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THEN SIGN THIS PETITION NOW!!!
Can we sign a petition asking you never to post anywhere?
I would love to know what you consider "fair value."
Online petitions have the same success rate as snarf on a Saturday night.
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I would love to know what you consider "fair value."


I would too, but consider this:

Disney bought Marvel for $4 billion ($4,000,000,000)

According to the NY Times it paid that sum for the rights to 5000 characters, from Spider-man to Squirrel Girl.

Assuming, simply for the sake of argument, that the $4 billion is divided equally per character (that is, Spiderman wasn’t worth any more than Squirrel Girl), then Disney paid $800,000.00 per character.

SG presumably wants the rights to (at least) the three main ‘Shazam’ characters (Cap, Mary, Junior), their major supporting characters and villains. It appears she also wants the rights to the other Fawcett superheroes from the 1940s.

So, based on my recollection of the 1970s DC Shazam comics (and the Fawcett reprints therein), she wants to buy the rights to at least the following:

  • 1. Capt. Marvel
    2. Capt. Marvel Jr.
    3. Mary Marvel
    4. the Wizard Shazam
    5. Sivana
    6. Sivana Jr
    7. Georgia Sivana
    8. Beautia Sivana
    9. Magnificus Sivana
    10. Capt. Nazi
    11. Ibac
    12. Mr Mind
    13. Mr Atom
    14. Black Adam
    15. Uncle Dudley
    16. Ebenzeer Batson
    17. Sterling Morrison
    18. Mr Tawny
    19. Lt. "Fat" Marvel
    20. Lt. "Tall" Marvel
    21. Lt. "Hillbilly" Marvel
    22. Hoppy the Marvel Bunny

There’s also the other Fawcett heroes, which would include the following:
  • 23. Bulletman
    24. Bulletgirl,
    25. Spy Smasher,
    26. Minute-Man,
    27. Mr. Scarlet
    28. Pinky
    29. Ibis

So, at $800,000 per character for 29 characters the fair market value for the “Fawcett Heroes” would be twenty-three million, two hundred thousand dollars ($23,200,000.00).

Either she's a lot wealthier than one would think or she plans to hold one hell of a bake sale.
maybe she taught her cats how to rob banks.
\:lol\:
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To: Warner Bros., Inc., DC Comics, Inc., and Dan Didio
Since you have no further plans to utilize any of these great, historical characters, please sell the rights to the characters you acquired from both Fawcett Publications and Quality Comics, including the publishing rights, to Cynthia Finnegan. She loves the characters, understands how they work best, something DC has not understood since 1986, and is offering you a better than fair price for them.

For more information on this offer, please refer to http://www.fawcettuniverse.com/historama/index.php

Sincerely,

The Undersigned


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Are you sure? There were nine signatures when I checked earlier. I thought more people would have singed it by now.
I fucking hate websites that disable the right click out of fear of being copied. If I wanted to copy their content, disabling my rightclick just delays me by a couple of mouseclicks.

What it does is prevent legit surfers from rightclicking on the links and making it load on the background tab (which means visiting the links automatically makes the surfer leave the site).
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You broke it,SoM! Way to ruin things,dude!
Well, la dee da. The goddess of the universe shouldn't need signatures or weird safeguards. So much for believing every custom title you read.
 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I would love to know what you consider "fair value."


I would too, but consider this:

Disney bought Marvel for $4 billion ($4,000,000,000)

According to the NY Times it paid that sum for the rights to 5000 characters, from Spider-man to Squirrel Girl.

Assuming, simply for the sake of argument, that the $4 billion is divided equally per character (that is, Spiderman wasn’t worth any more than Squirrel Girl), then Disney paid $800,000.00 per character.

SG presumably wants the rights to (at least) the three main ‘Shazam’ characters (Cap, Mary, Junior), their major supporting characters and villains. It appears she also wants the rights to the other Fawcett superheroes from the 1940s.

