Character 2.0 - - Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl

What a bunch of fucks you all are!!!

It sure must make you all feel great about your selves to make fun of somebody with the guts to actually create something put it out there for people to see. Shazamgrrl'd be right to go around and give you all a swift knee to the neithers, but somehow I think you bakas have even less down there than you do in your other heads.

Fucking jealous hypocrites the whole bunch of you.

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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl said:

It sure must make you all feel great about your selves to make fun of somebody with the guts to actually create something put it out there for people to see.

Yes it does.

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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl said:
What a bunch of fucks you all are!!!

It sure must make you all feel great about your selves to make fun of somebody with the guts to actually create something put it out there for people to see. Shazamgrrl'd be right to go around and give you all a swift knee to the neithers, but somehow I think you bakas have even less down there than you do in your other heads.

Fucking jealous hypocrites the whole bunch of you.

Whatever you say, Sybil. Lemme ask you something: If you're NOT Shaddaptwwt, or a facet of her fevered psyche, why do you use the EXACT same syntax - right down to the vocabulary choices - that she does? Lemme ask you something else: If you're not that twat, why are you so quick to defend her even though she's lightning-quick to slam you every chance she gets?

Answer to both: You are Shaddaptwwt. You're 450+ lbs of sad, lonely, corpulent stupidity. You're a pathetic example of why Wiccans and Fanfic Authors generally get laughed at by mainstream society. You take every book Llewelyn Publishers puts out seriously even though, as a former bookseller, I can tell you that about half of it is put out specifically to milk you (no pun intended) of your cash - it's bullshit, just thought you should know.

By the way, to kick or even knee someone in their "neithers" (nice typo, stupid), you need to be able to lift your leg. Another thing I don't need to worry about.

Twat.

Dude, she's not fat.....just lonely.

I'm guessing you know her?

No, she just obviously seeks your attention = lonely...
Thinking she can make time with you = not fat....

I'm a people person Joe...

I'll qualify that with..when I'm not drunk...

I likes ya, Pig Iron, drunk OR sober.

awwwww

don't press your luck..you're still new....and you are on the watch list.

there's a watch list?!?

and i'm on it?!?

That's what was said...

You're the only one on it.

hmm not sure if i should be honoured, offended or scared . . .

You should be sodomized.

As well as answered...cause he's the Question and all.

oh cool, i get it. it's my turn!!!

There should be an Answer.

Who's That Girl
written by Madonna and Patrick Leonard

Who's that girl, who's that girl

When you see her, say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye
She's trouble, in a word get closer to the fire
Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside
You're spinning round and round
You can't get up, you try but you can't

Chorus:

Quien es esa nina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl
Quien es esa nina, who's that girl
Senorita, mas fina, who's that girl

You try to avoid her, fate is in your hands
She's smiling, an invitation to the dance
Her heart is on the street, tu corazon es suyo
Now you're falling at her feet
You try to get away but you can't

(chorus)

Intermediate:

Light up my life, so blind I can't see
Light up my life, no one can help me now

Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside
He's spinning round and round
You can't get up, you try but you can't

(chorus)
(intermediate)

Who's that girl
Now, who's that girl
Now, who's that girl
Now, who's that girl

(chorus)

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Joe Mama said:
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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl said:
What a bunch of fucks you all are!!!

It sure must make you all feel great about your selves to make fun of somebody with the guts to actually create something put it out there for people to see. Shazamgrrl'd be right to go around and give you all a swift knee to the neithers, but somehow I think you bakas have even less down there than you do in your other heads.

Fucking jealous hypocrites the whole bunch of you.

Whatever you say, Sybil. Lemme ask you something: If you're NOT Shaddaptwwt, or a facet of her fevered psyche, why do you use the EXACT same syntax - right down to the vocabulary choices - that she does? Lemme ask you something else: If you're not that twat, why are you so quick to defend her even though she's lightning-quick to slam you every chance she gets?

Answer to both: You are Shaddaptwwt. You're 450+ lbs of sad, lonely, corpulent stupidity. You're a pathetic example of why Wiccans and Fanfic Authors generally get laughed at by mainstream society. You take every book Llewelyn Publishers puts out seriously even though, as a former bookseller, I can tell you that about half of it is put out specifically to milk you (no pun intended) of your cash - it's bullshit, just thought you should know.

By the way, to kick or even knee someone in their "neithers" (nice typo, stupid), you need to be able to lift your leg. Another thing I don't need to worry about.

