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Posted By: wannabuyamonkey My better - 2005-09-27 9:03 AM
The following is an excerpt from one who likes to pretend that I live in a double-wide so he can pretend he's my "better"

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The problem with ending it is that J&M live in San Francisco. SF is neck and neck with NYC for most expensive housing market in the US. Both are broke and can’t afford to move, which will require 3 or 4 thousand dollars.




Can't afford 3 or 4 thousand dollers and you imply that you are my finacial better?

Also my "better" cracks jokes about my being a wife abuser. Well I thought it ws all fun and games untill I saw:

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Miriam gets pissed off and locks Jonathan out of the house. Jonathan tries to open the door with force, Miriam calls the cops. Jonathan manages to keep the cops from arresting him. FYI, if you are the male in a domestic dispute You Are Fucked!




I could never condone such a violent display towards a woman. I think the jokes need to end and you need to get yourself into anger management before you seriously hurt someone. Truth be told because women are in most cases smaller than men by design, I think it's the woman how's fucked in a domestic violence case, not the man, but then having never been in a domesic dispute that required police intervention, I wouldn't know.

Posted By: JQ Re: My better - 2005-09-28 1:00 AM
WTF?
Posted By: wannabuyamonkey Re: My better - 2005-09-28 2:22 AM
Shut-up, Whomod!
Posted By: PJP Re: My better - 2005-09-28 3:29 AM
For those of us who don't follow the hate wars as closely in the DT forum.....who exactly thinks he is better than you wbam?
Posted By: wannabuyamonkey Re: My better - 2005-09-29 2:42 AM
I don't think anyone acctually thinks they're better than me, but the claim has been made. I just thought it was interesting to learn that a self proclaimed "limozine liberal" bloggs about how he can't afford the 3k to move out of his appartment that he got kicked out of for abusing his woman. I mean I'd lend him the 3k simply for his girlfriends safety if I didn't think he'd just go blow the money on a transgender opperation.


Oh and it's this guy --->
Posted By: PJP Re: My better - 2005-09-29 2:47 AM
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I don't think anyone acctually thinks they're better than me, but the claim has been made. I just thought it was interesting to learn that a self proclaimed "limozine liberal" bloggs about how he can't afford the 3k to move out of his appartment that he got kicked out of for abusing his woman. I mean I'd lend him the 3k simply for his girlfriends safety if I didn't think he'd just go blow the money on a transgender opperation.


Oh and it's this guy --->


Now that is some mean Smack.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: My better - 2005-09-29 4:39 AM
donald trump just fired his comb-over guy for moonlighting!
Posted By: PJP Re: My better - 2005-09-29 4:40 AM
I wonder how he gets the cat to stand so still on top of his head?
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: My better - 2005-09-29 4:48 AM
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/488013/an/0/page/0#488013
Posted By: Poncharillo Re: My better - 2005-09-29 1:15 PM
I'll never forgive that guy for letting the film adapdation of It get made.
Posted By: klinton Re: My better - 2005-09-29 2:22 PM
try to think that this thinks it's better than you without punching your screen, Monkey Boy....hahaha.
Posted By: wannabuyamonkey Re: My better - 2005-09-29 11:17 PM
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try to think that this thinks it's better than you without punching your screen, Monkey Boy....hahaha.




Speaking of screens. I'm getting a new G5 next month with a cinema display. I'm am so stoked. I've been running a tired old Cube for ever that whined when you turned it on. When it died we bought a Powerbook, but my wife wants to take it with her sometimes so I was able to convince her that we needed a desktop. As a Mac guy, I thought you'd be one of the few people arround here to appreciate that.
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: My better - 2005-09-30 1:24 AM
MACINTRASH ALERT!!!
Posted By: wannabuyamonkey Re: My better - 2005-09-30 3:11 AM
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MACINTRASH ALERT!!!




You've just made my enemies list, biotch!
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: My better - 2005-09-30 3:28 AM
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I'll never forgive that guy for letting the film adapdation of It get made.




you forgot the SH!
Posted By: John Byrne Re: My better - 2005-09-30 3:41 AM
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Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My better - 2005-09-30 4:00 AM
John Byrne is the bringer of truth..............for once!
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Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: My better - 2005-09-30 7:14 AM
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MACINTRASH ALERT!!!




You've just made my enemies list, biotch!


Posted By: theory9 Re: My better - 2005-09-30 9:31 AM
So that's how its gonna be, huh?
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: My better - 2005-09-30 1:22 PM
guys try to be a little more un-gay.
Posted By: Franta Re: My better - 2005-09-30 1:22 PM
unpossible on rob's boards
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: My better - 2005-09-30 1:23 PM
it's true!
Posted By: Franta Re: My better - 2005-09-30 1:23 PM
You are correct sir
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: My better - 2005-09-30 1:24 PM
pervert!
Posted By: Franta Re: My better - 2005-09-30 1:25 PM
You are STILL correct sir
Posted By: theory9 Re: My better - 2005-09-30 8:02 PM
Prague!
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My better - 2005-10-01 1:42 AM
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John Byrne said:
I'm paranoid and often fantasize about killing Warren Ellis.


Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: My better - 2005-10-01 1:49 AM
For the love of Gob, Oakley, hang it up!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My better - 2005-10-01 2:04 AM
Let him believe he really is talking to John Byrne,its his little fantasy!
Posted By: wannabuyamonkey Re: My better - 2005-10-01 5:35 AM
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You've just made my enemies list, biotch!





Posted By: URG Re: My better - 2005-10-01 9:11 AM
Posted By: Chris Oakley Re: My better - 2005-10-01 4:28 PM
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For the love of Gob, Oakley, hang it up!




What,and deprive myself of the satisfaction of driving Nowhereman up the wall?
Posted By: Frank Burns Re: My better - 2005-10-01 7:57 PM
on this day

1958 Vanguard Project transferred from military to NASA
1959 1st World Series (World Series #56) since 1948 not to feature a NY team (LA vs Chic)
1960 Nigeria gains independence from Britain (National Day)
1961 A believed extinct volcanco erupts in Tristan da Cunha
1961 East & West Cameroon merge as Federal Republic of Cameroon
Posted By: Animalman Re: My better - 2005-10-02 2:53 AM
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Chris Oakley said:
Celebrate what,exactly?The fact that the Pinstripes are about to miss the postseason for the first time in a non-strike season since 1993?The House of Steinbrenner is collapsing,my friend,and come Monday morning millions of New Englanders will be dancing on its grave.


Posted By: Frank Burns Re: My better - 2005-10-02 9:35 PM
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Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: My better - 2008-05-19 2:39 AM
 Originally Posted By: John Byrne
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