RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I woke up this morning...

And this is what I saw

I realized, this is all an illusion. The world was destroyed in a nuclear holocaust, and I am the last living creature on Earth. All of you, Rob, Velo, nowhereman, you're all just mirages, none of this is real. Why are you in my mind!? Get out of my mind! AAAAAHHHHHH

whoa.

Party on.

whoa indeed

That's pretty deep man.

hmmm...interesting thought....just take the little blue happy pill.....

isnt the blue pill viagara??

The other one is actually a cock.

I don't exist?

Then that means I can randomly touch women's tits and not be held accountable for it! SWEET!

Also, I think I can go to Afghanistan, hijack a couple of camels and ram them into tents! Thanks for making me realize this! I owe you a lot so I'm going to kill you last!

That....is too complicated for me to think of....OH MY GOD I'M MELTING!!!!

Nowhereman is a gay mirage. Or was that gay marriage?? I'm not sure..

you broke the first rule!! I'm telling mom!

Fuck! Spoilers alert, Bueller?

He can't leave Rob.

We are easily amused.

Ben Browder!

You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.

She said: You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,
But you were born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning
All the love has gone,
Your Papa never told you
About right and wrong.

But you're looking good, baby,
I believe you're feeling fine, (shame about it),
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.

But you're one in a million
You've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should
know. Last night you were flying but today you're so low
- ain't it times like these that make you wonder if
you'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and
brothers. Don't you wish you didn't function, wish you
didn't think beyond the next paycheck and the next little
drink' Well you do so make up your mind to go on, 'cos
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Mama said you'd be the Chosen One.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a gun.

dog names

K.O.
K-9
KAFKA
KAHLUA
KAISER
KALAMAZOO
KALEIDOSCOPE
KANDINSKY
KARMA
KATMANDU
KAYLE
KEEPERS
KELLOGG
KENO
KENTUCKY
KENYA
KERMIT
KEWPIE
KIBBLES
KID
KIELBASA
KIKI
KIKU
KILLER
KILO
KIMBUNDU
KING
KING KONG
KINKO
KIPLING
KISSES
KIWI
KLONDIKE
KLUTZ
KNAIDEL
KNICKERBOCKER
KNOCKOUT
KNUCKLES
KOALA
KOBI
KODA
KOKO
KONA
KOOKABURRA
KOOL
KORBEL
KOSMIC
KOSMO
KRISPY
KRYPTONITE
KUDU
KUJO
KUMA

Baha Men
Who Let The Dogs Out

Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now


Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)


Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

124. Repo Man
Starring: Harry Dean Stanton, Emilio Estevez, Tracey Walter ...
125. Revenge of the Nerds
Starring: Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards, Curtis Armstrong ...
126. Risky Business
Starring: Tom Cruise, Rebecca DeMornay, Joe Pantoliano ...
127. Roxanne
Starring: Steve Martin, Daryl Hannah, Rick Rossovich ...
128. Running Scared
Starring: Gregory Hines, Billy Crystal, Steven Bauer ...
129. Ruthless People
Starring: Bette Midler, Danny DeVito, Judge Reinhold ...

118. Princess Bride, The
Starring: Cary Elwes, Robin Wright Penn, Mandy Patinkin ...
119. Private Benjamin
Starring: Goldie Hawn, Eileen Brennan, Armand Assante ...
120. Private School
Starring: Phoebe Cates, Kathleen Wilhoite, Betsy Russell ...
121. Rachel Papers, The
Starring: Dexter Fletcher, Johnathan Pryce, Ione Skye ...
122. Raising Arizona
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter, John Goodman ...
123. Real Genius
Starring: Val Kilmer, William Atherton, Deborah Foreman

Arteriovenous fistula
An arteriovenous fistula is an abnormal channel or passage between an artery and a vein.
An arteriovenous fistula is a disruption of the normal blood flow pattern. Normally,
oxygenated blood flows to the tissue through arteries and capillaries. Following the
release of oxygen in the tissues, the blood returns to the heart in veins. An
arteriovenous fistula is an abnormal connection of an artery and a vein. The blood
bypasses the capillaries and tissues, and returns to the heart. Arterial blood has a
higher blood pressure than veins and causes swelling of veins involved in a fistula.
There are two types of arteriovenous fistulas, congenital and acquired.

