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Posted By: PrincessElisa I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:05 AM
YEAH!!!!!!! An old friend of mine called me up and wants me to be his date! He's nominated for Homecoming King at the college I just graduated from and graduates this May (he wants to teach secondary ed too in history). Anyways I'm excited...I haven't had a date especially to a semi-formal in what seems like three years ?!?

Now I have to some how calm down my excitement to sleep.......so not possible ;p
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:08 AM
1) Don't put out.

2) Don't drink anything he gives.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:10 AM
forget what pariah said. Well, not entirely, but bump 'em down a notch.

1. don't shave your legs.
Posted By: Fused Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:11 AM
My advice is to take what Pariah has just said, and to do the opposite.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:12 AM
If he dumps a bunch of blood on you kill everyone in the room.........with your mind!
Posted By: rex Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:13 AM
Don't take advice from a bunch of sex deprived message board posters.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:14 AM
that's good advice !
Posted By: Fused Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:14 AM
Jaburg's right. Theyre all gonna laugh at you!
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:15 AM
You must kill John Travolta!
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:18 AM
LOL well considering it's a Baptist college and the guy's never tried anything on me before I should be alright!

LOL @ UG...that's funny! I always felt bad for poor Cassi too!

And Rexy I was too excited......had to post it somewhere ;p I"ll get to see all my old college buds and have a fun night dancing with one of my closest friends! It'll be a blast..and I'll post pics when I get them....its not until November 20 though!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:19 AM
UG? uJ?
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:19 AM
Her name was Carrie. And she killed people................................................with her mind!
Posted By: rex Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:20 AM
Quote:

Uschi said:
UG? uJ?




You forgot to log into your sneaky bunny id.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:21 AM
she keeps refering to burg as UG. makes zero sense.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:21 AM
How the fuck do you pronounce my goddamn screen name anyhow???
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:22 AM
jay-burg like short for Jake Burgess?
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:23 AM
Ultimate jaburgG
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:23 AM
like a jay bird misspelled?
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:23 AM
Awwwwwww SORRY UJ grr my apologies! I prounounce it Ul_ti_mate Jay_burg got it now *pinky promise*
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:23 AM
Quote:

Uschi said:
she keeps refering to burg as UG. makes zero sense.



Well, the first letter in his name is U and the last letter is G, so, yeah, it makes no sense.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:24 AM
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Pariah said:
Ultimate jaburgG




In that logic it SHOULD be Ultimatejaburg53

U3
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:24 AM
Ohhhhhh that's where that came from *gotcha!* Sorry U3..anyways I'm off to bed
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:25 AM
Quote:

Pariah said:
Ultimate jaburgG



i'd be pissed you got it out before me if it wasn't for the fact that you misspelled his name.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:25 AM
Quote:

Uschi said:
jay-burg like short for Jake Burgess?




Yea, me too.

And Breyfogle.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:25 AM
Quote:

Pariah said:
Ultimate jaburgG




Ultimate Jaburg actually.not jaburgG
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:26 AM
Quote:

Wednesday said:
Quote:

Pariah said:
Ultimate jaburgG



i'd be pissed you got it out before me if it wasn't for the fact that you misspelled his name.




Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:26 AM
Quote:

Uschi said:
Quote:

Pariah said:
Ultimate jaburgG




Ultimate Jaburg actually.not jaburgG




Wednesday pointed it out before you, so
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:26 AM
Quote:

Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Quote:

Uschi said:
jay-burg like short for Jake Burgess?




Yea, me too.

And Breyfogle.




NORM Breyfogle? He knows your name? You should be CANNONIZED!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:28 AM
Quote:

Pariah said:
Quote:

Uschi said:
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Pariah said:
Ultimate jaburgG




Ultimate Jaburg actually.not jaburgG




Wednesday pointed it out before you, so




la-di-fuckin-da
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:29 AM
Geez, someone posts a thread about getting a date and it's already a page long... or summ'n.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:30 AM
Wut chu talkin' bout Wednesday!?
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:31 AM
okay... a page and a half.
Posted By: rex Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:32 AM
Quote:

Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
How the fuck do you pronounce my goddamn screen name anyhow???




buttmunch
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:33 AM
Later....
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:37 AM
Hey, man, thanks for coming.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:41 AM
Thank you for stopping the tank.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:44 AM
Nothing a well-trained hamster couldn't fix.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 8:45 AM
With it's mind?
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 3:17 PM
No. Not with his mind...

You see, he was a very little hamster... with a very big heart.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 3:23 PM
Tiddly-winks!!
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 5:23 PM
Yeah considering most of it was talkin bout UJ's name :P
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-11 11:55 PM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
LOL well considering it's a Baptist college and the guy's never tried anything on me before I should be alright!




Yeah...that's what I thought before I went to a formal dinner/dance with a female "friend" of mine. Then I got in the limo and she chloroformed me. Next thing I know, I'm coming to, sore, and drooling in my Italian Wedding soup. Then she got me again on the dance-floor. I don't know what she did to me while I was out, but when I woke up my whole body was sore and I was turning tricks in a Thai brothel. It was two years before I could buy my freedom from my captors. Fortunately, they'd turned on my friend and killed her. They were kind enough to show me the pigs they'd fed her to before I left.

