Oh. okay...sorry bub.
Pig Iron is a man among men! A true humanitarian and an all-around great guy! One should feel happy to know him!!!
(how wuz dat?)
This is great. As long as we can keep Joe singing our praises, our egos will be incessantly inflated! JOY!
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Fused said:
Dude, is that a cake? Happy Birthday, TK. And Meeko, if youve got 2 X chromosomes, youre constantly getting hit on.
Yeah, kinda comes with the female territory. It's not like guys don't get hit on as well. I don't 'belong' to anyone... which makes things pretty interesting. Some guys really amuse me with their useless tactics.
Thanks for the welcome Glacier.
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Chewy Walrus said:
This is great. As long as we can keep Joe singing our praises, our egos will be incessantly inflated! JOY!
Well, that's what I'm here for: to be the fluffer of your egos. (Man, did THAT not sound right!!!) Of course I expect to get a little kudos, m'self. So heap on the praise, y'all!
By the way, just a [probably dumb] question: Is that a pic of you, Meeko? If so, lemme say (as a man with no agenda): You're cute.
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Chewy Walrus said:
This is great. As long as we can keep Joe singing our praises, our egos will be incessantly inflated! JOY!
Well, that's what I'm here for: to be the fluffer of your egos. (Man, did THAT not sound right!!!) Of course I expect to get a little kudos, m'self. So heap on the praise, y'all!
By the way, just a [probably dumb] question: Is that a pic of you, Meeko? If so, lemme say (as a man with no agenda): You're cute.
Yep, that's me
Why do men always point out whether they have an agenda or not? I don't get that.
joe mama---am I suppose to hand out the Kudos for my the compliment...
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Pig Iron said:
Mmmmm, granola bars....
MEN---it's either women or food!!
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Meeko said:
joe mama---am I suppose to hand out the Kudos for my the compliment...
That is standard etiquette, yes...
That is why an overwhelming majority of the population on here is men.
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Meeko said:
Why do men always point out whether they have an agenda or not? I don't get that.
In this case, it's so Cap'n Sammitch doesn't kick my big, beautiful, Bostonian butt from Fenway to the CHAHL'S RIVAH!!!
In most cases, though, it's to show that the compliment given is one with no strings attached. Like when a guy buys you a beer because you're cute, but doesn't try to come over to you. No agenda: kudos for the sake of giving kudos.
But, if you'd like to return the favor, I won't argue...
[Dammit, Cap'n! Quit punchin' me!!!]
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Joe Mama said:
In this case, it's so Cap'n Sammitch doesn't kick my big, beautiful, Bostonian butt from Fenway to the CHAHL'S RIVAH!!!
Joe, you could take Cap'n easy. No contest! Don't let his Internet demeanor fool you - he's just a lot of talk and a badge...
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Why do men always point out whether they have an agenda or not? I don't get that.
In this case, it's so Cap'n Sammitch doesn't kick my big, beautiful, Bostonian butt from Fenway to the CHAHL'S RIVAH!!!
In most cases, though, it's to show that the compliment given is one with no strings attached. Like when a guy buys you a beer because you're cute, but doesn't try to come over to you. No agenda: kudos for the sake of giving kudos.
But, if you'd like to return the favor, I won't argue...
[Dammit, Cap'n! Quit punchin' me!!!]
I really don't think cap'n really cares all that much. Trust me. He has a thing for the beautiful ceej... I think?
Heh heh...you guys...
There's nothin' but mutual respect between me and the Cap'n. We could never fight. We Red Sox fans stick together, y'know?
And EVERY guy here has a thing for the lovely ladies of the RKMBs. We're just full of love. It's a regular love-fest here. Love and respect and admiration. Stick around...you'll see...
........I'm always the last to know.
Didn't you get the memo Rob sent out? It said right there: Love. And. Respect. Yeppers, it did...
Korina is really close to Carrina......
I always have an agenda! Meeko's indeed a fine lookin' lass. But Joe's right, I often say that I don't have an agenda to pass a harmless compliment. But I'd be lying if i said that I didn't on occasion say I have no agenda when in fact by saying that it may actually be my agenda in disguise.
But ya, sans agenda or with. Cute stuff!
well i'm glad there's a new attention whore.
Sneaky Bunny = Old and Busted
Meeko = New Hotness
Dat's O-Tay, Bunny. Ah Still lubbs ya!!!
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Joe Mama said:
Sneaky Bunny = Old and Busted
Meeko = New Hotness
Dat's O-Tay, Bunny. Ah Still lubbs ya!!!
well...uhhh...thanks for the lovin couched in a insult.
Where is my angel of music?
Dave O'Dell..thankyouverymuch.
come on wimmins show more pics of urselfs
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TK-069 said:
Patches O'Houlihan?!
argh!!!
Joe mama....everyone loves the Cap'n. He coudln't hurt a fly if he wanted to.
Fused. Thanks. You're a real sweetie.
Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic!!
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sneaky bunny said:
well i'm glad there's a new attention whore.
Attention Whore?
If that's the title...I sure don't want it. I'll give it back.
but ur getting all the attention now
I didn't ask for it...I'm sorry.
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Why do men always point out whether they have an agenda or not? I don't get that.
In this case, it's so Cap'n Sammitch doesn't kick my big, beautiful, Bostonian butt from Fenway to the CHAHL'S RIVAH!!!
In most cases, though, it's to show that the compliment given is one with no strings attached. Like when a guy buys you a beer because you're cute, but doesn't try to come over to you. No agenda: kudos for the sake of giving kudos.
But, if you'd like to return the favor, I won't argue...
[Dammit, Cap'n! Quit punchin' me!!!]
I really don't think cap'n really cares all that much. Trust me. He has a thing for the beautiful ceej... I think?
Ceej is nice and cute and all, but I already picked a favorite.
I think you know her.
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Chant said:
Heatvision?
I'm charging.
all systems power...turbines to speed....ready....
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Captain Sammitch said:
Ceej is nice and cute and all, but I already picked a favorite.
I think you know her.
Dude, you ARE fickle! And greedy. And a bit of a brown-nose...
But I can't argue your choice(s).
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Joe Mama said:
Dude, you ARE fickle! And greedy. And a bit of a brown-nose...
I've known this for a couple years already, so I hope you'll forgive my surprise that you're just now figuring it out.
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Captain Sammitch said:
Ceej is nice and cute and all, but I already picked a favorite.
I think you know her.
Dude, you ARE fickle! And greedy. And a bit of a brown-nose...
But I can't argue your choice(s).
You just don't get it.
Yes.
I do.
But I'm still gonna mess with you a bit.
At least until you lighten up, buttercup!!!
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Meeko said:
I didn't ask for it...I'm sorry.
You shouldn't have to ask for it.
You never will. But as long as you have one more X-chromosome than the average poster... you'll be hit on mercilessly and labeled by those who were formerly hit on mercilessly as an attention whore.
You may as well get used to it now...
More degradation of the Y chromosome.
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Captain Sammitch said:
Ceej is nice and cute and all, but I already picked a favorite.
I think you know her.
Dude, you ARE fickle! And greedy. And a bit of a brown-nose...
But I can't argue your choice(s).
You just don't get it.
Apparently I don't either.
What is the Sammitch talking about?
I've been trying to figure that out for three years now...
How do we even know if Capt. Sammitch is his real name?!
Well, I actually know him.
It's Phil... but since a group of us watched Howard the Duck, it's Philsy...
Is he also infatuated with Lea Thompson and constantly stalked by Tim Robbins?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................ Bianca.
I think mmmm, mmmm, mmmmmmmm, Bianca says it better...
She's not a Campbell's Soup commercial.
You're defnintely cute! You have a beautiful smile. Hope you feel better!
Thanks guys.
Nice pic, Bianca. What nationality are ya if I may ask? If thats a stupid/insensitive question, ignore this post.
I wondered the same thing. I didn't want to come across as a jerk.
I get asked a lot so I guess it doesn't bother me, but I don't want to offend anyone else.
I can answer that for her! Although technically, we are all a smattering of various ethnicities, Bonka's most defining are Irish and Japanese.
Or is it Welsh and Taiwanese?
I don't think Irish-Italian-British-German-Cherokee-French is considered mixed...
...i swear I'm missing something...
So...it's proof that I really am a castrating bitch...
oh oh oh! I remember now! Scottish! Put that after British and before German.
African American-German-English-Creole-Cherokee-Choctaw-Chinese, baby!
Dang TK...Good thing it was kept simple for me! I wouldn't be able to remember all that!
I'm sure I'm Jewish too. Might as well add that in!
Did you go to Hebrew school with ROY BATTY?
So much so that I know his true name is Ronald Battsburg!
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TK-069 said:
African American-German-English-Creole-Cherokee-Choctaw-Chinese, baby!
awww...how cute...TK's a little heinz 57
but dude, was there any circle you didn't fill in on a standarized test?
Sometimes, there was a "Eskimo" selection I didn't fill in. Most of the time, I always filled in "Other".
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TK-069 said:
Fake! FAKE!!!
You know you look like Steve Urkel!!! Shenanigans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is toooo funny. Lets see a pic of you Joe Mama??
TK...
You do...you posted yourself in another thread! Unless that's you as STEFAN!
No wonder the ladies flock to Stefan...he's a Handsome Dan.
By the way, I'm Irish-Italian. A Mick Guinea. Generally confused about whether to grab a beer or my package. Thank Gob for two hands.
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Meeko said:
That is toooo funny. Lets see a pic of you Joe Mama??
TK...
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=253909&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1
Scroll about three-quarters of the way down. Me 'n' Dad and Me 'n' Niece ensue.
I swear he's smashing her head in!
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TK-069 said:
I swear he's smashing her head in!
Poor girl!!!!!!
TK....that's a pic of you on that same page!! WOW!!
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TK-069 said:
I swear he's smashing her head in!
Y'know, TK, that's not far from the truth...
That picture was taken when me 'n' my gal took my beautiful niece to Disney World. Now, understand this: I LOVE my niece. I dote on her and spoil her rotten. So, when we had the chance to take her down there, we jumped at it. What we didn't realize it:
1) This would be her first time away from her parents
2) She had never heard the word "no" before
3) She was going to be a COMPLETE pain in the ol' arse
When she wasn't complaining about what to eat and when to eat and where to go and what to do and what to see, she was sulking about EVERY decision I made. She was no problem in the lines for rides. She was great on the rides. EVERY OTHER TIME(!!!), she was a pain. At one point, we took her to the Magic Kingdom and told her "We'll do everything that you wanna do. We'll ride every ride you want. Eat at Cinderella's Castle, if you'd like. But, if we make a decision, YOU CAN'T WHINE!!! Or we'll go back to the hotel and you'll do homework until you go to bed." Sure enough, on the first ride, she threw a borderline tantrum. So, it's back to the resort, on the phone with my sister, and the demand that she talk to her daughter...I had had ENOUGH.
Don't you know, the little bitch (who is truly her mother's daughter) gets on the phone and (just before bursting into tears) says "Hi Mommy I miss YOU!!!" I wanted to bounce her off every wall in the resort. It was a cheap ploy and utter bullshit - she knew I was pissed at her, she knew she was in DEEP trouble, so she went for the sympathy ploy. I offered my sister to put her on a plane that day. Long story short: peace was restored and we made it home without any more...incidents.
While I was putting syitcases in her father's car (he was driving us home from the airport) and telling him of the HORRORS we faced, my beloved niece asked my gal "Can I come with you guys the next time you go to Disney?"
Sure, honey. Maybe when you're 21. Maybe.
(Just to let you all know. We had a great day when that pic was taken. We DID have a lot of fun. I'm just not in any rush to do it again...)
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Meeko said:
TK....that's a pic of you on that same page!! WOW!!
Yeah, that's me again... 
Well, you should use that pic more often. Maybe it would bring more ladies to the board.
ANOTHER NEW ATTENTION WHORE!
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TK-069 said:
Yeah, that's me again...
Again, I call SHENANIGANS!!!
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=285106&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=4&vc=1
See this thread? This is where he posted his TRUE image!!!
SHE-NAN-I-GANS!!!
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Joe Mama said:
By the way, I'm Irish-Italian. A Mick Guinea. Generally confused about whether to grab a beer or my package. Thank Gob for two hands.
You think you have it bad?! I'm Irish-Scottish-Cherokee. I'm constantly battling those suicidal tendencies... 
You think you have it bad? I'm half-taiwanese and half-chinese. I am at war with myself.
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Fused said:
Nice pic, Bianca. What nationality are ya if I may ask? If thats a stupid/insensitive question, ignore this post.
I'm a typical American mutt mix.
Mom's Japanese and my dad's family is Irish-German-English.
I'm German, Irish and Polish, mostly (a little Am. Indian in the mix too).
(A) talk about being at war with yourself; (B) At least it gives me one holy high tolerance for alcohol
ya same here
mexican, german, dutch, english, irish and indian
I keep forgetting you're part-Mexican. That explains a lot...
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Son of Mxy said:
You think you have it bad? I'm half-taiwanese and half-chinese. I am at war with myself.
Heh, sucks to be you!
naah, sometimes I get a little jealous, all you people have all these nationalities in your roots, and what am I? Pure Danish, that's what!!!
not that I'm complaining though
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Fused said:
No, not that kind of Danish!
I had a Danish this morning and boy, was she tasty!
But not as lovely as a Swede!
hah, still haven't worked up that $1600 for sweden eh?
All TK has is an expired buspass.
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the G-man said:
I'm German, Irish and Polish, mostly (a little Am. Indian in the mix too).
Have you ever "invaded" yourself?
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the G-man said:
I'm German, Irish and Polish, mostly (a little Am. Indian in the mix too).
Have you ever "invaded" yourself?
Unless someone has a problem with masturbation, I'd say that most women have done this.
Guys, on the other hand, who knows what the hell they do . . .
hmmm...that's really not something i wanna think bout before lunch.
I'm half Greek and half Hillbilly. It's a constant struggle between sophistication and redneckedness.
Hell, sometimes I'll sit on my back porch in a pair of black dockers, black leather shoes, and a wife beater drinking a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best. messed up genetics, man.
I'm quarter greek. It pretty much dominates everything else. I'm one hairy mother fucker.
Im 100% east indian
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rex said:
I'm quarter greek. It pretty much dominates everything else. I'm one hairy mother fucker.
We should lock you up in a cage with Nowhereman, and let the two of you decide - through mortal combat - who really rules the night.
Shit, that's funny.
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winged creature said:
Im 100% east indian
dude!!! you posted your picture in the womens thread! that was by accident....right?
or is there something you're not telling us.....Winged Creatura!!!!
no dip, don't make me post every nasty pic i have of you.
ah trust me, tans a total cover up for his whiteness.
sweet pea you are....you dress like a white guy, you listen to white music, you love white food. i believe there's a certain food that desrbes you.
because you "act" or "dress" white....DOESN'T MAKE YOU WHITE!!!
I like Italian....definitely doesn't MAKE me Italian.
I really dont think you're old enough to tell me what to do
and i think you really have no right or place to correct me one a a gentle joke directed to someone i know personally.
I'm glad you feel that way and I'm sorry you're so defensive, but I would have said that regardless of who said it. It's not my fault you have a stick up your...
there's no stick up my ass. i just don't care for people who turn their nose up over things of that sort.
Since when am I turning my nose up. Maybe if you took the chance to know me instead of attacking everything I say you would have an idea.
Turning my nose up to what?? Honey, you might want to know what you're talking about before you start talking.
first off, don't call me honey, i ain't your sweet heart, i ain't your sugar and i ain't yoru bitch.
second, okay so maybe turning your nose up was a wrong way to put it. so maybe if you read slower, ACTUALLy TRIED oh i dunno..."took the chance to know me" then there wouldn't be a enigma.
I wasn't saying "honey" as a term of affection trust me...but you have to dumb it down a little when you have people acting like they are 12 all the time. Whether you realize it or not, it does get old.
There isn't anything I need to read slower. Everything is perfectly clear to me.
Well it's pointless of us to argue with each other. I'm sorry that I offended you. If I have anything else that I disagree with I"ll just keep it to myself and I wish you would as well.
yeah is pointless. and peaches do you really think if people here actually keep it to themselves this place would still have the bar skanky, tit-filled, overly horny energy it does?
Good point!
it has the dirt level of Deja Vu,....hell practicaly is...i mean llance is the ugly broad.
You know you like it here!
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TK-069 said:
You know you like it here!
Who are you talking to?
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rex said:
I'm quarter greek. It pretty much dominates everything else. I'm one hairy mother fucker.
We should lock you up in a cage with Nowhereman, and let the two of you decide - through mortal combat - who really rules the night.
Leave me out of your homoerotic fantasies freak.
Meeks. . .Sneaky. I think you guys just turned me on.
Rahr!
Really? 'Cuz they freaked me out!
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Fused said:
Meeks. . .Sneaky. I think you guys just turned me on. Rahr!
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Really? 'Cuz they freaked me out!
Sorry you guys had to see that. I was in rare form yesterday. I appoligize!!
Now you see what poor cap'n has to deal with.
It's worth it, really.
'Specially with all the crap
I put her through. Geez!
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Captain Sammitch said:
It's worth it, really.
'Specially with all the crap I put her through. Geez!
This face was made for Sammitch:
sammitch.......
someones a porker
ok follow closely
your face made for sammitch.....
porker......
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sneaky bunny said:
ok follow closely
your face made for sammitch.....
porker......
It sucks to be so innocent
I guess I can leave it at that.
...and if insulting me makes you feel better about yourself...go for it.
wasn't intended for an insult, i'm just curious if your sammitch is made out of kraft or jiff
I really hope you weren't attempting to insult Meeko. You can say whatever you like about me, but if you start talking trash about my girlfriend we're gonna have words.
I'm going easy on you for Creature's sake.
Damn, Sammitch is going to open a can of whoopass!!
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winged creature said:
Meeko is your gf?
Yeah, He claims me.
Actually, Joe Mama owns your rights!
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TK-069 said:
Actually, Joe Mama owns your rights!
Good point!!!
Dammit Sammitch....get your butt in here and fight!
Oh yeah, there's a great fight in the making!
Mama vs. Sammitch! The Battle for the Babe! The Fight for her Rights!
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! da da
FO YO RIGHT!
TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-TAY!
in Meeko's pants!
Sox solidarity can wait for another day.
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Stupid Dogg said:
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! da da
FO YO RIGHT!
TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-TAY!
in Meeko's pants!
NOT funny.
You might be able to talk to other women like that on here, but not me.
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Captain Sammitch said:
Sox solidarity can wait for another day.
You're Lowe. I'm Schilling. 'Nuff said.
(Actually, I have no idea what that means. Considering Cap'n made me $250 Million richer, I'm all about peace 'n' love...)
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Stupid Dogg said:
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! da da
FO YO RIGHT!
TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-TAY!
in Meeko's pants!
NOT funny.
You might be able to talk to other women like that on here, but not me.
Great. Now Meeko's gonna have Sammitch kill me or something. 2 days after starting my leg breakererses business and I got 2 people who're gonna do me in.
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Meeko said:
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Stupid Dogg said:
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! da da
FO YO RIGHT!
TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-TAY!
in Meeko's pants!
NOT funny.
You might be able to talk to other women like that on here, but not me.
Great. Now Meeko's gonna have Sammitch kill me or something. 2 days after starting my leg breakererses business and I got 2 people who're gonna do me in.
well you could just call up Llance as him to roll over. it'd hold sammitch and meeko down fromt he comfort of his home while you ran off to canada.
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Stupid Dogg said:
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! da da
FO YO RIGHT!
TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-TAY!
in Meeko's pants!
NOT funny.
You might be able to talk to other women like that on here, but not me.
