Biden:

This is how black people where I come from walk.

"Hey Biden, let's play 'Addams Family'! I'll be Gomez, and you be Lurch!"

"When I'm done with this country, everyone's going to be walking the way Joe here is."

Snarf, keep your racist comments out of the forum.

"if you don't stop fighting my healthcare bill, joe's just gonna keep doing his king snarf impression until you do. he can do this all day. trust me."

obama:

Guess what I just pulled this finger out of.

Prez: "Psst! Hey Veep! Look! There! Look! No, right there, Joe. No, look down....right! There, see it? Hillary is totally rocking a penis under that suit pants..."

Biden: "Think it might be a dildo?"

Prez: "No, that's a cock. Seriously."