Twat.

Thanks for calling Food Eater Lad (a.k.a., "Caitlin O'Malley") a twat, Joey. He is one.

And a fucktard.

And a child molester. (Why else would he be teaching? He hates women, so he probably can't get it up with any female over the age of 12.)

FYI, "Cait", it's nethers, not "neithers", you dumbass. I like to keep my spelling, punctuation and syntax errors at an absolute minimum. IF I had an alternate ID on this forum, I would do what most idiots with them would: use a different style of writing. I wouldn't "imitate" someone else, and I STILL wouldn't make such stupid, OBVIOUS blunders.

The post by "Caitlin O'Malley" is more proof that "she" is none other than FEL, the whiny bitch of a stupid twat who "thinks" stallking people who know he's a stupid twat is a fun way to pass time. BTW, fucktard, how's "Mrs. Freddy Freeman"?

BTW, Joey, while "Caitlin" was calling you a bunch of fucks, I was standing in line at Fry's Electronics, waiting for a cashier to ring up my new modem. I've been offline since Thrusday, you moron.

Speaking of weight problems, Joey, you're just a fat, sad, pathetic asshole with an inch-long dick who can only get laid by screwing blow-up dolls.

So, how is Louise?

with some people it's easier to just call someone a child molestor than to stretch their own limited imagination and come up with a witty reply of their own.

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ShazamGrrl1 said:

Thanks for calling Food Eater Lad (a.k.a., "Caitlin O'Malley") a twat, Joey. He is one.

And a fucktard.

And a child molester. (Why else would he be teaching? He hates women, so he probably can't get it up with any female over the age of 12.)

FYI, "Cait", it's nethers, not "neithers", you dumbass. I like to keep my spelling, punctuation and syntax errors at an absolute minimum. IF I had an alternate ID on this forum, I woud do what most idiots with them would: use a different style of writing. I wouldn't "imitate" someone else, and I STILL wouldn't make such stupid, OBVIOUS blunders.

The post by "Caitlin O'Malley" is more proof that "she" is none other than FEL, the whiny bitch of a stupid twat who "thinks" stallking people who know he's a stupid twat is a fun way to pass time. BTW, fucktard, how's "Mrs. Freddy Freeman"?

BTW, Joey, while "Caitlin" was calling you a bunch of fucks, I was standing in line at Fry's Electronics, waiting for a cashier to ring up my new modem. I've been offline since Thrusday, you moron.

Speaking of weight problems, Joey, you're just a fat, sad, pathetic asshole with an inch-long dick who can only get laid by screwing blow-up dolls.

So, how is Louise?

You are a no-talent hack writer, you miserable bitch.

I'm a witch grrrrrrrrrrrl! Hear me roar!

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ShazamGrrl1 said:FYI, "Cait", it's nethers, not "neithers", you dumbass. I like to keep my spelling, punctuation and syntax errors at an absolute minimum. IF I had an alternate ID on this forum, I woud do what most idiots with them would: use a different style of writing.

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
BTW, Joey, while "Caitlin" was calling you a bunch of fucks, I was standing in line at Fry's Electronics, waiting for a cashier to ring up my new modem. I've been offline since Thrusday, you moron.

Don't believe you. Don't care either way. Twat.

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Shaddaptwwt0 said:
Speaking of weight problems, Joey, you're just a fat, sad, pathetic asshole with an inch-long dick who can only get laid by screwing blow-up dolls.

So, how is Louise?

Why don't you waddle over here and say that to my face? Just butter up the doorway to help you slide through. Have a crane lift you onto a flatbed. Maybe I'll be impressed with your guts and take your virginity from you, if I can find the sweet-spot through the layers of your corpulence.

Way to paraphrase the same comments I directed your way, you unoriginal cunt. Reminded me of your fanfic.

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Joe Mama said:

Way to paraphrase the same comments I directed your way, you unoriginal cunt. Reminded me of your fanfic.

Ha.

I'm going to sue Joe Mama for something. I haven't decided yet.

Wow Cynthia Fergeson ( SHAZZAMGRRL) of Pheonix Arizona, you never cease to amaze me. Not only is that NOT me, check the IP addy if you need to, but you really need to stoop to calling a person who wasn't even a part of this conversation a childmolestor. You are a sad, fat, lonley, talentless hack.

And if I am the child molestor, why are you the one writting kiddie porn fan fic?

You are the saddest, most pathetic human I have the pleasure of not meeting.