Actually...now that I think of it, that wasn't me. That's the "prank" I played on Nowhereman. Never mind.

I guess what I'm saying, Princess, is to bring mace. The chemical spray, not the medeival weapon (which'd be a bit conspicuous).
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 12:38 AM
Thanks for the advice Joe. I might take ya up on that
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 12:45 AM
Attending a Baptist College is definitely not a means of birth control -- unwed pregnancies in Christian colleges are almost as high as in secular colleges.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 12:52 AM
Quote:

Joe Mama said:
They were kind enough to show me the pigs they'd fed her to before I left.



Well, that was very nice of them. I hope you remembered to leave a sizeable tip before you left.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 1:12 AM
I'm glad you have such high faith in me TT :P I didn't work on purity my whole life to blow it all in one night. Plus he's a good guy and we're going with a group so there's nothing to worry about! Joe's post is wilder than any Baptist sponsored event I'll be going to :P
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 1:16 AM
thai brothels are pretty tame, actually.

not that i know from personal experience, mind you. a friend of a friend told me his cousin went to one once and just looked inside .

yes.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 3:05 AM
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PrincessElisa said:
I'm glad you have such high faith in me TT :P I didn't work on purity my whole life to blow it all in one night. Plus he's a good guy and we're going with a group so there's nothing to worry about! Joe's post is wilder than any Baptist sponsored event I'll be going to :P






Sorry, I didn't mean to say that YOU were going to do anything you didn't plan on doing, I was just making more of a general "sad but true" statement. I've seen too many friends and acquaintances who are followers of Christ end up getting pregnant or getting their girlfriends pregnant. The temptations are always there.

BTW, have you ever checked out Don Raunikar's Choosing God's Best or Joshua Harris' I Kissed Dating Goodbye? They're basically promoting the concept of Christian courtship as opposed to dating. They're not for me, but you might find them useful.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 3:15 AM
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!JOSH HARRIS IS SOO COOL! And he's cute to boot even if he is married ;p My dad insisted both of his girls read the,"I kissed dating goodbye" book. My sister didn't like it but I LOVED IT! He was a fabulous writer, in fact my sister bought the next one he and his wife wrote. Tragically...she gave it to a friend before I could read it! I'll definately have to check out Don's book (cuz I havent yet), I just always liked the story of Ruth in the Bible ya know? If God can bring those two together (not to mention Isaac and Rebekah's awesome love story) then why can't he bring me to whomever I'm supposed to be with? That's what Ive always thought anyways...

And don't worry bout me......I'm free, white, 25, and can defend myself pretty well just in case ;p
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 5:15 AM
My date thread is cooler than ya'lls :P
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 5:45 AM
He turned out to be Uschi and you guys made out and explored each other's bodies with passion unknown to men?
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 6:54 AM
EWWWWWWWW, no my date's name is Justin and I don't cyber date so it'd never happen w/ Uschi Plus I don't believe in making out so it'd never get that far with Justin either!
Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 7:00 AM
Quote:

I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!




Lucky you. I only grow figs.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 7:01 AM
Quote:

Dabney Donovan said:
Quote:

I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!




Lucky you. I only grow figs.




...unoriginal bastard...
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 7:03 AM
I know I know.......you were the creative genius behind it first
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 7:12 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Plus I don't believe in making out so it'd never get that far with Justin either!




"Don't believe in making out" on the first few dates, or any physical romantic contact in general?
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 7:32 AM
Romantic Contact in general is not a bad thing. Only when it's led passed the boundaries i.e. excessive kissing, petting, making out, does it become a bad thing and in my view sinful. So I've made the choice not to ever! My sister has done so several times and she comes back feeling shamed and abused.

My heartfealt belief is that all intimate contact between a man and a woman is to be held strictly in the sacred bonds of marriage (by intimate see i.e. above). This of course is because I believe in the authority of the Bible to set guidelines in relationships: 1 Peter 4 for example, "for we have spent enough of our past lifetime in doing the will of the Gentiles when we walked in lewdness, lusts, drunkeness, revelries, orgies, and abominable idolatries. Therefore since Christ suffered for us in the flesh, arm yourselves also with the same mind, for he who has suffered in the flesh has ceased from sin, that he should no longer spend the rest of his time in the flesh for the lusts of men, but for the will of God."
Posted By: winged creature Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 7:52 AM
but how can u get married if u dont get close to someone??
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 8:10 AM
Don't be ridiculous WC.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 10:11 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
EWWWWWWWW, no it'd never happen w/ Uschi




Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 12:37 PM
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Uschi said:
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
EWWWWWWWW, no it'd never happen w/ Uschi









You dyke.
Posted By: Steve T Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 12:56 PM
Ah bless.
C'mere Uschi, let me make it all better little girl (Nyah ha ha!)
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 5:44 PM
I didnt mean it as a slam Uschi...I just can't imagine getting into a relationship with anyone, much less someone off the net. I'm sure you are a great guy in real life though

As for winged, just b/c you don't get involved sexually with someone in a relationship doesn't mean you dont get close. My parents made it through choosing not to have sex till after they got married and have been together 30 something years. My grandparents didnt even kiss till their wedding day and were married till my grandfather died. So they were married pretty happily for 59 years!
Posted By: Steve T Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 5:49 PM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I didnt mean it as a slam Uschi... I'm sure you are a great guy in real life though




