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Current JLR Membership Roster:

Ace
Britannica Online
Fused
Jay Orin
Kaz
Spandex Monkey Man

Darren Messenger (active associate)
Jade Starlight (active associate)

Hybrid (Leave of Absence)
Midnight Spectre 2.0 (Leave of Absence)
Tommy (inactive associate)

Centurian (turned evil)
Nuriko98 (turned evil)
Registered Member #552 (turned evil)
Stupid Dogg (turned evil)
The Time Trust (turned evil)



JLR adventure links:

JLR: In the beginning...
ITB - 13 posts.

The Justice League Reality - Message Board
JLRMB - 14 pages

JLR: The Convention Adventure
TCA - 8 pages

JLR War
War - 3 pages

JLR: The Wedding
Wed - ? pages

JLR vs the CSF! - CSF - 4 pages
Incorporating:

So Britannica walks up to the Penultimate MBL HQ...
BMBL - 6 posts
- Leading onto Penultimate MBL: ... MIDGET ... PIZZA ... MAN ...
MBL: MPM - 2 pages

The JLR presents...D0GG at the airport
DA - 4 posts

The JLR presents...D0GG somewhere in the Mid-west
DMW - 5 posts

The Return of Chant
ROC - 1 post

JLR: ___________
___ - ? pages

JLR: The Meeting A.K.A. JLR: The 2004 Starsky_Hutch Awards
TM - 1 page

JLR: Weapons of Mass Confusion
WMC - 2 pages

JLR: Countodwn to the House of Infinity Crisis - Disassembled
CHICD - ? pages


JLR Hall of (Justice) Fame:

dun_like_dinner (2003)
"for cleaning up our adventures by establishing the JLR Talk Thread."

Registered Member #552 (2003) (2004)
"who provided a link to a new message board in our time of crisis." and "Probably the most hilarious of us all!"

Midnight Spectre 2.0 (2003)
"for having the noble fortification of defending men (and women) by founding the JLR."

Starsky_Hutch76 (2003)
“because we all wanted to be in the Justice League too."

Britannica (2004)
"for saving the JLR from page 2 and excellence in leadership, for scouring the internet multiverse to look for new posters and for being the single most important person on the team."

Chant (2004)
"this guy is our Magneto for delivering a purpose to the JLR."

Wednesday (2004)
"for taking charge so well after Brit took a leave of absence."



JLR Arch Nemesis:

Chant
First appearance: ITB 4



Justice League Reality Roll Call:

Midnight Spectre 2.0

Brian Alexander Ortiz
Formerly (young) Nightwing and midnightspectre
Founding member: ITB 2
Bio: ITB 3; ITB 12; JLRMB 13


Starsky_Hutch76
Founding member: ITB 2
Last Appearance: ITB 9


La Machine

Donal Thoms-Cappello
Formerly nets4life
aka Vegi-La I
Joined: ITB 2
Leave of absence: CSF 1
Bio: ITB 3; ITB 12; JLRMB 13


Glomad Beefknickle
Ray
Joined: ITB 3
Last Appearance: ITB 13


DJ Miker Dee
Joined: ITB 3
Last Appearance: ITB 9
Bio: ITB 3


Super chief
Joined: ITB 3
Last Appearance: ITB 5
Bio: ITB 3


REDSOX
Active: ITB 3
Last Appearance: ITB 9
Bio: ITB 3


Britannica Online

Stephen J. Coppins
Formerly Britannica and Mr. Misinformation I
Joined: ITB 4
Bio: ITB 4; JLRMB 14; Below


Wednesday

Jason Perkins (Deceased)
Formerly AGW and Any Given Wednesday
Joined: ITB 5
Died: CHICD 1
Bio: ITB 3; ITB 12; JLRMB 13; Below


Ace

David
Formerly Batman117
Joined: ITB 5
Bio: ITB 12; JLRMB 13


Cowgirl Jack

Jaclyn “Jackie” M. Angelo
Formerly JMAngelo
aka Harpy I and Sphinxgirl Jack
Joined: ITB 10
Disappeared: CSF 3
Bio: ITB 9; ITB 12; JLRMB 12


Registered Member# 16603
Unknown
Active: ITB 2 Joined: ITB 12
Last Appearance: ITB 13
Bio: ITB 12


dun_like_dinner

Cleanforus
Formerly Super Janitor Man
Joined: ITB 12
Left: TCA 9
Bio: ITB 12


Superfly Sr.

