day 1: FUCKING RAWKED!!!

pics eventually

Did you meet up with Grimm and Doc?

If you know what he means.

I 'm here!! Knut !!

Didn't go this year.

yeah. you guys suck...I even brought the alcohol

theres too many bald people here...

The fact that you kept talking about getting us drunk was a deciding factor in me not going.

You told me not to even go unless i was bringing you alcohol...

I trust the alcohol. I don't trust you. Your intentions didn't seem honest, sir.




And if you're at the con, what the fuck are you doing online right now?! There's drinking and shit going on there right fucking now. I know! I've seen it for myself!

not there now. went home for the night. im not staying at the hotels. my cousins live about 20 mins away. trust me drinking, and lots of it, has ben done the last two days...

and ps...

This isn't the same cousin you were fucking, is it? Now you know why I won't roll with you at the con.

nope.


and knowing is half the battle? anyways all the T and A at the con will have to dry my tears for doc not being here...

WHAT???

Don't ever let a black dude get you drunk!

Have fun at DragonCon, Knut? Or, do you even remember going?

Knut! I got your message. But, honestly, I use Drunken*Con to meet-up with three of my college buddies, and we stay drunk all weekend. I don't normally try and meet with anyone from Rob's Board (or otherwise). No offense!

Here are some of the pics taken. I've thumbnailed in hopes of not slowing the page load down...

All of these picks have me convinced that next year I have to introduce Pulloutski to the wild and crazy world of cons.

Yeah, and I didn't even get a fraction of what was there...

Yeah. Did you enter into any of the games? I, sadly, chose work over the cheese grinder.

True Con Story:



James Callis (Baltar from Battlestar Galactica)

Last night, I ran into James Callis outside the Marriot Marquis, and we started chatting about the weather (he has never seen/been near any hurricane-type weather, and the winds were gusting in Atlanta thanks to Gustav). I'd had enough liquid courage in me to not act like a fan, and we ended up having a good twenty-minute chat. It was the first time I'd ever had the chance to just chat with one my favorite actors like that, but just as normal guys. No fawning or praise. We just joked around, and chatted about the con and all the booze we (he included) had ingested over the weekend. One of the nicest guys. I was a fan of Baltar before that. I'm a fan of James Callis the actor now...

Nah, I don't do that stuff. I'm there for the party and to socialize and to drink. I don't dress up or go to the panels or anything like that. I got my first and only autograph last year and realized it didn't really mean anything to me. I'd rather just be able to talk to them as people if the chance occurs (i.e. See Above)...

Awesome. It is cool meeting people like that. Way back in the day, I would go to wrestling shows (WCW and WWE) with a friend of mine (Thomas Simpson of OMEGA) to visit his friends that had made it to the big time (The Hardys, Shane Helms, Shannon Moore, etc.). We'd go out and I'd be like a shy fan boy for the first part of the evening until I got a few drinks in me. Then, we'd just shoot the shit.

Congrats on meeting a fave like that.

You do. WW Chicago has gotten weak over the years, the panels are watered down versions of their San Diego counterparts. If you don't go to DragonCon, which Pro, Knut, and others are doing a good job convincing me to see, go to San Diego. If I have the vacation time next year I may skip Chicago and go to one of the other two.

the guest list for mid-ohio con in october looks kinda disappointing thus far.

K-dude, If I were there I would have been happy to meet up with you and proud to introduce you to my friends.

just saying...

I'm exclusive! And a snob! Just ask Doc and Grimm!

And bald.

Thanks man. Last year, due to the full house, we ended up sharing a table at the bar with Aaron Douglas (Chief from BSG), Gigi Edgley (from Farscape) and Louis Gosset Jr. That was fun, but there was a lot of "fan" talk from surrounding patrons so it wasn't nearly as comfortable or personal as this. And, like I said, Baltar is my favorite character on that show. So, that made it all the more special.

I'll post more True Con Stories later...

Actually, I grew my hair out again....just for a change...

I will probably go the DragonCon as I am in Columbia, SC. And, well, you are right. It is time that I popped Pulloutski's Convention cherry. Next year it is then.

dont worry till it's made official.

I hope you don't plan to meet up with Pro.

He's too good for us.

Hulkamania?

Why Pro show no love?

Because the sun shines right out of his ass!