So, based on my recollection of the 1970s DC Shazam comics (and the Fawcett reprints therein), she wants to buy the rights to at least the following:

  • 1. Capt. Marvel
    2. Capt. Marvel Jr.
    3. Mary Marvel
    4. the Wizard Shazam
    5. Sivana
    6. Sivana Jr
    7. Georgia Sivana
    8. Beautia Sivana
    9. Magnificus Sivana
    10. Capt. Nazi
    11. Ibac
    12. Mr Mind
    13. Mr Atom
    14. Black Adam
    15. Uncle Dudley
    16. Ebenzeer Batson
    17. Sterling Morrison
    18. Mr Tawny
    19. Lt. "Fat" Marvel
    20. Lt. "Tall" Marvel
    21. Lt. "Hillbilly" Marvel
    22. Hoppy the Marvel Bunny

There’s also the other Fawcett heroes, which would include the following:
  • 23. Bulletman
    24. Bulletgirl,
    25. Spy Smasher,
    26. Minute-Man,
    27. Mr. Scarlet
    28. Pinky
    29. Ibis

So, at $800,000 per character for 29 characters the fair market value for the “Fawcett Heroes” would be twenty-three million, two hundred thousand dollars ($23,200,000.00).

Either she's a lot wealthier than one would think or she plans to hold one hell of a bake sale.



she can have the King Snarf line of characters for much less than that!



all seriousness aside, though, I think I recall seeing something somewhere that stated the other Fawcett characters had lapsed into public domain? needs further research. . .
I don't think fanfic counts as copyright infringement and I sincerely doubt that anyone would pay for shazamcunts writing so I think she can continue to write her fawcett cat romance fantasies without fear of consequences.
I asked Nowie to weigh in on this situation because I think his wisdom is needed, and he said this:

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I am sure Nowie, if he existed, would call her a total and utter Snarf
Fuck off!
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11. King Snarf Ca,95670 I support this petition because I want to marry the beloved author of this petition
I would like to sign a petition that would prevent anyone from selling her a Captain Marvel comic. Even out of the quarter bins.
http://fawcettuniverse.com/historama/

\:lol\: She wants to pay $600,000 for the full rights to those characters including TV/Film and reprints of old stories and cartoons. All while essentially telling DC that they're too stupid to know how to use them. This girl is master at negotiation. \:lol\:
Signed,

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12. CB Victoria 3044
11. King Snarf Ca,95670 I support this petition because I want to marry the beloved author of this petition
10. Patrick Finnegan Eloy, Arizona 85131 I've been a fan of Captain Marvel since Whiz Comics number one, and my daughter is the author of this petition. She knows more about these characters than anyone at their current publisher do. Giver her a chance to PROVE it.
9. ronn stewart MO 63125
8. Anthony Arfuso 6066 With all due respect to DC as well as to that of Warner Brothers this longtime fan in all honesty believes that if DC cant allow a true blue fan of the Shazam family and pro writer Gail Simone to land her dream job of begging to write a Captain Marvel monthly or even a Mary Marvel mini/maxi even that you please allow the author of this here petition to be handed over the rights to use the Shazam family and cast from hence forth for this particular person truly knows, loves as well as believes in this franchise more then anyone i've heard of apart from Gail herself. Thank you.
7. allen christopher trembone NY 10302
6. Brian Chapel Arizona 85281
5. Richard Lemon 34683 Sincerely ...
4. Robert Crawford Ca, 95670
3. Seth Gottlieb 06040
2. John G. Pierce 43119
1. Cynthia Finnegan Eloy, Arizona
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
http://fawcettuniverse.com/historama/

\:lol\: She wants to pay $600,000 for the full rights to those characters including TV/Film and reprints of old stories and cartoons. All while essentially telling DC that they're too stupid to know how to use them. This girl is master at negotiation. \:lol\:


Damn! I'll create characters she can have for $6k !! I call him.... Major Amazing! When he says the magic word NOSTALGIA! (possessing the combined talents and abilities of Nostradamus, Oscar Wilde, Stan Lee, Tommy Hilfiger, Achilles, Larry the cable guy, porn star Gia Paloma, doctor Ian McGregor, and Art Garfunkel) he becomes a force for Truth, Good, and Anglo-Saxon Beliefs!