Jason Perkins
Joined: JLRMB 1
Revealed to be a member of IRG: JLRMB 7
Bio: Below


Registered Member #552

Unknown
Joined: JLRMB 2
Bio: JLRMB 13


Harpy I

Harpy Jeezebel Pandora
aka Cowgirl Jack
First Appearance: JLRMB 6
Bio: JLRMB 12


Harpy II

Alice (Deceased)
aka She-Chant/Cowgirl Jack Clone 1
Active: JLRMB 9
Became ally of Chant: JLRMB 10
Bio: JLRMB 13


Chant

Michael Eybye
Joined: TCA 4
Left: TCA 8
Bio: JLRMB 13


Vegi-La I
aka La Machine
First Appearance: TCA 5
Resumed La Machine form: War ?


Di Bat Pho

Part-Time Member
Joined: TCA 6
Joined Holiday Heroes: CSF 2
Bio: Below (See Britannica)


Hybrid

Adam Hughes
Joined: CSF 1
Bio: Below


Transneapolitan
John "Scoop" Brooker
Formerly The Ice Cream Man
Joined: CSF 1
Bio: Below (See Britannica)


Fused

Venn "Fused" Codek
Joined: CSF 1
Bio: Below


Centurian

Alexander "Alex" Henderson
Granted Temporary Membership: CSF 1
Bio: Below


Chessmaster 9000.53
Joined: CSF 1
Inactive since: JLR: _____
Bio: Below


The Time Trust

TTT-34099853-HF-8837
Joined: CSF 2
Bio: Below


Spandex Monkey Man

Judas Fairweather
Joined: CSF 3
Bio: Below


Statika
Marlon Red
Active: CSF 3
Inactive since: CSF 4
Bio: Below (See Spandex Monkey Man)


Nuriko98

Khourin Fujiyama
Active: CSF 3
Bio: Below


Tommy
Thomas Kyoden Murimoto
Active: CSF 3
Bio: Below


Stupid Dogg

Dogg
aka D0GG
Joined: CSF3
Bio: Below


Jade Starlight

Active: WMC 1
Bio: Below


Kaz, The Amazing Human Dude

Kazibushtimakinori Smith
Joined: WMC 1
Bio: Below


Jay Orin

aka Anilation Lee
Active: WMC 2
Bio: Page 2


JLR Animal SideKicks-Force (JLR ASK-Force):
First Appearance: JLR War 1

Pork-Butte
Mountain climbing Boar
Active: ITB 12
Last Appearance: ITB 12


Buttercup
Horse
Active: JLRMB 3
Deceased: War 2


Napoleon
Donkey
Active: JLRMB 4


Esmarelda
Chicken
First Appearance: JLRMB 3
Active: JLRMB 8


Hoppy - The Marvel Bunny

Dakota
Joined: War 2


The Amazing Spider Monkey
Peter
Joined: War 2


Thundercat
Sparky
Joined: War 2

Venn "FUSED" Codek

Occupation:
Club DJ

Powers:
Fused has the meta ability to absorb ambient soundwaves around him and release them as sonic energy in the form of a sonic boom. His sonic booms can be used to propel himself distances up to 20 yards. The sonic energy can also be released through a hand-to-hand or melee attack. The absorption period takes approximately 2-3 seconds.

He also has bionic arms that start from his elbows to his fingertips. He has recently acquired means to incorporate his club skills into his cybernetics. He can fire blue pulse electricity using harmonic wavelengths to the brain to simulate euphoric patterns which can incapacitate his target.

