RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts the famous insult the person above you thread

Should know I'm Nowhereman's alt. Still loves G-Man...

Still hasn't been able to retrieve that village from his lower colon...

more than willing to go in and help retrieve

wants someone to retrieve the gerbil from his ass

was the one to put it there

Lorie
Rester la même


Tu dis, que le succès
Peut me faire perdre pied
Changer et dérailler

Mais regarde-moi
Sans me juger
Suis-moi tu verras
Je ne suis pas une diva

Les gens n'ont qu'à parler
J' me laisserai pas piéger
Jamais manipuler
Tu peux toujours essayer
Sans vouloir t'effacer
Je n'ai jamais triché
J'avance sans piétiner
J'ai encore des choses à prouver

{Refrain:}
J'me prends pas la tête je sais qu' j' suis pas la reine
Sache que je tiens surtout à rester la même
J' vais pas changer puisque c'est comme ça qu'on m'aime
Sois tranquille c'est sûr je resterai la même

Tu dis que le succès
Parvient à transformer
Mon âme et mes pensées

Ne crois pas tout ça !
Essaye de voir
Ce que je vis
(De) l'autre côté du miroir

Les gens n'ont qu'à changé
Je suis hors de danger
Pas peur de dériver
Tu peux toujours essayer
Les gens peuvent bien penser
Que je n' sais plus rêver
Que je suis trop blasée
J'ai encore des choses à prouver

{au Refrain}

{Break R'n'B:}
C'est clair qu'elle est la même
Mais avec la vie qu'elle mène
On pourrait s' demander si aussi jeune elle n'est pas blasée
Plus sa notoriété, plus tout son succès
Elle répond sur la scène et l'effort qu'elle y met
(Accro ! ) Les critiques, c'est comme partout ; elles fusent
Mais rester véridique
C'est c' qu'on nous abuse
C'est pour ceux qui baillent qui sont à même de juger
Qui vont sûrement pas changer
Pour une poignée de dérangés !

{au Refrain}

Quand tous nos moments de vie ou sur la scène
Dans mon coeur je sais qu' je suis restée la même
Je n' veux surtout pas te causer de la peine
Fais moi confiance je saurais rester la même ...

Na na na na na (...)
Na na na na na (...)

somehow found a french gerbil to teach him the language for "favors"

(had to have my last post be an insult, just like the first)

is really just lurking about, seeing if anyone misses him

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom that premiered on FX on August 4, 2005. The series was created and developed by Rob McElhenney, Glenn Howerton and Charlie Day, who also star in the show. The TV series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run Paddy's Pub, a relatively unsuccessful Irish bar in South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The series follows "The Gang", a group of five depraved underachievers, siblings Dennis and Deandra "Dee" Reynolds, their friends Charlie Kelly and Mac, and their father, Frank Reynolds, who run Paddy's Pub, a run-down bar in South Philadelphia. They are dishonest, egotistical, selfish, greedy, unethical, lazy, arrogant and antagonistic, and are often embroiled in controversial issues. Episodes usually find them hatching elaborate schemes, conspiring against one another or others for personal gain or the pleasure of watching their downfall. Their tactics often rely on inflicting emotional and sometimes physical pain on individuals both deserving and undeserving. They regularly use blackmail and manipulate one another and others outside of the group. Their unity is never solid; any of them would quickly dump the others for quick profit or personal gain regardless of the consequences. Almost everything they do results in competition between them. Despite their lack of worldly success, the Gang generally maintain high opinions of themselves and display an often obsessive interest in their own reputations and public images. Despite this high sense of self worth, the gang often have little sense of shame when attempting to get what they want and will often engage in activities which others would find humiliating, disgusting, or even absurd, such as smoking crack cocaine in order to qualify for welfare, seducing a priest, or hiding inside a leather couch in order to spy on someone. The Gang also display a penchant for substance abuse as all of them drink heavily while several of them have abused other drugs including cocaine (in both powdered and crystalline form), marijuana, hallucinogens, prescription pills, and household products such as glue and spray paint.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The Gang Gets Racist [1.1]
Dennis: I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.

Mac: [to Sweet Dee and Charlie] Are you two seeing this?
[all look over at Dennis]

Dennis: [gayly] ...boys are out tonight, huh?

Mac: This is unbelievable. What the hell is going on here? You got black women crawling all over you, and this Mary over here is the belle of the ball. Why do these people like you guys so much?

Charlie: Well dude, it's not that they like us, it's that they don't like you. You know why? Uhh... because you're an asshole!