Actually, she would only have to pay me $1k for those ideas...
Not to mention, her Forum is depressing.... \:\(

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Most users ever online was 3 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:30 am
I'll sell her a character for $5!

The character is called Captain Doesn't-Give-a-Fuck. His power is that he doesn't give a fuck.
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Signed,

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12. CB Victoria 3044
11. King Snarf Ca,95670 I support this petition because I want to marry the beloved author of this petition
10. Patrick Finnegan Eloy, Arizona 85131 I've been a fan of Captain Marvel since Whiz Comics number one, and my daughter is the author of this petition. She knows more about these characters than anyone at their current publisher do. Giver her a chance to PROVE it.
9. ronn stewart MO 63125
8. Anthony Arfuso 6066 With all due respect to DC as well as to that of Warner Brothers this longtime fan in all honesty believes that if DC cant allow a true blue fan of the Shazam family and pro writer Gail Simone to land her dream job of begging to write a Captain Marvel monthly or even a Mary Marvel mini/maxi even that you please allow the author of this here petition to be handed over the rights to use the Shazam family and cast from hence forth for this particular person truly knows, loves as well as believes in this franchise more then anyone i've heard of apart from Gail herself. Thank you.
7. allen christopher trembone NY 10302
6. Brian Chapel Arizona 85281
5. Richard Lemon 34683 Sincerely ...
4. Robert Crawford Ca, 95670
3. Seth Gottlieb 06040
2. John G. Pierce 43119
1. Cynthia Finnegan Eloy, Arizona


\:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\:


I laughed so hard,I threw up.
This thread makes me very happy.
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
\:lol\: She wants to pay $600,000 for the full rights to those characters including TV/Film and reprints of old stories and cartoons. All while essentially telling DC that they're too stupid to know how to use them. This girl is master at negotiation. \:lol\:


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Isn't this bitch a telemarketer? Don't you need to have some sort of negotiating skills for that job?
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
http://fawcettuniverse.com/historama/

\:lol\: She wants to pay $600,000 for the full rights to those characters including TV/Film and reprints of old stories and cartoons. All while essentially telling DC that they're too stupid to know how to use them. This girl is master at negotiation. \:lol\:


Damn! I'll create characters she can have for $6k !! I call him.... Major Amazing! When he says the magic word NOSTALGIA! (possessing the combined talents and abilities of Nostradamus, Oscar Wilde, Stan Lee, Tommy Hilfiger, Achilles, Larry the cable guy, porn star Gia Paloma, doctor Ian McGregor, and Art Garfunkel) he becomes a force for Truth, Good, and Anglo-Saxon Beliefs!

Actually, she would only have to pay me $1k for those ideas...



Dear Fat Cunt:

I, along with the majority of posters on these boards, refuse to sign your silly petition. The reason is simple: By refusing to buy anything to do with the Marvel Family AND by refusing to sign your silly petition, I am killing two fat, useless birds with one stone. I am ensuring that DC does not - and will not - publish those characters AND making your stupid life even more sad. You don't get them, DC won't publish 'em...I WIN!!!

Sincerely,

Joseph T. Mother

PS: You look like Barney from The Simpsons. Just saying...
http://www.facebook.com/cynthia.joy.finnegan

Nowie posted that on facebook. It scared me.
Oh, Nowhereman is alive?
Mostly.
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People

Think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts....think unsexy thoughts.

 Originally Posted By: rex
http://www.facebook.com/cynthia.joy.finnegan

Nowie posted that on facebook. It scared me.


Cynthia is a harsh and pissed off looking chick.

I don't see any proof that she's smarter than most people.
 Originally Posted By: Cunt

It isn't enough for me to sacrifice any sort of employment to outsourcing and credit checks, and my dignity by being on the public dole, now the Republicans want me to sacrifice money I DON'T HAVE so their rich buddies DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE???


