Buy my comic or pay, my dearies!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What? This isn't sex related!
You could have just said you would turn us into toads. Were already horny.
Rex has a point there, Caitlin! What next, are you going to register us at robkamphausen.com? Send a snow storm to Antarctica? Snap your fingers to keep the alligators in the swamp?
Teachers all over the country have been sexing their jailbait students, and I don't know if you had anything to do with it or not, but when I see hooligans loitering when they could be doing something more productive with their fleeting seconds it suggests that people just don't care! And when people just don't care, THAT's where crime breeds!
How dare you start your domino effect under my watch! Off with your head!
Hey! That's my avatar! You be nice to it or else!
No, and I won't get you a soda either!
Get your nets out, GL, the baracuda are running again!
Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
He’ll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
He’ll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
Along the coast you’ll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear.
So raise your glass, we’ll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier.
He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down,
He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he’s gonna go.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down,
He’ll plant your feet back on the ground.
He’ll fly so high, he’ll swoop so low.
Timothy leary.
He’ll fly his astral plane.
He’ll take you trips around the bay.
He’ll bring you back the same day.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
Timothy leary.
ON THE RUN (J.C. Fogerty)
Close your eyes tonight, make believe the train will come along,
And carry me back where I should be.
Reach out through the night, and wash away the pain that wasted so much time,
And break my heart, break my mind.
CHORUS:
On the run, on the run, the sheriff come get me, say I'm on the run.
On the run, on the run, the sheriff come get me, and I'm on the run.
Standin' out in the rain, can't remember when I felt so all alone,
Tired to the bone.
But if I have to run, you know I'll keep the thing I've done inside of me,
Until the hangman sets me free.
CHORUS
Lookin' back on some imaginary time,
Thinkin' back when I was raised,
Lookin' at the blackbirds singin' on the line,
But they can't sing you back to me.
CHORUS
Do-do-do. Do-do-doo, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doooo.
Do-do-do. Do-do-doo, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-dooooooooooooooo.
A man in a bar had a couple of beers and the bartender told him he owed four dollars.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" said the customer.
"Okay," said the bartender. "If you say you paid, then you did."
The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn't keep track of his customers' bills. The second man then rushed in and ordered a beer. When it came time to pay he pulled the same stunt.
The barkeep replied, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it."
Soon the customer went into the street, saw an old friend, and told him how to get free drinks.
The man hurried into the bar and began to drink shots when suddenly, the bartender leaned over and said, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responded. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."
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Fuck off
From: rexstardust
If you want to be an dumbfuck go somewhere else. Or how about getting a life? Or at least going outside. No one finds you funny or useful. I repeat FUCK OFF!!!