Seriously, she's off limits for that kind of talk. It's disrespectful, but so many of the other women on here humor us that we get away a with a lot more than we ought to. I would appreciate you not talking to her like that, 'kay?
Ummmmmm, I wouldn't talk to someone I don't know that way personally. But this is the Kampy board Sammitch...
For every decent, fun-luvin poster there are 3 who answer to no man or woman...not even Gob.
El piggo's got a point.
lets hope this bug up the ass disease doesn't spread.
Ya gotta eliminate the Carrier...
hmmm....yuh thinkin' what i'm thinkin'?
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sneaky bunny said:
El piggo's got a point.
lets hope this bug up the ass disease doesn't spread.
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TK-069 said:
Ya gotta eliminate the Carrier...
I'll just make it easier for everyone... I'll go.
ohay, hetay ittypay hingtay. diay ersonallypay allcay ouryay luffbay utbay tisay puay otay hemtay.
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Ya gotta eliminate the Carrier...
I'll just make it easier for everyone... I'll go.
It's called a movie reference...
I was speaking in general
You can speak on a message board? Now that's talent!
You smart ass! You're so lucky I like ya...I'd have to hurt you by now!
(I'm sure you're real scared)
I'm quaking in my size 13s!
Somebody helps me! I be trapped!
i'll save you
*POW* *POW*
heh...those leg breakers owe me.
What? A knuckle sandwich?
no thanks, a grilled cheese would be nice.
Would you like a slice o' tomato in your grilled cheese? Perhaps a slice if ham? Fuck that...may I offer you a calzone?
($40 Million bid...it's be nice to Bunny week)
do i get a parade
and joe, veg-head here. i'll take that with onion and ketchup.
BBQ chicken....water melon squares....moose track ic cream....
Let's get this thread back on topic. To do so, I re-present a recent favorite:
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Grimm said:
Let's get this thread back on topic. To do so, I re-present a recent favorite:
Bless you...
No wonder you guys all hang out at the HQ.
And just think...you traded her away.............................
WAY TO GO....
One of the only females (besides star as well) that is cooler than me ....and you sell her to my boyfriend!
PI...It's gonna get dirty now...
Yep......
It's a new technique I'm woking on, but I can't tell you what it is.....
Why???
I'll be quiet
Than it would be sure not to work...
This thread was pushed under to page four. I mean c'mon. July 8th?!?!
Like. . ."womens... show yourself!"
We have had a lot of mens pirctures lately.
ill have new pics soon i hope......
maybe rob can put the pics from the wedding up. theres one of me and the ultimate kamphausen..... KATHLEEN!!!!
for Difficult Kind!
for Kathleen!
Alright ladies, its time to do your part. The men show yourselves thread has been extremely busy lately with many men posting pics of themselves. Also, remember that most the men here are comic book fans that are shut-ins that are afraid to show their faces outside or online.
To sum it up. We want more pics of the women!
Yeah! What he said! ...'Cept for Star, she always gives us pics!
sorry i couldnt find any that i thought were good.
sorry only have 2 that are meh...
maybe after new orleans
excuses excuses, we held our end of the bargain and posted lotsa pics and now its ur turn wimmins!!
KATHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! I need to what you look like! cutting and pasting Robs head onto women in lingerie was okay for a while, but now its just gotten weird.
I agree!
And remember, Stupid Dogg was just in a car accident. He needs something to cheer him up!
are you ok dogg????
honestly? I feel like shit. I got an icepack on my neck and my back is sore. I could barely walk to my parents car from the hospital last night. so, you know, the doctor said pictures of beautiful women would decrease the pain. not that i'm pressuring you guys, but it would be nice...
Dont worry SD, i'll take all ur leg breaking matters til ur back to normal. You heard him ladies, post pics so he feels better.
HAH! I NOW KNOW WHAT KATHLEEN LOOKS LIKE!
I tell yah, if I wasn't a gaysbian I'd totally hit on her.
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=319756&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1that's what I remember. there's stuff that I don't remember happening that I was told about. Like, my first memory after getting out of the car is standing in the middle of the road staring at my car. I don't remember running to check on my lady friend, but thats what everyone said happened. I also don't remember my seat being close to the steering wheel, since I remember jumping out after the accident, but the cop said I shouldn't have gotten out as fast as I did.
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rex said:
Alright ladies, its time to do your part. The men show yourselves thread has been extremely busy lately with many men posting pics of themselves. Also, remember that most the men here are comic book fans that are shut-ins that are afraid to show their faces outside or online.
To sum it up. We want more pics of the women!
Were still waiting...
Whoah my chakras are getting wet! I gotta go meditate now...
are you guys sniffing cocaine off that rug?
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sneaky bunny said:
no no no, we had locked a friend and her man in there and were looking under the door wth a mirror
what a weird girl i have to deal with
I would like to say that the men of this board are pleased with the recent pics of women.
The most recent picture of me, taken on vacation.
Me, my friend's sister and my friend taken the night before I came back home. Af this picture was taken, I let my hair down. We went to a Greek restaruant in Hollywood FL. It was a blast.
There's another picture taken later in the night, where my hair is down, but it'll be a while before I get a copy of that one.
da-nuh-nah! Batwoman's arrived!
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Batwoman said:
The most recent picture of me, taken on vacation.
Me, my friend's sister and my friend taken the night before I came back home. Af this picture was taken, I let my hair down. We went to a Greek restaruant in Hollywood FL. It was a blast.
There's another picture taken later in the night, where my hair is down, but it'll be a while before I get a copy of that one.
I love Batwoman.
Who wouldn't?
Although she's stopped taking my calls....
hey everybody! It's Drzsmith!
It's an alt. ID! I'd stake my life on it!
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Batwoman said:
The most recent picture of me, taken on vacation.
The middle girl's smile reminds me of a Brian Bolland drawing.
Not that--that's an insult, it's just weird thta way.
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Chewy Walrus said:
It's an alt. ID! I'd stake my life on it!
Hi Pacey.
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Chewy Walrus said:
It's an alt. ID! I'd stake my life on it!
90% of the members on this board are atl id's
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sneaky bunny said:
Nice ass, Sneaky. . . whatever youre doing down there. . .
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Batwoman said:
The most recent picture of me, taken on vacation.
No wonder Jaburg's been "busy" lately. I never did buy that "I'm away from my computer" bull...
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Batwoman said:
The most recent picture of me, taken on vacation.
Which one are you?
The one with the glasses. The original post I inidicated who's who in the order in which we're standing.
[image]http://phausenentertainment.com/boards/girls/2004/difficult-kind-00.jpg [/image]
this is me on vacation in new orleans we had to dress up to go to emerils!
wit i dont think that worked gonna try again
http://phausenentertainment.com/boards/girls/2004/difficult-kind-00.jpg [image]http://phausenentertainment.com/boards/girls/2004/difficult-kind-00.jpg [/image]
yaaay it did! more vacations pics later!
Here ya go DK
uh no, but nice dress
thanks its from the gap bunny!
It is a nice dress. It would look nicer on my bedroom floor...
now Robs gonna ban me, hunt me down, and beat me stupider for messin' with Lex. No, but seriously, you look good.
i'm on painkillers tonight. I can't wait until I wake up tomorrow sober and read all the stupid ass posts I made tonight!
aww still from the accident?
yeah. I'm back lifting and jogging again, and the chiropractor is working good, but I had an 11 hour work shift today and I feel like crap. Plus, both my legs are bruised from the knee down and it hurts to walk anymore. Vicadin rocks.
Lifting and jogging while on Vicadin? Smart.
not while on Vicadin. I only take it at night cuz I don't wanna pass out during the day time. Or, you know, crash my rental. that would not rock.
So you're not just some slack-jawed, meat-headed leg breakerer! You have some semblance of intelligence!
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Stupid Dogg said:
I can't wait until I wake up tomorrow sober and read all the stupid ass posts I made tonight!
Don't you do that everyday?
yes, but this time I'll be sober!
i always wanted to try pain killers or just something that would help me relax. i wanna be like those suburban moms that are addicted to crap!
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Stupid Dogg said:
i'm on painkillers tonight. I can't wait until I wake up tomorrow sober and read all the stupid ass posts I made tonight!
One day I expect I'll wake up sober and realize what the hell Ive been doing with my life the past ten years!
You kids and your addictions!
you know what i mean dogg
Ummm...
...uhhhhhhh...
...hrmmmmm...
...
Wow.
You am one foxy lady.
Una Chiquita Bonita.
Une Belle Fille.
The proverbial "Hot Patootie".
A Fine Example Of Feminine Fine-osity.
And you're cute, too.
More of the same, please, Bunny. More of the same...
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Joe Mama said:
Ummm... ...uhhhhhhh... ...hrmmmmm... ...
Wow. You am one foxy lady. Una Chiquita Bonita. Une Belle Fille. The proverbial "Hot Patootie". A Fine Example Of Feminine Fine-osity.
And you're cute, too.
I'm wondering if she has a sister...
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sneaky bunny said:
Lookin' hot inna bad comedown heroine/K-hole kinda way.
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Stupid Dogg said:
i'm on painkillers tonight. I can't wait until I wake up tomorrow sober and read all the stupid ass posts I made tonight!
Painkillers rule.
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Chewy Walrus said:
More of the same, please, Bunny. More of the same...
i think wings might have another i'll ask toorrow
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The Time Trust said:
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Joe Mama said:
Ummm... ...uhhhhhhh... ...hrmmmmm... ...
Wow. You am one foxy lady. Una Chiquita Bonita. Une Belle Fille. The proverbial "Hot Patootie". A Fine Example Of Feminine Fine-osity.
And you're cute, too.
I'm wondering if she has a sister...
Yes.
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Stupid Dogg said:
Here ya go DK
DK is super hot
aww thanks guys! i like bunnys pics tho. if only i was that young again
Do you wish that you knew what you know now when you were younger?
It's like the end of a pedophilliac snuff film. Brrr
Beautiful pic, DK.
Very nice and classy pic. You're always a sweetie around here. Glad to have ya
Nah, I don't want to make anyone sick around here!
Lovesick?
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TK-069 said:
Lovesick?
I've kinda been avoiding this one for a while just because I thought it said LoveSTICK.....LOL
WOW!!
I was soooo sweet and innocent when I got here! YOU corrupted me
Sure, blame the horniest one! It's Eagle, CO all over again!
thanks meeko! i thought id try a nice pic to post.
and mr. stewart,i mean tk
, i do wish i knew what i know now when i was younger
younger or not DK, ur gorgeous
Agreed.
im gonna keep coming back to this forum to keep smiling from the boosts of confidence.
Do you people realize that you're all drooling over Rob's GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!? Show some respect!!! Cripes!!!
Besides, DK likes ME bestest!
And I, her!
Girlfriend?
Silly Joe,everyone knows Rob is gay!
DK is the most beautiful woman on this board
Sneaky's sooo gonna kill you.
More beautiful than LLance?
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TK-069 said:
Sneaky's sooo gonna kill you.
but im speaking the truth!! and if speaking the truth gets me killed then so be it!
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Nowhereman said:
More beautiful than LLance?
thats a question u should ask rob!
See,winged creature knows rob is gay............silly Joe Mama!
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Nowhereman said:
See,winged creature knows rob is gay............
From personal experience?
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winged creature said:
No Oakley told me
I thought you were on Oakley's "Limp-Wristed Punch" list?
Oakley always messages bunny, tellin her how much he loves her and how he is gay at the same time.
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Nowhereman said:
......about Rob & Joe!
Yes, it's true: I'm secretly Difficult Kind.
He also wants to roger Mxy!
Dont forget Chris Oakley and his buddy antoine!!
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Nowhereman said:
More beautiful than LLance?
no ones more beautiful than llance!
and all the ladies on these forums are beautiful, thats why i was so hesitant to ever put myself up for all to see. with girls like stareena, sneaky, meeko, and butterican just to name a few with their great pics i have nothing on these boards!
p.s - joe is the bestest ever!!!!
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Nowhereman said:
Girlfriend?
Silly Joe,everyone knows Rob is gay!
Don't they have the concept of a "beard" over there?
dont tell sneaky, DK, but ur prettier......sshhhhh
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TK-069 said:
Sneaky's sooo gonna kill you.
try a baggie of i don't care
see this is how trouble starts..... this is not where i wanted this to go
. all the girls are great!
Especially Difficult Kind!
my joe
JM
+
DK
We likes each other bestest!
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difficult kind said:
see this is how trouble starts..... this is not where i wanted this to go . all the girls are great!
i don't see a prob,
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=330191&Main=328969#Post330191Hey, Bunny, honey...did I do something that I'm not aware of to incur your wrath?
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difficult kind said:
see this is how trouble starts..... this is not where i wanted this to go . all the girls are great!
You are cute!! SOOOO soak it up and enjoy it!! You don't have to worry about me!!
Except you took JM from me. He doesn't give me any love anymore. TK owes me some too.
As long as you share the love DK, I'm perfectly fine
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difficult kind said:
see this is how trouble starts..... this is not where i wanted this to go . all the girls are great!
i don't see a prob,
ok good!
I owe Meeko lovin'? Since when did I start slacking off in the love department?
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I owe Meeko lovin'? Since when did I start slacking off in the love department?
I can't get enough of your love. That's all their is to it.
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Joe Mama said:
Slacker!
YOU have room to talk. Meeko gets nooo love anymore.
I'm debating the "man pillow" ...life is over.
Meeko...you just stop that. Just because I don't sees ya doesn't mean I don't still looooooooooooooooove ya!
Besides, I'm confused about certain situations, y'know? Must I still looooooooooooooove ya from afar or can I step a little closer? Can keesses be had?
Plus, the way you've been showin' TK the lubb
...
No love for the mighty JM...at least DK still likes me bestest...
i tried to connect to that link but it never worked!
Yay!! Joe still loves me!!!
Sorry had a weak moment!!
Tk is just a chick magnet. Too bad he knows that all too well. A rough cali boy.
Eh, I'll PM you
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Tk is just a chick magnet.
Yeah...poultry just can't stay away from him.
Yeah...I know: not very funny. I'm tired, so screw yez.
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Meeko said:
Tk is just a chick magnet.
Yeah...poultry just can't stay away from him.
Yeah...I know: not very funny. I'm tired, so screw yez.
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Meeko said:
Tk is just a chick magnet.
Yeah...poultry just can't stay away from him.
Yeah...I know: not very funny. I'm tired, so screw yez.
I know that's a mercy laugh, but it's appreciated.
Here's a for ya!
Of course the chicks don't want to stray too far when there's a gamecock to protect them!
cant wait to see the jets avatar tk!!!
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Joe Mama said:
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=330191&Main=328969#Post330191
Hey, Bunny, honey...did I do something that I'm not aware of to incur your wrath?
not you mister M (pumpkin) your not on my shit list. i meant the flamboyant joe oakley.
Ah...gotcha.
Here's one for you:
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cant wait to see the jets avatar tk!!!
The Jets??? Mannnn....
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Nowhereman said:
Girlfriend?
Silly Joe,everyone knows Rob is gay!
Don't they have the concept of a "beard" over there?
Not on our women Bibbster.
If your women have beards I suggest you check to see if their undercarriage has been deployed!
A woman posted... in the womens show yourself thread!
eh, nothing special or exciting...don't get too worked up!
All of you always whine that we don't....atleast I tried
Lucee! Chu got some 'splaining to do!
¿Tengo un padre?
¡Ay Mi Dios! ¡Haré amor dulce a su cara!
¡oh el relleno de la empanada!
Me pregunta, Senorita Bunny. ¿Usted tiene el gusto de twinkies?
¡Investigando las mentes desean saber!
No de Twinkies, cuidado de I don't para los asiáticos. ¡como sadi de I've antes de que tenga gusto de los cocos!
¡Cocos! No tengo gusto de los cocos...
¡Pondré la crema azotada en usted! ¡La crema azotada soluciona todo!
...Me siento sucio ahora.
entonces usted debe ir toma una ducha ¡para dos!
Yeah. Whatever.
Sammitch me dijo que no pueda hablar sucio con usted más.
Why in the heck would he talk dirty to you?????
Tengo ganas de pollo esta noche.
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Meeko said:
Why in the heck would he talk dirty to you?????
Tu, Meeko! Tu!
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Meeko said:
Here are a couple new pics I took goofing around this afternoon. I know I'm a dork. Hopefully I'll get to take some with a REAL camera soon
Ummmmmmmmmm...uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hmmmmmmmmmm...
Homina homina homina homina...
You're too damn cute. I just wanna bash my face into my monitor. I'm not worthy to gaze upon such unbridled cuteness!
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Meeko said:
Here are a couple new pics I took goofing around this afternoon. I know I'm a dork. Hopefully I'll get to take some with a REAL camera soon
Ummmmmmmmmm...uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hmmmmmmmmmm...
Homina homina homina homina...
You're too damn cute. I just wanna bash my face into my monitor. I'm not worthy to gaze upon such unbridled cuteness!
Thanks JM. Just be careful...I'm not worth losing brain cells
Says you!
Besides, when Joe writes "bash my face into my monitor" it's Boston talk for whacking off in a vigorous manner.
ah i gotta remember to pull out my translation book
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TK-069 said:
Says you! Besides, when Joe writes "bash my face into my monitor" it's Boston talk for whacking off in a vigorous manner.
Ewwwww.
Oh come on! Don't tell me you're sooo innocent that you don't think guys whack off?
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TK-069 said:
Oh come on! Don't tell me you're sooo innocent that you don't think guys whack off?
I know better but I was hoping you didn't have to make me part of that.
Too late! Shouldn't have been born with two X's!
i wa soooo lost in that spanish conversation!!! but i think i pieced it together
cute pics meeko!!!
Great. Now you have me thinking about twinkies and pancakes again!
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TK-069 said:
Says you! Besides, when Joe writes "bash my face into my monitor" it's Boston talk for whacking off in a vigorous manner.
No..."bash my face into my monitor" means "bash my face into my monitor". Now, if I had said "take a warm bath" or "go catch the game"...
I'll just stick with this for Meeko...
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i wa soooo lost in that spanish conversation!!! but i think i pieced it together
cute pics meeko!!!
zúcar apesadumbrada
Oh, you stop it!
sorry
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TK-069 said:
Says you! Besides, when Joe writes "bash my face into my monitor" it's Boston talk for whacking off in a vigorous manner.
No..."bash my face into my monitor" means "bash my face into my monitor". Now, if I had said "take a warm bath" or "go catch the game"...
I'll just stick with this for Meeko...
Thanks Joe
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difficult kind said:
i wa soooo lost in that spanish conversation!!! but i think i pieced it together
cute pics meeko!!!
zúcar apesadumbrada
translation please
Awwwwwwww...poor TK. Why don't we take a warm bath after we catch the game, hmmm?
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i wa soooo lost in that spanish conversation!!! but i think i pieced it together
cute pics meeko!!!
zúcar apesadumbrada
translation please
taco?
no
You poor girl. You need man-goo like a robot needs beer to live!
BEER?
That's what Bender B. Rodriguez needs!
Come on ladies!
This thread was on page 8!
You're letting us down!
Eh?
If the gist of Rex's post was "ladies need to post more pics of themselves", then I agree!
Thats what I meant.
I really shouldn't post when I'm all hopped up on halloween candy.
don't we have a new womens on the board now? another princess.
there'll be new pics hopefully after the 13th.
The Boards one and only...
Chewy, Meeko, and Sammitch.
Is that the blues brothers?
Maybe the Matrix?
I like Sammitch's pose...as if to say "SEE?!? SEE?!? SHE'S REAL!!! REALLY!!!"
I love joe!! You're awesome!!
Sammitch was a blues bro with someone else.
and Chewy was one of the Reservoir Dogs.
Thanks, Meeko! Y'know I dig you the most!
