Super villian, Rex Luthor decides to destroy Metrobolis

His arch nemesis, Suschiman comes to Metrobolis' defense

How's he ever going to do that if he doesn't leave the basement?



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Sadly, for Suschiman, Rex Luthor has allied himself with some other villains, including Doomsray

Suschiman calls on some of his MisterJLA chums.
First to arrive is The Flacier

Batsams-the-plumber-man leaves the grave of his fallen wife, Bea Arthur, but is attacked by two of his notorious rogues
The Pjpenguin


And the clown ponce of crime, The Proker

The Blue Daveil is too busy eating poo, to give a damn about Metrobolis

Jimmy Snarfolsen is fired from the Daily Cuntet because he is shit, but decides to take some photos, but sadly as he runs out into the street, alien bounty hunter Nowbo arrives, and chops his head off with his bike.

Far away on Aprobolips, Kampseid

dispatches one of his Pariahdemons to Earth, but the Pariahdemon refuses to go as he said he read about Earth on the internet, and it was shit.

Next of the MisterJLA chums to arrive is the Green Klintern

haha

But before he can help out, he is attacked by Sinestjoe, who knows the weakness of the Green Klintern, and gives him yellow space AIDS up his arse

Sinestjoe calls on one of his allies, The Anti-Whomonitor, but he runs into hiding to let Sinestjoe do battle for him

Black Bunary answers Suschimans call, but gets lost on the way as she is blind as a bat

Somebody phones the Suicide Squad342, but they have faked their deaths, which causes a rip in the space time continuum, and Llancing Boy arrives from the future and starts fucking Jimmy Snarfolsens corpse

To be continued...

brilliant!

Sinestjoe has sworn to give yellow space AIDS up the arses of all those Hard-Traveling Heroes...especially Black Bunary!

Nowhereman for Comic Book Mod...

Nowhereman for DC Comics EiC.

epic.

You wont be saying that later...

At that moment, two more villains were plotting to help destroy Metrobolis.
Mister Zzappz and The Riggyler.

Sadly Mister ZZappz spent so much time plotting during the week that he had to catch up on all the mailbags he hadnt sewed, so had to pull out on the weekend raid on Metrobolis.

Also, realising how stupid the plan was, The Riggyler decided to switch sides and work with the MisterJLA chums....right after he had a little drinky.

Former MisterJLA member, Captain Battom decides to head to Aprobolips and "Beat that banana queer in his own backyard", but gets no further than the outskirts of Purley before he needs to take a piss, and goes back home!

On a tv screen somewhere in a basement come dungeon, the battle rages, ignored by the "hero" known as Sammbush Bug as he continues to sexually abuse Chewks The Toy Wonder.

Over Metrobolis, the sky darkens as the coming of one of the Black Klinterns, K'Np makes his debut.

Far away in the spirit world, Wannabuyadeadman cant be arsed to even make an appearance!

Mine had to be from a Bruce Timm cartoon? Fuck!

nowhereman for dc comics!

I hate that I had to e Superman, but still. AWESOME!

Nowhereman *IS* Lobo.

(posting just 'cause I keep forgetting to click "watch this topic")

Was waiting for that.
Was originally gonna have it as Suproman and you as Sucshiboy Prime, but just felt Suschiman would be more annoying for you....ha ha ha!

I'm over it! It was hiLOLrious!

Suschiman is a pud!

Uschi, you and I should trade. Everyone know I can't be The Joker! I look horrible in purple!

You look horrible in anything.
Plus, the name Uschi doesnt work with the Joker, so shut the fuck up!

CUNT!

Yep, you certainly are!

you were rewarded with hair!

Heeey-Oh!!

why so hairless...?

You've changed things....there's no going back...

It makes me sad, but ...Joakley? He doesn't post here anymore, but still.

He joined Suicide Squad342, so his bro phoned and told us he was dead!

Pissed off that the Pariahdemon wouldnt go to Earth, Kampseid ends up sending one of his most trusted aids, Grimmy Goodness.
Enroute, Grimmy is distracted by a shoe shop and decides to go shopping instead!

Next to arrive to aid Suschiman is Jermery Son of Saturn, but nobody remembers who he is, and makes fun of him, so he runs off crying!

At the Rock of eternity, Black Allan1 decides to open a comic shop.

After getting a message from Suicide Squad342's bros that the team was dead, G-Manhunter starts hitting all the local gay bars "looking for clues".

After the temporal time disruption that allowed Llancing Boy to appear in our time, Doogster Gold tries his best to send the fat bastard back.

Unhappy with the way Rex Luthor is leading his forces, the Ultimate Humanite53 travels to hell to try and recruit some new blood.

He comes across two rhyming demons.
One kept spouting shitty Eminem lyrics, but the other looked truly disgusting, so must be truly evil.
Beware The Demon Elistrigan!

Elistrigan.

Sweet Mammy, that's funny!

I'm Suschiman's pal!

Not in this reality.
He laughed at your death and gave Nowbo a huge reward.

must have shoes!

Beautiful ginger bastard!

Beautiful Batty!

must finish this story soon

Doctor Sukktro had left Metrobolis after everyone took the piss out of him, and promised never to return.
A few hours later he was back ... and promised to leave forever ... again!

this was the greatest crisis ever

I forgot what a great topic this was, Nowhereman.
Some very clever stuff.

I'm one of the few to escape your photo-shop epic.

All's calm in my sector of Metrobolis.

You was too busy looking at gay porn.

Wondy,that's as nice a comment as your going to get from old Poofy.

It was a bit more restrained than the usual.



I was expecting more along the lines of...

Or a bit more subtle...

Typical Wondy. Turning a topic to shit with his pointless shit posts.
Die you cunt!

Bless you.

How many cunts in this thread are even still alive. Did I new 52 their sorry arses?

The sound of Wonder Boy eating his own anus I hear

Is that something you're into ,Nowie?