Personality:
Fused uses cynicism and sarcasm to deal with situations. Definitely not one to take things too seriously. Very easy-going yet hot-tempered when hes pushed past his threshold. He's very stylish and flashy. To him more flash the better. Sometimes performing the amazing feate puts such a strain on him, he can become momentarily clumsy. He's cool and confident but nowhere near perfect and he knows that.

Appearance and gear:
Black leather boots with buckles all the way to the top. Black vinyl pants with random buckles and zippers. Dark blue metallic leather vest with snap buttons up one side of the front. Bionic forearms. Blue eyes. Pale whiteish skin. Neon blue and black tattoos around his arms. Black medium length hair. Silver sunglasses with black lenses that have computational and analytical properties.

History:
While Venn was in college, on the weekends he spun raves and random parties. He loved how he controlled the crowd with his techno and house records. He was often told how he took people to different levels of consciousness with his music. This fascinated him. He wanted unlock the neuro patterns that sent the brain into this state and replicate it.

Always afraid of public reaction towards his meta-powers, he kept his abilities a secret. He always knew he had a special gift understanding audio frequencies. In his hometown of Big City, where super-heroes and super-villains ran rampant, he walked downtown and ran into a gigantic supervillain pummelling on a hero. Knowing he had to intervene he used his powers in public display for the first time ever. He fired a charge of sonic energy at the rogue maniac toppling him backwards. Not knowing the strength of the monolith he was grabbed by the arms and his radius and ulnas were crushed like paper mache. In this desperate hour he absorbed more ambient sonic energy he ever had in his life. A 2 block diameter of sound went silent and vacuumed into Venn's right knee. A thunderous crack was released into the villains sternum and both quickly crumpled to the ground enemy dead and Fused handicapped.

Venn was rushed to Big City Hospital where bionic prosthesis were grafted onto him replacing his lost forearms. When he found out he could incorporate the finest in audio equipment into his arms, he rejoiced. He now spun all the raves with is hands in the air blasting progessive house to the party kids sending them to euphoric ecstacy til dawn weekend after weekend.

Wednesday

Powers: Variable. Every Wednesday of every week, Wednesday gets a new power. So far he's been able to teleport, and move objects. At one point during The Convention Adventure Wednesday had 365 powers (time warp bubble glitch). Currently, he can apparently harden himself to steel, a la Colossus, giving him super-resistance and strength.

Note: This isn't every real-life Wednesday, however. Real weeks pass much faster than weeks in the story, so months can go by in the real world before the character sees a power change.

Personality: Possibly the least heroic of the heroes, Wednesday would prefer to be surrounded by good looking women than beating up on villains. Wednesday is always on the prowl for a beautiful girl with a nice body and a phone number to give. He is also, possibly the most likely to say what's on his mind. What's on his mind, though, is often the last thing anyone wants to hear. He can be condescending and plainly rude at times. His heart is in the right place, though. When the chips are down, Wednesday can be counted on.

History: Rumored to be an ex-pimp (this has never been proven or denied) Wednesday's origins are blurry at best. Originally, he was called Any Given Wednesday before shortening his name to simply Wednesday.

Related Characters:

Superfly Sr.: Wednesday's doppleganger from this universe, Superfly has the exact same power. When the JLR first came to this universe (Rob's Damn Board) from their own (the DCMBs) Superfly Sr. pretended to be Any Given Wednesday, allowing him to infiltrate the JLR's ranks. This plan was eventually thwarted after the real Any Given Wednesday appeared in this universe. Currently, Superfly Sr. is a member of the Injustice Reality League (IRL), a group of villains consisting largely of JLR dopplegangers.

Vanessa: She is a Hooter's Restaurant calendar girl who once had... relations with Superfly Sr. At the time, however, Superfly was masquerading as Wednesday (named Any Given Wednesday back then), so Vanessa naturally believed Wednesday was the father of their unborn child. Recently (in the unfinished JLR War story) she was seen hanging with the IRL. Apparently, she is with Superfly Sr. now; though whether she is a member of the IRL has yet to be seen.