My name is John Bua I teach in Queens, feel free to run a check on me, the only thing you will find on my record is some speeding tickets. As usual, Cynthia Fergeson can not imagine that it is her own abrasive personality that causes the conflicts, so she has to imagine that everyone that hates her is me. When the fact is she is starting trouble left and right.

I love women, its the fat, ugly, bitter ones that I hate. In fact I loved two women last night. One was 37, the other 33. That is a bit older than 12!

Now, carry on. And please, Cynthia AKA SHazzamgrrl, please keep dragging my name on a board I rarely visit, only to do so when I am IMED about you talking about me, claiming that I "Stalk" you when the fact is YOU seem obessed with me.

You are a fat, bitter talentless hack, that can not keep a job and will die lonley and hopefully premature.

Now piss off the world, that is your forte, but keep my name out of your shit fest. YOU piss people off, and not everyone that hates you is me. You manage to make enemies without my help.

I'd welcome you to the boards, Food Eater Lad, but I'm a little frazzled by the way you shattered that fourth wall by revealing Shaddaptwwt0's true identity.

Aw, fuck it: Welcome to these boards!

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Food Eater Lad said:
Wow Cynthia Fergeson ( SHAZZAMGRRL) of Pheonix Arizona, you never cease to amaze me. Not only is that NOT me, check the IP addy if you need to, but you really need to stoop to calling a person who wasn't even a part of this conversation a childmolestor. You are a sad, fat, lonley, talentless hack.

And if I am the child molestor, why are you the one writting kiddie porn fan fic?

You are the saddest, most pathetic human I have the pleasure of not meeting.

My name is John Bua I teach in Queens, feel free to run a check on me, the only thing you will find on my record is some speeding tickets. As usual, Cynthia Fergeson can not imagine that it is her own abrasive personality that causes the conflicts, so she has to imagine that everyone that hates her is me. When the fact is she is starting trouble left and right.

I love women, its the fat, ugly, bitter ones that I hate. In fact I loved two women last night. One was 37, the other 33. That is a bit older than 12!

Now, carry on. And please, Cynthia AKA SHazzamgrrl, please keep dragging my name on a board I rarely visit, only to do so when I am IMED about you talking about me, claiming that I "Stalk" you when the fact is YOU seem obessed with me.

You are a fat, bitter talentless hack, that can not keep a job and will die lonley and hopefully premature.

Now piss off the world, that is your forte, but keep my name out of your shit fest. YOU piss people off, and not everyone that hates you is me. You manage to make enemies without my help.

RACK this guy.

Wow.....tell us what you really think?

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MisterJLA said:
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Food Eater Lad said:
Wow Cynthia Fergeson ( SHAZZAMGRRL) of Pheonix Arizona, you never cease to amaze me. Not only is that NOT me, check the IP addy if you need to, but you really need to stoop to calling a person who wasn't even a part of this conversation a childmolestor. You are a sad, fat, lonley, talentless hack.

And if I am the child molestor, why are you the one writting kiddie porn fan fic?

You are the saddest, most pathetic human I have the pleasure of not meeting.

My name is John Bua I teach in Queens, feel free to run a check on me, the only thing you will find on my record is some speeding tickets. As usual, Cynthia Fergeson can not imagine that it is her own abrasive personality that causes the conflicts, so she has to imagine that everyone that hates her is me. When the fact is she is starting trouble left and right.

I love women, its the fat, ugly, bitter ones that I hate. In fact I loved two women last night. One was 37, the other 33. That is a bit older than 12!

Now, carry on. And please, Cynthia AKA SHazzamgrrl, please keep dragging my name on a board I rarely visit, only to do so when I am IMED about you talking about me, claiming that I "Stalk" you when the fact is YOU seem obessed with me.

You are a fat, bitter talentless hack, that can not keep a job and will die lonley and hopefully premature.

Now piss off the world, that is your forte, but keep my name out of your shit fest. YOU piss people off, and not everyone that hates you is me. You manage to make enemies without my help.

RACK this guy.

RACK him indeed! Hell I've read maybe a total of 5 or so posts by Shazamgrrrrrrofalo and I must say I'm none to fond of her. To call a guy a child molester when his only crime is having 3 ways with old women is just wrong

33 isn't old!!!

(...I'm 30...)

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Joe Mama said:
33 isn't old!!!

(...I'm 30...)

you are an old bastard.

Dammit, get off my lawn, you damn kids!!!

