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Should know I'm Nowhereman's alt. Still loves G-Man...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Still hasn't been able to retrieve that village from his lower colon...
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wants someone to retrieve the gerbil from his ass
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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was the one to put it there
From ME.... DUH!
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Lorie Rester la même
Tu dis, que le succès Peut me faire perdre pied Changer et dérailler
Mais regarde-moi Sans me juger Suis-moi tu verras Je ne suis pas une diva
Les gens n'ont qu'à parler J' me laisserai pas piéger Jamais manipuler Tu peux toujours essayer Sans vouloir t'effacer Je n'ai jamais triché J'avance sans piétiner J'ai encore des choses à prouver
{Refrain:} J'me prends pas la tête je sais qu' j' suis pas la reine Sache que je tiens surtout à rester la même J' vais pas changer puisque c'est comme ça qu'on m'aime Sois tranquille c'est sûr je resterai la même
Tu dis que le succès Parvient à transformer Mon âme et mes pensées
Ne crois pas tout ça ! Essaye de voir Ce que je vis (De) l'autre côté du miroir
Les gens n'ont qu'à changé Je suis hors de danger Pas peur de dériver Tu peux toujours essayer Les gens peuvent bien penser Que je n' sais plus rêver Que je suis trop blasée J'ai encore des choses à prouver
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{Break R'n'B:} C'est clair qu'elle est la même Mais avec la vie qu'elle mène On pourrait s' demander si aussi jeune elle n'est pas blasée Plus sa notoriété, plus tout son succès Elle répond sur la scène et l'effort qu'elle y met (Accro ! ) Les critiques, c'est comme partout ; elles fusent Mais rester véridique C'est c' qu'on nous abuse C'est pour ceux qui baillent qui sont à même de juger Qui vont sûrement pas changer Pour une poignée de dérangés !
{au Refrain}
Quand tous nos moments de vie ou sur la scène Dans mon coeur je sais qu' je suis restée la même Je n' veux surtout pas te causer de la peine Fais moi confiance je saurais rester la même ...
Na na na na na (...) Na na na na na (...)
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somehow found a french gerbil to teach him the language for "favors"
(had to have my last post be an insult, just like the first)
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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is really just lurking about, seeing if anyone misses him
From ME.... DUH!
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom that premiered on FX on August 4, 2005. The series was created and developed by Rob McElhenney, Glenn Howerton and Charlie Day, who also star in the show. The TV series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run Paddy's Pub, a relatively unsuccessful Irish bar in South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The series follows "The Gang", a group of five depraved underachievers, siblings Dennis and Deandra "Dee" Reynolds, their friends Charlie Kelly and Mac, and their father, Frank Reynolds, who run Paddy's Pub, a run-down bar in South Philadelphia. They are dishonest, egotistical, selfish, greedy, unethical, lazy, arrogant and antagonistic, and are often embroiled in controversial issues. Episodes usually find them hatching elaborate schemes, conspiring against one another or others for personal gain or the pleasure of watching their downfall. Their tactics often rely on inflicting emotional and sometimes physical pain on individuals both deserving and undeserving. They regularly use blackmail and manipulate one another and others outside of the group. Their unity is never solid; any of them would quickly dump the others for quick profit or personal gain regardless of the consequences. Almost everything they do results in competition between them. Despite their lack of worldly success, the Gang generally maintain high opinions of themselves and display an often obsessive interest in their own reputations and public images. Despite this high sense of self worth, the gang often have little sense of shame when attempting to get what they want and will often engage in activities which others would find humiliating, disgusting, or even absurd, such as smoking crack cocaine in order to qualify for welfare, seducing a priest, or hiding inside a leather couch in order to spy on someone. The Gang also display a penchant for substance abuse as all of them drink heavily while several of them have abused other drugs including cocaine (in both powdered and crystalline form), marijuana, hallucinogens, prescription pills, and household products such as glue and spray paint.
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Gang Gets Racist [1.1] Dennis: I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.
Mac: [to Sweet Dee and Charlie] Are you two seeing this? [all look over at Dennis]
Dennis: [gayly] ...boys are out tonight, huh?
Mac: This is unbelievable. What the hell is going on here? You got black women crawling all over you, and this Mary over here is the belle of the ball. Why do these people like you guys so much?
Charlie: Well dude, it's not that they like us, it's that they don't like you. You know why? Uhh... because you're an asshole!