Centurian

Real name:
Alexander “Alex” Henderson

Occupation:
Student.

Powers:
By rolling his mystical percentile dice, Alexander Henderson is magically transported to another dimension and is replaced with 1 of 100 fantasy related adventurers or creatures.

Each number combination of the dice calls upon a particular adventurer or creature (see below). The rolls are completely random and each adventurer or creature has a will of their own.

While in the other dimension, Alex can telepathically communicate with his replacements and can use their sense of sight, hearing and smell to observe what his replacements are doing in the real world.

These dimensional swaps last for 3 hours, then Alex is automatically brought back to the real world. Though Alex is not sure what happens to his counterparts when he swaps back with them.

Personality:
Alex is a 17 year-old student and an avid D&D player. At school he is considered a geek and a dork, because of his lack of sporting prowess and his gaming hobby.

Alex lives at home with his Mom, who spends most of her time at work.

Alex is rather shy, especially around women (except for his Mom), and adopts respectful tones around people older than himself. This makes it hard for Alex to control some of the more experienced and bolder adventurers.

Though quite excited by the prospect of becoming a superhero, Alex is still new to superheroing (for example not having a costume, forgetting to use his codename). He will ask lots of questions and seek lots of reassurance that what he is doing is right. He will follow the orders of older members without question, even if he disagrees with them, and does not feel confident expressing his own thoughts or opinions, unless directly asked.

Alex will not tell the JLR what he knows about the history of the dice, yet, as he is worried the JLR may throw him off the team if they find out about the dies questionable past.

Appearance:
Alex is short for his age and thin. He has blonde hair and green eyes.

Alex currently doesn’t have a superhero costume, wearing normal cloths on missions.

When each of the 100 dice beings is transported to the real world, they possess relevant armour, weapons and magical items.


History:
About a month ago, Alex Henderson was in his local gaming store, when a strange man walked up to him and offered him some percentile dice.

The man told Alex, that he would want these dice, and he guaranteed impressive results. He pressed the dice into Alex’s hands and literally disappeared into the shadows.

Returning home, Alex absently took the dice from his pocket and threw them on his bedside table. When the dice stopped rolling, Alex was sent into another dimension, while a Dwarven Fighter-Thief appeared in his place in the real world.

Alex found he was able to communicate with Thorfen (the Dwarf), but wasn’t able to stop the Dwarf from making a big mess in his home. After about 3 hours, Thorfen disappeared and Alex reappeared back in his home.

After a bit more testing, Alex discovered that the dice replaced him with different fantasy adventurers or creatures, depending on the dice role.

Seeing the JLR advertise for new members, Alex adopted the codename Centurian, as he can randomly call upon 1 of 100 different beings, when he rolls the dice.

Centurian has recently learnt that an evil wizard, Morthryn, is somehow connected with the dice. Morthryn was at least responsible for three of the adventurers being associated with the dice.

Related Characters:
When rolling the mystical percentile dice, Centurian is replaced with 1 of the following beings.

Centurian is not aware of every being, associated with the dice. The beings that Centurian has swapped with so far, are in bold.