(Waitaminnit, that'd be YOU!)

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Joe Mama said:
33 isn't old!!!

(...I'm 30...)

You just don't "get" me, OLD MAN!

I missed them today those fuckers.....I was out when the schoolbus came by.

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wannabuyamonkey said:
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Joe Mama said:
33 isn't old!!!

(...I'm 30...)

You just don't "get" me, OLD MAN!

23-skiddoo!!!

I'll be 31 this year. I just realized I'll be entering a new category of age bracket as I leave the "25-30" group and head off into the depressing "31-40" age bracket. Maybe it's finally time to become a raging alcoholic.

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The Time Trust said:
I'll be 31 this year. I just realized I'll be entering a new category of age bracket as I leave the "25-30" group and head off into the depressing "31-40" age bracket. Maybe it's finally time to become a raging alcoholic.

I'm in the same boat. It doesn't bother me, though. Not with all these whipper-snappers around to keep me young...

man you guys are really old.

I'll run you over with my LARK, dammit!!!

As long as LLance is around, I feel young.

Wow, am i the only person surprised to find out that Food Eater Lad isn't a delusion??

guess so . . .

i used to think that 30 was old when i was a kid but now that i'm 26 i don't think it's that old at all.

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The Question? said:
Wow, am i the only person surprised to find out that Food Eater Lad isn't a delusion??

guess so . . .

i used to think that 30 was old when i was a kid but now that i'm 26 i don't think it's that old at all.

Man, had I known you guys thought I was a figment of her twisted imagination, I would have just stayed away. According to Cynthia Fergeusen of Pheonix Arizona, AKA Shazzamgrrl, I am responcible from stalking her ( on boards I just made my second post on) to the holocost.

I guess she needs to feel important somehow.

I'd seen you on the DCMBs before. I never realized that your simple existence could trigger the drastic psychotic episode that she's currently going through. Or maybe it was my insistance that she needs to use a crane to get out of her house...

she is not fat....

But she is psychotic.

well.....

Food eater lad is the real deal. I PMed him over at newsarama about shazamgrrl1.
You can all rack me not for inviting him here.

ewwwwwwww....

She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.

She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.

Oh snap...

"She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that."

How 'bout a poster at the rkmbs ;p

pssst, telemarketer...unemployed....

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Food Eater Lad said:
She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.

She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.

Does king snarf know about her?

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Caitlin O'Malley, Alias Food Eater Lad, said:

You are a no-talent hack writer, you miserable bitch.

I'm a witch grrrrrrrrrrrl! Hear me roar!

Sure, FEL, sure.

You "wrote" the "most awesome Cap proposal ever" and RuPaul finally got that sex change operation he's always wanted. Then again, what bullshit did I expect from a pair of misogynistic, cyberstalking dickless wonders like you and patch.

BTW, there was NEVER going to be anything called Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl. But you wouldn't know anything about that if you & patchdick weren't anything less than the sneaky, lying, chicken-shit cowards you really are.

Why don't you take your shitty teacher's pay and buy a fucking clue.

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Food Eater Lad said:
She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.

She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
Why don't you take your shitty teacher's pay and buy a fucking clue.

At least he could afford one, Cynthia, you ex-telemarketer!

(How does one not blow their brains out at the reality of being an "EX-telemarketer"?)

She's also a lard ass, Joe.

More cushion for the pushin

The more the meat the more the treat!

Slap her ass and ride the waves in.

roll her in flour and fuck the wet spot!

Just don't let her take top.

ShazamGrrl1 has a lot of anger in her...did you think she'd make for a good fuck?

Not one you'd want to tell your friends about, but a good fuck just the same?

she's like a moped!

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Food Eater Lad said:ex telemarketer

Well, there you go.

Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
He’ll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Timothy leary. timothy leary.

Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
He’ll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Timothy leary. timothy leary.

Along the coast you’ll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear.
So raise your glass, we’ll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier.

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down,
He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he’s gonna go.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down,
He’ll plant your feet back on the ground.
He’ll fly so high, he’ll swoop so low.
Timothy leary.

He’ll fly his astral plane.
He’ll take you trips around the bay.
He’ll bring you back the same day.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
Timothy leary.

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
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Caitlin O'Malley, Alias Food Eater Lad, said:

You are a no-talent hack writer, you miserable bitch.

I'm a witch grrrrrrrrrrrl! Hear me roar!

Sure, FEL, sure.