Chewy looks like Principal Rooney from
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
(Seriously, though...cool costumes, the three of yez. Sammitch is the spitting image of Jake, BTW.)
Come'on sneaky...don't rub it in.
I got a toy gun...doesn't that make me
kinda cool!
I demand to see Sneaky's Halloween costume! I accept PMs and live showings, followed by coitus.
hate to tell you joe, but my costume consisted of only this
okay, and a winter jacket and a few boxes of better made potato chips....
FINE!!!
let me call NWA!!!
hehehehe....yeah aren't you a gold card member?
Somehow I don't think Eazy-E is gonna answer Sneaky's calls.
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The Boards one and only...
Chewy, Meeko, and Sammitch.
For more Halloween fun, check out this thread!
I'm always one step behind!! Thanks Steve!!
Look'n pretty sharp w/ your homies on the other thread--I might say
hmmm...toy gun, when you coulda taken what, a five hour road trip and gotten one here from joining the militia.
And that would've made more sense because...?
cause the best thing for a hee-haw-hootananyredneck flannel would be:
1. red bone hound
2: case of bud lite
3: an F350(red green or blue with a well coat of dirt)
4: a pinch of chew
5: big ass belt buckle
6: small-caliber handgun
Geez, Sneaky, someone should tell your friend that Belly shirts are not a good look for her.
trust me G, we've tried, but she thinks the ass-bellys hot.
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Geez, Sneaky, someone should tell your friend that Belly shirts are not a good look for her.
she still doesnt listen eh.......
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the G-man said:
Geez, Sneaky, someone should tell your friend that Belly shirts are not a good look for her.
Your talent for understatement amazes me.
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The Boards one and only...
Chewy, Meeko, and Sammitch.
Laurel and Hardy?
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Geez, Sneaky, someone should tell your friend that Belly shirts are not a good look for her.
I'm sure it would good on her...after 32,000 sit-ups.
Her?
I thought it was LLance in drag!
Okay Sneaky, I admit it, you are a little hot
Whose dildo is that?
Holy crap on a crap stick!
Were I inclined to engage in cruel and unfair stereotyping, I might posit that the large, almost-ahem-manly, woman in black is likely the one most in need of a dildo and the one most likely to want to use it on her fellow females.
No way in hell would anyone get me to step foot in that house.
oh like you'd ever know, who won't even leave your basement to get laid.
Theres at least two women there who would view us all as a side order of fries!
actually....3
[vomit]
Pariah?
I'm just gonna let T3's comment slide and go straight to the
Sneaky - your pictures can't possibly be legal for posting online.
would you believe that was before we broke out hte booze.
Kids these days.
hey he agreed to go down to hungry howies like that if the manly one got naked.
don't worry sammitch, there'll be more ahem "illegal" pics in a couple weeks for you oogle.
Thanks, but I'll pass.
You have some...unusual friends, sneaky bunny.
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thanks turd lick.
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HULK AGREE WITH HOBBES!
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It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...
Is there a dentist in the house?
yeah, try it out on your friends first.
you should post some pics DK
This is the women show yourselves thread, not the dudes posting worthless crap thread.
So... why are you here, then?
i have to get them posted i have a couple from late summer. im sorry guys.
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i have to get them posted i have a couple from late summer. im sorry guys.
ur the best DK
our annual hoboken party is coming up soon and im sure the link with the invitation will go up with horrible pictures of all of my friends.... but the invitations are always soooooo funny. ill letcha know shortly!
PS Happy Belated sneaky!!!!
I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old
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our annual hoboken party is coming up soon and im sure the link with the invitation will go up with horrible pictures of all of my friends.... but the invitations are always soooooo funny. ill letcha know shortly!
Hmm . . . I'm starting a job up in West Paterson just after Christmas, so I'll be moving up north in the next few weeks . . . perhaps I can meet this elusive Roboken crew . . .
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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old
This is easily the funniest post I've read in a long, long time...
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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old
This is easily the funniest post I've read in a long, long time...
Thats wednesdays new best friend.
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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old
Never having had sex is easier than having had sex and not having sex. Trust me.
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This is the women show yourselves thread, not the dudes posting worthless crap thread.
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I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old
This is easily the funniest post I've read in a long, long time...
Thats wednesdays new best friend.
Yeah. We're chums.
One of these days a "womens" is actually gonna "show yourself!"
I'm hoping that kid comes back. He kinda reminded me of a pariah lite.
I hope I didn't scare him off when I told him I was going to kill him in his sleep.
He's probably too scared to sleep now. Do you think he came from the dcmbs?
Probably reads A LOTTA Wonder Woman...
...in the bathroom.
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ROFLMFAORXSQP!!
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This is the women show yourselves thread, not the dudes posting worthless crap thread.
The pertinency of this statement is dependent on the assumption that women actualy visit these fuckin forums.
I have always been suspicious about Uschi's adams apple...
the phrase "womens... show yourself!" is grammatically incorrect.
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pants65001 said:
I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old
Never having had sex is easier than having had sex and not having sex. Trust me.
But try extending that virginity into your mid-20's -- THAT hurts...
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I have always been suspicious about Uschi's adams apple...
It's Mark's.
Anyway, I found this the other night. I initially put up the other one 'cause I thought I had accidently forgot to save this one. But I didn't.
'Tis heart-warming indeed.
pics of me in the blog on thanksmas invite!
i dont know how to link stuf!!!! go to rob's blog to watch tanksmas invite!
www.thanksmas.comtry that!
wow...Rob sounds exactly like he sounds in my head.
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Stupid Dogg said:
wow...Rob sounds exactly like he sounds in my head.
That is so gay.
whatever those are the best!!!! I almost peed on myself too!!!
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wow...Rob sounds exactly like he sounds in my head.
That is so gay.
Rob is gay for me?
ehy rldr eoulf hr hsbr s vlodry dyovkrf eiyh sdytohlifr.
oh here we go again
that was hilarious
Y'know what I'd like for XMas...or Christmas...or even Thanksmas? New pictures of the RKMB Ladies. In return, I'll post the picture of my Dad and I from this past weekend's XMas gathering - the one where he's wearing the "Boston Red Sox: 2004 American League Champions" knit cap I got him for Christmas this year and I'm wearing the "New York Yankees: 2000 World Series Champions" knit cap that he bought me back in 2000.
A picture of the Mighty JM in Yankee gear, you ask? Yep? Can we see it, you ask? Yes, but only if'n the ladies do their part.
Hell...I think DK alone will jump at this offer...
don't worry, pics to come soon.
oh im jumping all right JM!!!! my problem persists tho that my camera is dead from my trip to new orleans in august, and i have no website or way to scan any of the pics of me to the rkmbs or a site that would let me post em up! sadness reigns over me
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i have no website or way to scan any of the pics of me to the rkmbs or a site that would let me post em up!
Am I not up on current events, or is your man still The Man 'round these parts? Have him upload 'em so you can post 'em! We're talking about this board's #1 Die-Hard Red Sox Fan - in a Yankees' hat!
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i dont know how to link stuf!!!! go to rob's blog to watch tanksmas invite!
www.thanksmas.com
try that!
I feel sick!
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oh im jumping all right JM!!!! my problem persists tho that my camera is dead from my trip to new orleans in august, and i have no website or way to scan any of the pics of me to the rkmbs or a site that would let me post em up! sadness reigns over me
webshots that should help you a bit.
thanks gyus! ill keep that in mind. i dont wanna bother rob bout posting and scanning pics. ill wait til hes not too busy to bother him bout that! Im still anticipating that pic JM!!!
Join the club. If only at least one of you was a man hating lesbian.
Uschi.......oh Uschi.....
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first off, don't call me honey, i ain't your sweet heart, i ain't your sugar and i ain't yoru bitch.
second, okay so maybe turning your nose up was a wrong way to put it. so maybe if you read slower, ACTUALLy TRIED oh i dunno..."took the chance to know me" then there wouldn't be a enigma.
Hey sugar!
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Theres at least two women there who would view us all as a side order of fries!
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first off, don't call me honey, i ain't your sweet heart, i ain't your sugar and i ain't yoru bitch.
second, okay so maybe turning your nose up was a wrong way to put it. so maybe if you read slower, ACTUALLy TRIED oh i dunno..."took the chance to know me" then there wouldn't be a enigma.
Hey sugar!
Psst. Ask her to get ya a cup of coffee, and to hurry up about it. I heard that goes over well....
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URSA said:
Join the club. If only at least one of you was a man hating lesbian.
<---Lesbian.
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This is the women show yourselves thread, not the dudes posting worthless crap thread.
Is the clipper photo from Pittsburgh?
yeppers!
I really hate angelfire sometimes. sorry.
anyone know of a better place to host my pics from, please do tell.
me and my hubby to be...
me at rehobeth beach last summer...
ditto...
my hubby to be sleeping and our puppy huey...
aww much better and easier wow. thanks Pariah.
I lived in Pittsburgh for most of the last six years. I've been on the Clippership a few times too.
yea I love huey too.
he will be a year here on the 12th.
really bibbo! thats so cool Im only about 45 mins from you!
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yea I love huey too. he will be a year here on the 12th.
really bibbo! thats so cool Im only about 45 mins from you!
Well, where I used to be. I've since moved to NJ, in the suburbs of Roboken. I go back there a few times a year though, mostly for parties.
Is he a reformed Armish man?
no. he was just ..fuzzy that day. i really dont know what was up with that hat.
good days and bad days I guess, you know.
did he like leave his job with the canadian mounties?
Post deleted by difficult kind
The album has a password on it.
You should be able to post the pics here using the [img] command for each individual picture but if its like photobucket nobody can view the album without a password!
I was able to view difficult kinds album as I guessed her password correctly.
Her password is "robreallyisgayandiamhisaltid"
Look at the pictures at your own peril.
I have snatched this picture as a sample..........you do not wanna see the nude ones!
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Sideways - You're a cutie pie, Lor!
You really think so!!! thanks.
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sneaky bunny - did he like leave his job with the canadian mounties?
no. and come on hes not that ruff looking. he just has a fuzzy beard, soft not wirey or bristlely. I like it It does wonders when rubbing against my...
oh well ill delete it. it was worth a shot.
just give us your password. you can trust us!
DK!!! Wuzzup, kid?!?
So, are you gonna post some recent pics? My XMas photo is scanned and ready for posting...
i just deleted it i guess ill put it back up
with password
You're so cute.
Did'ja notice? Those wax Spice Girls actually looked more intelligent than the real ones!
I'll fire off the pic to you when I get home from work. It'll give you a chuckle.
now i get to see you in the yankees get up you wrote about!
Yup, you'll see the Resident Die-Hard Sox Fan in a Yankees knit cap from the 2000 World Series. You'll also see my Dad, a Yankees fan whom I've posted about somewhere on the Sports Boards, in a Red Sox World Series cap from this year. The two of us are giving our opinions about said teams.
Lets just see if you can post pics individually!
i know i cant
You can view them this way but looks like unless you are logged in at that site it wont display!
thanks for the heads up. its too much effort for me to change it. so if anybody wants to see me go log in that place i guess
how dare you put that much effort on a poor blind girl
but not bad!
hey baby...you're kinda cute!
You look like a girl I see on the bus all the time.
That is not an insult, even though it kinda sounds like one.
haha, girl on the bus. thanks guys. it took me long enough to put them up for you guys to see. ill get some new ones soon and ill try those other picture hosting sites too.
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You look like a girl I see on the bus all the time.
And I was that girl on the bus!
mmm... ok
rob a queen...that's funny....
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This is the women show yourselves thread, not the dudes posting worthless crap thread.
but we've been posting just not as regularly as im sure we should!
My picture is my avatar.
As you can see, I am very pretty.
That keeps getting funnier.
Didn't you say you had a pic that you were going to post of you in drag? I dare you to post it now.
No, I have a pic of me in a Yankees knit cap. Maybe I'll post it when I get home.
I found a better picture of me.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Well not since the last time you took your pants off!
Yes, my cock is so big it does look kinda funny.
It brings out the sparkle in your eyes!
You two have very pretty avatars.
But not as pretty as mine!
We need more naked women pictures.
You do realize none of htose are wokeing.
maybe not for you...
Still not wonrking. Show us your boobies.
really? they showed up for me... until just now...
Where did you find pics of my Ma?
Everione has piks of your ma.
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Everione has piks of your ma.
NO. THINK ILL STAY A WHILE. BEAUTIFUL HERE. WORTH ADMISSION
DONT CRY BABY
WE KNEW THIS WAS A ONE WAY TICKET WHEN I PUT THIS THING ON. BUT YOU KNOW I
HAD TO COME
LOVE YOU WIFE.
*damn, maybe it was a bad idea to send my ex husband to the aliens after all... now with the lack of oxygen to his brain he's all mushy and sappy and romantical.*
I liked him better when he wrote DFSKFLSFSL;ISUFSLFKSFRYIPU.
Like Ash, he was a hopeless romantic.
He was a great He-Man villain!
Yes, I want to see more pictures of nowhereman.
Everybody knows that already!
Ok,Rex just for you!
GAH! A red-headed stepchild! With a gun!
A red headed stepchild with a gun who hates butch lesbians!
shit! I'm dead! I look like a butch lesbian!
Look like............sure JQ,sure!
people who don't have sex can't truely hold any sexual definition. dumb-dumb.
nope, don't go in that category either. I like to call it, 'freak of nature due to possible sexual side-effects.' It's the medicines, I swear it. 'cause up 'till about 10 months ago every time I compounded hormones I went right off the handle. But no more.
No silly. No more random messages of graphic sexual content.
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Nowhereman said:
Ok,Rex just for you!
Kid Punisher is FAR more deadlier.
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no sex drive???
disgusting, innit?
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Ok,Rex just for you!
Kid Punisher is FAR more deadlier.
Only cause he shoots lower!
Not only does he kill you, but your entire potential progeny.
That's fuckin' DEEP, yo.
eeerrr..i's got some pics but i ain't shellin' out 80 bucks for ilife 5 for some junk and iphoto.
fucking apple
Can you not upload them to photobucket or something?
Send em to me,and I'll do it if ya cant!
If they're clean and you have a MySpace account, upload them there. Then you can post them here.
Do they check accounts then?
Photobucket dont like nudie pics either,but thats never stopped me uploading them!
I think myspace checks every picture before they host it.
They do, for some reason the picture of me at Navy Pier isn't coming up anymore. I tried uploading it again and got nothing.
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Joe Mama said:
If they're clean and you have a MySpace account, upload them there. Then you can post them here.
i have myspace, i have FTP space with aol and hosting with comcast so thats not an issue. i recently bought this camera connector for my 60GB ipod photo , CNET said i need iphoto, which is part of ilife . but i don't have the moeny for that and i refuse to pay that much, even though i get a 12% discount for apple, dell and HP from DHL. so i'm quite annoyed.
Wow...that sucks. Sorry, Bunny.
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They do, for some reason the picture of me at Navy Pier isn't coming up anymore. I tried uploading it again and got nothing.
Try harder this time!
that picture was HOT!
haha thanks, i'm sticking to compactflash for now on.
you realize you can d/l iLife of of limewire right?
uh, i really haven't looked around.
i figured this weekends party would get the same amount of flashing and stripper-like dancing.
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that picture was HOT!
If you think that was hot you should have seen the chick next to me!
Only pic of a wimmens in 2 pages is fucking Nowhereman?!?!? Get on the ball peoples. . ..
don't worry, i'll figure a way to access the ones n the ipod, since ilife is a mac only product. and someone will be taking more this weekend. so there's a drunker'd/stoned bunny installment coming soon.
I have a lot of those pictures unfortunately. . .
Its the only time people ever take pictures of me.
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Only pic of a wimmens in 2 pages is fucking Nowhereman?!?!? Get on the ball peoples. . ..
But you loved it bitch!
drunk/stoned bunny = hot sex...yes!
clothes came off last week...who knows about this one.
Jesus,you only take your clothes off once a week?
Are you sure your name isnt stinky bunny?
Heh, your post count is 12346.
Yes it is! Look again!
Its been four months and six pages since a woman has posted a picture.
Unless you want to count nowhereman as a woman, then its been two pages.
Well...he IS my bitch.
a bitch he may be, but a bitch does not a woman make
I like my women to be at least a little bitchy. I like strong, independent women.
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Like PJP?
If you say so...
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Joe Mama said:
Well...he IS my bitch.
You wish fat boy!
Did I give you permission to talk? No? Then put that ball gag back in your mouth!
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Well...he IS my bitch.
You wish fat boy!
The correct term is 'tub of goo'. FYI.
not to be confused with tub of man-goo which is the main attraction at g-man's day spa....
Wanna know a sick ass fact...that's not so far from true. My bf used to work in a bathouse (think the most vile thoughts you can about gay men...they're all true within those walls...sick shit). And cleaning out one of the rooms he found a jar of collected cum...someone's ongoing project for God knows how long.
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Wanna know a sick ass fact...that's not so far from true. My bf used to work in a bathouse (think the most vile thoughts you can about gay men...they're all true within those walls...sick shit). And cleaning out one of the rooms he found a jar of collected cum...someone's ongoing project for God knows how long.
You just ruined the sanctity of the women show yourselves thread.
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Its been four months and six pages since a woman has posted a picture.
Unless you want to count nowhereman as a woman, then its been two pages.
For the love of God, someone post women pics.
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For this... is the Meaning of Life!
Well it has got breasts and has sex with men,so I think that counts as a woman!
An ugly sweaty woman,but a woman none the less!
I'm thinking Pariah will knock one out to this!
Very cute, Jay. Got any more?
Wow...nice.
Foxy babe...
this is the best i can offer. i'm still having issues finding PC-ipod photo software.
Those pants look like they are about to fall off!
You heard The Shatner. His will be done, for The Shatner commands it!
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Those pants look like they are about to fall off!
Is that a bad thing PJ?
Give me your lunch money Math Boy.
Rack Pjs.......thats hilarious, "Lunch money math boy." rotflol!
I need some TP for my bunghole!
links for videos coming soon.
It's only like 2 seconds long.
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http://rapidshare.de/files/1528553/AV05012005_170335.mpg.html
Very nice!
Errrrrrr,what am I sposed to be looking at?
i apologize for the cameramans lack of ability to hit the handy cam auto focus and i apologize that i posted the wrong clip...others are too big to host.
those huge, blurry dots look sexay!!
hahahahahaaaaaaaa
i'm not botherng with the rest of this. just wait til sunday y'er get some
okay dokay here we go
SLEEPING...(right)
clips:
bah rapidshare won't host the rest f
climbing....
I would just like to point out that the men show yourselves thread has about fifteen more pages than this one.
More pages for you to jerk off to.
Having read a few threads, I notice that my clone apparently hates PJP and has spread his anger to all of you. I am deeply sorry - I have been a poor original.
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Having read a few threads, I notice that my clone apparently hates PJP and has spread his anger to all of you. I am deeply sorry - I have been a poor original.
You don't hate me do you?
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Having read a few threads, I notice that my clone apparently hates PJP and has spread his anger to all of you. I am deeply sorry - I have been a poor original.
You don't hate me do you?
I think you're the living end...the bee's knees! 23-skiddoo!!!
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You don't hate me do you?
He can't be the only one who doesn't, now can he?
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Having read a few threads, I notice that my clone apparently hates PJP and has spread his anger to all of you. I am deeply sorry - I have been a poor original.
You don't hate me do you?
I think you're the living end...the bee's knees! 23-skiddoo!!!
You might hate me when you find out what I did.
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PJP said:
You might hate me when you find out what I did.
Did you touch Harl again?
On Wednesday (the greatest day of the week) May 18, 2005 I sent a PM to the owner of the Joe Mama alt-id. He then at my request gave me the passcode and username and I made some posts that day. It was my official turn to the Dark Side. I did it all right .....it was me......I was the Joe Mama alt-id that day.