Heh heh. Uschi is girl. something ver ungodly was being suggested.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 9:09 PM
Double ewwww! That is gross *yuck*!!! Even the thought is enough to ruin the rest of my day!
Posted By: winged creature Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 9:41 PM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I didnt mean it as a slam Uschi...I just can't imagine getting into a relationship with anyone, much less someone off the net. I'm sure you are a great guy in real life though

As for winged, just b/c you don't get involved sexually with someone in a relationship doesn't mean you dont get close. My parents made it through choosing not to have sex till after they got married and have been together 30 something years. My grandparents didnt even kiss till their wedding day and were married till my grandfather died. So they were married pretty happily for 59 years!




im not talking about anything sexual, but i mean if u dont get even the minimal amount of intimacy ie small amounts of kissing and hugging isnt it hard to solidify a relationship. If your not gonna kiss, your gonna have to find one saint of a guy.
Posted By: Frank Burns Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-12 10:26 PM
San Quentin, you've been livin' hell to me
You've hosted me since nineteen sixty three
I've seen 'em come and go and I've seen them die
And long ago I stopped askin' why

San Quentin, I hate every inch of you.
You've cut me and have scarred me thru an' thru.
And I'll walk out a wiser weaker man;
Mister Congressman why can't you understand.

San Quentin, what good do you think you do?
Do you think I'll be different when you're through?
You bent my heart and mind and you may my soul,
And your stone walls turn my blood a little cold.

San Quentin, may you rot and burn in hell.
May your walls fall and may I live to tell.
May all the world forget you ever stood.
And may all the world regret you did no good.

San Quentin, you've been livin' hell to me.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 12:14 AM
Elisa, have you met my friend Brian A. Ortiz?
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 12:54 AM
Whose Brian Ortiz? Does brian=rexy?
Posted By: rex Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 1:34 AM
No
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Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 3:56 AM
Here's a picture of my dress only instead of white its purple. And it has purple diamond thingies instead of white)!! And I have to get it altered because I'm 5'2" and the dress was made for a 5'4"!! I'm excited anyways! It was the third thing I tried on and everything.

Posted By: ROY BATTY Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 4:23 AM
I want a date with Son of Myx.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 5:23 AM
Aren't you his great uncle or something? I forget. Family threads can be confusing.

Quote:

Balloonknot said:I think you pronounce it as asshole




That was mean.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 7:22 AM
awwwww poor mister! All of us are just tired at the end of the week. I get kinda cranky as Friday wears on anyways
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:32 AM
How do you get cranky on FRIDAY??? It's the weekend! Now, me, I get cranky on Tuesdays. Too far to go 'till the next weekend, and the buzz from last weekend is gone. Fuck Tuesdays! Tuesdays SUCK!!!
Posted By: Jeremy Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:36 AM
Quote:

Joe Mama said:
How do you get cranky on FRIDAY???




I could answer that but I'm not a girl.

No offense Princess.
Posted By: rex Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:37 AM
Everydays friday when you're unemployed.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:38 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I didnt mean it as a slam Uschi...I just can't imagine getting into a relationship with anyone, much less someone off the net. I'm sure you are a great guy in real life though




HA ha ha ha ha ha! Yes, I'm a great guy!
Posted By: Jeremy Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:39 AM
I'm hungry
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:40 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Double ewwww! That is gross *yuck*!!! Even the thought is enough to ruin the rest of my day!




Hee hee... you still take stuff seriously then?

I'm really an old lady with a sloth. Slothy is all the lovin' I need. It was a joke, sweetheart. Slothy gives it niiicee and sloowww....
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:43 AM
Quote:

ROY BATTY said:
I want a date with Son of Myx.




I'm already dating Son of Mxy.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:43 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
My parents made it through choosing not to have sex till after they got married and have been together 30 something years.




My parents got divorced last February. After 34 years. After remaining celebate until marriage (or so they say and I really don't want to press the issue).
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:45 AM
Why'd you bring it up then?
Posted By: ZOD Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:46 AM
Someone dares unlock the chastity of the fair Uschit? NO! Evil spawn more evil than ZOD himself! ZOD can not allow this!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:46 AM
(meaning I don't want to talk to my parents about their sexual habits but they still have their claims and offer no reason to disbelieve and just got divorced after 34 years)
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 9:50 AM
Ooooookkkkaaaaayyyyyyy!!
Posted By: mimic Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 10:20 AM
Ooooookkkkaaaaayyyyyyy!!
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 10:35 AM
Awwwwwwwww poor Uschi! Yeah I took it seriously but I always figured you were a guy And sorry bout your parents...mine have been seperated a few times but always seemingly got back together.

I bet you were saying all that to geto me to sleep with you right j/k. I still don't feel right about it-the whole making out thing in general.

And as for Justin, he called me tonight (not three hours later hangs up ;p)and the formal event has dancing and everything! Then we're all changing clothes and going bowling which will be a challenge.....maybe I"ll just be a cheerleader that night ;p
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 10:36 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Awwwwwwwww poor Uschi! Yeah I took it seriously but I always figured you were a guy And sorry bout your parents...mine have been seperated a few times but always seemingly got back together.