You "wrote" the "most awesome Cap proposal ever" and RuPaul finally got that sex change operation he's always wanted. Then again, what bullshit did I expect from a pair of misogynistic, cyberstalking dickless wonders like you and patch.

BTW, there was NEVER going to be anything called Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl. But you wouldn't know anything about that if you & patchdick weren't anything less than the sneaky, lying, chicken-shit cowards you really are.

Why don't you take your shitty teacher's pay and buy a fucking clue.

First of I am not who you think I am. Second, for someone with a "170 IQ and a photographic memory, you sure fuck up a lot. I never said I wrote the most awsome proposal ever. I said, YOURS was panned, while mine was praised. Their is a difference. I Can see why someone with a 170 IQ a photographic memory would make that error.

And I posted my real name, so how am I chicken shit? And I can buy lots of things with my shitty teacher's pay. After all 39K a year sure beats what unemployment pays out there in the south west. Well, I am not worried, like a polar bear, you can exist for a season or two on the blubber you have accumulated while sitting on your flabby ass writting kiddie porn.

I don't find this funny. I find this sad.

Its so sad its funny.

So who is this patch guy? I want to invite him here.

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
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Caitlin O'Malley, Alias Food Eater Lad, said:

You are a no-talent hack writer, you miserable bitch.

I'm a witch grrrrrrrrrrrl! Hear me roar!

Sure, FEL, sure.

You "wrote" the "most awesome Cap proposal ever" and RuPaul finally got that sex change operation he's always wanted. Then again, what bullshit did I expect from a pair of misogynistic, cyberstalking dickless wonders like you and patch.

BTW, there was NEVER going to be anything called Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl. But you wouldn't know anything about that if you & patchdick weren't anything less than the sneaky, lying, chicken-shit cowards you really are.

Why don't you take your shitty teacher's pay and buy a fucking clue.

Teachers acctually make pretty good money, especially when you factor in all teh vacation time. Did you really say that you had a 170 IQ? If so were you tested by teh same people who invited you to be a cheer leader? (Oh and news-flash, the scale doesn't measure IQ)

Depends on the certification and the state wans

Starting salary for a first year, certified teacher in Texas is $38,000 plus a signing bonus if you've passed the cert for math or science. (sucks to still be working on my math cert though ;p)!

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PrincessElisa said:
Depends on the certification and the state wans Starting salary for a first year, certified teacher in Texas is $38,000 plus a signing bonus if you've passed the cert for math or science. (sucks to still be working on my math cert though ;p)!

Considering cost of living in Texas compared to Seattle, for you to make $38k would be like me making $80k now factor in every conceivable bank holiday add 2 weeks vacation for Cristmas and Spring break then 3 months vacation in the summer. That's a paycheck I wouldn't mind having.

My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.

However, YOURS probably does.

Buy a fucking clue!

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MisterJLA said:
ShazamGrrl1 has a lot of anger in her...did you think she'd make for a good fuck?

Not one you'd want to tell your friends about, but a good fuck just the same?

She swallowed alot of agression. Along with alot of Pizza.

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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Buy a fucking clue!

What does that set you back with today's prices?

I don't know but from what I've heard you can get one on a teachers salery.

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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
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MisterJLA said:
ShazamGrrl1 has a lot of anger in her...did you think she'd make for a good fuck?

Not one you'd want to tell your friends about, but a good fuck just the same?

She swallowed alot of agression. Along with alot of Pizza.

Stripes!

You are a well educated man!

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.

However, YOURS probably does.

Can't jiggle when you are laying on the couch all day long eating. You actually have to get up for it to move about. Fat ass.

Audience: OOOOOOOOH!

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ShazamGrrl1 said:
My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.

However, YOURS probably does.

Good comeback. I am a broken man. I guess I have no choice but to move to Arizona, load myself up on Cookie Dough Ice Cream, write bad fanfic-porn about children, and slowly become a fat, bitter, useless excuse for a human being like...well, just like you. Need a housemate, Cynthia? You can keep your half of the house and I'll eventually grow into my half. How's that "ex-telemarker-turned-welfare-whore" bit doing for ya? Can you still look at yourself in the mirror and convince yourself that you're NOT a disgusting dreg of society, Cynthia?

Yowch!

My name is Mr. Touchshriek, of Touchshriek with mail over and fantasy. My shop sells egg shells off the shesores and
empty females.

I'm thinking of leasing the room above my shop to a Mr. Walloff Domburg, a reject from the world wide Internet. He's a broken man. I'm also a broken man.