PJP Gardner indeed!
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PJP said:
You might hate me when you find out what I did.
Did you touch Harl again?
I should be so lucky!
Oh and the post today about the mayo being cum dripping off the clones face..................that was me too.
But I will never ever do it again I promise.
He's not answering .....do you think he has loaded the gun and is driving to NJ?
Yeah I'm done for.
Dead Man Walking!
It was nice knowing everybody.....I should probably write a goodbye thread. Joe just let me ask you.....not in the face please.....I promised my momma it'd be an open casket when I got whacked.
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PJP said:
On Wednesday (the greatest day of the week) May 18, 2005 I sent a PM to the owner of the Joe Mama alt-id. He then at my request gave me the passcode and username and I made some posts that day. It was my official turn to the Dark Side. I did it all right .....it was me......I was the Joe Mama alt-id that day.
You dumb fuck...that shit was low. You're an ass.
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PJP said:
On Wednesday (the greatest day of the week) May 18, 2005 I sent a PM to the owner of the Joe Mama alt-id. He then at my request gave me the passcode and username and I made some posts that day. It was my official turn to the Dark Side. I did it all right .....it was me......I was the Joe Mama alt-id that day.
You dumb fuck...that shit was low. You're an ass.
I still have the PMs of you telling me how funny it was.
Huh? Don't try to drag me into your web of shame.
Uh huh
Let me respond before you all pick out your funeral ties.
First of all, the reason I'm so late in responding is that I had to run off to suspend one of my people. I'm not currently on my way to kill PJP. Yet.
Secondly, I know who the clone is and I knew that PJP was the "guilty party" involved with the posts from earlier in the week. It comes down to posting style, word choice, etc.
Finally, while I appreciate Klinton's post, I have to ask you: have I ever struck any of you as Oakley? The clone doesn't bother me. It doesn't offend me. It isn't worth getting upset over. Frankly, there have been some "clone-posts" that have been genuinely funny.
So I guess what I'm saying is "PJP, you're still the bee's knees, but you're no longer the living end". I'm not coming to kill you...yet. But you HAVE forced me to step up my efforts to win Harley. And you're still Guy Gardner in my book, bubba.
I knew you would know it was me when the clone's grammar suddenly improved.
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Joe Mama said:
Let me respond before you all pick out your funeral ties.
First of all, the reason I'm so late in responding is that I had to run off to suspend one of my people. I'm not currently on my way to kill PJP. Yet.
Secondly, I know who the clone is and I knew that PJP was the "guilty party" involved with the posts from earlier in the week. It comes down to posting style, word choice, etc.
Finally, while I appreciate Klinton's post, I have to ask you: have I ever struck any of you as Oakley? The clone doesn't bother me. It doesn't offend me. It isn't worth getting upset over. Frankly, there have been some "clone-posts" that have been genuinely funny.
So I guess what I'm saying is "PJP, you're still the bee's knees, but you're no longer the living end". I'm not coming to kill you...yet. But you HAVE forced me to step up my efforts to win Harley. And you're still Guy Gardner in my book, bubba.
You can have her.....I wouldn't want anything to come between our friendship. Sorry again.....but some of them were funny.
Oh stop apologizing. And don't go following the Code Of Men NOW! To quote Anthony: Don't let me start feeling bad for him! Dammit, I refuse to pity him!!!
Bitch.
Will you two please stop gaying up the womens show yourself thread?
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PJP said:
You can have her
Excuse me?
I'm not some prize to be given away.
Never mind that I can't believe you wrote those things about him.
It's like in American Wedding when Stiffler said to Finch...."I hate not hating you" and then Finch said....."well I did fuck your mother.....twice!"
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PJP said:
You can have her
Excuse me?
I'm not some prize to be given away.
Never mind that I can't believe you wrote those things about him.
sorry
I'm not worthy.
I was a baaaaaaaad boy!
That's right. She is not one to be given away. She must be bought. At a high mark up. And I have a one up on you guys with a couple bunny costumes and a bottle of warming K-Y.
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Stupid Doog said:
That's right. She is not one to be given away. She must be bought. At a high mark up. And I have a one up on you guys with a couple bunny costumes and a bottle of warming K-Y.
For yourself or for her?
it's for me to use on her.
duhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh...I thought you'd wanna play Donnie Darko bangs the ghosty bunny or something.
That would
FUCKINGrawk!
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You might hate me when you find out what I did.
Did you touch Harl again?
...again? You mean there was a first time?
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Stupid Doog said:
That's right. She is not one to be given away. She must be bought. At a high mark up. And I have a one up on you guys with a couple bunny costumes and a bottle of warming K-Y.
Those PMs were personal!
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Joe Mama said:
Oh...I thought you'd wanna play Donnie Darko bangs the ghosty bunny or something.
I don't get it.
Now I bet they'll be filling your box with all sorts of offers, but that's okay. I'm not jealous. Because I know at the end of the day my sexually implied personal messages send you to bed with a smile. And feeling horny.
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Joe Mama said:
Oh...I thought you'd wanna play Donnie Darko bangs the ghosty bunny or something.
I don't get it.
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First of all, the reason I'm so late in responding is that I had to run off to suspend one of my people.
Was he wearing a Yankees cap?
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Joe Mama said:
First of all, the reason I'm so late in responding is that I had to run off to suspend one of my people.
Was he wearing a Yankees cap?
Yes...I'm glad I did it and I hope he burns in Hell!
The maid was off that day huh.
Awwwwwww thanks for sharing sneaks, you look beautiful!
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sneaky bunny said:
funny
Wheres da bunny nekkidness when ya need it?
You say that now,but a few drinks later & I'm in for a rabbit stew!
Sneaks...you have french blood in you...no?
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klinton said:
Sneaks...you have french blood in you...no?
french, german, west indian and a smidge of mexican.
my uncle had a little Indian in him. he hasnt had it happen again since he got out of prison though.
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sneaky bunny said:
Quite good looking sneaks, I approve
though perhaps a tad skinny, but that may be the picture
i'm sorry but he's not your type
oh wait.....
Damn!!!
I'm gatting in love again...
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sneaky bunny said:
i'm sorry but he's not your type
oh wait.....
I take my statement back! 
no you won't...well yet
the full scale cropped one is creepy
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smb said:
Damn!!!
I'm gatting in love again...
Well then 'gat' out. Freak.
It was documented photographically by the Ninja Turtle!
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sneaky bunny said:
no you won't...well yet
the full scale cropped one is creepy
I didn't know that Vampires wore turtle-pants
they said i was too slow to wear the bat ones.
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sneaky bunny said:
Very cute. I approve.
Since when was sneaks married? the ring on the left side of the finger?
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PrincessElisa said:
Since when was sneaks married? the ring on the left side of the finger?
Since I made an Honest Woman out of her.
Wait for it...
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sneaky bunny said:
Lookin' good, Sneaks!
thank you...more to come when rob gives me a little present..
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PrincessElisa said:
Since when was sneaks married? the ring on the left side of the finger?
uh, since i was drugged and shipped to boston and dragged through a drive thru cahpel and then shipped back home with a postive pregnancy test.
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sneaky bunny said:
thank you...more to come when rob gives me a little present..
His penis?
HA HA HA HA HA...been there done that!!!!!
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sneaky bunny said:
She will be mine. Oh, yes; she will be mine....
sorry i'm moving to boston....now to just find a drunk fat ass name sullie
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She will be mine. Oh, yes; she will be mine....
But she's a girl Snarf,you wouldnt know what to do with her!
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Since when was sneaks married? the ring on the left side of the finger?
uh, since i was drugged and shipped to boston and dragged through a drive thru cahpel and then shipped back home with a postive pregnancy test.
That's called an "Irish Shotgun Wedding". If it'd been a "Greek Shotgun Wedding", you wouldn't be pregnant, but your bum would hurt.
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She will be mine. Oh, yes; she will be mine....
But she's a girl Snarf,you wouldnt know what to do with her!
Nice Muffins!
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PrincessElisa said:
Since when was sneaks married? the ring on the left side of the finger?
uh, since i was drugged and shipped to boston and dragged through a drive thru cahpel and then shipped back home with a postive pregnancy test.
That's called an "Irish Shotgun Wedding". If it'd been a "Greek Shotgun Wedding", you wouldn't be pregnant, but your bum would hurt.
greeks are too smelly and hairy for my taste..and too much meat.
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sneaky bunny said:
..and too much meat.
I guess black guys are a no-go then, huh ?
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sneaky bunny said:
Whoa. I just scrolled up.
You finally unblurred, sneakys.
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..and too much meat.
I guess black guys are a no-go then, huh ?
HA...HAA....HA. I meant diet wise.
I hate to break it to you, sneaky, but you sort of look like a young Ann Coulter:
No, sneaky bunny doesn't look like a dude.
Ann looked less dudish at Sneaky's age. That's why I said a YOUNG Ann Coulter.
Sneaks should be okay, though... she only gets her testosterone in semen form.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
damn the french!!!!
Lousy stinkin' Portuguese!
Those Luxemburgers had it comin'!
I like pickles & extra cheese on my Luxemburgers!
The lack of women showing themselves makes Rob cry.
Rex, that was uncalled for...
I think it was appropriate.
...that's not his crying face...
i now, he's just sad cause he's outta blue dry.
Rob looks like Tom Peters from Tom Goes to the Mayor...
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TK-069 said:
...that's not his crying face...
Thats his "LLances pee pee tastes of poo poo" face!
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sneaky bunny said:
I'm not really sure, it really doesn't look like you sneaks, not at all...
did you grow up?
btw. looking good
yes i can finally buy a bra now! and i'm not allowed ot order off the kids menu!
Woulda been funnier if he'd spelt masturbate correctly.
Anyway,I'm off for a wank!
Somebody's jealous of my mad MS Paint skillz!
How many Robs have died in the last 30 minutes?
I on killing one later tonight.
I think I've killed about five tonight!
damn. I haven't done it five times on one day since,,,,
friday.
those poor socks
Its better than being walked on all day.
He speaks from experience!
uh lets see here....bout 15 - 20 times for the weekend.
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sneaky bunny said:
This one needs to be redone...
...without the clothes...
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Your friend SUCKS at giving bunny ears.
i think it was a psuedo attempt to pet allan
Giving "bunny ears",now why does that sound dirty?
'cause your a dirty old man!
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pants65001 said:
I hate being a fuckin virgin oh and hi my name is kyle from irving texas and i am 15 years old
Elisa?
Where are pics of you? I remember when you posted pics of you buying your car and pics of your hot sister? What thread are they in?
No clue.........too lazy to look 'em up!
I need to take new ones since I've lost like ten pounds the past month......
Me:
....when I'm fifty-eight.
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Uschi said:
Me:
....when I'm fifty-eight.
58!? You gotta be doing some haaaaaaaard drinkin and smokin to look like that at 58!
Look how big her titties are!
So, I posted this in the Elisa thread but since mosta you boys missed it here it is yet again:
eh click it or ticket lady!!!!
Hey I was parked in front of my house.......therefore I couldn'ta been pulled over :P
sorry sug but i believe if even if you are parked but your car is still running its still a possible ticket.
I didn't know that.............thanks for the heads up!
i could be wrong, i don't remember, your getting this from a person who owns a car but can't legally drive it!
visual requirments last i checked are 20/100
i'm 20/300L and 20/600 - 800R
i'd rather not bet my ass with the law ;P
I'd like to bet your arse!
Yeah,I'd bet that as well!
hahahhahaha.........that has got to be the funniest picture ever! Rack the nowheres!
Next its da muffy muffy time!
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Nowhereman said:
Next its da muffy muffy time!
Does being a bobblehead make Elisa give the best head?
She sucks
She blows
She can lick her own toes
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TK-069 said:
Does being a bobblehead make Elisa give the best head?
yes, all you need to do is occasionally smach her upside the head to keep the momentum.
meh........here's another one to compensate for Nowheres bad breast choice for me (taken after a long day today.....). I was bored plus Wednesday wanted a no bangs picture:
I like the bangs better though.........
again, for some people they work i.e. sarah clarke.
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PrincessElisa said:
meh........here's another one to compensate for Nowheres bad breast choice for me (taken after a long day today.....). I was bored plus Wednesday wanted a no bangs picture:
I like the bangs better though.........
Bunny am cute. Get rid of the chick with the red T-shirt and maybe I'll be your sugar-daddy.
i only like chicks tha tat some point had dicks.
i dunno, its not worth taking him off ignore, i think i'll edit his post later.
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Joe Mama said:
maybe I'll be your sugar-daddy.
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sneaky bunny said:
i dunno, its not worth taking him off ignore, i think i'll edit his post later.
With every post you make, I like you a bit more.
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Pariah said:
i only like chicks tha tat some point had dicks.
there we go
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i only like chicks that at some point had dicks.
there we go
Heh.
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Pariah said:
i only like chicks that at some point had dicks.
there we go
alright found this one on there too
tis a bit dark though.
Click here to watch 'MVI_160521'"
Sneaky Bunny can shake her tail feather.
Some dude keeps on ruining the shots, though.
ah yes the little queer i made out with that night, fun.
I can't see it.
Oh well. Off to New Orleans. Peace.
Sneaky got crunk that night.
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Joe Mama said:
Sneaky got crunk that night.
little too much....
What kinda baller ass video camera you guys got rockin? That shit is some nice quality.
Manatees am teh shit.
Leela had a tour guide. I think her eye doesn't work.
Me 'n some other home fries I met up with.
Those pictures RAWK, Uschi. That manatee pic is TEH SHIZNIT!
Robot said I was riding it wrong, but I think he was just jealous.
Robot is a silly BEE-YOTCH! You've got killer form!
i like the cartoon violence shirt....
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Fused said:
What kinda baller ass video camera you guys got rockin? That shit is some nice quality.
for pictures and short video i have a canon - powershot S70 and when i tape the whole night its a sony handycam trv280
Uschi, those pic fuckin' rock! I especially love the one with you and the Bat gang.
Suh-weet.
I'd drill the hell outta that catwoman.
the batman pic is awesome!!!
PS- I'm kneeling because I'm taller than all of them. I figure the characters they represent ought to be taller than I am (as "officially" depicted). Plus ZOD was manning the camera.
Kimi sighting!
Kimi User 36-24-1500 Fri Jul 29 2005 06:55 PM Reading a post in flat mode
womens... show yourself!
I am turning into such a camera whore:
With that pink hair, you look like a whore.
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Pariah said:
With that pink hair, you look like a whore.
Whick still beats the living fuck out of the 'bitter little fat man' thing you've got going on. Fuck....people as unfortunately ugly as you have no buisness critiquing others.
rack klinton!
Klinton's just sore.
Sodomy'll do that to you.
so will shoving baseball bats up your ass, won't it, dad?
......Is there something you want to tell me son?
If so, please don't.
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With that pink hair, you look like a whore.
Whick still beats the living fuck out of the 'bitter little fat man' thing you've got going on. Fuck....people as unfortunately ugly as you have no buisness critiquing others.
The only thing that makes Pariah ugly is his shitty attitude.
Are you hitting on pariah?
Nah, she just thinks I'm an asshole. Prolly mad cuz' I couldn't make it to the con.
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Are you hitting on pariah?
Oh heck yes! MWAH!
Hey HEY HEY HEY!! What is going on here? This is the womens show yourself thread, not the Def Jam Comedy Hour! It's a school night and some of you are one detention away from suspension!
Yes, sir.....
Pariah probably would be a good guy, if not for the fact he's an asshole.
I remember when I once reported a story about somebody just like Pariah.
It was a funny story as it ended with him killing himself in a very painful way.
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Richard Belding said:
Hey HEY HEY HEY!! What is going on here? This is the womens show yourself thread, not the Def Jam Comedy Hour! It's a school night and some of you are one detention away from suspension!
Hi, Rex!
Hey HEY HEY HEY!! Don't insult me like that!
Sneaky, Uschi and Catwoman... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaa splurt.
By the way, those Gotham Public Works people were TINY. Good cosplayers, but fucking TINY. TI-NEE. No taller then 5'7", 5'8". Acorn and I were freakin' linebackers compared to them.
I like to think of them as 2/3 models of "the real thing."
I STILL don't think you have the boots...
[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/dtctvbn2/zg.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com[/image]
She will be mine... Oh, yes; she will be mine....
that is SOOOOO impressive, Snarf.
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[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/dtctvbn2/zg.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com[/image]
She will be mine... Oh, yes; she will be mine....
Its no wonder yer still a virgin!
Mmmm, you already know how I feel
Bare legs are only a few steps away from bare boobies!
....just don't tell her that shaving them will get her prgnant
Um...wow. I gotta admit, those are some great pictures. Very cute, very sexy. Props to Elisa.
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Joe Mama said:
Um...wow. I gotta admit even as a gay man, those are some great pictures. Very cute, very sexy. Props to Elisa.
SHUTUP!!!! Don't ruin my moment Nowheres....darn it!
Relax, Elisa. Let Nowhereman come out of the closet slowly. Rest comfortably in the knowledge that I think you're sexy and that Nowhereman is fixin' to make Klinton the happiest boy on the boards.
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PrincessElisa said:
BOOBIES!
Rack the crap outta JM........that was AWESOME! Totally has to be the bestest comeback rkmb line the past month, easily!
Hahahaha..........thats for getting me laughin JM
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Joe Mama said:
Relax, Elisa. Let me come out of the closet slowly. Rest comfortably in the knowledge that I think you're sexy Nowhereman.
Hey Girl I ALWAYS said you were prettier AND hotter than me....I'm way down the list of rkmb chicks
In two months when I'm down to your size it'll be war but for no I'll gracefully surrender!
I'm having a wank right now!
I'm gonna go through a whole load of socks because of this one:
don't lose too much weight elisa. You look great now..a little curve is a great thing..don't go all boney on us. Or atleast not boney like Rex.
You look great in that outfit too..noice...
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rex said:
I'm gonna go through a whole load of socks because of this one:
1,250 points.
Have no fear Pigs, I like food WAY to much to go all anorexic: Im 138 now......dropping down to 130 would be freakin awesome, then I can fit into all my cute/sexy stuff again..yahs!
Anyway, I REALLY need to go to bed.....night guys!
If the RKMBs arcade doesn't build your hand & eye coordination, this new gallery will do just about enough! Now you better b'lee dat!
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I'm gonna go through a whole load of socks because of this one:
I hate to say it, but I almost concur.
Alright, I'll say it.
Elisa is the hottest current RKMBS poster. Those pics put here above everyone else.
I dare any other female poster to top those pics.
Thats not all that will be extended!
Elisa yummy! (your weight is fine as it is!)
Sneaky yummy! (I am sure there is some camel toe on one of those!)
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Jeremy said:
The wives on that road must have all come home early.
eh nothing fantastic....
Bunny cleavage. Awwwwww yeeeahhhh...
i'm just trying to figure out where that fingers going
In Soviet Russia, fugly clown feals YOU!
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sneaky bunny said:
"There she blows!--there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"
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"There she blows!--there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"
Quick! Load the harpoon guns!
*begins firing handgun at... it*
Jabba the Hut likes swimming?
No, you don't get it. She's a narcissist with some severe problems. I at least [I don't know about the others] wouldn't harass her nearly as badly as I do if not for that.
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i still think you're mean
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Pig Iron said:
don't lose too much weight elisa. You look great now..a little curve is a great thing..don't go all boney on us.
I concur!
A lotta curve is a great thing, too!
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difficult kind said:
i still think you're mean
Yup!
Ah sure am sugah!
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difficult kind said:
i still think you're mean
oh come on, even i made a walrus comment when she was scooting from the hot tub to the pool!