Where the fuck is she getting $600,000?
Alimony from sammitch.
\:lol\:
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Cunt

It isn't enough for me to sacrifice any sort of employment to outsourcing and credit checks, and my dignity by being on the public dole, now the Republicans want me to sacrifice money I DON'T HAVE so their rich buddies DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE???


Where the fuck is she getting $600,000?


Donating blood, ova that she'll never need, and catgut for tennis rackets.
I now have 12 signatures on my petition. Its gone viral. There is no stopping me now. Now I have the full force of the internet on my side.
I say let the bitch have the characters. Then she'll be so busy writing and publishing shitty Marvel family fanfic that she'll be too busy to post here. Then when she goes bankrupt because nobody wants to read her shitty published Marvel family fanfic she'll lose everything and have to live in a moat.
You know what I love? The morons on this forum "thinking" that publishing will both keep me off the internet and make me go broke.

Never going to happen.

I know more about the publishing business than the DELUSIONAL DAN DIDIOT ever will, and unlike DAN DIDIOT, I won't allow plagiarism or pandering to the lowest common denominator. From what I've seen, the lowest common denominator, most of whom take everything "people" like DAN DIDIOT, Bill Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh say as gospel, have no brains or taste.

FYI, if you're going to sign the petition, USE YOUR REAL NAME.
 Originally Posted By: ShazamGrrl1
You know what I love? The morons on this forum "thinking" that publishing will both keep me off the internet and make me go broke.

Never going to happen.


based on your facebook updates you're already broke. And fugly.
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I know more about the publishing business than the DELUSIONAL DAN DIDIOT ever will, and unlike DAN DIDIOT, I won't allow plagiarism or pandering to the lowest common denominator. From what I've seen, the lowest common denominator, most of whom take everything "people" like DAN DIDIOT, Bill Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh say as gospel, have no brains or taste.


Sincerely, bizarro wonder boy.

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FYI, if you're going to sign the petition, USE YOUR REAL NAME.


Or what? You'll sit on us?
does the interweb have enough space to store her pictures on the Facebook?
 Originally Posted By: ShazamGrrl1
You know what I love? The morons on this forum "thinking" that publishing will both keep me off the internet and make me go broke.

Never going to happen.

I know more about the publishing business than the DELUSIONAL DAN DIDIOT ever will, and unlike DAN DIDIOT, I won't allow plagiarism or pandering to the lowest common denominator. From what I've seen, the lowest common denominator, most of whom take everything "people" like DAN DIDIOT, Bill Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh say as gospel, have no brains or taste.

FYI, if you're going to sign the petition, USE YOUR REAL NAME.


I concede your point about your knowledge of publishing. The truth of your words are evident in the fact that Dan Didio is head of a giant comic book company while you are on government assistance.
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: ShazamGrrl1
You know what I love? The morons on this forum "thinking" that publishing will both keep me off the internet and make me go broke.

Never going to happen.

I know more about the publishing business than the DELUSIONAL DAN DIDIOT ever will, and unlike DAN DIDIOT, I won't allow plagiarism or pandering to the lowest common denominator. From what I've seen, the lowest common denominator, most of whom take everything "people" like DAN DIDIOT, Bill Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh say as gospel, have no brains or taste.

FYI, if you're going to sign the petition, USE YOUR REAL NAME.


I concede your point about your knowledge of publishing. The truth of your words are evident in the fact that Dan Didio is head of a giant comic book company while you are on government assistance.


You owe me a new keyboard, mouse, and monitor.

\:lol\:
 Originally Posted By: ShazamGrrl1
You know what I love? The morons on this forum "thinking" that publishing will both keep me off the internet and make me go broke.

Never going to happen.