(Because I'm an elitist!)


Because the three guys I meet up with every year are my very best friends. I go back almost two decades with them, and we all live in separate parts of the country now. Dragon*Con is our platform for getting together for a drunken debauchery of a weekend. Thus, if I only have so many days with these guys, I'm not going to waste time trying to get to know/meet people I post online with, just because they happen to be there. I would expect the exact same from others, because it makes sense...

I was just jesting, Pro. I understand completely. Some friends from high school and I have something similar every year, as well.

If Lord Gob himself skipped into DrunkenCon would you have met him?

some of Pro's shit dont stink personality actually slips into his posts from time to time....

Oh, sorry if I came off abrasive. Wasn't intentional. I've been drunk for the past three days, so I'm relatively hung-over for the next 48 hours...



Nah. Not unless it was something important. Besides, Gobert would be too busy with all of the Spartans...



True, that's a fact I don't deny. I make no excuses for who I am, though. No one's perfect. Except for PJP.

i think that's why g-man always breaks you down but doesn't really phase anyone else.

Shhhhh!

Aw, don't be mean basams...

mean? stop being a sissy.

Dammit...

This could be the RKMBs Con. Knut? You in?

IN LIKE SIN!

It's too bad Pro won't be there.

thats what i always thought it was gonna be. then grimm said he wasnt going. then doc. then harley. then sneaky. then pro was too good to meet up with for a drink. but otherwise yeah sounds good!

still not back yet so i wont have pics for a few days but story wise one of the coolest (nerdiest) moments was just hanging out having a conversation with Jeremy Bulloch about movies and stuff. Oh and i ran into Adam West (aka the Bat-man) in the restroom which im sure is one of robs fantasies

well who wants to go to ohio? honestly?

Niiice! I don't care anything about Jeremy Bulloch. But, the Adam West thing is funny. Did you get a chance to pay respects to The Man, Captain Avery "Hawk" Brooks?

Is that how you fanboys refer to Adam West's penis?

your mom.

Please don't besmirch the Kamphausen Living Shrine like that...

fail



nope. he was never around when i rolled through the walk of fame room.

One of the guys I went with got his autograph, and I briefly shook his hand outside that restaurant in the Marquis (Pulse, I think it's called). Anyway, he said that Brooks seemed to be real out of it, possibly on meds or something. Said his hand was shaky, and it took two tries to sign his autograph. Weird.

No, really. It was weird. He might be sick. Or drunk. Or high?

Maybe the hat trick.

Pulling the rabbit or chasing the dragon?

I farted.

Release the hiney hounds!

The gas of our forefathers created global warming...

It was a good con, but it's having overcrowding problems more and more often. Not just the Big Events (the costume contests, guest-star get-togethers, etc.), but even everyday panels--like most of the Doctor Who and Torchwood panels--were massively overloaded and had to turn people away.

That has to do with their shitty organization. The con organizers see Star Trek and Star Wars as their big go-getters and put Doctor Who at the bottom. They plan and book rooms according to that idea.

That's the way it was when I went back in 2005. The Serenity and Star Wars panels were packed to the point where browncoats and Stormtroopers were getting turned away in droves.

What's funny is, this year I counted more David Tennant's and Firefly Browncoats than I did Stormtroopers. Ha!

Hopefully the organizers will come to see that Trek and Wars are the fading dinosaurs, and get with the actual popular franchises...

Heck, the fan base for Joss Whedon alone exceeds the Star Trek crowd by a wide margin. I saw Whedonites everywhere.

Makes you wonder who is running the show. Probably an old Trekkie diehard. Of course, by next year they'll have Trek XI to try and force on the crowd...

I see a Firefly costume I kill the man wearing it.

You tell em I'm coming.

And Han's coming with me!

but i didnt mind since i only went to like two panels anyway.

If I went back, I could easily spend my time people watching and catching the film offerings.

This was my second year, and I have yet to attend a single panel, or anything else. I make some trips to the Walk of Fame, mostly to just check out who is in there. I take some time on Sunday to hit the dealers section to see if they've got some cool stuff I would want. Other than that, I hang with my buds, drink in the hotel pool, drink at the bars, and just party like I'm in my twenties. We'll see how long I can keep that kind of stamina up as I get older...

pretty much. unless theres something that i really wanna go see.