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sneaky bunny said:
oh come on, even i made a walrus comment when she was scooting from the hot tub to the pool!
You say that like such rapid movement is possible....I call shenanigans.
Sliding on her belly from one pool to another could be quite rapid!
Also you can quite clearly see the force she hit the pool with!
The water had no recourse but to escape upwards,firing Sneaky Bunny into the air like a human missile!
She was just dropping an arm...Poor, poor New Orleans.
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PrincessElisa said:
Hey Girl I ALWAYS said you were prettier AND hotter than me....I'm way down the list of rkmb chicks In two months when I'm down to your size it'll be war but for no I'll gracefully surrender!
Based on this pic, I simply do not see the need for you to lose any weight at all.
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klinton said:
She was just dropping an arm...Poor, poor New Orleans.
A perfect five!
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PrincessElisa said:
Hey Girl I ALWAYS said you were prettier AND hotter than me....I'm way down the list of rkmb chicks In two months when I'm down to your size it'll be war but for no I'll gracefully surrender!
Based on this pic, I simply do not see the need for you to lose any weight at all.
That's what I've been telling her.
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difficult kind said:
i still think you're mean
oh come on, even i made a walrus comment when she was scooting from the hot tub to the pool!
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i still think you're mean
oh come on, even i made a walrus comment when she was scooting from the hot tub to the pool!
...
had to of been 15ft of glass block betweent he pool and hot tub. jabba there just dragged her ass across the glass block - i swear to god ther has to be a film on that floor now.
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i still think you're mean
oh come on, even i made a walrus comment when she was scooting from the hot tub to the pool!
...
Are you related?
he DOES live in indiana.....
don't deny it, we all know if jabba or pcg were to turn SW you'd get a happy ending!
Heh... Chewy's a cool guy; I wouldn't mind meeting him.
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Based on this pic, I simply do not see the need for you to lose any weight at all.
Im down to 133 so yeahs........just wanna fit back into my sexy, cute stuff again :P That's all..........so 125 is good. Don't worry guys.....I like coke wayyy too much to be anorexic.....just when you teach and run on weekends, the weight pretty much stays off (SOOO hitting the gym tonight and this weekend though!). I feel nasty cuz I havent been in like three days.......
Hahhahahahahaahahahaahhahahahhhhhhhh, that sounded so fucking funny.
PUT A BRA ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Based on this pic, I simply do not see the need for you to lose any weight at all.
I like coke wayyy too much to be anorexic..
Heh......yeah didn't realize it sounded that way :P
Glacy saw me eat food TWICE darn it...........he can testify to me not starving myself
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PrincessElisa said:I like coke wayyy too much to be anorexic..
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
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PrincessElisa said:
I like coke wayyy too much to be anorexic..
Oh, snap! Girl, we should trade diet tips. I like rocks, myself. Sometimes I don't eat for a week!
SHA-ZAYAM!
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PrincessElisa said:
Glacy saw me eat food TWICE darn it...........he can testify to me not starving myself
Tis true!..................in fact I could testify to many things
No comment :P
BUT glacy DID see me eat a cheesecake with white chocolate topping...........yums!
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PrincessElisa said:
Im down to 133 so yeahs........just wanna fit back into my sexy, cute stuff again :P
Sneaky, Elisa, nice pics. Nice pics indeed.
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PrincessElisa said:
RACIST!!!!!!!!!!
oohhhhhhhhhhhh, bunny
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...elisa
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tons of fun said:
you know you want me
You're right. I DO want you.
To die.
You two make such a lovely couple!
HA HA HA HA HA! there's a guy under there!
Its PCGay.........he's in luuuuurrrrrrrrrve!
Nowhereman is Corey Feldman!
Okay I was bored today during my off period.......
Yeah..........I know its not a full smile but hey...I was surprised it turned out this good (forgot to take my green school badge off for the pic :P)!
I don't wanna hear about your period mmkay?
So sad.......you know the class period we are required by Texas law to have off from teaching......come on Parys: why the dirty mind?!? :P
No shit it's class period. That was rather evident. Just what the hell did you think I was talking about?
And you say
I have a dirty mind.
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Okay I was bored today during my off period.......
Yeah..........I know its not a full smile but hey...I was surprised it turned out this good (forgot to take my green school badge off for the pic :P)!
watch out for that toxic sludge!!!
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Jeremy said:
Nowhereman is Corey Feldman!
I don't think Corey's that hairy.
uh jim, that sounded a little gay.
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sneaky bunny said:
Future Vivid Girls...
i'd do ya
Alright due to the "OH MY GOSH, that is SO HOT" comments from glacy and several other people, here's a picture I still think is one of my worst so here ya are (cuz Im bored and SHOULD be grading!):
Btw, sneaks GORGEOUS pictures....why aren't you modeling?
I like it better in color because it shows off your legs.
As for Bunny's pics, all they do is confirm how cute she is and how nice her friend can look with a little clean-up done.
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sneaky bunny said:
Future Vivid Girls...
Lined up for a double facial.
Dibs before Lexington Steele and Peter North stretch her out!
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Btw, sneaks GORGEOUS pictures....cause i have no arsewhy aren't you modeling?
...needs a white shirt and some orange shorts....
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This town needs an enema!
What??????? IM SO CONFUSED!
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PrincessElisa said:
What??????? IM SO CONFUSED!
Never rub another mans rhubarb!
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PrincessElisa said:
What??????? IM SO CONFUSED!
When aren't you?
Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
I'm of a mind to make some mooky!
I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
Rotelli you are a vicious bastard!
I'm glad you're dead!
I've been dead once already, its very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.
Gentlmen,lets broaden our minds!
Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?
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Jack Nicholson said:
Tim Burton's Batman sucks your mom's dick.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale of the moonlight?
I always ask that of all my prey.
I just like the sound of it!
Elisa told me to post this pic.
LIAR!!!! and the picture was meant to be sweet and innocent...my desperate attempt to get a full body shot......didnt work
I SO love ballys.....*le sigh* I look SO much better than this time last year!
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rex said:
Elisa told me to post this pic.
Holy SHIT that's tasty in a delightfully wholesome way!
Bally's schmally's! What's working out without a helping of my patented Simon System?
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LIAR!!!! and the picture was meant to be sweet and innocent...my desperate attempt to get a full body shot......didnt work
I SO love ballys.....*le sigh* I look SO much better than this time last year!
Which reminds me, you don't need to lose any more weight. I should have mentioned that last night. Just look at yourself in this pic.
I just wanna tone up the rest of my body......truth be known (and fit into my sister's size six again :P) but that's another story......
Thanks Jm for the compliment: you and your "delightfully wholesome" self...hehehe :P
now i know who penissa was she used to be Adam Goldberg, that kid from dazed and confused!
Only he has curly hair darn it! I ALWAYS wanted curly hair.......
one operation at a time dude.....
What am I going to have to do to prove my girliness? strip?!? Come on now!
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PrincessElisa said:
What am I going to have to do to prove my girliness? strip?!? Come on now!
If you're offering...
Sonds good....
I think we all need to jump on the 'Princess E's a guy' train for a bit.
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PrincessElisa said:
What am I going to have to do to prove my girliness? strip?!? Come on now!
Now you're in trouble.
But you can save yourself by uploading that avatar I made for you! 
Princess Elisa is a man!
Prove me wrong!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!
It's the living dead!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
COOOL
eat it
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Gnopükindabak
_|\/|_
What happened to "Fakin' Muslim"?
maybe thats faux arabic for it
Can you please move,I cant see my computer screen!
resolution? who needs it?
Zounds!!!
That's one hot Republican.
I think the camera should have been pointed a little lower in the third one.
if you scroll up and down really fast, it almost looks like her head is moving. almost.
yeah, i'm really bored.
WOW Cj's gorgeous......lookin good girl!
Concur?
I barely know her!
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Animalman said:
Concur?
I barely know her!
heh.
Nice pic, Usch.
Your vagina may look weird, but your rack looks fantastic.
Tank Girl got all classed up...Nice!
My tits were SOOOO falling out that whole godforsaken day.
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Uschi said:
My tits were SOOOO falling out that whole godforsaken day.
That's prolly why they look so gob damned good.
probably
Fuckin' a, I gotta lose some of that around-the-head weight. No more candy! ...after this piece of chocolate... mmmf... and this one...
You look great in that picture, Uschi.
I would like to say that this thread is headed in the right direction.
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Uschi said:
love the pink hair!!
but uh, is it me or doesn it kinda look like darth vader looming in the background in the window there? any one else see that.... to the far left....
Okay... one question.
Why do I not get any hot dickings then?
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Uschi said:
Okay... one question.
Why do I not get any hot dickings then?
You're not trying?
Wow Uschi.....you look breathtaking! Absolutely beautiful, without question!
Wish I had your clevage :P
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PrincessElisa said:
Wow Uschi.....you look breathtaking! Absolutely beautiful, without question!
Wish I had your clevage :P
You can touch it for three dollars.
shhhhh.....i'm watching the show....
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Wow Uschi.....you look breathtaking! Absolutely beautiful, without question!
Wish I had your clevage :P
You can touch it for three dollars.
But I only have two fiddy...
i uh...
how about a joint?
Okay, but no Socklisas allowed during the exposition.
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Uschi said:
Okay, but no Socklisas allowed during the exposition.
ok
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sneaky bunny said:
i'd hit it...three times
PLus I'd push her down the stairs
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Uschi said:
Okay... one question.
Why do I not get any hot dickings then?
Lesbians dont have dicks,silly!
Hot strap-onnings,why do you not get hot strap-onnings......ok!
Plus she'd rather spend time with penguins and manatees...
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Captain Sammitch said:
resolution? who needs it?
What is it good for?
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tons of fun said:
I thought this was the womens show yourself thread!
More great pics CJ.
No longer singing! Woot holla holla!
Personally I think those pics are crap!
Too many clothes!
not only that but they're from the neck up! I demand satisfaction!
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manatees...
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... aand, then THIS shows up!
from last night halloween/b-day party
joe'd probably make another K-hole comment about that one.
more of hte night here
blog permlink
you look plastered... lol
that's what the Pizza Delivery Man said right before he fucked her.......she did ask for extra pepperoni and sausage.
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Lor said:
you look plastered... lol
my god you have no clue
well i'm glad i'm not the only one who sings the thriller ablum after drinking a nights worth for four people in three hours.
lol
did you ever have the bubble/fish bowl effect happen to you? it frickin wierd. its like your wareing gogles or something. tripy.
uh huh, usually get a weird floating feeling and a lack of ability to walk.
One day, DARN IT, I'll get that tiny......
Hot picture Sneaks! And yours are totally cute too Cowgirl...look like a true southern gal :P
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PrincessElisa said:
Hot picture Sneaks! And yours are totally cute too Cowgirl...look like a true southern gal :P
Lesbian!
AM NOT!!!!!! SO not fair......ten more pounds and I too can wear the red dress and take over the world :P
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AM NOT!!!!!! SO not fair......ten more pounds and I too can wear the red dress and take Sneaky's cherry :P
PJ IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!
Seriously Klint, how ya been anyway? Its been ages since I've seen you online!
Me?!?! You're the one who's been in hiding...We all thought you and Rex ran off together to breed wierd, experemental babies...
No, we ran off to throw rocks at shit while I felt her up.
Please pay attention.
How unromantic rexilys....wow, I thought we had someting special...
Hahahah klints nopers..........once again killing time before I grade!
I thought that was something special?
heres a new one of me incase some people didnt catch it in the Lor thread.
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AM NOT!!!!!! SO not fair......ten more pounds and I too can wear the red dress and take over the world :P
actually its pink mesh
but yes! take over the world one moose and squirrel at a time!!
oh don't forget the thong.
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heres a new one of me incase some people didnt catch it in the Lor thread.
It aint nude so I aint interested.
Dont feel bad though,thats the same deal with most of the women who post here.
you know what, you know what NWM...!
until
i get a COMPLETELY nude pic of
you, then maybe we will talk..
but until
then mister i dont wanna hear it!
uh, you have seen one of mircophalis.......
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Lor said:
you know what, you know what NWM...!
until i get a COMPLETELY nude pic of you, then maybe we will talk..
but until then mister i dont wanna hear it!
You've seen the nude pic,so stop holding out!
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uh, you have seen one of mircophalis.......
Whats that between your legs?............looks like Rex to me!
I was bored today..............kinda bright but hey the sun was shining through my window!
oh i love that hair cut elsia!! so cute so like classic pinup/goth girl look!
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PrincessElisa said:
I was bored today..............kinda bright but hey the sun was shining through my window!
that lime nradioactive blob is coming for you.
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I was bored today..............kinda bright but hey the sun was shining through my window!
...damn...
Girl, you fine!
Whatever Chews...I was bored :P Sun was shining through my window and I needed a new picture ;p Still cant figure out why it was SOOO bright but whatever!!!
Thanks
Lor.....lol@goth....It was actually a scarlet red top, black vest and black skirt with dark red flowers but hey! First time in two years I can wear that skirt, life is good
Anyway, I posted it 'cuz the picture suprisingly turned out kinda weird but cute ;p
What is it with you and that picture?!? Trying to tell us something pars?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
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oh i love that hair cut elsia!! so cute so like classic pinup/goth girl look!
Yes, but without the goth wierdness. Princess, that cut really works for you.
Yeah......note to self: do not cut my bangs ;p Reason why they turned out short: got sick of them long!
Thank wingys for the sweet compliment!
Gay guys always give the best compliments to girls!
HEY!!!!! Wing is not gay.............I can tell ya that much
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PrincessElisa said:
HEY!!!!! Wing is not gay.............I can tell ya that much
you fucked him?
Surely that would make him gay!
what color are your eyes elisa, they almost look purple in that pic. cool.
Green eyes, mmmmmmmmmmm.
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Lor said:
The last thing you see before you die is The Ring...
Looks more like SOMEBODY had the camera backwards! Derp!
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Lor said:
colorblind are you...
i meant elisa cunt!
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Lor said:
colorblind are you...
i meant elisa cunt!
Elisa Cunt?
I like it!
Sorry Lor.....didnt get online yesterday (taking a break from grading!)
Ums....my eyes are hazel but appear kinda bluish. Wasn't gonna post this picture (end of a long day, weird camera angle, didnt like it that much) anyways...it shows my eyes (like yours better though Lorys!) further evidence that my camera phone is slowly turning crappier and crappier......
Like the gun sneaks.............*yawns* brings back memories as a kid with water gun fights........those were the days
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sneaky bunny said:
bless you teacher.
The force is strong in you
now get nekkid.
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Ums....my eyes are hazel but appear kinda bluish.
neat!
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Like the gun sneaks.............*yawns* brings back memories as a kid with water gun fights........those were the days
you don't take the coloured paper out of the copy machine your bound to get squirted!
and i still have all my super soakers!
Alright thats it...........come summer time, I vote for going up to Michigan to have a water fight with sneaks :P
I just found two of my old super soakers from like JUNIOR HIGH in my garage (trying to find some old clothes of mine now that I can wear them!). We should just have a massive rkmb girl night up there!
Wow, no amount of editing needed for those posts
i dunno whether to piss myself laughing or go perpare and go buy skanky PJ's.
PJs is rather skanky........its a Greek thing!
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Nowhereman said:
PJs is rather skanky........its a Greek thing!
y'know, i'd expect th is from elisa, but you've just reached a new low.
Its called taking the piss!
As if I'd ever call that dirty Greek bastard "PJs".
To me,he will forever be Penis Jockey Poofter!
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Alright thats it...........come summer time, I vote for going up to Michigan to have a water fight with sneaks :P
I just found two of my old super soakers from like JUNIOR HIGH in my garage (trying to find some old clothes of mine now that I can wear them!). We should just have a massive rkmb girl night up there!
Of course you know, I'll have to crash the party. And take pictures. For Nowhereman, of course.
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PrincessElisa said:
Alright thats it...........come summer time, I vote for going up to Michigan to have a water fight with sneaks :P
I just found two of my old super soakers from like JUNIOR HIGH in my garage (trying to find some old clothes of mine now that I can wear them!). We should just have a massive rkmb girl night up there!
Of course you know, I'll have to crash the party. And take pictures. For Nowhereman, of course.
NO!!!
remember that's west on I94....
Hey wing if youre crashing.........too bad I cant fast forward to the summer months :P
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y'know, i'd expect th is from elisa, but you've just reached a new low.
Rack the sneaks......total AWESOMENESS! When is JLA gonna give you rack points?!?
'prolly as soon as he gets hte webcam stream....
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Alright thats it...........come summer time, I vote for going up to Michigan to have a water fight with sneaks :P
Well, there goes my Dragon*Con trip...Can we schedule this monumentous occasion so that there's a comic con that week as well? That way I can get my con on and still do my duty as Sneaky's Director Of Photography.
uh Motor City Con sucks arse.
and mind y'all, my house is only two bedroom....
w000t orgy
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sneaky bunny said:
uh Motor City Con sucks arse.
and mind y'all, my house is only two bedroom....
w000t orgy
I make enough to afford a hotel room. Which I'll be able to use as a tax write-off, seeing as I'll be using it for business. Y'think we can film this in a nice suite, Bunny?
that depends, is a heart shaped vibrating bed and mirror needed?
Save your money Joe. The pussy will feel the same wheather it's in a nice hotel room or behind dumpters at the con.
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that depends, is a heart shaped vibrating bed and mirror needed?
Dunno. I haven't "written" the "script" yet...
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Save your money Joe. The pussy will feel the same wheather it's in a nice hotel room or behind dumpters at the con.
I'd like a little more atmosphere when I defile...uh, FILM...Bunny and Elisa. Somehow "behind a dumpster" doesn't say "high class production values" to me, y'dig?
huh, there's a local club with "quiet rooms" will that do?
Can I be a grip, or a best boy?
how about a fluffer or a wipe master
sure, but i demand the use of rubber gloves.
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Alright thats it...........come summer time, I vote for going up to Michigan to have a water fight with sneaks :P
That'd be entertainment everyone can enjoy!
Sneaks, are you no longer on MySpace?
As much as I'd like to abandon this thread because Penissa loves it so much, I have a new picture to share.
I went as Joker for halloween:
(Joker from Batman: Lobo, specifically.)
Ya shoulda dressed like that for SD!
I could've been Jason Todd...
Next year, Captain... next year.
Pariah's gonna want to screw you even more.
i coulda sworn when uschi knocked me up she was wearing a V string
What're you talkin' bout? A vagina... I didn't feel, uh... see a vagina in San Diego.
thats pretty hard core Uschi
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TK-069 said:
What're you talkin' bout? A vagina... I didn't feel, uh... see a vagina in San Diego.
i told you already the vee string
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King Snarf said:
Can I be a grip, or a best boy?
Whether you're there or not, you're always a "grip".
damn it, go take a shower, get that shit off!
Shower? I was thinking chemical peel....
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Joe Mama said:
The last thing you see before you die is The Ring...
but i have no real ring biotch!
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Uschi said:
As much as I'd like to abandon this thread because Penissa loves it so much, I have a new picture to share.
I went as Joker for halloween:
(Joker from Batman: Lobo, specifically.)
That's pretty dmn cool. I would like to point out that you and I have pretty much the exact same haircut. I don't know what that means, but i thought it was important to point out.
That's fucking cool as hell Sneaks...
Wait......it was sneaks' eye? I thought it was Lors.......the green one anyway!
Im sooo confused ;p
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PrincessElisa said:
Wait......it was sneaks' eye? I thought it was Lors.......the green one anyway!
Im sooo confused ;p
^^^ mine ^^^
^^^ sneakys^^^
ultimately.. mines prettier.
You all just wish you had blue like mine!
i do dumbass!
thanks to the people at the ohio eye clinic!