* More details to come later everyone


Dice roll - Name, Race & Class

01 - Balbo Cottonhole, Halfling (Hobbit), Thief: Burglar

02 - Fosco Rumblehoe, Halfling (Hobbit), Fighter: Berserker

03 - Grizzlebane, Gnome, Illusionist: Imagemaker

04 - Siggtrigger, Tinker Gnome, Bard: Professor

05 - Balfore, Mountain Dwarf, Fighter

06 - Thorfen, Mountain Dwarf, Fighter/Thief

07 - Borin, Hill Dwarf, Fighter/Bard: Skald

08 - Nailin, Hill Dwarf, Fighter/Cleric

09 - Beau Fletcher, Human, Bard

10 - Hamish MacDougall, Human, Bard: Skald

11 - Anatis, Human, Fighter: Peasant Hero

12 - Gerard de Rapierwitte, Human, Fighter: Swashbuckler

13 - Kolan, Human, Fighter: Barbarian

14 - Audric Gammidge, Human, Thief

15 - ?????, Human, Thief: Assassin

16 - Seth Jaegar, Human, Thief: Bounty Hunter

17 - ?????, Human, Mage

18 - Ethel, Human, Mage: Witch

19 - Than Hoi Lu, Human, Mage: Wu Jen

20 - Necross, Human, Mage: Necromancer

21 - Antebyotix, Human, Druid: Village Druid

22 - Ravon, Human, Druid: Totemic Druid

23 - Antacol, Human, Priest

24 - Friagrin Tuck, Human, Monk

25 - Roger, Human, Paladin

26 - Sir Ganymede van der Burgh, Human, Fighter: Cavalier

27 - ?????, Human, Paladin: Errant

28 - ?????, Half-Elf, Fighter/Mage

29 - ?????, Half-Elf, Ranger: Avenger

30 - ?????, Half-Elf, Ranger: Explorer

31 - ?????, Half-Elf, Bard: Blade

32 - Cyril Wiffengryphen, Half-Elf, Fighter/Mage/Priest

33 - Rudigar Havak, Half-Elf, Mage: Wildmage

34 - ?????, Half-Elf, Druid: Shapeshifter

35 - Tarragorn, Half-Elf, Ranger

36 - ?????, Half-Elf, Fighter: Outlaw

37 - ?????, Half-Elf, Mage: Patrician

38 - Hupesh Glusil, Half-Elf, Mage: Mystic

39 - Alovaren, Elf, Ranger: Archer

40 - Celoril, Elf, Mage: Oracle

41 - Ensuleion, Elf, Mage: Enchanter

42 - Thaliramion, Elf, Mage: Chronomancer

43 - Belilmaril, Elf, Fighter/Mage/Thief

44 - ?????, Sylvan Elf, Ranger: Forrest Runner

45 - ?????, Half Orc, Thief: Bounty Hunter

46 - ?????, Half Orc, Fighter/Cleric

47 - ?????, Orc, Fighter

48 - ?????, Goblin, Fighter

49 - ?????, Hobgoblin, Mage: Witchdoctor

50 – Glerm, Kobold, Thief: Scavenger

51 - ?????, Bugbear, Fighter

52 – N/A, Troll, Fighter

53 - Bugnus Gring, Half Ogre, Mage: Shaman

54 – Mungo, Ogre, Fighter: Barbarian

55 - ?????, Ogre Mage, Mage

56 - ?????, Fremlin, Thief

57 – Trixie, Pixie, Fighter/Mage

58 – Seamus, Leprechaun, Bard: Riddlemaster

59 - ?????, Dryad, Druid: Warden

60 – Mosseltoe, Treant (Ent), Ranger: Greenwood Ranger

61 - Ha’Bat Tu`, Beastman, Ranger: Beastmaster

62 – Aroogra, Mongrelman, Thief

63 - ?????, Lizard Man, Fighter: Barbarian

64 - ?????, Kenku, Fighter/Thief

65 - ?????, Gnoll, Fighter

66 – Garanak, Minotaur, Fighter: Gladiator

67 - ?????, Giff, Thief: Buccaneer

68 - Kal’marae, Tako, Fighter

69 - Lorne, Satyr, Bard

70 – Fifur, Wemic, Fighter

71 - ?????, Werebear, Fighter

72 - ?????, Weretiger, Fighter/Mage

73 – Rraouel, Rakshasa, Fighter/Mage

74 – Sygnid, Swanmay, Ranger

75 - ?????, Centaur, Ranger

76 - ?????, Lammasu, Priest

77 – Medesaurus, Saurial Bladeback, Priest

78 - ?????, Gorgon

79 - ?????, Manticore

80 - ?????, Chimera

81 - ?????, Griffon

82 - ?????, Hippogriff

83 - ?????, Unicorn

84 - “Purebreeze”, Pegasus

85 - ?????, Wyvern

86 - ?????, Hydra

87 - ?????, Phoenix

88 - Ba’nar & Shi’ulk, Tayling & Taylang, Mage & Fighter

89 – Dunno, Doppleganger, Various

90 - ?????, Illithid (Mind Flayer)