Like me?

Hotchie motchie!

yeah i saw the poison ivy. didnt see the other chick. ill get my pics up eventually

Next Tuesday?

Wednesday the latest?

Knut is an alt of Phil. It all makes sense now...

Making out in the corner of the Marriot/High Velocity. I'm quick on the camera-phone draw...

wow

dd you ask if they needed some help?

you two are there and you haven't met up? WTF?

we were there. and pro's nose was to high in the air for him to notice me

tell me you got in the middle of that....they were begging for it.

That is exactly what happened. Exactly. Perfectly explained and thoroughly examined. Well done.



I tried, but the gravitational power of my wedding ring held me back...

a little defensive there pro . just cause i understand doesnt mean im not gonna give you hell about it.

was your wife there?

No, this was a trip "with the fellas", as it always is. She'd get bored with it all, I think.

And Knut, from hell's heart I stab at thee...

heh. my camera gave everybody the evil eyes. oh well






this guy had a mic in his helmet so he could talk.






even mccain was there!











more to follow

Great pics, Knurkel. Looks like Black Manta has hydrocephalia.

Lookit the titties on Stormtrooper Chick #1!!!

all praise be to jaburg!!!

i got to see whats inside the magic murder bag..

I'd like to 1up her fireflower!

this chick was wearing nothing but body paint and a thong. they were bouncing when she walked. just lovely

So I'm meeting you there next year then?

at the marriott my friend...

Awesome pics!

Pro, why didn't you wanna meet up with K-nut?

That's a badass Iron Men pic. And I didn't even SEE the chick in the bodypaint! Nice.

I searched through all of your pics to see if I'm in the background. That would be funny as shit!

There were tons of bald guys in the background in his pics......how would you be able to tell? I thought I saw you at least 5 times.

The one next to K-immy.......check it you can see her camel toe. I approve this message.

Only The Shadow knows...

the star wars chick is fine. I'm assuming you fucked her and gave her anal love.

Where would you find Iron Man costumes like that?

You'd make 'em.

with love

indeed...

bump cause i bought my membership for this year.

rack jaburg once again...

they've got Mignola and Cooke, so I'm thinking about it.

do it. and kidnap doc and bring him with you

At this point after so many D*C's undertaken, it's become a money vs. reward thing. I want to meet Mignola and Cooke as well as Kristy Swanson; but after room, food, travel, booze, spending money for the dealers/etc., and admission (which is already at $100 this far in advance. it used to only be $80 the day of), I'm looking at about $500. I'm just not that willing to spend $500 to meet Mignola, Cooke, and Swanson. Well, maybe Swanson; but she'd have to at least be nekkid.

thats understandable. by the way, not that it helps much but, its only $80 right now. i just bought mine 3 days ago

$480 then.

As fun as the con is, it's just become repetitious for my at this point. Generally, it's the same guests year after year with little variety. Maybe after a few years off I'll be interested again, but right now I'm wanting to spend my time and money elsewhere. Preferably someplace I've never been.

fair enough. i dedicate one drink to the doc then...

If you were Snarf I would recommend the inside of a woman's vagina.

no. doc is going somewhere hes never been but it also has to be someplace that he has an actual chance of getting to

What if Snarf fucked his cousin the way you fucked your first cousin? Would you approve of that?

pjp you dont need my approval. if fucking your cousin is what you want to do then go for it. but keep that shit to yourself...

hey stop talking about cousin fucking, that shit is bad

I'd second that recommendation.

Four-out-of-Five Doctors agree with Jeff Glacier.

I've noticed that Eric Roberts has been added to the guest list. I might go just to punch him in the throat. Even his headshot looks like he's retarded.

Is this official?

I don't know. We need some sort of 'list'. Who could provide such a thing?

only a week away!

ooyy?

FRANTA!!

Whens the next one?

This weekend.

The next Franta, that is. The next Franta is this weekend.

Damn clones...

I'd really like to go this year, but the money just isn't there. Drunken*Con is expensive.

I have the money. It's just that Knut's gonna be there.

