...one of your work responsibilities is to serve as Captain America's ride.









Lookit Steve ride Thor like a pony.

Don't they have an Avenger jet or Blackbird or something?

They have the Quinjet, but a mysterious shield-wielding figure keeps pouring sugar in the tank. All signs point to the only character in Marvel who always carries a round shield: The Taskmaster.

You would've thought at some point Tony Stark would've gotten sick of this and made him some jet boots or something.

This proves why Batman is superior to Capt. America. You rarely if ever saw him reduced to clinging to the back of Superman or Martian Manhunter. Batman's got dignity

. I see you had to go for non-canonical depictions and stuff from Earth 2. Batman wins again

Kryptonite KY mother fucker

Taskmaster? I barely knew her!

I'm sure Thor enjoys having Cap's crotch buried into the back of his neck. Win-win.

(Vikings. Bunch of pervs.)