Charlie: Domino, biatch!

Dee: How could you not tell me you were gay?
Terrell: I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia! I didn't think it was that big a secret.

Black Student: Bout to bust that shit up Reece, Bout to bust that shit up Boy!
Mac: Absolutely.

[Students stare at Mac]

Blow Up The Outside World
Soundgarden


Nothing seem to kill me no matter how hard I try
Nothing is closing my eyes
Nothing can beat me down for your pain or delight
And nothing seems to break me
No matter how hard I fall nothing can break me at all
Not one for giving up though not invincible I know

I've givin' everything I need
I'd give you everything I own
I'd give in if it could at least be ours alone
I've given everything I could
To blow it to hell and gone
Burrow down and
Blow up the outside world

Someone tried to tell me something
Don't let the world bring you down
Nothing will do me in before I do myself
So save it for your own and the ones you can help

Want to make it understood
Wanting though I never would
Trying though I know it's wrong
Blowing it to hell and gone
Wishing though I never could
Blow up the upside world

Pink Floyd were an English rock band who achieved worldwide success with their psychedelic and progressive rock music. Their work is marked by the use of philosophical lyrics, sonic experimentation, innovative album art, and elaborate live shows. Pink Floyd are one of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful rock music groups of all time. It is estimated that they have sold over 200 million albums worldwide, including 74.5 in the United States.

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5. Time has not always existed. Time started with the big bang and will end if the Universe does.

4. Time can be perceived differently by our brains depending on our activities. A boring day will 'drag' on whilst if we are enjoying ourselves time will seem to 'fly', this phenomenon is referred to as 'temporal illusion' by psychologists.

3. Time appears to accelerate the older we get. Some (including Stephen Hawking) suggest the reason for this is that when we are ten years old a year is a tenth of our whole life and seems a long time, yet for a sixty-year-old a year is just a 60th of their life and therefore perceived as a shorter period.

2. Some modern atomic clocks are so accurate they can lose less than a second in 400 million years.

1. A universal time scale has been developed called UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) which is based on the time told by atomic clocks but compensates for the minute slowing of the Earth's rotation (caused by the gravity of the Moon) by adding Leap Seconds every year to prevent day from creeping into night (albeit in a millennia or two).

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The Triple B Collection: Fit to Kill
(1993) R
Cult auteur Andy Sidaris delivers another B-movie spectacular in this offering from the Triple B (short for bullets, bombs and babes) Collection. In Fit to Kill, buxom do-gooders Donna (Dona Speir) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez) set out to reclaim the stolen Alexa diamond from its hiding place in Russia … only to run into their nemesis, Martin Kane (Geoffrey Moore). Bruce Penhall, Tony Peck and Cynthia Brimhall co-star.

Genre:Action Thrillers, Espionage Action, Heist Films
This movie is:Steamy, Campy

The Triple B Collection: Enemy Gold
(1987) R
Three federal agents (Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere and Suzi Simpson) get the boot when they crack a few heads during a drug raid. After being issued their pink slips, they set out on a camping expedition and stumble across a horde of gold buried during the Civil War. But little do they know that they're being tracked by a vicious drug lord (Rodrigo Obregon) and a luscious but lethal hit woman (Julie Strain).

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The largest piece of ice to fall to earth was an ice block 6 meters (20 ft) across that fell in Scotland on 13 August 1849.

Here We Come a'Wassailing - Parody


Here we come a'wassailing
Among the leaves so green,
Here we come a wandering,
So fair to be seen.

Love and joy come to you,
And to you, your wassail too,
And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year,
And God send you a Happy New Year.

If you're not sure what a wassail is
you're not alone
You wonder why it's been so long
And you have never known
It's because it's from England
It's not American

Just like cricket, the Rolling Stones
and figgy pudding too
It's just something that British people do

If you visit England
I have this to say to you
If you need a restroom
then you'll have to find a loo
Yes, it seems quite absurd
They have many different words
And they spell things like favourite
and colour with a 'u'
What a funny European thing to do

If you're in an English restaurant
and you're feeling kind of sick
Because the person next to you
has ordered spotted dick

There's no need to feel faint
No it isn't what you think
It's a pudding with raisins
and it's nothing quite so foul
Well, in England they say 'willy' anyhow

I hope you've learned enough about
English carols from this song
That 'now we don our gay apparel'
doesn't just sound wrong

It does not insinuate
that the singers are not straight
It's just more silly British talk
and I mean no offense
but leave speaking English to Americans

Just leave speaking English to Americans