Actually no. You knew she was a girl the whole time and you're a closet lesbian.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 12:33 PM
The RKMBs: 9/10ths fiction.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 7:18 PM
get some k-y
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 8:02 PM
Pariah I liked your other pic...looked lest freaky. And I give up on Uschi's sex anyways. It doesnt make a differnece in my real life at all.

And I would never be homosexual.....read Romans 1. I don't ever want it said of me, "then God gave them over to their shameful lusts" as a legacy to the people I know. I"d rather be known when I die as someone who served the Lord wholeheartedly!
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 8:14 PM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Whose Brian Ortiz? Does brian=rexy?




Quote:

rex said:
No




Yes.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-13 8:23 PM
On the first date, Brian A. Ortiz would be a perfect gentleman. He would buy your movie ticket and your popcorn. He would never interrupt your movie watching experience with side comments or loud candy munching. He would respect you and your space, staying at least five feet away from you at all times.

On the fifth date, Brian A. Ortiz would finally throw away doubt, approach you, and shake your hand. Not too soft to make a connection, but not too hard either--he'd never want to intimidate you.

On the twentieth date Brian A. Ortiz would lean forward for a kiss, but, quickly realizing his mistake, Brian A. Ortiz would retract, his eyes welling up with tears. He would excuse himself, but you would know his passion by the increased firmness of his good-bye handshake.

Ten years later, when Brian A. Ortiz finally felt like he knew you, he would finally wipe the sweat off his brow and kiss you... on the cheek. Finally broken free from the chains of his unreleased love, Brian A. Ortiz would ask you with broken voice to marry him.

Brian A. Ortiz is a man of REAL moral values.
Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 2:30 AM
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The Time Trust said:
Quote:

Dabney Donovan said:
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I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!




Lucky you. I only grow figs.




...unoriginal bastard...




I was going to start my own collection of talking sex toys and take pictures, but you also beat me to that original idea.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 2:35 AM
Why would you take pictures of talking sex toys?

I mean, it seems like a waste of good audio.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 2:49 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Pariah I liked your other pic...looked lest freaky. And I give up on Uschi's sex anyways. It doesnt make a differnece in my real life at all.




Good girl!

Quote:

And I would never be homosexual.....read Romans 1. I don't ever want it said of me, "then God gave them over to their shameful lusts" as a legacy to the people I know. I"d rather be known when I die as someone who served the Lord wholeheartedly!




Don't be hatin' gays. They are proven to exist whereas god is not. Besides, it's been 'proven' (read: there have been extensive tests by different groups relating the same correlations) that homosexuality is caused by the shape and nature of the brain. Just like being right or left handed. Or ambidexterous. If homosexuality is a shameful lust, so is any person who ever has a sexual desire. Damn that God's a mean one!
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 3:24 AM
Quote:

Dabney Donovan said:
Quote:

The Time Trust said:
Quote:

Dabney Donovan said:
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I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!!




Lucky you. I only grow figs.




...unoriginal bastard...




I was going to start my own collection of talking sex toys and take pictures, but you also beat me to that original idea.




I'm doing the marketing research for them right now!
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 10:19 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Pariah I liked your other pic...looked lest freaky. And I give up on Uschi's sex anyways. It doesnt make a differnece in my real life at all.

And I would never be homosexual.....read Romans 1. I don't ever want it said of me, "then God gave them over to their shameful lusts" as a legacy to the people I know. I"d rather be known when I die as someone who served the Lord wholeheartedly!




......Either you have one of the best techniques at countering my one liners or you're being serious.....Anyway, it was joke says one Christian to a another.

And a Balent portrait of Joker is infinitely better than Timm's.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 10:20 AM
Quote:

Uschi said:
Don't be hatin' gays. They are proven to exist whereas god is not. Besides, it's been 'proven' (read: there have been extensive tests by different groups relating the same correlations) that homosexuality is caused by the shape and nature of the brain. Just like being right or left handed. Or ambidexterous. If homosexuality is a shameful lust, so is any person who ever has a sexual desire. Damn that God's a mean one!




AND SHE'S OFF!!
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 1:02 PM
Like a shot!
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 4:21 PM
*sigh* I thought I could leave it at a cheap shot, but I just can't help but chime in a bit more.

Quote:

Uschi said:
Don't be hatin' gays.




She didna' say she hated gays.

Quote:

They are proven to exist whereas god is not.




God has not been proven not to exist.

Quote:

Besides, it's been 'proven' (read: there have been extensive tests by different groups relating the same correlations) that homosexuality is caused by the shape and nature of the brain.




No it hasn't.

Quote:

If homosexuality is a shameful lust, so is any person who ever has a sexual desire.




Statement made in ignorance of Christian beliefs. Your chosen standard is flawed.

Quote:

Damn that God's a mean one!




Now you're just bein' venomous. BAD USCHI!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 7:38 PM
"No it hasn't"

Yes it has. Since years ago when I was last taking psychology.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-14 11:01 PM
I'm waiting for the article or documentation that states this view as being accepted as fact throughout the whole of the scientific community.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 3:44 AM
*shrug* It's in my textbook.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 9:42 AM
That's a great case you make gorgeous.
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 10:14 AM
errrr....
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 10:16 AM
Oh, sorry. Forgot the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags.
Posted By: Anonymous Post deleted by Rob Kamphausen - 2004-11-15 6:25 PM
Posted By: Steve T Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 6:31 PM
Quote:

Pariah said:
Oh, sorry. Forgot the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags.




