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Hands above the covers, people! #201052 2002-03-16 4:53 AM
Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1 First Amongst Daves OP Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
OP First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1	Spotted on the Lucifer board... http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/index.html Help my vision is going!

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201053 2002-03-16 5:03 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts
Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	i like how the big yahoo.com britney spears ad appears on this page. coincidentally, im sure.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201054 2002-03-16 1:27 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness. Well that's it.I now know why I keep forgetting where my keys are & why I wear glasses.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201055 2002-03-16 10:34 PM
Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1 First Amongst Daves OP Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
OP First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1	I'd answer you, but I'm too down about it.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201056 2002-03-16 11:20 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts
Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	..what... ...what do these words say...

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201057 2002-03-17 12:07 AM
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OP First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1	...too...weak...to ...respond...

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201058 2002-03-17 1:03 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	I bet some of you are wacking it right now.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201059 2002-03-31 8:39 AM
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OP First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1	I'm not wacking, I'm re-adjusting.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201060 2002-04-06 4:42 AM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	quote: Originally posted by allan1: Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness. Oh my god. Holy shit. No fucking way. Seriously, that's too much of a fucking coincidence, I've recently developed nearsightedness, I've always been a little bitter and depressed, I sleep alot, and people always tell me I'm forgetful. .........damn, I'm never going to masturbate again.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201061 2002-04-06 5:16 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	quote: Originally posted by Animalman: .........damn, I'm never going to masturbate again. There's no reason to go saying wild and crazy things like that.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201062 2002-04-08 5:28 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts
Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	yes! um... ... get a hold of yourself! ... ...uh huh huuhuhhhuhhh....

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201063 2002-04-09 2:05 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 594 Out Calls Only. glamorilla 500+ posts
glamorilla 500+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 594 Out Calls Only.	mmm...Id rather get a hold of you baby...

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201064 2002-04-09 2:58 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts
Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	you mean lothar, right? ...right!?

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201065 2002-04-09 8:56 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	UM...OH,BOY...THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201066 2002-04-10 1:40 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts
Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	run, boy!! run!!!

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201067 2002-04-16 4:10 AM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	YOU CAN BETCHYER ASS I BE runnin'

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201068 2002-04-16 6:28 PM
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Anonymous Unregistered	so much for the candles next to my tub...

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201069 2002-04-18 1:48 PM
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Rob cobra kai 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 45,820 in the dojo without fear	eh?

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201070 2002-04-19 3:28 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	quote: Originally posted by kassandra: so much for the candles next to my tub... HA!!! Good one.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201071 2002-04-18 4:09 PM
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Anonymous Unregistered	thanks! makes one wonder at some of the men and women suffering from repetitive stress injury... -kassandra quote: Originally posted by allan1: HA!!! Good one.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201072 2002-04-25 9:35 AM
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OP First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1	Something tells me they're not for mood lighting.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201073 2002-05-02 5:03 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 190 Second star to the right, stra... Avatar 100+ posts
Avatar 100+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 190 Second star to the right, stra...	Sometimes I feel very ashamed to be a Christian...just the get rid of all candles statement alone made me want to puke. Why the heck must I be associated with people like this? It isn't fair I tell you! I fancy myself a reasonable person... P.S. did any of you click the "ALL candles" link? takes you to an end-times site devoted to telling you how candles are hosts for demons

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201074 2002-05-02 7:20 PM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,144 Gotham City Lor 3000+ posts
Lor 3000+ posts Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,144 Gotham City	"...uh huh huuhuhhhuhhh...."-Robby Yeah bay-bee! "Sometimes I feel very ashamed to be a Christian...just the get rid of all candles statement alone made me want to puke. Why the heck must I be associated with people like this? It isn't fair I tell you! I fancy myself a reasonable person..."-avatar hahahaha thats a laugh!

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201075 2002-05-02 7:35 PM
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Avatar 100+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 190 Second star to the right, stra...	quote: Originally posted by Lor: hahahaha thats a laugh! Idle hands = devil's playground and all that. You can hardly fault a bored man from participating in amusing sexual discussions when they're just so darn prevalent.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! Avatar #201076 2005-05-21 4:08 AM
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts
Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt	[image]http://www.topwallpaper.de/boysgirls/modelsmen/jwp121.jpe[/image] Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault! Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0 "I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921 "If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Re: Hands above the covers, people! #201077 2005-05-21 11:18 PM
Joined: May 2005 Posts: 8 Phoenix ElizaM4 1 post
ElizaM4 1 post Joined: May 2005 Posts: 8 Phoenix	I masturbate all the time my boyfriend cant give me an orgasms but i all ways give my self five in a roll! p.s how do i get my boyfriend to have a three some with me and my other girl friend? Last edited by ElizaM4; 2005-05-22 12:04 AM.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! ElizaM4 #873077 2007-09-30 2:18 PM
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Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	Such a nice lady.

Re: Hands above the covers, people! Lothar of The Hill People #879123 2007-10-16 1:18 PM
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OP First Amongst Daves Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,230 Likes: 1	I like her already. Pimping my site, again. http://www.worldcomicbookreview.com

Re: Hands above the covers, people! First Amongst Daves #879346 2007-10-16 11:39 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,432 Likes: 8 Way back in the woods.	You're just hoping she gives you a free toss or at least a good come hither look.

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