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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/lt_chile_earthquake
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A devastating magnitude-8.8 earthquake struck Chile early Saturday, shattering buildings and bridges, killing at least 78 people and setting off a tsunami that threatened every nation around the Pacific Ocean — roughly a quarter of the globe.

Chilean TV showed devastating images of the most powerful quake to hit the country in a half-century: In the second city of Concepcion trucks plunged into the fractured earth, homes fell, bridges collapsed and buildings were engulfed in flames. Injured people lay in the streets or on stretchers.

Many roads were destroyed and electricity and water were cut to many areas.

There was still no word of death or damage from many outlying areas that were cut off by the quake that struck at 3:34 a.m. (1:34 a.m. EST, 0634 GMT) 200 miles (325 kilometers) southwest of Santiago.

Experts warned that a tsunami could strike anywhere in the Pacific, and Hawaii could face its largest waves since 1964 starting at 11:19 a.m. (4:19 p.m. EST, 2119 GMT), according to Charles McCreery, director of the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center.

Tsunami waves were likely to hit Asian, Australian and New Zealand shores within 24 hours of the earthquake. The U.S. West Coast and Alaska, too, were threatened.

A huge wave swept into a populated area in the Robinson Crusoe Islands, 410 miles (660 kilometers) off the Chilean coast, President Michele Bachelet said, but there were no immediate reports of major damage there.

Bachelet said the death toll was at 78 and rising, but officials had no information on the number of people injured. She declared a "state of catastrophe" in central Chile.

"We have had a huge earthquake, with some aftershocks," Bachelet said from an emergency response center. She urged Chileans not to panic.

"Despite this, the system is functioning. People should remain calm. We're doing everything we can with all the forces we have. Any information we will share immediately," she said.

Powerful aftershocks rattled Chile's coast — 21 of them magnitude 5 or greater and one reaching magnitude 6.9 — the U.S. Geological Survey reported.

Bachelet urged people to avoid traveling, since traffic lights are down, to avoid causing more fatalities.

The airport for Chile's capital of Santiago airport was shut down and will remain closed for at least the next 24 hours, airport director Eduardo del Canto said. The passenger terminal suffered major damage, he told Chilean television in a telephone interview. TV images show smashed windows, partially collapsed ceilings and pedestrian walkways destroyed.

In Concepcion, nurses and residents pushed some of the injured through the streets on stretchers. Others walked around in a daze wrapped in blankets, some carrying infants in their arms.

The epicenter was just 70 miles (115 kilometers) from Concepcion, where more than 200,000 people live along the Bio Bio river, and 60 miles (95 kilometers) from the ski town of Chillan, a gateway to Andean ski resorts that was destroyed in a 1939 earthquake.

The quake also shook buildings in Argentina's capital of Buenos Aires, 900 miles (1,400 kilometers) away on the Atlantic side of South America.

Marco Vidal — a program director for Grand Circle Travel who was traveling with a group of 34 Americans — was on the 19th floor of the Crown Plaza Santiago hotel when the quake struck.

"All the things start to fall. The lamps, everything, was going on the floor. And it was moving like from south to north, oscillated. I felt terrified," he said.

Cynthia Iocono, from Linwood, Pennsylvania, said she first thought the quake was a train.

"But then I thought, oh, there's no train here. And then the lamps flew off the dresser and my TV flew off onto the floor and crashed."

"It was scary, but there really wasn't any panic. Everybody kind of stayed orderly and looked after one another," Iocono said.

In Santiago, modern buildings are built to withstand earthquakes, but many older ones were heavily damaged, including the Nuestra Senora de la Providencia church, whose bell tower collapsed. An apartment building's two-level parking lot also flattened onto the ground floor, smashing about 50 cars whose alarms and horns rang incessantly. A bridge just outside the capital also collapsed, and at least one car flipped upside down.

The quake struck after concert-goers had left South America's leading music festival in the coastal city of Vina del Mar, but it caught partiers leaving a disco. "It was very bad, people were screaming, some people were running, others appeared paralyzed. I was one of them," , Julio Alvarez told Radio Cooperativa in Santiago.

Bachelet said she was declaring a "state of catastrophe" in three central regions of the country.

She said Chile has not asked for assistance from other countries.

Several hospitals were evacuated due to earthquake damage, she said.

The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center called for "urgent action to protect lives and property" in Hawaii, which is among 53 nations and territories subject to tsunami warnings.

"Sea level readings indicate a tsunami was generated. It may have been destructive along coasts near the earthquake epicenter and could also be a threat to more distant coasts," the warning center said. It did not expect a tsunami along the west of the U.S. or Canada but was continuing to monitor the situation.