Here was me thinking you were shamelessly flirting with her!
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 9:48 PM
It's amazing how many people love to make that mistake.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 9:50 PM
I know I do!
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 9:51 PM
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 9:54 PM
and you're my beavis !
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 10:07 PM


Heh-Heh-Heh! Heh-Heh-Heh! Fuck you. Heh-Heh-Heh! Heh-Heh-Heh!
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 10:56 PM
No I don't hate homosexuals! Where did you get that Uschi? They deserve to be loved just like every other member of the human race.

However, that doesn't mean I approve of their conduct at all. What they are doing is morally wrong just like those who commit adultery or have sex outside of marriage. Does this mean I should hate such people? Absoltuely not! All of us are born with a sinful nature (Christianity speaking of course) and it is only through Christ freedom from such sin is obtained. Only with His help can we truly overcome!!
Posted By: SpandexMonkeyMan Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 11:00 PM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
No I don't hate homosexuals! Where did you get that Uschi? They deserve to be loved just like every other member of the human race.

However, that doesn't mean I approve of their conduct at all. What they are doing is morally wrong just like those who commit adultery or have sex outside of marriage. Does this mean I should hate such people? Absoltuely not! All of us are born with a sinful nature (Christianity speaking of course) and it is only through Christ freedom from such sin is obtained. Only with His help can we truly overcome!!




Overcome what? Now, I'm a Christian (of Anglican-protestant stock, by the way) and I don't believe that fornication (fancy term for sex outside of marriage) is wrong, unless of course it's cheating on your partner, in which case it's adultery.

Course, It's always nice to debate these ideas with someone. I'd be glad to hear your views on this subject
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-15 11:27 PM
Hey! Keep that kinda deep s**t for the Deep Thoughts forum!
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 12:09 AM
Quote:

SpandexMonkeyMan said:
Overcome what? Now, I'm a Christian (of Anglican-protestant stock, by the way) and I don't believe that fornication (fancy term for sex outside of marriage) is wrong, unless of course it's cheating on your partner, in which case it's adultery.




You can't be fully Christian and leave out rules of Christianity simply because you have a whim. Christianity does not abide pre-marital sex or sexual acts that go against the design. And simply because you're Christian (or calling yourself Christian) doesn't win you any credibility nor does it justify acts that go against what you say you stand for.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 12:09 AM
Quote:

Wednesday said:
Hey! Keep that kinda deep s**t for the Deep Thoughts forum!




I'll make sure to keep a'goin' then.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 5:55 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
No I don't hate homosexuals! Where did you get that Uschi? They deserve to be loved just like every other member of the human race.

However, that doesn't mean I approve of their conduct at all. What they are doing is morally wrong just like those who commit adultery or have sex outside of marriage. Does this mean I should hate such people? Absoltuely not! All of us are born with a sinful nature (Christianity speaking of course) and it is only through Christ freedom from such sin is obtained. Only with His help can we truly overcome!!




I got it out of my ass. I wanted to start a commotion. Didn't exactly work. At all. Exactly.

I like to think I'll wait until marriage, but somehow I think that's just me trying to make excuses as to why I never get any.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 5:55 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
No I don't hate homosexuals! Where did you get that Uschi? They deserve to be loved just like every other member of the human race.

However, that doesn't mean I approve of their conduct at all. What they are doing is morally wrong just like those who commit adultery or have sex outside of marriage. Does this mean I should hate such people? Absoltuely not! All of us are born with a sinful nature (Christianity speaking of course) and it is only through Christ freedom from such sin is obtained. Only with His help can we truly overcome!!




I got it out of my ass. I wanted to start a commotion. Didn't exactly work. At all. Exactly.

I like to think I'll wait until marriage, but somehow I think that's just me trying to make excuses as to why I never get any.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 5:55 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
No I don't hate homosexuals! Where did you get that Uschi? They deserve to be loved just like every other member of the human race.

However, that doesn't mean I approve of their conduct at all. What they are doing is morally wrong just like those who commit adultery or have sex outside of marriage. Does this mean I should hate such people? Absoltuely not! All of us are born with a sinful nature (Christianity speaking of course) and it is only through Christ freedom from such sin is obtained. Only with His help can we truly overcome!!




I got it out of my ass. I wanted to start a commotion. Didn't exactly work. At all. Exactly.

I like to think I'll wait until marriage, but somehow I think that's just me trying to make excuses as to why I never get any.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 5:55 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
No I don't hate homosexuals! Where did you get that Uschi? They deserve to be loved just like every other member of the human race.

However, that doesn't mean I approve of their conduct at all. What they are doing is morally wrong just like those who commit adultery or have sex outside of marriage. Does this mean I should hate such people? Absoltuely not! All of us are born with a sinful nature (Christianity speaking of course) and it is only through Christ freedom from such sin is obtained. Only with His help can we truly overcome!!