I can't ever get a fucking room that isn't seven blocks away! That very first year we got a room IN the main hotel of the convention. But, now that all these fucking sports events (last year it was some football playoff, this year it's a NASCAR thing) are booked the same weekend in Atlanta, all of the rooms go a year before the next convention. So, fuck it. I'll wait until they have better hotel accomodations that are actually available, and get someone I actually want to go see. Last year, I got to hang out and have an outside chat with James Callis (Baltar from BSG). It was informal, casual, and just a nice simple chat with a very nice guy....who just happens to play one of my favorite characters of all time. I doubt anything this year could compare. So, I'll just chill until next year. Or until one of the Doctors from DOCTOR WHO attends.

Knut, totally take pictures man!

{Pssst! Hey guys, I'm totally lying about not going. I just wanted Knut to think I wasn't going to be there so he doesn't want to try and hook up with me again!}

Fuck, Ben Browder and Claudia Black...Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Unlike Knut.

Shhhh!

wow.




that was a fucking party...




pics probably on saturday when i get home...

post pics now!

he had failed him for the last time...






lots of watchmen love






sneaky bunny?







Don't ask don't tell






more later im tired

I thought your T-shirt said, "I Taters!"

I was impressed with the boobies first and foremost. After that, the steampunk X-Men were very impressive as well. Nowhere near as impressive as the boobies, though.

agreed

nice to see that rob made it and brought a friend...



not gonna get you a diamond ring...

How many times did you put your hand in the box, Knut?

Before...



And after...



why not?



worst. costume. ever



when I say who's the master...you say:


back in the day this was the game damnit!

None. He went in head-first.

Please tell me you talked to that dude and he stayed in character!

And that he told you that Bootsy would kick MJ's ass.

he was gonna rape her after this picture


Go Team Venture!


He got that thing I sent him

sadly no






Hell no!

That chick in the AT-AT costume so doesn't want to be there.

oh yeah I think I found snarf a girlfriend

I'm also amazed that Pro is in the background of nearly every one of these pictures, but probably still wouldn't take the time to meet Knut.

Indeed

what happened to the serenity thread?



black girls are nerds too



I wasn't complaining

steampunk rogue's a hottie. damn, I miss Drunken*Con.

and now...some party shots

hot chicks on stage


more hot chicks


jedi nerds to into their little battles to notice the hot chicks


Spiderman hitting the electric slide


6 chicks just grinding up on eachother. why? who cares why!



and...some random 8' tall chick with no top on. uh yeah...

yeah she was pretty cute

oh yeah. i only went to a few panels this year but the best ones were the venture bros. and the one i went to that had darwin cooke

That's enough, Tater Lover.

Sergeant Hatred looks pretty cool, but:



...the boys are with the wrong dates! Dean should be with Trianna, not Hank!!!

nice nerd catch there JM

What can I say? Venture Bros. is can't miss TV for me.

Also, it's not really a valid insult when you're the one posting the nerd pics, Knut.

they showed us 15 minutes of the episode with kevin conroy in it. Yeah. theyve ruined batman for me... but it was fucking hilarious!

wasnt really an insult. were all nerds anyways...

for mxy

damn fine pics.

Ta.

the cutest little mononoke







the guys who had the iron man suits last year were rocking these this time



nice combo



Another one bites the dust...

you know what old jack burton says...



Thriller practice




For bsams

SHOMER SHABBAS!

The Dude abides...

Where's Buddy Christ and Elvis Trooper?

That ain't the real Elvis Trooper. He's a sad impostor. An Elvis Trooper impersonator, if you will.




And still no Buddy Christ.

meh...

Damn. That little kid is demonic looking.

You suck, Knut. If you really knew anything about Dragon*Con, you'd know that it's not cool until Buddy Christ gives you the thumbs up.

i could care less doc. sorry. too busy with the boobies...

Todd Bridges has put on weight.

Dude, I'll give you the one on the left, but the one on the right.

You'd have never made such a mistake had you let Buddy Christ into your life.

I recognize PJP and Velo but who is in the helmet and cape?

I think thats Knut.
All those black guys look the same to me!

It's Mr JLA

Been a long time but i'll finally be going back this year. And this time i'm bringing the mrs so I don't feel so alone when Pro doesn't come say hi.

Makes sense. I heard dragoncon was a Grindr dream.

I would post pics individually but I can't be arsed

https://goo.gl/photos/reovYDuTm4DRhAqM8

Enjoy