Not like mine you dont.......mine looks natural!
This calls for a "show your eye" thread.
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McGurk said:
This calls for a "show your eye" thread.
go on then,start one.
Cause you suggested it.
Stop being lazy expecting us to do everything for ya!
You have been suitably chastised!
NWM no one has brillantly beautiful blue eyes like yours darlin.
Yeah I was bored today during my off period:
Anyway.....turned out semi good...........my hair looks better in this one than the same outfit picture from last week. AND since I'm taking Friday off, my friends and I are gonna dress up in formal dresses....thatll be fun!
Sweet picture Uschi.....I'd never look so good as Joker!
i..i see cleveage but its green.
Hang in there neaks..............formal pictures on Friday remmeber (kinda low cut)! And i can wear the BLUE dress from back in the day........(ya know the one you put up where my hairs all curly and stuff?). Im hyped! Gotta love the gym!
How goest everything for you lately anyways? Are you glad your a moderator even with all the spamming they do to your forum???
moved(ing) to the slummy part of town. uh, work's a bitch.
moddng is nice, don't mind the spamming, would like to be able to front page things.
But then PenWing would no longer feel special!
oh no, he'd still feel special, he'd still have his head up someone's arse!
Let's see if Klint whacks off to that...
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TK-069 said:
Let's see if Klint whacks off to that...
I know I will!
Yes, but did he take that pic?
See what happens when you punk out on chats, boys and girls?
I didn't punk out on nothing! I misunderstood the question!
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Captain Sammitch said:
See what happens when you punk out on chats, boys and girls?
i did it willingly....
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Why are you wearing clothes?
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sneaky bunny said:
Why are you wearing clothes?
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Captain Sammitch said:
See what happens when you punk out on chats, boys and girls?
i did it willingly....
Not you! Well, I blame Snarf for that, but yeah.
SO LUCKY SNEAKS!!!!! Not there yet......
These will have to work:
Weird angle I know but hey.........best I can do with a camera phone.....stomach looking better though huh?
Dammit... now I have to change my pants...
Stop eating so much & your pants will last longer!
Why is Kennedy kneeing you in the gut? You're cute, by the way.
You know how she'd be cuter.......
if she was sucking on a popsicle or something?
if my knees were on her shoulders
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if my knees were on her shoulders
Fuck......I need to change my underwear again!
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if my knees were on her shoulders
Fuck......I need to change my underwear again!
damnit nowie, we told you to take the hall pass if you had to go.
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You're cute, by the way.
Yes.
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Scooter said:
who are these people?
wimmens that do warm up excersises....or exorcisms...
One of them appears to be a real show off, using heat vision with those red eyes. Thanks a lot.
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who are these people?
As long as they get nekkid,who cares?
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Nowhereman said:
You know how she'd be cuter.......
Yes sir, I do.
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if my knees were on her shoulders
Post pics, dammit!!!
My investigations reveal that Scooter currently lives in Boston,but came from Port Uron!
So,there was a time that maybe Sneakys knees were on her shoulder!
If the person lives on earth, there's a big chance that sneaky's knees already met his or her shoulders!
except when the person is snarf.
I still say it's identity theft in action...
and i still say you owe us some cards.
Fine... I'll show you yours.
I'd prefer Sneaky to show us hers!
Flat. As. Pancakes.
yeah.
I've been googling Sneaky Bunny + Boobs for weeks now and all I found were Joe Mama's
The new picture is Erin...she's cute! The boards definitely need some cuteness!
Hey, she likes the Princess Bride so on behalf of the boards I'd like to say welcome Scooter!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...10D5D0088274313
So, she's one a your girls, 'Lisa?
Dude in picture. -75 points.
that dudes her husband. -500 points.
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So, she's one a your girls, 'Lisa?
No........I'm the only insane one among us who enjoys the boards ;p
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rex said:
that dudes her husband. -500 points.
I think you might find she was joking,specially as he lives in Michigan ,she lives in Boston and both list themselves as single!
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Son of Mxy said:
yeah.
I've been googling Sneaky Bunny + Boobs for weeks now and all I found were Joe Mama's
Chris? Chris Oakley? Can I get a ruling on this quip?
"I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!"
Thank you Chris. Now...back in your veal box...
SoM...we used to be pals... 
Dems some crappy pictitures!
yep, proof that camera phones are gay!
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sneaky bunny said:
yep, proof that camera phones are gay!
More than likely your choice of camera phone is gay,other people buy ones that are half way decent!
Thats what you get with a half way decent camera phone!
Yeah, i can get good landscapes, but anything else depends.
and plus now that i look at them, i think their from my old webcam!
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sneaky bunny said:
Yeah, i can get good landscapes, but anything else depends.
and plus now that i look at them, i think their from my old webcam!
I have three (I think) settings on my phone.
If I wanna take decent photos to keep,I just up the quality but obviously that limits how many I can take (which isnt that big a problem as I can just use my WAP to email them to my puter from anywhere).
For stuff here,I dont really worry about the quality too much,but even they aint that bad!
The only thing my phone suffers with is darker places/times as I have no flash on it.
1.2 megapixels can still produce a fairly decent pic!
Yes - they do, my powershot varies from a usable F2.8 mgp, to a usable 7.3mgp.
you don't really need to tell me t hat, i am a camera junky, and did work in a camera shop for awhile. but megapixals don't really always matter - its more or less image quality, shutter speed and the quality of the lens!
And lets not forget the Germans............they must have something to do with everything!
and -- you guessed it...
FRANK STALLONE!
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Nowhereman said:
The only thing my phone suffers with is darker places/times as I have no flash on it.
1.2 megapixels can still produce a fairly decent pic!
Your camera phone isn't bad at all. Like you said, lack of flash sucks. It slows the exposure time down until the slightest hand tremor blurs things.
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sneaky bunny said:
Yes - they do, my powershot varies from a usable F2.8 mgp, to a usable 7.3mgp.
you don't really need to tell me t hat, i am a camera junky, and did work in a camera shop for awhile. but megapixals don't really always matter - its more or less image quality, shutter speed and the quality of the lens!
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sneaky bunny said:
yep, proof that camera phones are gay!
More than likely your choice of camera phone is gay,other people buy ones that are half way decent!
Thats what you get with a half way decent camera phone!
its true!
i mean look at the pics i take with mine there pretty good for a phone.
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Yeah, i can get good landscapes, but anything else depends.
and plus now that i look at them, i think their from my old webcam!
I have three (I think) settings on my phone.
If I wanna take decent photos to keep,I just up the quality but obviously that limits how many I can take (which isnt that big a problem as I can just use my WAP to email them to my puter from anywhere).
For stuff here,I dont really worry about the quality too much,but even they aint that bad!
The only thing my phone suffers with is darker places/times as I have no flash on it.
1.2 megapixels can still produce a fairly decent pic!
and yet another true fact!
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sneaky bunny said:
yep, proof that camera phones are gay!
More than likely your choice of camera phone is gay,other people buy ones that are half way decent!
Thats what you get with a half way decent camera phone!
yeah i can get large masses of t hings quite well too
That photo of bandwidth exceeded really is quite good. Color me impressed.
its really a whole lot better htan the actually photo!
Yes, if you follow the link... JABBA!
TOO FUCKING FUNNY
i love how she's buying fat free yogurt.
Thats cause she thought it meant "Free to fat people".
WOW......I LOVE IT! Absolutely beautiful! Like the back and white too!
Looks like a pictur that needs to be in a frame!
thank you!!!
it's a great pic but it needs more nudity
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Son of Mxy said:
it's a great pic but it needs more nudity
Seriously though, Lor is a very beautiful girl. She's not slutty, but she's not overly conservative either. She doesn't get offended when RKMBs male posters rain down innuendo upon her because she's smart enough to know that it's all in the spirit of fun. Not clean, but good fun nonetheless. Also, I am not going to share the naked pic she sent me through PM.
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Seriously though, Lor is a very beautiful girl. She's not slutty, but she's not overly conservative either. She doesn't get offended when RKMBs male posters rain down innuendo upon her because she's smart enough to know that it's all in the spirit of fun. Not clean, but good fun nonetheless. Also, I am not going to share the naked pic she sent me through PM.
But...you and I ruled the RDCW together...
post pics of your manboobs and I'll reconsider.
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Son of Mxy said:
post pics of your manboobs and I'll reconsider.
Can't I just repost the picture of nekkid Nowhereman cupping his wee li'l junk?
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Son of Mxy said:
Seriously though, Lor is a very beautiful girl. She's not slutty, but she's not overly conservative either. She doesn't get offended when RKMBs male posters rain down innuendo upon her because she's smart enough to know that it's all in the spirit of fun. Not clean, but good fun nonetheless. Also, I am not going to share the naked pic she sent me through PM.
you sir, suck! 
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Son of Mxy said:
Seriously though, Lor is a very beautiful girl. She's not slutty, but she's not overly conservative either. She doesn't get offended when RKMBs male posters rain down innuendo upon her because she's smart enough to know that it's all in the spirit of fun. Not clean, but good fun nonetheless. Also, I am not going to share the naked pic she sent me through PM.
awwwwww, thank you Mxy darlin!
Excuse me, Lor. Why don't I have this majestic nude pic? Have I not been a good boy, deserving of such a treat? You're mean. Just for that I'm gonna punch Bugoo in the throat and steal your computer case.
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Son of Mxy said:
post pics of your manboobs and I'll reconsider.
Can't I just repost the picture of nekkid Nowhereman cupping his wee li'l junk?
Do that and we are no longer friends!
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Joe Mama said:
Excuse me, Lor. Why don't I have this majestic nude pic? Have I not been a good boy, deserving of such a treat? You're mean. Just for that I'm gonna punch Bugoo in the throat and steal your computer case.
joe, baby, youve always been good to me but come on now there are no nuddie pics of me out there. half nuddie maybe but not nuddie, and mxy dont have any of them!
You a tricksy tricker, SoM.
thats the last of'um! for awhile anyway.
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Joe Mama said:
You a tricksy tricker, SoM.
That I am. Now where's that nowhereman nudie pic you promised? I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel now and speaking of bottom, better post pics of his ass as well!
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Lor said:
I can see your nipples!!! WOOO!!!!
also, I think these hawt legs are yours as well!
thoae arnt my legs!!!
these are tho
I can see your naked legs!! WOOO!!!
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Son of Mxy said:
post pics of your manboobs and I'll reconsider.
Can't I just repost the picture of nekkid Nowhereman cupping his wee li'l junk?
dear god no, i just cleared out all the other ones he sent me.
(I sure hope sneaky posts a nekad pic of hers!)
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Son of Mxy said:
(I sure hope sneaky posts a nekad pic of hers!)
I's have a plan sir - i just need my camera back and the snow to melt.
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Lor said:
thoae arnt my legs!!!
these are tho
beautiful
I see that she's cold in that picture as well. Might I warm you up, Lor?
joe baby, you may warm me up anytime.
Fat people naturally generate warmth!
They have to keep all their pies warm somehow!
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Nowhereman said:
Fat people naturally generate warmth!
They have to keep all their pies warm somehow!
It's true, Similarly, I've heard you know how to keep a strudel warm for hours.
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Joe Mama said:
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Nowhereman said:
Fat people naturally generate warmth!
They have to keep all their pies warm somehow!
It's true, Similarly, I've heard you know how to keep a strudel warm for hours.
Once again we have to endure more Rock inuendo jokes!
I'm not sure who is younger,PCGay or Joe!
Physically? Me.
Psychologically? Joseph.
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PCG342 said:
Physically? Me.
Psychologically? Joseph.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee.
Excellent defense, Mr. Mother.
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PCG342 said:
Excellent defense, Mr. Mother.
Next Joe will call us all poopy heads & refuse to eat his vegetables!
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Nowhereman said:
Next Joe will call us all poopy heads & refuse to eat his vegetables!
Oh Nowhereman. You wit. You with the scathing retorts. I feel so bad using such lowbrow witticisms as matching your pie comment with reference to strudel. Mayhap I should've just resisted the play on topic and just said "Nowhereman likes to suck and fuck penis". Such wasted typing earlier on my part.
But look on the bright side: If nothing else, it seems you gained a fan and acolyte in young PCG. Be proud - he was cast off Klinton's cock so he can ride yours. Woo hoo.
Oh...and lest I forget: you're all poopy heads and I refuse to eat my vegetables.
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Joe Mama said:
If nothing else, it seems you gained a fan and acolyte in young PCG. Be proud - he was cast off Klinton's cock so he can ride yours. Woo hoo.
Oh...and lest I forget: I don't deserve to live.
I only agree with the last line, Mr. Mother.
Now, go shoot yourself.
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Nowhereman said:
Next Joe will call us all poopy heads & refuse to eat his vegetables!
Oh Nowhereman. You wit. You with the scathing retorts. I feel so bad using such lowbrow witticisms as matching your pie comment with reference to strudel. Mayhap I should've just resisted the play on topic and just said "Nowhereman likes to suck and fuck penis". Such wasted typing earlier on my part.
But look on the bright side: If nothing else, it seems you gained a fan and acolyte in young PCG. Be proud - he was cast off Klinton's cock so he can ride yours. Woo hoo.
Oh...and lest I forget: you're all poopy heads and I refuse to eat my vegetables.
Wow,did you get your mummy to type that for you?
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PCG342 said:
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Joe Mama said:
If nothing else, it seems you gained a fan and acolyte in young PCG. Be proud - he was cast off Klinton's cock so he can ride yours. Woo hoo.
Oh...and lest I forget: I don't deserve to live.
I only agree with the last line, Mr. Mother.
Now, go shoot yourself.
Nono...you did it wrong. Your comments should be in all capitals and you should also threaten to punch me in the face (don't worry, that law that Bush passed aside, I won't sue you for being annoying ). THAT'S how to be an Oakley clone.
Either be the new Oakley or be Nowhereman's fluffer. You can't do both.
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Nowhereman said:
Next Joe will call us all poopy heads & refuse to eat his vegetables!
Oh Nowhereman. You wit. You with the scathing retorts. I feel so bad using such lowbrow witticisms as matching your pie comment with reference to strudel. Mayhap I should've just resisted the play on topic and just said "Nowhereman likes to suck and fuck penis". Such wasted typing earlier on my part.
But look on the bright side: If nothing else, it seems you gained a fan and acolyte in young PCG. Be proud - he was cast off Klinton's cock so he can ride yours. Woo hoo.
Oh...and lest I forget: you're all poopy heads and I refuse to eat my vegetables.
Wow,did you get your mummy to type that for you?
Is that an indirect reference to the Rock? Mummy...Scorpion King...? Or did you just misspell "mommy"? And, yes, my mother DID help me write that post. I was gonna refer to you as an "Are You Being Served?" wannabe.
Wow. A gay joke
AND an Oakley joke... the Mama-Beast is on a roll tonight.
I have no opinion of Oakley.
I have a bit of an opinion of Nowhereman. He's ok. I doubt he's gay, much less gay for me.
I have an opinion of you, Mr. Mama.
Dumbass.
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PCG342 said:
Wow. A gay joke AND an Oakley joke... the Mama-Beast is on a roll tonight.
I have no opinion of Oakley.
I have a bit of an opinion of Nowhereman. He's ok. I doubt he's gay, much less gay for me.
I have an opinion of you, Mr. Mama.
Dumbass.
Dumbass...that was masterful. No, really. It was. Seriously. Now call me a fartknocker or turdburger like a certain TV show from the early 90s.
And a casual remark about Nowhereman to hide how desperate you are for his, or anyone's, approval. You're a slick li'l guy, you are. Hold your li'l chin high. You'll be a big man soon.
Fight the urge to bust out those all-capital posts, Oakley-lite.
Oakley-Lite?
Who said I was Oakley-Lite?
Oh, just Joe Mama, AKA Fucktard. Tell me, why did you decide to recruit Rex as Fucktard-Lite?
i win again
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PCG342 said:
Oakley-Lite?
Who said I was Oakley-Lite?
Oh, just Joe Mama, AKA Fucktard. Tell me, why did you decide to recruit Rex as Fucktard-Lite?
This is too easy...
You're feuding with Rex too? Oakley did that already. Got Milk, PCG? You scary li'l guy. Whenever you're ready to post about how I've started a nuclear assault of posts meant to defame and smear your character on these boards, you go right ahead. Oakley-lite.
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Nowhereman said:
Fat people naturally generate warmth!
They have to keep all their pies warm somehow!
It's true, Similarly, I've heard you know how to keep a strudel warm for hours.
Once again we have to endure more Rock inuendo jokes!
I'm not sure who is younger,PCGay or Joe!
easy my dear boy, who has whose man titties are bigger.
What?
Anyway... It ain't a "feud" between Rex and myself. He's just a twat.
Seriously, I've got nothing against you, Joseph. You're just being a dumbass.
And I'm reciprocating.
Back to the matter at hand... Sneaky, what the fuck did you just say!?
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easy my dear boy, who has whose man titties are bigger.
Is English your second language?
"In Spanish Mejico, who man-ish titties fall what mosquito bite short!! What a country!!!"
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PCG342 said:
What?
Anyway... It ain't a "feud" between Rex and myself. He's just a twat.
Seriously, I've got nothing against you, Joseph. You're just being a dumbass.
And I'm reciprocating.
Back to the matter at hand... Sneaky, what the fuck did you just say!?
Fuck you for posting what I was thinking. Damn you.
And keep words like "seriously" out of this. I called Nowhereman a poopyhead, for God's sake. How does anyone take shit like that seriously?
So I'm not the only one who's confused?
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sneaky bunny said:
easy my dear boy, who has whose man titties are bigger.
Is English your second language?
"In Spanish Mejico, who man-ish titties fall what mosquito bite short!! What a country!!!"
In Port Huron, Michigan man titties suck YOU!
Have pity on him, Joe Mama. The kid's like ten or something. All he knows that if he reads something on the internet, it must be true.
Fuck you, Doc. I'm 16. And, that's not the case.
Oh, for the record, Joe... I wasn't taking any of this seriously. In fact, I only interjected when you made the whole "gay" comment.
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Nowhereman said:
Fat people naturally generate warmth!
They have to keep all their pies warm somehow!
It's true, Similarly, I've heard you know how to keep a strudel warm for hours.
Once again we have to endure more Rock inuendo jokes!
I'm not sure who is younger,PCGay or Joe!
easy my dear boy, who has whose man titties are bigger.
Dr.Who does not have man titties!
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sneaky bunny said:
easy my dear boy, who has whose man titties are bigger.
Is English your second language?
"In Spanish Mejico, who man-ish titties fall what mosquito bite short!! What a country!!!"
000
no, but sober is.
Wimmins,show your titties!
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YEAH! TITTIES!!!!
After you my dear!
Nowie? We've already seen your titties. Meaning Sneaky has a lotta catching up to do!
Wow. I can't believe I typed that. Fuck. I feel dirty now.
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PCG342 said:
Nowie?
Faggot!
You sound more n more like Rob everyday!
Less bitchy, more titty!
Listen to the virgin,he speaks the truth!
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Nowhereman said:
Listen to the virgin,he speaks the truth!
I am wise in my loneliness!
video captures - crappy quality but that's what i get for using a USB my dog tried eating.
So crappy in fact,that it destroyed all nudity!
what? no nudity? *stops clicking*
I was bored and went shopping for RESPECT assembly thingy.......
Yup........needed to put laundry up
super cutie! nice outfit too
and heres one of me too just because i was bored too lol
too many clothes in this thread
eh, nothing good, i promise pole dancing ones next week.
Who knows, there'll be whiskey!
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sneaky bunny said:
Who knows, there'll be whiskey!
W00t!!!!
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Lor said:
and heres one of me too just because i was bored too lol
ZOMBIE LOR!! veiwers beware.