I got it out of my ass. I wanted to start a commotion. Didn't exactly work. At all. Exactly.

I like to think I'll wait until marriage, but somehow I think that's just me trying to make excuses as to why I never get any.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 6:25 AM
I hate my computer.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 3:14 PM
But you lust for robots.
Posted By: Steve T Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 3:18 PM
The irony is almost palpable!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 10:29 PM
Robots can move.

Computers can think.

Which would YOU lust for?
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 10:30 PM
Computers.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 10:31 PM
And that is why you are my ALT id.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 10:32 PM
Acronym-Laced Turnabout???
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 10:32 PM
Or do you mean alternate id as in psyche?
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 10:43 PM
Alternate identification.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-16 10:46 PM
Ah. So you mean psyche.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 12:24 AM
I guess you would know.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 1:27 AM
Ok your reply kinda lost me there Pariah :P I was posting in response to Uschis former view that I hated gays for some strange reason! I was tring to explain to him about how some Christians hating homosexuals is completely wrong! Thats why I brought Christianity into it but anyways!

And as for Spandex...hate to break it to ya bro but even sex between an exclusive couple is wrong. And as a Christian don't forget to check the index of your Bible if you're ever confused on where God stands on an issue. But be it I'm at work and bored, here's something for you to munch on:

I Corinthians 6:9-20
Quote:

[9] Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither the immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor sexual perverts,
[10] nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God.
[11] And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.
[12] "All things are lawful for me," but not all things are helpful. "All things are lawful for me," but I will not be enslaved by anything.
[13] "Food is meant for the stomach and the stomach for food" -- and God will destroy both one and the other. The body is not meant for immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.
[14] And God raised the Lord and will also raise us up by his power.
[15] Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ? Shall I therefore take the members of Christ and make them members of a prostitute? Never!
[16] Do you not know that he who joins himself to a prostitute becomes one body with her? For, as it is written, "The two shall become one flesh."
[17] But he who is united to the Lord becomes one spirit with him.
[18] Shun immorality. Every other sin which a man commits is outside the body; but the immoral man sins against his own body.
[19] Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, which you have from God? You are not your own;
[20] you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.



Posted By: Joe Mama Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 1:33 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I was posting in response to Uschis former view that I hated gays for some strange reason! I was tring to explain to him...




Uschi's a girl. Just thought you should know.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 2:51 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Ok your reply kinda lost me there Pariah :P I was posting in response to Uschis former view that I hated gays for some strange reason! I was tring to explain to him about how some Christians hating homosexuals is completely wrong! Thats why I brought Christianity into it but anyways!




Ummm....How'd I lose you?


If I ever had you in the first place.

I was just clearing up misconceptions on the non-Christians' view of Christianity among other things.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 2:54 AM
Gotcha Pariah.......my bad I was like, "his comment made no sense to me whatsoever" but it wasnt addressed untill I looked at it a third time the light dawned :P

And Joe one of these days I'll remember Uschi is a girl.....its just such a boy sounding name *no offense*. Ushiya isa girl sounding chat name :P
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 2:58 AM
I dun get it, what was so confusing?

Was it my reply to Spandex?
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 5:41 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
And Joe one of these days I'll remember Uschi is a girl.....its just such a boy sounding name *no offense*. Ushiya isa girl sounding chat name :P




Uschi is the German form of "Ursela." It is also, apparently, a pet nickname for little girls in Japan? Someone around here told me, so I don't really know.

ooh-she. Yep. DAMN boyish!
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 5:42 AM
Yessiree!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 5:54 AM


Help any?
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 5:56 AM
Awwwwwww sure! Is that you? I thought you were Japanese cuz of the screen name!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 6:01 AM
I'm White! And Four, apparently.

German. GERMAN.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 6:02 AM
aka the drunk russian
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 6:02 AM
You blondie ho.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 9:51 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Awwwwwww sure! Is that you? I thought you were Japanese cuz of the screen name!



I'm really a group of middle-aged scientists who invented various methods of time travel.

We each take turns typing. Professor Everson has the keyboard this week.
Posted By: Fused Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 10:21 AM
I want to fuck and go to hell.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 10:26 AM
You do that.
Posted By: Fused Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 10:31 AM
Thats damn good advice. I advocate fucking.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-17 11:04 AM
I especially endorse the you going to hell part!
Posted By: Fused Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-18 5:09 AM
Fight Club sucks.
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-18 5:14 AM
I prefer single women who are needy like uschi.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-18 5:16 AM
Needy for hot man chowder than?
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-18 5:23 AM
Quote:

Balloonknot said:
Quote:

I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Aren't you his great uncle or something? I forget. Family threads can be confusing.

Quote:

Balloonknot said:I think you pronounce it as asshole




That was mean.




It's allright I face his asshole all the time.


Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-18 5:25 AM
Quote:

Uschi said:


Help any?




AWWWWWWWW.
Posted By: Rue de Nocturne Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-18 5:26 AM
Quote:

Pariah said:
Needy for hot man chowder than?




Not needy for prunes or citrical.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-18 9:03 PM
Yeah!!!!! I just got back from picking up my dress to get altered and its PERFECT! Its not too long or too short or anything. And the straps dont fall off anymore *yeahs*. Anyways I'm excited! All I have left is jewlery to worry about and I think I have something at home that'll work.