It would be nice to have company. We could have great conversations, looking through windows for demons and watching the young advance in all electric.

Some of the houses around here still have inhabitants in them. I'm not sure if they're from this country or not. I don't get to speak much to anyone, or that sort of thing.

If I had another broken name... Oh, I dream of something like that.

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Joe Mama said:
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ShazamGrrl1 said:
My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.

However, YOURS probably does.

Good comeback. I am a broken man. I guess I have no choice but to move to Arizona, load myself up on Cookie Dough Ice Cream, write bad fanfic-porn about children, and slowly become a fat, bitter, useless excuse for a human being like...well, just like you. Need a housemate, Cynthia? You can keep your half of the house and I'll eventually grow into my half. How's that "ex-telemarker-turned-welfare-whore" bit doing for ya? Can you still look at yourself in the mirror and convince yourself that you're NOT a disgusting dreg of society, Cynthia?

Wow.

Joe Mama has been running some vicious smack lately.

RACK him.

wow.

Yeah

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I'm thinking of leasing the room above my shop to a Mr. Walloff Domburg, a reject from the world wide Internet. He's a broken man. I'm also a broken man.

I always thought he was saying "world wide intellect."

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Fuck off
From: rexstardust

If you want to be an dumbfuck go somewhere else. Or how about getting a life? Or at least going outside. No one finds you funny or useful. I repeat FUCK OFF!!!

FUCK YOU!!

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Food Eater Lad said:
She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.

She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.

Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.

Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.

Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.

Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie?

FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.

BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.

Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.

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Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.

Partially true. The two are not related to each other and generally would be considered mutually exclusive. However, if someone were to ask you, Cynthia, "Are you fat or stupid?" you should answer "Yes."

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Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.

Welfare whore doesn't count as a job. I hope you haven't actually put that on your resume...

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Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.

I have no idea what this means...methinks she's bitter about some guy dumping her...?

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Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie?

Sounds like someone doesn't understand when someone else is being facetious.

(UNRELATED SIDE NOTE: Did you know that "Facetious" is the only word in the English language where all the vowels appear in the order they appear in the alphabet? S'true.)

Add "humorless" to the list of words to describe Cynthia Fergeson, failed fanfic/kiddie porn writer.

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FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.

Actually, Caitlin O'Malley (aka "YOU") has done nothing but defend you on these boards. Food Eater Lad has responded to you directly, and commented on you directly. So there goes that argument. And, yes, you are a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths".

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BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.

Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.

Can I get a judgement on where this quote appears on the "Unintentional Comedy Scale"? I'm sure Food Eater Lad, Patch (whoever s/he is), and everyone else you've managed to piss off with your abject stupidity is broken-hearted at the prospect of leaving your kiddie porn fanfic site.

By the way, Shaddaptwwt, that last line in your quote applies to you around here. Twat.

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She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.

She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.

Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.

Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.

Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.

Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie?

FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.

BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.

Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.

Responce one. Yes you are a moron. Smart people don't become EX telemarketers. They don't become them in the first place.

Responce Two. Cool. And no thanks, I would not like fries with that.

Responce three. Sounds like you are elitest, racist, as well as fat.

Responce four. I said my mom was one half irish one half gypsy, and my dad was italian. How can someone with totall recall get it so wrong all the time?

How come others treat you the way I treat you? Could it be you reap what you sow?

Um I don't care about Cait, and with your totally recall, you should recal that I never even talked about your stupid worthless character. Again, why are you so wrong all the time if you are so fucking smart? Hint, that is not brains, that is cellulite.

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She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.

She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.

Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.

Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.

Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.

Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie?

FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.

BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.

Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.

um excuse me Shazamgrrl, if you go to your erotic fanfic about the child superhero Captain Marvel and the Marvel Family, featuring Caitlin O'Malley you'll notice that in Chapter 2 - Moments of Pleasure you describe her as "the attractive, copper-haired young woman".

now i know that "attractive" isn't the same as the word "beauty", one's alot more technical and less poetic than the other, but the meanings are more or less the same.

you can go right here to read the story for yourself.
http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=9233&chapter=2

(that's not a Marvels of Shazam Group or whatever you're talking about btw.)

anyway, now i imagine that you'll want to use your photographic memory and your 170 IQ to argue the semantics of attractive versus beauty so i'll let you get to that. me, i've just read two chapters of your erotic fanfic so i have to go throw up for a while.