I know more about the publishing business than the DELUSIONAL DAN DIDIOT ever will, and unlike DAN DIDIOT, I won't allow plagiarism or pandering to the lowest common denominator. From what I've seen, the lowest common denominator, most of whom take everything "people" like DAN DIDIOT, Bill Reilly, Ann Coulter, and Rush Limbaugh say as gospel, have no brains or taste.

FYI, if you're going to sign the petition, USE YOUR REAL NAME.


Posting this kind of vitriol isn't going to win you any converts.

Better to write Didio a plot-summary proposal and beg him for the chance to do a one-shot, miniseries, or Elseworlds (if they still exist) the way you think the characters should be done.

Although after what you just posted, you'd definitely better submit it under a pseudonym, so Didio doesn't mail you a dead cat instead of a contract.
She's up to 13 signatures! That's like one a month!
 Originally Posted By: rex
She's up to 13 signatures! That's like one a month!


I really like this thread.

I have a contact at DC who is a publisher. I'm going to alert her to the petition. She'll raise it with DC's board, who will put the disposition of a trade mark portfolio of major assets to a nut job with no cash. They will of course vote yes.
\:lol\:
Oh, don't laugh. An online petition is a powerful tool. Much more effective than commonsense. Or even, say, an ongoing royalty stream derived from valuable copyright and trademarks.
Don't worry about what she brings to the table. She BRINGS the fucking table!
Those shitty corporate types with their fancy MBA degrees, and their high powered external IP counsel at Fross Zelnick, they're going to get totally owned by Cynthia "ShazamGrrl" McBrainfart.
You may want to let the board know that the government doesn't actually give out food stamps anymore. It's on a debit card now. So, I don't know how she'll actually pay them the $600,000. She might just have to take them all to the supermarket and load them up several shopping carts of snack foods for the office.
I think TimeWarner would think that deal brings value to shareholders, provided there were a couple of cartoons of Coke Zero thrown in for good measure.
The Coke Zeroes are doable, but the bendy straws are not covered by food stamps. So they'll have to come out of pocket themselves for those.
I think we have a deal, sir.
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Don't worry about what she brings to the table. She BRINGS the fucking table!



the buffet table!
\:lol\:
\:lol\:

I love how I was the last guy to sign that petition. That's one more than actually bought the Shazam! comic every month when it was being published!
http://www.newsarama.com/comics/fan-expo-2011-dc-flashpoint-110826.html

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Other tidbits from the Q&A session include Berganza asking the audience what they thought about the idea of an "Untold Tales of Flashpoint" project set in the timeline, the revelation that originally Cyborg was planned to have his own Flashpoint tie-in, Berganza saying that the decision to kill off characters is usually a "mixture" between creators and editorial, the promise from Berganza to a Spectre fan that Demon Knights will "deal with a lot of our mystical characters," Berganza's comment that the Flashpoint take on Superman was intended to "look at the human element of the character," and Azzarello telling the crowd, to a warm reception, "Shazam's coming, alright?"



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Shazam's gonna show you his O face!
http://www.newsarama.com/comics/geoff-johns-curse-of-shazam-120126.html

DC is changing captain marvels name to shazam.
Someone put that fat cunt on suicide watch.
SO..uh...Dave...how did that vote go down?
that's a picture of Pro's left testicle after Lothar gave him a sex disease.
Hah hah! Joke's on you, SoM! Pro doesn't have testicles!!!
YEAH!!! HA!! Eat it brown person!!
......wait.........
i just fell down
so...what happened to Pro's widdle balls?
Rowena took em years ago
 Originally Posted By: the G-Shill
Rowena took em years ago


I see you can play like you're "Ignoring" me until I prove your biased propaganda wrong. Then, you instantly go for the personal attacks.

YOU G-Man are THE pussy of the boards. Rex doesn't have a thing on you.

Pathetic bitch.
G-Man was always the pussy of the boards, Pro in spite of Rex insisting G-Man still has his balls! Rex knows...he's seen them up close and personel!!
\:lol\:

Good old LL.
I calls 'em as I sees 'em!
Just a reminder for our dear departed lover of Nowhereman...

 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
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