Anyways yeah Uschi the picture worked cuz Im a visual learner so thanks!
Posted By: Joey From Friends Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-18 11:37 PM
Girl,you are going to look so fine!
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-19 4:57 AM
LOL whatever :P Im takin lots of pictures so we'll see! My jacket still fits and everything from my last formal so *yeahs* :P My nails and everything are done so yeahs

All I have left is my hair on Saturday and everything will be put in place Now if I can get my eyeliner on straight then life will be good :P
Posted By: Steve T Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-19 2:05 PM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Its not too long or too short or anything.




what is this "too short" of which you speak?
Posted By: Frank Burns Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-19 3:41 PM
"-His madness... His madness keeps him sane."
- And do you think he is the only one, my sister?"
/Delirium and Dream, in Fables and Reflections.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-20 12:01 PM
Frank Burns would love to have a date... with rex's testicles.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-20 6:22 PM
NO HE WOULDN'T!!
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-20 6:38 PM
You're his Hot Lips!
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-20 10:47 PM
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Yall are gross :P Yeah tonights the big night, just got my hair done and everything but I have the cramps....sooo not a good sign. And did I mention its supposed to rain?????

Yeah....maybe it wont. At any rate I do have prescription pain pills so hopefully me not feeling good wont be too obvious!
Posted By: rex Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-20 10:52 PM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
I have the cramps




You probably shouldn't mention that to him.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-20 11:01 PM
I say tell him all about it... in detail.

Men think that's sexy.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-20 11:08 PM
WHATEVER WED.......Ill be all cutsied up and peppy so hopefully not :P Im keeping my fingers crossed anyways :P
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-20 11:12 PM
Plus the last time he found out a girl was sick, they came home early and watched a movie. I wanna go to the event darn it and go dancing afterwards :P
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-21 2:05 AM
It's THAT bad? Perscription pain pills? Are they prescribed by your physician or Ob/Gyn? If the former, talk to your gynocologist. It shouldn't be so painful as to require an Rx. Hormones (birth control pills) might help better.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-21 10:56 AM
That's good advice .
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-21 11:30 AM
It turned out totally awesome! I just got back and had sooo much fun! The whole night was really enchanting: Justin showed up with a dozen of my favorit colored roses and I got to see old friends from college that are fixing to graduate and catch up with them. Of course the food was horrible (as usual) and Justin was flirty (he wouldnt shut up when we finally got home...I almost kissed him just to shock him into me having enough time to make it to the door). Thats one thing I Forgot though.......how much Justin talks and talks and talks....

Other than that though, I got some AWESOME pictures so stay tuned! Promise to post them when I get my film back. More tomorrow after I sleep!
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-21 11:30 AM
Uschi yeah but I Dont have health insurance and its usually only bad the first day I start! After that Im just fine
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-21 7:19 PM
>:| Get health insurance as soon as you can. Doesn't your work offer a plan? I'd suggest some other stuff but I'm legally disallowed from advising on such matters (CPhT, not RPh). If you want I could give you our 800 number and you could talk (on our dime) to one of the pharmacists. They can give you advice but can't prescribe hormones to my knowledge. I don't have the 800 number on me, but I could look for an old paycheck stub or something. College Pharmacy specializes in hormone replacement therapy so they know what they're talking about. I think Terry does the consultations, but I also don't know her extension. You could ask an operator though.

It really shouldn't hurt that bad. Two of my sisters had major problems like that so it bothers me that you aren't taking care of it.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-21 7:42 PM
Move to Canada.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-21 9:56 PM
Thanks TT! It's alright....I almost reached the six months period which is when the company considers hiring me. Then I'll have all the benefits so I can surely wait until then! I also started taking vitamins and that made a HUGE difference yesterday! I just have a headache today!

As for the date itself (Im bored awake now so here it goes!). Justin showed up like thirty minutes early which was fine because I was ready by then justin case! He actually found a tie that matched my black and violet dress perfecftly which was really hard to do! Anyways we got pictures taken out my house and then jetted on over to DBU (he opened all the doors and everything) which was fun b/c he played Caedmon's Call (biggest Christian band of all time) which we had both heard in concert! When we got to Duncanville, we finally found the group we were meeting up with. It was HUGE and I only knew one of the 6 girls there (she worked as a workstudy with my mom) but it was fun getting yet more pictures taken with all the girls and the guys. Justin couldnt figure out how to turn on the flash on those really cheap cameras...it was pretty funny considering he works in the digital photography dept at Best Buy (He has one more year left of college!).

Anyways so then we reminsisced about, "Back in the day" times on the way to the actual event in Las Colinas. It was a totaly blast. Then we got to the acutal place and my gosh it had red carpet and everything! Those are going to be really sweet pictures! When we went inside, it was so weird cuz it was decorated with lights hanging from the ceiling where half of the room was deocrated in mermaid green and the other half in white. The theme was supposed to be "black and white." They had a live band which is cool! Justin and I sat next to a guy who was a Computer Graphics guy so of course we talkeda bout programming and CGI and stuff. It was pretty cool!