That fucked me up fer a sec. I was like Zombie Lor is. . . Bruce fuckin Campbell?
during my off period int he teachers lounge.....nobody was there so i messed around with my camera:
does your school force the students to wear those damn student teacher id's?
She chooses to wear it in case she forgets her name!
gotta hate that
Figured I'd update you after losing 20 pounds...
Woah Cjs.........congrats! YOU LOOK AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome..pe looks like the joker's henchwoman and cj well,,..well...........
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Cowgirl Jack said:
Figured I'd update you after losing 20 pounds...
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Smell like I sound, I’m lost in a crowd
And I’m hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I’m hungry like the wolf
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Figured I'd update you after losing 20 pounds...
I think most of the guys here just lost 20 pounds as well.
I think we all have full socks now, not just rex!
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Cowgirl Jack said:
Figured I'd update you after losing 20 pounds...
Nice!!
You look good!!!
Homina homina homina...
Great job, CJ!
(
) X 100
best....photo....ever
Now the only way to beat that is for the clothes to go missing!
In fact, thats a challenge to all the women.
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Nowhereman said:
Now the only way to beat that ...
And still no nudity.
I am glad you had that growth in the third pic removed from your breast!
That was nasty!
I wonder if theirs still any arse for me to bite?
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ROY BATTY said:
I wonder if theirs still any arse for me to bite?
doesn't look like there's much below shoulder to bit.
damn! MAybe you will have to show us your arse and I can ascertain whether there is enough for us to feast upon!
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aw kimi thats such a cute pic! nice hair
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ROY BATTY said:
I wonder if theirs still any arse for me to bite?
I am still booty-licious! My arse is still disproportionately curvaceous compared to the rest of me. my boobies shrunk, but it seems my arse decides to stay around! Still have junk in the trunk...though if I can get the $$ I will have that lipo-ed right out! Anyone want to donate to my "lose the booty, gain some boobies fund"?
maybe you should try standing on your head and jumping first.
Im so proud of you Kims! YOU LOOK AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
There hasn't been a new pic posted in this thread for two and a half months. You women are slacking. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
I'm the one in the middle
You are a christmas tree?
Yes, I am. Are you rassist against christmas trees? COMMIE WELSH BASTARD
Christmas Trees should be killed at birth!
Fucking needle dropping cunts!
um, thats a fake christmas tree. only real ones drop needles
Not that anyone cares, but I edited it to make the pic normal size.
At least I don't have to use the scroll, now. You look really high in that pic...
Look at Ariel and her gorgeous self! I love the necklace! Is it a diamond one?!
I always wanted eyes that blue =)
Pro- I was not high!
Elisa- Thanks. My eyes change color sometimes, too. The necklace has my diamond engagement ring on it and a pentacle & moon pendant on it.
Y'all have so much more hair than I do. Hairyness is manliness.
I'm the biggest woman here (aside from Snarf)!
but he claims to be able to lick his nipple!
Oh, my God! So many hot pieces of ass! I love it here already!
I mean, like, OH, my God!
This thread should not have slipped so far. I'm sure out of the three female posters that still frequent the boards with any regularity, at least one of you has to have something to contribute to this thread!
Rex just posted a new pic somewhere. Perhaps she forgot about this thread?
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Cowgirl Jack said:
Figured I'd update you after losing 20 pounds...
That picture actually scares me...
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Chant said:
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Cowgirl Jack said:
Figured I'd update you after losing 20 pounds...
That picture actually scares me...
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Captain Sammitch said:
This thread should not have slipped so far. I'm sure out of the three female posters that still frequent the boards with any regularity, at least one of you has to have something to contribute to this thread!
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sneaky bunny said:
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Captain Sammitch said:
This thread should not have slipped so far. I'm sure out of the three female posters that still frequent the boards with any regularity, at least one of you has to have something to contribute to this thread!
[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/dtctvbn2/tshn/l_76fa33731967a6e14700da132f35c34b.jpg" border="0[/image]
HAWT(!!!) on so many levels! But I'd love for the previous set of pics to find their way here...on in a PM to me...or in my mailbox...
i told you i'm not living ina damn closet.
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sneaky bunny said:
i told you i'm not living ina damn closet.
Finefinefine...PM me the damn pics anyways! How was New Year's?
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sneaky bunny said:
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Captain Sammitch said:
This thread should not have slipped so far. I'm sure out of the three female posters that still frequent the boards with any regularity, at least one of you has to have something to contribute to this thread!
[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/dtctvbn2/tshn/l_76fa33731967a6e14700da132f35c34b.jpg" border="0[/image]
hawt!
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sneaky bunny said:
i told you i'm not living ina damn closet.
Finefinefine...PM me the damn pics anyways! How was New Year's?
i'm still recoering, more details in the PM.
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sneaky bunny said:
That doesn't look like a Wonder Woman Halloween constume...
No. Splendid looking tongue though.
Was that taken pre- or post-Donkey Punch?
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sneaky bunny said:
That doesn't look like a Wonder Woman Halloween constume...
i can't find that SD card
...nice...
...zowie...
Mmmmm...tasty. I mean what is that you're eating?
Your eyeballs look great! How is that working out for you then?
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Uschi said:
Your eyeballs look great! How is that working out for you then?
good, my cornea graph has taken and i get my lens implant and fake iris in march.
Yeah, the eyes look nice, sneaky.
I might lay off the booze a little if I were you, however. You're developing that blotchy skin on your cheeks that comes from too much drinking.
That's a lotta procedures! Is everything gonna be adequately covered?
Hopefully her boobies wont!
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Captain Sammitch said:
That's a lotta procedures! Is everything gonna be adequately covered?
in good UCI fashion i doubt it.
Yeah, your eyes are looking good, dear. And, I noticed your typing has improved, as well...
BTW, I love the totally sober pics up there. A bit classier than what I've come to lust for...but, then again, it looks like love does wonders.
And, it
is love, right?
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Prometheus said:
it looks like love does wonders.
And, it is love, right?
Is that your girlfriend Sneaks? For some reason I thought you had a man in your life right now...But cheers on the hottie, and the shinny new eyes. It all looks good!
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the G-man said:
I might lay off the booze a little if I were you, however. You're developing that blotchy skin on your cheeks that comes from too much drinking.
Wow. Nothing but class...
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Pig Iron said:
Mmmmm...tasty. I mean what is that you're eating?
looks like waffle fries.
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the G-man said:
I might lay off the booze a little if I were you, however. You're developing that blotchy skin on your cheeks that comes from too much drinking.
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Prometheus said:
Wow. Nothing but class...
Hey, man, I speak from experience. Just trying to help the next generation.
yeah, specially since i've had that problem for ten years.
She started drinking before she left the womb!
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Captain Sammitch said:
That's a lotta procedures! Is everything gonna be adequately covered?
in good UCI fashion i doubt it.
I don't mean to pry but what happens if that's the case? Are you going to need any help resolving the bills and such?
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Nowhereman said:
She started drinking before she left the womb!
where's the fucking whiskey tits?!!
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sneaky bunny said:
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Captain Sammitch said:
That's a lotta procedures! Is everything gonna be adequately covered?
in good UCI fashion i doubt it.
I don't mean to pry but what happens if that's the case? Are you going to need any help resolving the bills and such?
nah its okay
No, cataract removal/lens implants aren't considered experimental - my problem with the corneal stem cell. So my secondary will pick up most of what my primary doesn't cover. And hopefully by the time i get around to the other eye Cigna will be a bit less retarded. And if not, I'll keep enjoying yelling at this woman.
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Prometheus said:
it looks like love does wonders.
And, it is love, right?
Is that your girlfriend Sneaks? For some reason I thought you had a man in your life right now...But cheers on the hottie, and the shinny new eyes. It all looks good!
yes i do, she keeps him in line when i'm out of town. she's a jabba upgrade. doesn't ask shit like "how do boneless chickens live".
"they don't, you eat all of 'em"
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Prometheus said:
Yeah, your eyes are looking good, dear. And, I noticed your typing has improved, as well...
's what i get for paying attention and quiting the cigs...typing whilst smoking is bad kids. And whatever the hell is "looking good" i won't understand since it took me ages to spot my cataracts in the mirror!
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BTW, I love the totally sober pics up there. A bit classier than what I've come to lust for...but, then again, it looks like love does wonders.
only about 5% of my pics are sober and 25% are pretty damn shitfaced.
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And, it is love, right?
no, just sticky lust.
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sneaky bunny said:
doesn't ask shit like "how do boneless chickens live".
...while attempting to eat the world's chicken supply.
First of all, kudos on quitting the smokes. Was it hard? I'm half-attempting it (again). Any pointers?
Second, huzzah on the Jabba-upgrade. Man, when you upgrade, you go for the total overhaul, don't you? Well done.
And third...
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sneaky bunny said:
only about 5% of my pics are sober and 25% are pretty damn shitfaced.
I was being sarcastic. If you weren't drunk, I'd be worried.
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And, it is love, right?
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no, just sticky lust.
Fair enough...
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Prometheus said:
First of all, kudos on quitting the smokes. Was it hard? I'm half-attempting it (again). Any pointers?
Second, huzzah on the Jabba-upgrade. Man, when you upgrade, you go for the total overhaul, don't you? Well done.
And third...
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sneaky bunny said:
only about 5% of my pics are sober and 25% are pretty damn shitfaced.
I was being sarcastic. If you weren't drunk, I'd be worried.
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And, it is love, right?
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no, just sticky lust.
Fair enough...
2 big fucking boxes of jolly ranchers from sams and filled some empty packs with those disgusting honey rose clovecigs.
yes yes i do, i figure i had to add some on, opression and what not.
i was being just as sarcastic, how dare you doubt taht.
Have you ever tried the Nicorette gum, or any of those things?
I've had 2 packs in 1 1/2 months...
I've had three cigars and no cigarettes in my lifetime.
I managed to stop for about 3 months a few years back, but then fell of the wagon. I keep meaning to try and quit again.
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Pig Iron said:
I've had 2 packs in 1 1/2 months...
I've had 2 packs in 1 1/2 days...
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Prometheus said:
Have you ever tried the Nicorette gum, or any of those things?
tried the patches once, worked for a month or so.
the gum and candies helped before when i did it half arsed.
There is a great way to stop smoking!
Never start!
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Nowhereman said:
There is a great way to stop smoking!
Never start!
Agreed!
I wished I had never started drinking!
I'm lucky in that I dont smoke, and can drink like a fish when I want, but then can go months without touching a drop!
That is lucky!
When it comes to booze - it's all or nothing for me!
Never smoked either!
Now you know I can drink with the best of em (and you n Franky baby), but I only drink when I want to rather than drink for the sake of it.
Getting drunk every now and again is more memorable & fun than doing it all the time!
When you do it all the time its no longer something to look forward to or look back on fondly, its just the norm!
Yeah, smoking is a bitch. I sincerely wished I had never started. But, unfortunately, I have the addiction genes it seems. Quitting is THE bitch...
I quit cold turkey. Don't ask me how. I have very addictive personality as well.
Plus I fucking lovvvvvvvvvved to smoke.
But I've gone one year seventeen days without a cigarette.
I even kept my last cigarettes. I have eight in the salad crisper.
This is me and my friend/co-worker Kim. I... I DO look like a man.
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Uschi said:
I... I DO look like a man.
You mean...you're...not?
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Uschi said:
This is me and my friend/co-worker Kim. I... I DO look like a man.
The first pic, maybe. But only because you look like you're either:
a) Having an aneurysm.
b) Taking a crap.
c) Acting like Rob and getting some up the culo "dry".
I'm sure with a little make-up and a tighter, low-cut shirt to show off the MASSIVE bazooms, all the RKMBs will wanna date you. And by "date" I mean gangbang. That is if the Sarlacc behaves itself...
I'd fuck Tankgirl..Uschi just needs some tight fittin' shit...
I tell her to do Kegels, but does she listen to me?! Noooooooooooooooo.
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Uschi said:
This is me and my friend/co-worker Kim. I... I DO look like a man.
Actually, you kinda look like Chewy in this one. Are you guys long lost siblings?
...
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Uschi said:
This is me and my friend/co-worker Kim. I... I DO look like a man.
Actually, you kinda look like Chewy in this one. Are you guys long lost siblings?
Nope! Just fat!
I forgot to mention the Superfly Snuka Hands...
Maverick User stranger Sat May 19 2007 06:26 PM Reading a post in flat mode
womens... show yourself!
Its Anne Robinson lost love child?
uschi is the weakest link...
I don't always wear contacts.
and I don't always wear clothes. see secret porn forum for boobie pics.
PM me when you decide to show some ass.
If you wanna see an ass, just look in the mirror!
You're extra cunty today.
That's kinda normal actually.
Meant. Meaning past tense. You obviously love us now, you knobgobbler.
Nope, I still mean it, and will mean it til the day:
Rob turns straight
You turn black
Elsia finally becomes a woman
Snarf gets laid
Joe slims down to a 30ft waiste
Rex quits socksex
Harley shows her tits
CJ shows her tits
Perkinsday stops being articulate
Knutreturns stops rolling
G-Man stops being a cunt
Pariah admits to liking something normal
Prometheus quits smoking
Grimm stops drinking
Sneaky posts a coherent sentence
Beardguy says something interesting
Sammitch says fatties are disgusting
Uschi turns normal
And if by any miracle any of those does happen, I will still mean it!
!
I was bored while Jeff was in target ;P
so you shot yourself? Too bad it was only a camera.
Quote:
PrincessElisa said:
I was bored while Jeff was in target ;P
He's already embarrassed to be seen with you in public?
How I spent my weekend:
Me being all Emo:
Me being Vagina-Face:
That's EXACTLY how to get the guys!
And he should know!
Thats how he picks them up as well!
Don't be upset that your "goatse trick" didn't pan out as well.
I have no idea what he is even saying, but then again, I rarely do!
its negro speak for anal.
actually no. we have no claim to that one...
Quote:
Uschi said:
so you shot yourself? Too bad it was only a camera.
FUCKIN' A!
Quote:
Uschi said:
Me being all Emo:
Me being Vagina-Face:
closest i've gotten to the secret pr0n forum
Quote:
big_pimp_tim said:
closest i've gotten to the secret pr0n forum
i mean
grrrrrs!
Quote:
sneaky bunny said:
its negro speak for anal.
But he is white!
Quote:
big_pimp_tim said:
Quote:
Uschi said:
Me being all Emo:
Me being Vagina-Face:
closest i've gotten to the secret pr0n forum
Uschi's-Vagina-Face!
heh. that should get rid of some of the porn leechers...
Unless they're the really kinky ones.
yeah, but then thats just nasty...
perhaps if it wasnt from 400ft away we could tell...
fuck, fine
OK. But tan... all over???
no, i make sure to mark out "i (heart) TK" with that SPF yellow.
I think I saw you on the beach this one time...
perhaps if it wasnt from 400ft away we could tell...
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ah. thanks for the clarification...
fuck, fine
thatll work.
Brotha loves his white wimmen!
Yeah....I've seen him eat chitlins, too.
Damn shame....
I remember reading an article about a speech he gave around the time the movie Independence Day was released. Louie said something about Allah coming back in a spaceship and bombing the WHITE Maaaaaaaaan! back to the Stone Age.
One too many chitlins.
ANYWAYS! Back to the white pussy.
I remember reading an article about a speech he gave around the time the movie Independence Day was released. Louie said something about Allah coming back in a spaceship and bombing the WHITE Maaaaaaaaan! back to the Stone Age.
Was it lost on him that a black man was instrumental in the destruction of those aliens in their spaceships? I think that's about where his analogy falls apart. If it was an analogy. If he was speaking literally, then he's the craziest black dude this side of Scientology.
ANYWAYS! Back to the white pussy.
or any. lou farakhan should not be included any thread in the womens forum
Only if he's part of a long list of potential partners we'd run off in a thread titled Who WOULDN'T Sneaky Bunny Bang (and let them come on her stomach)?...
Hmm.
The banner link for this topic needs updated too. Mod Request.
what the -- ?!
... aw man, thats f'd up.
404? blank white page?
this is .... this is like the apex of the universe!!
go back, i tell ya.
back!!!
save yourself!!!!
(Another topic-link victim of the RKMB upgrade)
this was on page 19. please fix the links, Rob. Happy birthday, you knob.
found this on my camera:
my bowler, i has it!
Well Stanley, this is another fine mess you've gotten me into.
soo tacky.
Do I smell new avatar, MisterJLA?
Indeed, one might even start to regret not living in the US.
One might, but one don't. But still...
I've got a tingly feeling my utility belt....
think clean thoughts, old chum.
Holy cold shower, Bat-Grimm!
i saw that there was a post by harley in this thread and had hope for a moment...
think clean thoughts, old chum.
one of my favorite stories...
i saw that there was a post by harley in this thread and had hope for a moment...
as did i.
sneaks you should bring back the petition...
I think Sneaky bunny should just go right ahead and post nudie pics here!
NOW!
Please.
On seeing Sneaky Bunny nekkid?
What are you? RETARDED?
I got multiple comments today on "dressing up." All I did was button part of a shirt I pulled on over my t-shirt. I think the lines just emphasize the tittage.
I was also touching my penis when I took that photo!
Fuck yes the one with the LEDs! And the twirly bit with the little bumps...
i (heart) that one! I also like the one that sounds like the ice crem truck!
when do we get the return of the EPIC BOOBIES uschi...?
Well, I live in Colorado and haven't been boned. That's when.
Yeah, it's my favorite penis too! It's also the only one big enough to have rested the camera on so I could take the photo.
RKMBS-Fest '09: Castle Rock?
There is nothing to do in Castle Rock. There's a strip mall, but not much stripping.
I'll be in Denver-Boulder at the beginning of July.
There is nothing to do in Castle Rock. There's a strip mall, but not much stripping.
and a walmarts!
would having it in fountain be better?
Uhmmm... I don't recall Fountain. We could go have it up at the Craggs, where my peops and I go camping! We could heckle the Mennonites!
Well, I live in Colorado and haven't been boned. That's when.
whoawhoawhoa. EPIC BOOBIES Uschi (which for some reason I keep thinking is like a fucking Dragonball Z level-up, i.e. Goku to Super Saiyan Goku) will come out and play once boned?! hm.
That's an interesting interpretation of what I wrote.
thats what i got out of it...
Well, that is the most logical interpretation.
so why dont you come out to california and we solve this little problem...
this was on page 19. please fix the links, Rob. Happy birthday, you knob.
found this on my camera:
I prefer a pic where you're showing some pussy, Uschi !
By "engine" she meant cervix, K-nut. Ooshlang.
The thought of being in NorCal... gasket-blasting.
this was on page 19. please fix the links, Rob. Happy birthday, you knob.
found this on my camera:
I prefer a pic where you're showing some pussy, Uschi !
puschi
By "engine" she meant cervix, K-nut. Ooshlang.
The thought of being in NorCal... gasket-blasting.
No, I really blew up my car engine.
I know. You told me, silly Acorn.
She's fresh outta Pueblo.
Yes, Pueblo is full of mxycans.
I fully expect to have a giant penis photoshopped onto this:
And probably, with some license, onto this one.
Look at that shiny white ass.
Jaburg will get right on that, I'm sure.
Well, seeing as butt-fucking me is Robot's wet dream (like titty-fucking me has always been Reax's), I figured he'd get to it first.
Just for that, I'll paste C-3P0 right behind you.
(like titty-fucking me has always been Reax's)
aw, you remembered.
I fully expect to have a giant penis photoshopped onto this:
And probably, with some license, onto this one.
Look at that shiny white ass.
Not only are you from Pueblo but you have the complexion of a urinal.
Actually I've never been to Pueblo. Ever. We drove around that one time we went South that way.