The largest earthquake ever recorded struck the same area of Chile on May 22, 1960. The magnitude-9.5 quake killed 1,655 people and left 2 million homeless. The tsunami that it caused killed people in Hawaii, Japan and the Philippines and caused damage to the west coast of the United States.

It was the strongest quake to hit Chile since a magnitude-9.5 temblor rocked southern Chile in 1960. Together with an ensuing tsunami, it killed at least 1,716 people.
Hawaii Prepares for Coastal Evacuations at Sunrise; Calif. Under Tsunami Advisory: "Sea level readings indicate a tsunami was generated. It may have been destructive along coasts near the earthquake epicenter and could also be a threat to more distant coasts," the warning center said. It did not expect a tsunami along the west of the U.S. or Canada but was continuing to monitor the situation.
Does anybody here know if Mxy is OK yet?
No idea but I wondered the same thing... What part of Chile is he from?
The fifth dimension.
The fifth region too, and the epicenter was in like the eight (in the south), but it got pretty messy here too. House is a mess but no one's dead.
Yet.
Those earthquakes are sneaky, silent killers.
I have three shelves with comics over my bed which all fell down completely, so if I had been in bed, I think my Uncanny X-Men Omnibus would have killed me... or, you know, one of the fucking shelves themselves.
That's what you get for investing in X-Men.

And fucking shelves.
Shelves. Shelves. Doesn't sound right. Shelves.
Maybe I did hit myself in the head. Fucking From Hell HC.
I am glad you are alright Mxy! My condolences to your fucking shelves.
I'm glad you're alright,dad of SOM.
Now stop making deals with Satan and your country might survive this!
I think we should all write to George Clooney and Wyclef Jean and ask them to send Kindles to the people of Chile in order to insure that a tragedy like this can never happen again.
Oh Mxy! I was wondering if you survived. Damn man, I hope your TPB's made it out okay.

BTW, how is your city? Any serious damage in your area? Any relatives or friends caught in the center?
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I have three shelves with comics over my bed which all fell down completely, so if I had been in bed, I think my Uncanny X-Men Omnibus would have killed me... or, you know, one of the fucking shelves themselves.



you ain't supposed to fuck shelves!
You know, it's funny. I didn't actually meaning "fucking shelves" in the verb sense, but rather adjectival sense.

But...Hell. I like the direction the joke has gone.
you would. dirty perv. probably gonna go and fuck your shelves now, ain'tcha? perv.
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Oh Mxy! I was wondering if you survived. Damn man, I hope your TPB's made it out okay.

BTW, how is your city? Any serious damage in your area? Any relatives or friends caught in the center?


My family's all fine, but there are couple of friends in other cities I still haven't heard from.

My city got off pretty well, especially compared to others down south. A few buildings have structural damage and had to be evacuated (mostly new ones), and some areas (like mine) still don't have water or electricity. We don't have phone lines either, but only because a portrait fell and cut the cables (?!). Cellphones are working fine now (it was pretty nerve-wrecking trying to get ahold of everyone in the hours after the quake with no phones).

I walked through the city yesterday to get to a place with electricity, and didn't see anything too fucked up. Mostly gardens in front of buildings full of shattered glass, and some stores and drugstores that had been looted. Near my house a big (pointless) pillar fell down, and some water was running down the street.

My comics are surprisingly fine... but my Life of Python hardcover got pretty bruised. A Superman statue lost its arm. At least I didn't have to deal with any exploding TVs (plural), like a friend who lives two blocks away.
also my shelves are still all in the floor, so they are now considerably easier to fuck.
Maybe you, the shelves, rex and his sock can all double date now.
Dad! I'm glad you're safe. Send me all of your comics, for safekeeping.
SOM wants the shelves too. For sodomy.
I would treat it to candlelight dinner first
I can't even get fucked by my shelves. \:\(
-snarf
Even busted dead ass shelves won't give three fourths of a quickie.
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Must be a bunch of shelf-fuckers.
Leave Mxy's shelves alone you pervs!!!
How are things going in your area Mxy?
My city's doing fine, I have electricity and some water now, which means I can see REALLY the depressing stuff on TV. In Concepcion, one of the cities that got hit the worst, the looting really got out of hand: some looters started making fires at public places to distract the police and continue stealing elsewhere. They got carried away in a deparment store (that had already been looted) and the whole building collapsed (with them inside). Firemen couldnt much because they didn't have water in that area. I've also heard about people who bring food and stuff to help, being robbed at gunpoint as they drive into the city, but I don't know if that's true.

Also, I finally read some comics I acquired last week, including Flash Rebirth #6. It killed what was left of my faith in humanity.
I'm sorry you had to experience that horrible comic.

but glad that you're still alive!


