National Review

• Super Bowl week and fans are flocking to stores to update their entertainment systems with flat screen TVs to watch the big game. But under new anti-global warming rules due to take effect this summer, they may soon find the shelves empty. California regulators want to ban the sale of plasma televisions because of their high energy use.

California sucks.

Fucking hippies.

Hopefully the next quake they have will dump 'em in the ocean.

Theres also the (inferior) LCD tvs.

I thought LCDs consume less power than plasma and CRTs?

If flat screens are outlawed, only outlaws will screen flat.

Once yo screen flat you can never go back.

QFT!

They do, but they dont have as good picture quality, hence them being inferior!

Jeremy's agreeing with me. That must mean he wants to be friends. well I...HOLLY SHIT!! Don't you even think about trying to steal my cock!! I SWEAR TO TO GOD I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT AND I WILL HIT YOU UPSDE THE FUCKING HEAD IF YOU EVEN LOOK LIKE YOUR GONNA STEAL MY COCK!!!

Jeremy is an expert cockstealer. You need to upgrade your defenses to two baseball bats, or a baseball bat with a nail in it.

yeah but jeremys can only steal your cock if you invite them inside. otherwise they'll just float outside your window and rub their fingers on the glass.

and his sphincter.