Tabloid-staple Nadya Suleman (also known as "Octomom") has made headlines again — but at least it's not because she plans to have another child.

The 36-year-old is featured in a racy photo spread for a British magazine, Closer . In the story, Suleman flaunts her post-babies body, and claims she has no interest in dating men until her octuplets are 18 years old.

"I've been celibate for 13 years... I've only ever slept with two men," she says. "I get way too much male attention, but I won't date until the octuplets are 18 — I live for them now," she insists.

Suleman first gained international attention in 2009 after giving birth to octuplets via IVF — despite the fact that she already had six other children (from five pregnancies) and was struggling to make ends meet.

She insists that even after giving birth to 14 children, she doesn't need to work to maintain her figure. "I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids — I don't know how I did it," Suleman told the magazine.

"I eat like a horse, don't count calories and have never owned a set of scales. I gained an entire human when I was pregnant with the octuplets... but, two months later, I was a size 8 again. Now, I never weigh myself."

"Vagina???"