This board was directly created as a result of the Nature Boys (and Gals).
Our behavior was considered suspect at times (WHA????)
Let us poll your favorite NB moment
I will list possible experiences but HEY this post is to list ALL
to coordinate a moderator or Gob himself can help me get this as a vote.
If you dont know the story im me
BAT BOARDS
SILKY JINN
TAKEOVER OF MARVEL BOARDS
SAVE FRANTA
BEARDED FAT GUY STALKS SPEEDY
MAD TRUCE
PARADOX PRESS
LARRY AT MARVEL
LOBO BOARDS
WElcome other entries and forward to the monitor!
When gay guys try to talk tough.
Franta for OT mod!
I'd add:
CRACKED
GREEN DAY
JACK THE LIL DEATH
and last and definitely least
WHOMOD AND THE INSURGENCY
The green day boards were my first raid.
My all time favorite was when we raided that the board of guys who said they were going to rape a bunch of people at a comic con.
They were scared shitless because they didn't know who we were.
close doors with cold ravioli
BUT YOU ARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets add the first NB BRAVE & BOLD moment when Nowhereman and I met!
AND HE RAPED ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Its only rape if you say no!
My fave personal moment was at the DC boreds when I was pretending to be Stan Lee, and was having am insulting match with someone pretending to be Warren Ellis, and Rob told me he passed the info onto Stan Lee, who might wanna sue me!
I substituted myself for Llance at that point, and Llance didnt exactly say no to Stan either!
But Worlds Finest when ROY AND I MET
I liked the time the Nature Boys spent the night in the old Miller home. Oh what hijinks.
boy the way Glenn Miller played
i believe it caused him to go blind!
Being raped by Nowhereman is Soooooooooo cliche....
Bat-Board raids are where I came in and I beat that Junk Yard Dog into little itty bitty pieces!
Raped by Nowhereman? Beating pukey Bat-boarders? It's hard to make a choice!
Whatever became of The Bearded Fat Guy? qwerty? and Byron Zinzer?
I followed the link Mxy provided on his Marvel poster's thread and found out my sphincter is VERY active and outspoken on the Marvel Boards. I found it very amusing. I do wish you guys would let me know about it though as I would have wanted to get in on the fun at the beginning. I playfully belittled my sphincter as best I could on the OMUT last night but tonight I'm having trouble posting there. I would guess LLancesphincter would be either Fanatic or Mxy, but then again it could be any of you. I will say I am honered and find it fitting that my sphincter is splashed across the Marvel Boards.
-----once over and free LLance's sphincter!-------
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posted June 06, 2001 10:29 PM Profile for Year of the Bastard Email Year of the Bastard Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote I find that very disturbing.
NOW THAT IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT!!!
Whatever became of The Bearded Fat Guy? qwerty? and Byron Zinzer?
Dead, homasexual, who?
Cokedrinker (Gotham Resident <Moron> ) and RickyMartinAteMyShorts (The Angwy Pussy, I hope?) are bringing up irrevelent and out of date topics one after the other! I just love it when the boys want to play! I'm actually posting on things I have previously missed, so let me be the first to say, "thanks for providing this valuable service as we are all way too lazy to do it ourselves"!
-----once over and don't slam the door on your way out, please!--------
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posted December 21, 2000 04:50 PM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Cockdrinker, I must say that you and the guy who wants to eat Ricky Martin's shorts are doing a piss poor job of BSAMing the 8-Ball Manor! Would you like me to help you? Show you how it's done right?
-----once over and told you all I wasn't bitter! This proves it, damn it!------
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posted December 21, 2000 05:04 PM Profile for Jack Burton Email Jack Burton Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Surely they know this is common practice around here? Posts: 125 | From: The PorkChop Express | Got Here: Sep 2001 | IP: Logged
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posted December 21, 2000 05:48 PM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote I find it so sad that they don't know this is a regular practice here or that they are doing such a piss poor job at it! Do you think JQ scared them away? Posts: 2437 | From: NeverNeverLand | Got Here: Aug 2001 | IP: Logged
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posted December 21, 2000 06:34 PM Profile for Jack Burton Email Jack Burton Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote they problably had to get up for school in the morning.
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"It's all in the reflexes."
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posted December 21, 2000 07:30 PM Profile for Sentient Third Nipple Email Sentient Third Nipple Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Their loss!
The Great and Powerful Bobo has smacketh me with an official DCMB warning! Since I think the world of Rob, I'm going to be nice over there, at least until Spring Break. (LLance crosses fingers and silently mutters, "A couple of weeks, anyway...")
Who else, pray tell, has a warning they would like to wave around in the air with me and yell, "Yippee!!!!!"
-----once over and another warning goes up on the mantle above the gas-burning fireplace!--------
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posted December 21, 2000 03:28 PM Profile for JQ Author's Homepage Email JQ Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only did you guys mess boards up without me but you got your own warning!
Why the FUCK was I not invite. I'm never invited to anything. You all suck!!!