91 – N/A, Umber Hulk

92 – N/A, Beholder

93 - ?????, Firlolg

94 - ?????, Mountain Giant

95 - ?????, Cloud Giant

96 - ?????, Storm Giant

97 - ?????, Copper Dragon

98 - ?????, Bronze Dragon

99 - ?????, Silver Dragon

00 - ?????, Gold Dragon

Hybrid

Name- Adam Hughes

Age- 21

Family- Orphan

Occupation- Past- Unemployed bum Present- Full time superhero

History/Powers- Adam Hughes was a down on his luck loser. A failure. No friends, no family, and just looking to make a quick buck. That's how he happened across that fateful ad in the classified section of the newspaper.

"Wanted- Lab asst. easy work, no experience needed."

A scientist had created a new way to help endangered animals by giving them an edge over the other animals. That edge was adapting faster to their environments. All he needed was someone to test it on. Adam went in for the job and got talked into playing gerbil for the scientist (there was an extra hundred dollars in it for him if he did). This procedure he went under changed him. He became better. Faster. Stronger. Smarter. He could adapt into any environment; physically, mentally, socially. He no longer had any problems fitting in.

Then his powers got stronger. Little did he know that that procedure had given him a hyper-accelerated evolution through the genetic engineering he had undergone.Now he could do practically anything. Grow wings, breath underwater, see in the dark. All he needed was to be conditioned into that environment.

For example if he wanted to grow an exoskeleton he'd have to be in an environment we're he got the crap beat out of him. After a short while his powers would adjust to the beating and his power would grow him a shell to protect him. Not always in control of his powers he sometime falls prey to the animal instincts they create.

Personality- Being able to adapt into any environment, Hybrid can get along with almost anybody allowing him to be his cool calm fun-loving self. Though when his animal instincts take hold of him he can get out of control.

BRITANNICA

Real Name: Stephen J. Coppins, J.P., ADIPA(LP)D, ALIATec

Occupation: Librarian; College Teacher; former Administrative assistant.

Group Affiliations: The Justice League Reality (JLR) - currently on leave of absence; Friends of International Libraries Everywhere (F.I.L.E.).

JLR Occupation: Moral compass; elder-statesman; know-it-all; and curator of the JLR Trophy Room.

Vital Statistics:
Age: 31
Weight: (pre marrriage) 79kg (after marriage) 82kg
Height: 177cm
Eyes: Brilliant Blue
Hair: Brown (Beard (if grown): ginger)
Place of Birth: Isle of Sheppey, Kent, England.
Citizenship: Resident and naturalised citizen of Australia.

Base of Operations: The Farmhouse of Justice, Pennsylvania, United States RKMB Universe; The DataBase, secret location in Australia; RKMB Universe. Formerly The Barn of Justice, Pennsylvania, United States RKMB Universe; formerly The Bachelor Pad of Justice, DCMB Universe.

Powers:
Psychic:
. Useless Information Ability
. Information Overload Attack
. Telepathic link with his fiance/wife (depending which story you are reading), Di Bat Pho.

Physical:
. Independent Third-toe movement
. Partial invulnerability (only involving moving vehicles)
. Information Gateway Ability (Teleportation) (instantaneous transportation between The Farmhouse of Justice, The Database and any library service. This allows Britannica to take part in JLR activities and still get to work on time. Also able to teleport to other realms, for example to that of the omnipotent being known as Rob, The Moderator. (see also weaknesses)

Weapons: The Britannerang. (see also weaknesses)

Skills: Able to conduct pre-school story-times for 30 children (plus mothers)

Weaknesses:
. A side-affect of Britannica’s teleportation power tends to shoot La Machine off somewhere to a random point on the Earth’s surface (luckily, so far, only to populated areas on land).