Charlie: Domino, biatch!
Dee: How could you not tell me you were gay? Terrell: I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia! I didn't think it was that big a secret.
Black Student: Bout to bust that shit up Reece, Bout to bust that shit up Boy! Mac: Absolutely.
[Students stare at Mac]
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Blow Up The Outside World Soundgarden
Nothing seem to kill me no matter how hard I try Nothing is closing my eyes Nothing can beat me down for your pain or delight And nothing seems to break me No matter how hard I fall nothing can break me at all Not one for giving up though not invincible I know
I've givin' everything I need I'd give you everything I own I'd give in if it could at least be ours alone I've given everything I could To blow it to hell and gone Burrow down and Blow up the outside world
Someone tried to tell me something Don't let the world bring you down Nothing will do me in before I do myself So save it for your own and the ones you can help
Want to make it understood Wanting though I never would Trying though I know it's wrong Blowing it to hell and gone Wishing though I never could Blow up the upside world
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Pink Floyd were an English rock band who achieved worldwide success with their psychedelic and progressive rock music. Their work is marked by the use of philosophical lyrics, sonic experimentation, innovative album art, and elaborate live shows. Pink Floyd are one of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful rock music groups of all time. It is estimated that they have sold over 200 million albums worldwide, including 74.5 in the United States.
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5. Time has not always existed. Time started with the big bang and will end if the Universe does.
4. Time can be perceived differently by our brains depending on our activities. A boring day will 'drag' on whilst if we are enjoying ourselves time will seem to 'fly', this phenomenon is referred to as 'temporal illusion' by psychologists.
3. Time appears to accelerate the older we get. Some (including Stephen Hawking) suggest the reason for this is that when we are ten years old a year is a tenth of our whole life and seems a long time, yet for a sixty-year-old a year is just a 60th of their life and therefore perceived as a shorter period.
2. Some modern atomic clocks are so accurate they can lose less than a second in 400 million years.
1. A universal time scale has been developed called UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) which is based on the time told by atomic clocks but compensates for the minute slowing of the Earth's rotation (caused by the gravity of the Moon) by adding Leap Seconds every year to prevent day from creeping into night (albeit in a millennia or two).
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The Triple B Collection: Fit to Kill (1993) R Cult auteur Andy Sidaris delivers another B-movie spectacular in this offering from the Triple B (short for bullets, bombs and babes) Collection. In Fit to Kill, buxom do-gooders Donna (Dona Speir) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez) set out to reclaim the stolen Alexa diamond from its hiding place in Russia … only to run into their nemesis, Martin Kane (Geoffrey Moore). Bruce Penhall, Tony Peck and Cynthia Brimhall co-star.
Genre:Action Thrillers, Espionage Action, Heist Films This movie is:Steamy, Campy
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The Triple B Collection: Enemy Gold (1987) R Three federal agents (Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere and Suzi Simpson) get the boot when they crack a few heads during a drug raid. After being issued their pink slips, they set out on a camping expedition and stumble across a horde of gold buried during the Civil War. But little do they know that they're being tracked by a vicious drug lord (Rodrigo Obregon) and a luscious but lethal hit woman (Julie Strain).
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The largest piece of ice to fall to earth was an ice block 6 meters (20 ft) across that fell in Scotland on 13 August 1849.
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Here We Come a'Wassailing - Parody
Here we come a'wassailing Among the leaves so green, Here we come a wandering, So fair to be seen.
Love and joy come to you, And to you, your wassail too, And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year, And God send you a Happy New Year.
If you're not sure what a wassail is you're not alone You wonder why it's been so long And you have never known It's because it's from England It's not American
Just like cricket, the Rolling Stones and figgy pudding too It's just something that British people do
If you visit England I have this to say to you If you need a restroom then you'll have to find a loo Yes, it seems quite absurd They have many different words And they spell things like favourite and colour with a 'u' What a funny European thing to do
If you're in an English restaurant and you're feeling kind of sick Because the person next to you has ordered spotted dick
There's no need to feel faint No it isn't what you think It's a pudding with raisins and it's nothing quite so foul Well, in England they say 'willy' anyhow
I hope you've learned enough about English carols from this song That 'now we don our gay apparel' doesn't just sound wrong
It does not insinuate that the singers are not straight It's just more silly British talk and I mean no offense but leave speaking English to Americans
Just leave speaking English to Americans
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