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posted December 21, 2000 04:30 PM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Now now, JQ! Being bitter will just make you grow up just like me!
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posted December 21, 2000 05:24 PM Profile for Sentient Third Nipple Email Sentient Third Nipple Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote I still didn't get mine. What the fuck is wrong with Robbie! Lazy bastard. Am I not good enough for him? Posts: | From: | Got Here: A Long Time Ago! | IP: Logged
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posted December 21, 2000 07:51 PM Profile for Year of the Bastard Email Year of the Bastard Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote I didn't get a warning or anything. Maybe Gob decided that the Bat-Boreds needed some livening up. They are usually dead around that time anyway. Nobody got pissed. Maybe that's why nothing happened...yet. Maybe you got one cuz you've been fucking with those guys for a while.
That HourBoy kid was pretty cool. Llance, I saw where you invited him over. I'm gonna leave him a link.
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posted December 21, 2000 08:14 PM Profile for JQ Author's Homepage Email JQ Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Invite me next time! Posts: 484 | From: | Got Here: Jul 2001 | IP: Logged
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posted December 22, 2000 01:22 AM Profile for LLance Author's Homepage Email LLance Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote Rob singled me out? I feel special!
Probably some Bat-shit bitched about me only! Boo hoo to them! Posts: 2437 | From: NeverNeverLand | Got Here: Aug 2001 | IP: Logged
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posted December 22, 2000 06:57 AM Profile for Mkisofs Author's Homepage Email Mkisofs Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote I approved HourBoy a day or so ago. He's on his way, I reckon.
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posted January 08, 2001 10:05 PM Profile for Year of the Bastard Email Year of the Bastard Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote That's not power he's drunk on...that's arse juice!
Stank Ho brand to be exact. It's the only thing that gets him buzzed anymore...
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posted January 08, 2001 10:25 PM Profile for Year of the Bastard Email Year of the Bastard Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote That wouldn't be power dru
Cockdrinker, I must say that you and the guy who wants to eat Ricky Martin's shorts are doing a piss poor job of BSAMing the 8-Ball Manor! Would you like me to help you? Show you how it's done right?
Surely they know this is common practice around here?
If only the Insurgency had seen this last year...
Wheres my Llance/larry pic?
under Gail Simone's pillow!
she makes my pee pee tickle
Oddly enough I've hidden it under her pillow too.
I keep it next to my coc...er, heart!
Fixing a Hole
Writer, lead vocal: Paul McCartney
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where will it go
I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door
And kept my mind from wandering
Where will it go
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong
I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong.
See the people standing there who disagree and never win
And wonder why they don't get in my door.
I'm painting my room in the colourful way
And when my mind is wandering
There I will go.
And it really doesn't matter if
I'm wrong I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong.
Silly people run around they worry me
And never ask me why they don't get past my door.
I'm taking the time for a number of things
That weren't important yesterday
And I still go.
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go.
didnt some idiot get a free badge
I lowered my cholesterol.
When we all got together and watched Twilight and held each other.
Briana Ortiz and the ass monkeys!!!
Wheres my Llance/larry pic?
In your pants I hope!
Whatever the hell happened to JQ?????????
Kyle: Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
South Park
Half the kids in the class didn't vote for your nephew. What about them? You don't give a crap about them because they aren't on your side. People like you preach tolerance and openmindedness all the time but when it comes to middle America you think we're all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political alignment. Just because you're on TV doesn't mean you know crap about the government." -- Mr. Garrison yelling at Rosie O'Donnell
BUT YOU ARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit.
Boulders in Trees
In April 1997, a turkey hunter in Yellowwood State Forest, Indiana, came upon a huge sandstone boulder wedged between three branches of an oak tree about 35 feet from the ground. The arrow shaped rock was estimated to weight 500lb. Subsequently, four more large boulders were found wedged high up in trees elsewhere in the forest. All were in remote areas. None of the trees were damaged and there were no signs of heavy equipment begin used or of tornado damage and no one recalled any mishaps involving dynamite anywhere nearby.
Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent
It is sometimes claimed that the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise is owned by the Ku Klux Klan, and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent.
Ironically, the KFC franchise is actually owned by an African-American.
What's more amazing is that I drove blindfolded!
My favorite nature boy moment was when LLance correctly posted a picture.
chemical –noun
1.
a substance produced by or used in a chemical process.
2.
chemicals, Slang. narcotic or mind-altering drugs or substances.
–adjective
3.
of, used in, produced by, or concerned with chemistry or chemicals: a chemical formula; chemical agents.
4.
used in chemical warfare: chemical weapons.
Origin:
1570–80; chemic + -al1; r. chimical chemic
George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles.
100 best rock bands of all time?
48 – Soundgarden
47 – Living Colour
46 – Billy Joel
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Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
Curiously, Robert Louis Stevenson came up with the story of Doctor Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde whilst he was dreaming. Wikipedia has more on that here. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein was also the brainchild of a dream.