Pariah saw the bit about exploding tvs and got excited.
 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
I can't even get fucked by my shelves. \:\(
-snarf


I can only get them 3/4 of the way in, but they put splinters in my anus.
-Snarf.
Posted By: thedoctor Mxy, WTF Did You Guys Do Down There?! - 2010-03-03 12:53 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20100302/sc_space/chileearthquakemayhaveshorteneddaysonearth
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The massive 8.8 earthquake that struck Chile may have changed the entire Earth's rotation and shortened the length of days on our planet, a NASA scientist said Monday.

The quake, the seventh strongest earthquake in recorded history, hit Chile Saturday and should have shortened the length of an Earth day by 1.26 milliseconds, according to research scientist Richard Gross at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.

"Perhaps more impressive is how much the quake shifted Earth's axis," NASA officials said in a Monday update.

The computer model used by Gross and his colleagues to determine the effects of the Chile earthquake effect also found that it should have moved Earth's figure axis by about 3 inches (8 cm or 27 milliarcseconds).
Posted By: allan1 Re: Mxy, WTF Did You Guys Do Down There?! - 2010-03-03 1:39 AM
I saw that article on yahoo.....read the comments below it.Unfreakin'beleivable.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Mxy, WTF Did You Guys Do Down There?! - 2010-03-03 1:47 AM
Goddamnit, dad. You broke our earth!
Posted By: rex Re: Mxy, WTF Did You Guys Do Down There?! - 2010-03-03 1:50 AM
 Originally Posted By: allan1
I saw that article on yahoo.....read the comments below it.Unfreakin'beleivable.


5595 comments as of right now. The ones I read are pure comedy gold.
 Originally Posted By: BASAMS The Plumber
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AFLAC!
Posted By: the G-man Another Chilean Earthquake? - 2010-05-04 2:37 AM
They just reported another one on the news.

Christ, Mxy, what did you people do to piss off God?
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Another Chilean Earthquake? - 2010-05-04 2:48 AM
it's that HAARP shit, I tells ya.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Another Chilean Earthquake? - 2010-05-04 2:50 AM
Countries that were hit by earthquakes these past few months have eyewitnesses who reported seeing strange colors in the sky before the earthquakes, which happened a few minutes after they took drugs.
 Originally Posted By: the G-man
They just reported another one on the news.


Wasn't any stronger than the hundreds of aftershocks since february.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Another Chilean Earthquake? - 2010-05-04 4:09 PM
Seriously, Mxy, how many Superman statues most go maimed before you fuckers get your shit together?
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Another Chilean Earthquake? - 2010-05-04 10:39 PM
Must of them.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Another Chilean Earthquake? - 2010-05-04 10:44 PM
Most they suffer for your evil?
http://news.yahoo.com/big-quake-hits-chile-no-major-damage-reported-002327475.html
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A major quake hit central Chile on Sunday, rattling buildings and temporarily triggering a coastal evacuation on fears of a tsunami, but there was no serious damage and big mines in the world's top copper producer were operating normally.

Residents in Chile's capital, Santiago, fled their homes as the tremor rattled television sets, kitchen cabinets and tables, and a mayor in the town of Parral in south-central Chile told local radio a 74-year-old woman died of a heart attack due to the quake. There were no reports of serious casualties.

The 7.1 magnitude quake struck 16 miles north- northwest of the town of Talca at a depth of 22 miles at 7:37 p.m. local time (5.47 p.m. EDT), the U.S. Geological Survey said, revising down an initial magnitude of 7.2. The tremor struck 136 miles from Santiago, home to about a third of Chile's population of 17.2 million people.

It was one of the strongest quakes to hit Chile since a massive 8.8 temblor devastated the south-central region in early 2010, which triggered tsunamis, killed about 500 people and hammered roads and infrastructure.

The government lifted a preventive evacuation order just before midnight, after about 7,000 people were ordered to evacuate the Maule region's coast due to signs the sea had retreated a bit, Chilean Health Minister Jaime Manalich said. No tsunami alert was issued.

"Fortunately, save for one person who died due to a heart problem, there are no fatalities and fortunately the country's infrastructure, both public and private, resisted the earthquake's effects well," President Sebastian Pinera told reporters in Seoul, South Korea, where he is on an Asian tour.

The government emergency agency, ONEMI, said two people were injured after the fake ceiling of a church in Santiago collapsed, and one person suffered injuries from a transit accident in the Biobio region.

Interior Minister Rodrigo Hinzpeter said later there could be up to 10 people lightly injured from the quake. Electricity supply was restored after short disruptions in some areas.
Eh, there was actually a stronger one (at least in my area) a few days before, but it got no press because it was 4 AM.
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