Then right in the middle of our very discusting dinner, the band quits playing and everbody gets to "mingle." I bumped into Jonathan Pisors *YEAH* he was like my bestest math study buddy and his gorgeous date. I gotta picture with him *yeah* and another girl that tutored in the math lab for me! The sad part is being Baptists none of us there had the specific dancing gene per say but Justin and I tried (made a desperate attempt to), it had to be hilarious to watch!

After the annoucement of homecoming court (Justin didnt win) we left and went to see the movie National Treasure. Boy was it hard finding a place to change clothes (every place was closed so I had to "meet the grandparents" in the middle of the night which is not the most fun of experiences). Anyways the movie was AWESOMELY good, great plot with no sex, violence, and little bad language just like they used to make them before the sixties!

Then Justin STILL wanted me to hang out some more and it was like 2am! I was exhausted so we came on home. And instead of me being allowed to come on in, he stayed out there and talked FOREVER until finally he decided to let me go. He didn't kiss me (yeahs I was too tired at that point!). And I came in. Boy was it a pain in the butt to wash my hair and get all those fifty zillion bobby pins outta my hair!

It was really fun though getting to see all of my old friends and everything! I forgot how much Justin loves to talk though but it was alright! He treated me like a princess and everything! The pictures should come back shortly
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-21 10:38 PM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:Justin showed up like thirty minutes early which was fine because I was ready by then justin case!




.....dork!
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-22 12:59 AM
Cuz' he showed up early or because she spelled "just in" as "justin"?
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-22 2:00 AM
The "justin" thing seemed intentional, but I could be wrong.
Posted By: rex Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-22 2:12 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:Justin showed up like thirty minutes early which was fine because I was ready by then justin case!




Every woman should follow your example.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-22 2:50 AM
yeah yeah rexy :P I was actually ready by four becuase the dress was super comfortable and my parents wanted some pictures just me before Justin actually got here!

And yeah I meant "just space in" instead of Justin halfway through my first paragraph It really was fun though!!!! PIctures are gonna be ready on Wednesday (sent them off so I dont have red eye this time!)
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-22 5:38 AM
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
yeah yeah rexy :P I was actually ready by four becuase the dress was super comfortable and my parents wanted some pictures just me before Justin actually got here!

And yeah I meant "just space in" instead of Justin halfway through my first paragraph It really was fun though!!!! PIctures are gonna be ready on Wednesday (sent them off so I dont have red eye this time!)




So not a dork, just a poor typer. Gotcha.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-23 12:54 AM
yeah I cant type tis true!

Whats up with everybody copying my thread anyways ?!?

I found out today a guy I work with went to DBU the same time I did. It turns out he was the cute skater guy all the girls talked bout around campus. Now hes getting married to some girl in Indianapolis. So strange how small the world is. Both of our parents worked together and my best friend was in his sister's wedding! And now we're sorta working together (same company just different department).

Ever happen to yall?? Suddenly discover somebody you know is actually someone you probably knew from back in the day?
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-23 5:32 AM
I have a feeling you are an alt.
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-23 5:40 AM
I feel the same way about you all the time precious.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-23 5:43 AM
Ok snookumpants!
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-23 6:11 AM
Got off the damn pants you crazy bitch.
Posted By: Uschi Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-23 6:18 AM
I am crazy = Pariah wants to be me
Posted By: Pariah Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-23 6:20 AM
Your context is all fucked.

I mean, you say that word as if it has no allowance for interpretation.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-11-26 11:47 AM
Context is the most important thing on the RKMBs.
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-12-10 7:32 AM
And it's extremely rare.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-12-10 12:10 PM
neh
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-12-27 2:45 AM
You disagree?
Posted By: Joey From Friends Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2004-12-27 2:53 AM
so very gay
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2005-10-14 6:28 AM
Posted By: Frank Burns Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2005-10-29 4:08 PM
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss

Why was the skeleton frightened to cross the road?
Because he had no guts.

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-09-22 6:05 AM
 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
YEAH!!!!!!! An old friend of mine called me up and wants me to be his date! He's nominated for Homecoming King at the college I just graduated from and graduates this May (he wants to teach secondary ed too in history). Anyways I'm excited...I haven't had a date especially to a semi-formal in what seems like three years ?!?

Now I have to some how calm down my excitement to sleep.......so not possible ;p


Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-10-05 3:54 AM
Worst thread ever \:p

Who started this?
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-10-05 7:30 AM
Some dork.
Posted By: Stupid Doog Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-10-05 5:11 PM
A dork is a whales penis.

Posted By: iggy Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-10-05 5:39 PM
 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
Worst thread ever \:p

Who started this?


All we can say for certain is that if it is a thread talking about having a date then we know that it wasn't Snarf.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-10-05 7:20 PM
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
A dork is a whales penis.

Posted By: Glacier16 Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-10-05 8:04 PM
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
Worst thread ever \:p

Who started this?


All we can say for certain is that if it is a thread talking about having a date then we know that it wasn't Snarf.


Posted By: Stupid Doog Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-10-05 8:07 PM
Hopefully Snarf killed himself with PCGays brother and Alt ID. Its truly best for humanity that they don't propagate their DNA in our gene pool.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: I HAVE A DATE!!!!!!!! - 2011-10-06 7:43 AM
 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
A dork is a whales penis.



Yes, that's exactly what I meant.
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