I like the complexion bit, though. I'll use that.
my bowler, i has it!
Alright, all our women came back. Its time to put some life back in this thread.
Not all, but close enough.
LET'S GET CRACKIN'!
More pics? Haven't we shown enough?
More pics? Haven't we shown enough?
Um, no. Never. You can never have too much of a
thing.
Aw well, how could a girl say no to you JM?
Aw well, how could a girl say no to you JM?
(yay!)
The top one looks like you're about to eat the dog's skull.
yep. she don't walk straight anymore.
In general, or because of the headbite?
And you use her for a chip bowl.
"anymore" suggests that I was insinuating that I consumed part of her brains.
Pay attention, Pagliacci.
"anymore" suggests that I was insinuating that I consumed part of her brains.
Pay attention, Pagliacci.
Yes sir... ma'am... uh...
Line?
"anymore" suggests that I was insinuating that I consumed part of her brains.
Pay attention, Pagliacci.
Yes sir... ma'am... uh...
Line?
just call it uschi-the beardguy killer
Did you dye the pubes purple also?
Purple's her natural color.
He should know! ...since he defiled her. Or was it the other way around?
Uschi raped me at sarlaac point!
He's not as good as you big boy.
TK was a willing participant, methinks.
At raping Uschi? Sure, OK.
TK was a willing participant, methinks.
Willing? He was begging for me.
Now Uschi needs to suck JM's talking penis dry! Isn't it romantic?
Talking body parts? Oh, please!
Uschi talkative User trust the fuck head
15000+ posts Tue Sep 30 2008 12:49 AM Making a new reply
Forum: Women
Thread: Re: womens... show yourself!
Dyed it Cookie-Monster Blue. I wanted to cinch my robotic grip on Kwink's heart.
Uschi talkative User trust the fuck head
15000+ posts Tue Sep 30 2008 12:50 AM Reading a post
Forum: Women
Thread: womens... show yourself!
how often do you have to purdy up the hawk?
Depends. If I want it to stay bright, I dye it about every two weeks (same as when I shave the hair down). If I can't find/afford/be arsed to go buy dye and I run out, I let it fade away almost gone (as seen in this picture from a day or two before I dyed it blue).
what about the sides, how often do you have to trim?
i only ask cuz we have basically the same hair, except for all of my awesome. i have to buzz the back n'sides like every 8 days, or i go insaner.
Ha ha, rob has a lesbian haircut and admits it!
Fag!
I want a lesbian haircut
what about the sides, how often do you have to trim?
i only ask cuz we have basically the same hair, except for all of my awesome. i have to buzz the back n'sides like every 8 days, or i go insaner.
I get a haricut once a week.
8 days? Once a week? I haven't gotten a haircut since January!
I get a haricut once a week.
Which one?
Snarf gets a haircut once a lifetime!
Which is still more times than he will ever get laid!
I haven't gotten a haircut in almost ten years. I just shave it every couple days.
Yeah, me too rex. It's called being bald...
what about the sides, how often do you have to trim?
i only ask cuz we have basically the same hair, except for all of my awesome. i have to buzz the back n'sides like every 8 days, or i go insaner.
I dye it about every two weeks (same as when I shave the hair down).
I need to find my 1/8" buzzer guard so I can just do it once a week. I hate letting it get so long (usually wait 'till it's about 1/2-3/4"), but I also hate it so damn close to the scalp. As a fatarse, having a totally shaved head just makes my fat face stand out too much.
Yeah, me too rex. It's called being bald...
The last time I grew my hair out even a little bit one of my nephews asked me why I only shaved parts of my head. I hate that little kid sometimes.
Strictly speaking, shaving your head is having a hair cut.
The lil blades in your clippers or even a razor, cut hair!
If we are only classifying using scissors, then I aint had a hair cut in probably two years or so!
I haven't bought shampoo since I was 20. Almost 5 years now. If I need to wash it with soap (like, to get bleach out or something), I'll just use bodywash.
I think, Nowhereman, that Rex is saying he hasn't paid another person to cut his hair.
That's what I was saying. Nowie has trouble with real english sometimes.
I, fo one, never learned to read the Blame Germans.
Where did you specify paying for a haircut?
Since when are all haircuts paid for?
Try learning to use the English language, then people might have a chance of understanding you!
Nowhereman, you're a crack.
Incidently, you came up in a conversation wqith Kwink on Sunday. She imagines you will eventually meet your death when your DVDs crash down on top of you, buried alive.
That joke was made ages ago, by reax I believe!
Yeah, but this time Kwink said it. You know she didn't get it from Rex because Rex posts here and Kwink does not.
I can see how you might make that mistake, what with the penis in the nose and all...
pic for a meme where you shake yer head and snap a photo of it
pic for a meme where you shake yer head and snap a photo of it
I can see how you might make that mistake, what with the penis in the nose and all...
btw, the penis coming out of my nose is a jelly severed finger. I put it in to make my nephew laugh, then ate it for the same reason.
You bastid cunt.
'Twas Groucho?
Dammit! I always get SO excited when I see that Sneaky has made a post in the "womens... show yourself!" thread!
Then...I see it's only a text response.
And I get sad again.
I sent Uschi a PM of my cunt, maybe she'll share it later.
No way, dude. Thst is ALL mine.
No way, dude. Thst is ALL mine.
Utchee STAR!
No way, dude. Thst is ALL mine.
Did you scan it with the virus software?
No way, dude. Thst is ALL mine.
That's a selfish and hurtful thing to say, Uschi...
he wants to put his point into you vaginny!!!
The assembly formally recognizes The Cunt from Kent!
The assembly formally recognizes The Cunt from Kent!
Cunt Kent? Superpoof?
I just hate you...so much!
I just hate you...so much!
yes
I'm sorry Mxy. We're going to have to suspend you for a few days. Please turn in your security pass and badge at the front desk. Thank you.
If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards!
If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would have farted!
Well, I didn't say a word! You musta got yer asshole and your fingers mixed up, 'cause what you're writing is shit!
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
Did you get a free flea dip with that haircut?
Did you get a paper bag with yours?
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
At least I brought the shovel. You just kvetch and kvetch...
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
So I kinda got hired as a substitute teacher, a moonlighting position at a local trade school for medical shit (pharm tech).
They want me to grow out my hair.
It's been about a month + since I ought to have last cut it (so, a month and a half since I *did* last cut it).
re-growing after a panic/frustration shave...
re-growing after a panic/frustration shave...
Yes, but all we see in this is one of your usual attention-whore hairstyles, where are these so-called "panic/frustration" shaven pubes?
P.S.: I remain wounded from your dropping me as a MySpace friend. If there's any way I can become once again "extreme" enough to stand among your online social networking chums, please let me know. ...Because your mother and I have tried every depraved thing we know to gain admission, dear "Peaches".
Peaches? MySpace friend? I don't think Silky did his homework this time.
He used to be reasonably funny, but his last few posts have really been weak.
Kind of drunk and stoned here...
DOCTOR WHO RAWK!!
Last December, at a bar with some friends...
Photoshoppy!
Hawkeye, Hot Lips, and Trapper John from M*A*S*H, last Halloween party (the role of Trapper played by the poster known as Cross)...
You're the manliest looking woman I've ever seen.
I try, sweetheart...
Pro got his hands on the stickiest of the icky. That's why he's posting in the Women's thread.
Hey, is the chick who's dressed as Hot Lips available?
S'okay, I don't mind blonds.
...so, is she available?
lmfao!!!
She sends a virtual high-five to you, though, over the Yankees getting their ass handed to them...
I've already called dibs on her and her brownie recipe.
I've already called dibs on her and her brownie recipe.
If she's married to Pro I think we can all guess what's in her brownie recipe.
That's funny because pro smokes pot.
I've already called dibs on her and her brownie recipe.
If she's married to Pro I think we all guess what's in her brownie recipe.
Yes, it's a little something called... love.
You're the manliest looking woman I've ever seen.
GODDAMNIT I POST HERE TOO!
I knew that was gonna get a reaction out of you.
I've already called dibs on her and her brownie recipe.
Her brownie recipe dies with me!
(And no, G-Man, she runs marathons, is a health freak, etc. She puts nothing special in her brownies.....except, as Doc said, love...
)
You're the manliest looking woman I've ever seen.
GODDAMNIT I POST HERE TOO!
Don't worry, between us you're still the hot one, Uschi...
Yeah totally cute
Yeah totally cute
And you posted a picture of your latest protegee...why?
I like how the teeth are so filthy that they kinda look like three giant teeth. That's SKILLED filthy.
Yeah totally cute
Wow! Someone's got the claws out lately...
Oh, she's just mad 'cause I can do simple algebra that she can't... even though she teaches algebra.
I've already called dibs on her and her brownie recipe.
Her brownie recipe dies with me!
(And no, G-Man, she runs marathons, is a health freak, etc. She puts nothing special in her brownies.....except, as Doc said, love...
)
I put my love into brownies once.
I've already called dibs on her and her brownie recipe.
Her brownie recipe dies with me!
(And no, G-Man, she runs marathons, is a health freak, etc. She puts nothing special in her brownies.....except, as Doc said, love...
)
I put my love into brownies once.
And Balloon Knot ate the entire pan.
Someone should explain the difference between the men show yourself thread, and the women show yourself thread.
I can see how Pro got confused seeing as Uschi was the last to post pics of herself!
Yeah... you're slipping, Dude. Reax got that joke before you.
To be fair, he is on welshie time.
SHUT the FUCK UP! You're out of your element, Reax!
To be fair, I was skipping through pictures of a shrivelled bald man as quick as possible, so I didnt really look at any of the posts afterwards!
......"shrivelled"?
Actually, to be honest, in just the past couple of years I've started looking my age. I had a baby-face most of my life. Time catches up to everyone, I guess...
I had a baby face, too, but I sold it on eBay.
Your Reserve Bid was too high...
Now you am just left with the baby penis.
Its useful for research purposes.
-Pete Townshend
Now you am just left with the baby penis.
Wha?!! WHY YOU!!!!
LLLOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His name is Robert Paulson!
And he wonders why I say Trek is for gays!
And he wonders why I say Trek is for gays!
I always just assumed you said it, stating a fact.
You know its a fact, I know its a fact, but Pro has been living in denial.
His post just proves the fact even more.
"Make it so, Cuntbag One!"
Why isnt there an smillie for the word cunt?
NNTTT!!!
I asked that cunt, Rob, to make one ages ago.
Fucking cunt!
NNTTT!!!
LOL!!!
Why isnt there an smillie for the word cunt?
What about Elsia's avatar?
smiley cunt, not smelly cunt.
Okay, time to get a little emo for a moment. Simple fact is I love my girlfriend. We've been together for awhile now and I'm still loving every minute of it. We met when I was at the lowest point in my life. I was unceremoniously dumped by my ex. I lost my job. I lost my place. I lost everything. Our first date was paid for by selling what was left of my shit (comics, cds, dvds, video games). Still, despite the fact that my life was a good case for socialist and other wackos to prove the capitalism and the American Way are failed philosophies, she thought this guy who looked like life was just taking a giant shit on him was--at least--pretty cute and worth giving a shot. It wasn't easy winning her over, but I think that is all part of why I love her. I had to earn her. After awhile of feeling like a sack of shit every time I cashed an unemployment check (I honestly just quit calling in my claim because of how degrading it made me feel. The hunger pangs took on a symbolism, I guess, of how I was hungry for the good life again.), I finally got the rather unglamorous job of a fry cook. Still, it was a check and a start in the right direction. Soon, I had a room in a dirty room in a dirty house with a couple of other degenerates. And, I was winning over her. Eventually, the owner of the restaurant saw that I was more than a fry cook. And, I got promoted to shift manager. I started making more money. I was able to take her out on better dates than McDonald's. It wasn't long until I was moved up to manager. Better money. After a year and a half, I got out of that shit hole house and got my own place again...with her. I started going to corporate conferences. I've made friends and have drinks with the founders of a thirty million dollar company and am now being groomed for the move to corporate. The American Way works. The American Dream is alive. I may not be able to convey that effectively through words all the time. I may only be able to say that those who think otherwise are just a bunch of commie pinkos, idiots, and "progressive" douchbags. But, I've lived The Dream and it is very fucking cool.
Which brings me back to why I love my girlfriend. Like living The Dream, she didn't make it easy. I had to work for her. I had to earn her love. But, it was worth it and I've earned her love and so much more in only the course of a few years.
God bless America and God bless Knitwit!
Makeshit faux-Country Cutie:
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/3557871050_8749c346d2.jpg?v=0[/img]
Motley Crue Night:
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2463/3557075321_35e877e9f0.jpg?v=0[/img]
I'd post more but I had to promise not to post the ones showing too much skin.
Motley Crue Night:
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2463/3557075321_35e877e9f0.jpg?v=0[/img]
well played iggy.
She's hotness, Iggy!
I hear you, brother. There's nothing like a good woman who contributes to your life in a positive way. So many people get held down by vapid, needy drama-queens. And they take it because they don't believe they can do any better. I'm glad to hear you're in a healthy relationship.
Thanks. She is a hottie. And, agreed on the drama queens. Knitwit, however, is a dream. What got me hooked on her was how down-to-earth and demure she was. She had an aura of wholesomeness that I found endearing. And, lucky me, I find out that under it all she's a closet freak!
Makeshit faux-Country Cutie:
Motley Crue Night:
I'd post more but I had to promise not to post the ones showing too much skin.
I'd post more but I had to promise not to post the ones showing too much skin.
There is no such thing as "too much skin"!
You should tell her that!
maybe there is. The best course of action is to just send all of the pics to my PM inbox, and I will just describe the pics for the rest of the posters.
Pucker Up, Drunky!
Comfort is Athletic Socks:
Take out the ?v=0 and the photos will show.
Welcome. But you left the ?.
At least, I'm not a virgin!
No, your answer was sposed to be "Stop picking on me!"
Stop picking on me! All the girls that turned me down in life have hurt me enough already!
Heh. Loved that scene. I always thought Rick Mayall was awesome, even in Shock Treatment and Drop Dead Fred.
I like to consider that as Snarf (Rik) and myself (Vyvyan), and our history on these boards in video form!
Agreed, save for the part that Snarf couldn't put up quite as much of a fight.
Well it is a work of fiction, something Snarf has trouble grasping the concept of!
READ a novella, theres a difference!
I like to consider that as Snarf (Rik) and myself (Vyvyan), and our history on these boards in video form!
lmfao!!
Awesome pic!
She's smoking!
What are you, retarded? She has no cigarette!
I'M THE GODDAMN BATMETHEUS!!!
I like the contrast between the hot wife and the shelf full of action figures.
darkknight25 content User 25+ posts 2 minutes 56 seconds ago Reading a post
Forum: Women
Thread: womens... show yourself!
Fuck, I want more attention. So here, out of the secret forum.
Have you lost weight? You look good!
I have actually, thanks! Changed up the diet/exercise thing back in November.
It totally shows! Just don't lose the rockin' tits!
I have actually, thanks! Changed up the diet/exercise thing back in November.
You shaved your chest, I'm impressed!
I have actually, thanks! Changed up the diet/exercise thing back in November.
You shaved your chest, I'm impressed!
Don't be silly, that wasn't a razor, I got waxed!
It totally shows! Just don't lose the rockin' tits!
Thanks, dude! That is excellent attention! No wonder you're one of the married ones!
Motley Crue Night:
It's going to be bitch flambe' night if you plug anymore shit into those two sockets.
Damn! You got a fox, Pro.
I'm with you on the natural thing. Unfortunately, the Knitwit always ducks for cover when I try to catch her unprepared. On the other hand, she probably has millions of pictures of me looking my stupidest just waking up in the morning.
I like how Pro adds color to Superman to draw your eyes away from a woman.
He'll make a nice man a good wife one day.
Homo.
I like how Pro adds color to Superman to draw your eyes away from a woman.
He'll make a nice man a good wife one day.
Homo.
Sorry, Pro, that was a good one.
Damn! You got a fox, Pro.
I'm with you on the natural thing. Unfortunately, the Knitwit always ducks for cover when I try to catch her unprepared. On the other hand, she probably has millions of pictures of me looking my stupidest just waking up in the morning.
You stay away from my future sweet baby, Iggy. You stick with your KnitWit (who, I must say, is a damn fine piece of ladyness).
I like how Pro adds color to Superman to draw your eyes away from a woman.
He'll make a nice man a good wife one day.
Homo.
Sorry, Pro, that was a good one.
KAL-EL KEEPS ME WARM AT NIGHT!!
Thank you, Joe. And, I'll stay away. Knitwit is plenty enough to keep my hands full and my time occupied, if you know what I mean.
BTW, did you ever get married, or what?
BTW, did you ever get married, or what?
Who are you asking?
BTW, did you ever get married, or what?
Guessing this is directed at me. No, we haven't tied the knot yet. We had a good long talk about it and decided to hold off for awhile. Honestly, we think we are just as happy together now as we would be if we got hitched. We had a
long talk about the concept of marriage in the twenty-first century and state interference in a private/religious institution and, decided that we'd rather stand on principle (however right or wrong said principle may be) and refrain from taking part in something we find so abhorrent in its current form than to do it because of state and societal pressures. As far as a solemn vow between the two of us, been there and done that.
Cross-posting is fun!
I like the fact that you two have a personal ideology that allows you to keep your stuff if you break up. Smart!!
Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit.
Congrats
Martin Sheckland!
Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother?
Cross-posting is fun!
I like the fact that you two have a personal ideology that allows you to keep your stuff if you break up. Smart!!
We figure that statistically, considering the numbers of divorces in our families, our chances are nil of ever succeeding anyway. So, we might as well say fuck it and enjoy the ride. Whether it ends in six months or sixty years, it will be fun either way!
Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit.
Congrats, Joe.
Congrats
Martin Sheckland!
Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother?
Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit.
Congrats, Joe.
Why are you two congratulating me? She'll be entitled to half my cool stuff!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seriously, thanks. But no, there'll be no pictures of Mrs. Martin Scheckland (
) posted here. I'm not feeding the chronic masturbators and permanent virgins.
Congrats
Martin Sheckland!
Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother?
Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit.
Congrats, Joe.
Why are you two congratulating me? She'll be entitled to half my cool stuff!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seriously, thanks. But no, there'll be no pictures of Mrs. Martin Scheckland (
) posted here. I'm not feeding the chronic masturbators and permanent virgins.
Knit just figured she was neither cottony nor manly enough for Rex or Snarf, respectively.
Congrats
Martin Sheckland!
Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother?
Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit.
Congrats, Joe.
Why are you two congratulating me? She'll be entitled to half my cool stuff!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seriously, thanks. But no, there'll be no pictures of Mrs. Martin Scheckland (
) posted here. I'm not feeding the chronic masturbators and permanent virgins.
None of us wanna masturbate over Ms. Barr....cept maybe Sammitch!
Congrats
Martin Sheckland!
Got any pics of the future Josephine Mother?
Not yet, but it looks like, by the end of June, my gal will be able to take half my shit.
Congrats, Joe.
Why are you two congratulating me? She'll be entitled to half my cool stuff!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seriously, thanks. But no, there'll be no pictures of Mrs. Martin Scheckland (
) posted here. I'm not feeding the chronic masturbators and permanent virgins.
None of us wanna masturbate over Ms. Barr....cept maybe Sammitch!
So you're saying, in your case, it isn't a choice but a compulsion. Gotcha.
Nah, I never masturbated over her.
I'd never do that to your wife to be, especially when its someone who would look at me like I was a meal!
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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nope, not the sacred heart bollocks. nice try tho.
AWE-SOME tat, Ooosh!
That's tight, Sons of Anarchy-style. Me likey.
zomg its that bitch that wants me to eat the shit pusher yogurt.
