Best. Cover. Ever.

This will be up on SuperDickery in no time.

they should kill that dog now.

You'd think the smell would have given them away...That Ace needs a photo to prove his point???

I'm trying to formulate a reason why I haven't liked any Batman story before 1968 or so.......I can't come up with anything though..

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Pig Iron said:
You'd think the smell would have given them away...That Ace needs a photo to prove his point???

And why the bloody hell do they need to keep their secret identity from a DOG?

I can see it now.

Tabloid reporter: "Hello, National Enquirer."

Ace: "Arf arf! Woof woof arf Bow-wow gruff!!" (I know Batman's secret identity!)

Tabloid reporter: "What's that? A little boy fell down a well?"

Ace: "Bow-wow arf bark woof! Ruff arf gruff woof!" (Batman is Bruce Wayne! Robin is Dick Grayson!)

Tabloid: "And a mountain lion is jumping down the hole after him?"

Ace: "WOOF WOOF ARF! BOW-WOW ARF WOOF!" (No, you fucking idiot! I'm trying to tell you Batman is really Bruce Wayne!)

Tabloid: "Well, don't you worry, pal. We'll get that little boy out of the well and away from that mountain lion in just a jiffy!"

Ace: "RUFF AROOOOOOOO!" (Ah, screw it!)

Hey I always liked Ace...the dog should stay

Doesn't all of this belong in Jaburg's dog sodomy thread over at the Deep Sensitive Forum...???

People love dog sodomy!

Burying the bone, so to speak.

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PrincessElisa said:
Hey I always liked Ace...the dog should stay

I like Dick as well.

billie jean might not be your lover..................but Billy is.

I think he prefers Billy's jeans to Billie Jean.

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Pig Iron said:
I'm trying to formulate a reason why I haven't liked any Batman story before 1968 or so.......I can't come up with anything though..

You don't like that Batman used to beat up criminals badly, or kill them with guns or with his bare hands? (Around 1939-40.)

Or that the Joker used to kill? (Around 1940-43.)

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Thread: Best. Cover. Ever.

Originally Posted By: Kristogar Velo

This will be up on SuperDickery in no time.

I miss you Kristogar. This was a great thread.

Velo taught me to love myself.

I miss you, Velo, you strapping young man.

Does he still post at your boards?

I don't post at my boards. Incandescent is eclipsed.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sweden

Or that the Joker used to kill? (Around 1940-43.)

Used to kill?
What do you mean, "used to"?

As far as I know he still fucking does, you bloody moron!

Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves

Velo taught me to love myself.

Ah, so it was you that bought that dildo off him.
I always wondered who was fool enough to buy it!