Vasculitis (inflammatory vascular diseases)
Vasculitis is an inflammation of the blood vessels that can affect any blood vessel in
any part of the body. The inflammation can be limited to one location within a blood
vessel, or spread throughout an organ or tissue, so symptoms of vasculitis can affect
every major body system. Vasculitis is not a disease, but a process that occurs in the
course of many other diseases and disorders. Vasculitis can affect people of all ages.
Some age groups are affected more than others, depending on the type of vasculitis. There
also are geographical and ethnic differences in the incidence of vasculitis.

12.From the earliest times in the United States, sodomy (variously defined) was prohibited,
although some historians suggest that early sodomy laws were mainly used to address
issues of non-consensual behavior, or public behavior. The earliest known United States
law journal article dealing with sodomy was in 1905 in West Virginia. Attorney E.D. Leach
argued that "perverted sexual natures" were related to crime. "Sodomy, rape, lust-murder, bodily injury, theft, robbery, torture of animals, injury to property and many other crimes may be committed under these conditions." 18th and 19th century judges often editorialized about the act of sodomy as they handed down their rulings. "That most detestable sin", the "horrid act", "the horrible crime", "that which is unfit to be named among Christians" characterized some of the colorful language used by British and American jurists when punishing sodomites. Indeed, emphasis is usually on the notion that the act of anal penetration is so abominable and offensive "to God almighty" that the term Sodomy (literally, that which occurred in Sodom) is the only appropriate way of designating the activity. In other words, it was understood that when reference was made to "an unspeakable act" having occurred, it was clear that the act in question was none other than anal penetration. Some say, however, that the "Sin of Sodom" accurately referred not to anal penetration but rather to the agglomeration of ALL the
unholy activities said to have occurred in Sodom and that it is thus inaccurate to imply
a one-to-one relationship.

In the 1950s, all states had some form of law criminalizing sodomy, and in 1986 the
United States Supreme Court ruled that nothing in the United States Constitution bars a
state from prohibiting sodomy. However, state legislators and state courts had started
to repeal or overturn their sodomy laws, beginning with Illinois in 1961, and thus in
2003, only 10 states had laws prohibiting all sodomy, with penalties ranging from 1 to
15 years imprisonment. Additionally, four other states had laws that specifically
prohibited same-sex sodomy. That year the United States Supreme Court reversed its 1986
Bowers v. Hardwick ruling and in Lawrence v. Texas, invalidated these laws as being an
unconstitutional violation of privacy, with Sandra Day O'Connor's concurring opinion
arguing that they violated equal protection. See Sodomy law.

However, Lawrence v. Texas has not changed the Uniform Code of Military Justice Article
125 that bans all servicemen and women from engaging in “sodomy”. The United States
Armed Forces Code defines the offense thus:

5.The primarily sexual meaning of the word sodomia for Christians did not evolve before the
500s CE. It was Byzantine Emperor Justinian I who in his novels no. 77 (dating 538) and
no. 141 (dating 559) amended to his Corpus iuris civilis was the first to declare that
Sodom's sin had been specifically same-sex activities and desire for them in order to
create homosexual scapegoats for recent earthquakes and other disasters of his time, but
most of all to enact anti-homosexual laws that he used upon personal as well as political
opponents in case he could not prove them guilty of anything else.

BON JOVI
Last Cigarette

Regrets are all you left, on your lipstick stains
Take a picture of our past there in that ashtray
We had our fun, I used to light your flame
Like the dancing smoke that rose we tried to find our way

No one told me, she told me

Your love's like one last cigarette
Last cigarette, I will savor it
The last cigarette
Take it in and hold your breath, hope it never ends
But when it's gone, it's gone
The last cigarette

Just to breathe reminds me of what used to be
The smoke's the ghost that keeps you close when I can't sleep
Don't ask the past to last, it's about to change
The memories don't answer when I call your name

No one told me, she told me

[Chorus]
Your love's like one last cigarette
Last cigarette, I will savor it
The last cigarette
Take it in and hold your breath, hope it never ends
But when it's gone, it's gone
One last cigarette, last cigarette
One I can't forget, the last cigarette
Right there at my fingertips, got your taste still on my lips
Right or wrong
You're still gone, gone, gone

No one told me, she told me
You always lose the girl in a Brian Wilson world

[Chorus]

No one told me, she told me
The Last Cigarette