. The Britannerang causes lots of damage. But not necessarily at what Britannica aims for. . .

. Back in the original JLR Universe, Britannica was hypnotised by Chant to become the villainous Mr. Misinformation. Though it was believed that Britannica was cured, unknown to the other members of the JLR, the Mr. Misinformation persona often re-asserted itself. In this current reality Mr. Misinformation is a separate entity. It is unclear if Britannica has completely been purged of his Mr. Misinformation persona.


Background:
The boy who would be come Britannica was born in England, to an English Father and Australian Mother. Britannica has one sibling, the adventurer known as The Southern Cross. At the age of 8, young Britannica’s family moved to Australia.

Born a mutant, Britannica’s abilities revealed themselves at an early age. He was always found with his nose in non-fiction and reference books, which triggered his “useless information ability”. At the age of 10, Britannica crashed a dirt bike into a log pile on his Uncle’s farm, sustaining only a minor cut, beneath his nose, requiring only three stiches. Throughout his teenage years, Britannica secretly developed his teleportation ability, travelling to other realms, such as the DC, Marvel & Dr. Who universes. At age 20, Britannica was hit by a car sustaining only minor bruising and confirming Britannica’s partial invulnerability to moving vehicles.

Like all true geniuses, Britannica left school early. Britannica’s strong moral and ethical code, led him to work for organisations, which provided services to the community, such as the TAFE (Technical And Further Education) college network, a National Trade Union and the Library & Information profession (including University, TAFE & Public libraries).

While working in Libraries, Britannica’s information overload attack came to the fore, when he was required to write reports & record minutes and also explain library policy and procedure to library patrons. Expected to provide instant access to the answers to library patron requests for information, Stephen adopted the name Britannica (both as a reference to the Encyclopaedia and his British origin).

Britannica soon heard of the Superhero Group, the Justice League Reality, and successfully applied as a member. He took part in numerous adventures with the Team. On one such mission, Britannica was hypnotised by the villainous Chant, turning the hero into Mr. Misinformation. Though, thought to be cured by his teammates, Britannica’s Mr. Misinformation persona often asserted itself secretly. Not long after, the JLR suffered the “Crisis of the JLR-MB”, where their home Universe was deleted by Rob, the omni-potent being known as The Moderator!

Britannica and a majority of the JLR found themselves in the RKMB, renewing their battle with their arch-foe Chant (who also made it to the RKMB Universe), and fighting new foes, including the RKMB Universe’s version of Britannica, the villainous Mr. Misinformation & his army of Amazonian Librarians, and the Injustice Reality League.

During the JLR's Convention Adventure, Britannica met Di Bat Pho. The couple have recently married (once the story is wrtten) and are currently on their honeymoon.


Related characters:

DI BAT PHO (pronounced DE BAT FOE)

Physical abilities:
Super reflexes - to help dodge trucks, on-coming traffic, etc.

Speed - to help run red lights.

Transformation - in time-honoured JLR tradition, once a month Di Bat Pho transforms into a humanoid hybrid creature and gains abilities of a different animal of the Chinese zodiac:
Jan: Rat; Feb: Ox; Mar: Tiger; Apr: Rabbit; May: Dragon; Jun: Snake; Jul: Horse; Aug: Goat; Sep: Monkey; Oct: Rooster; Nov: Dog; Dec: Pig. (see weaknesses)

Martial Arts - nuff said

Intellectual abilities:
Can read, write and speak any language after a period of study.

Has access to the Vietnamese Super Soldier program's records and resources. (see Origin)

Psychic abilities:
Mental domination - can haggle with any shop owner to get a cheeper price on goods and services

Telepathic link - Di Bat Pho shares a telepathic link with her fiance/husband (depending what story you're reading), Britannica.

Equipment:
Di Bat Xe mo to (motorbike) or Di Bat Bike

Weaknesses:
After reverting to her human form, Di Bat Pho undergoes a period of dizziness for about 2 hours.

Gets he & she and his & her descriptors mixed-up when talking about people.

Physical characteristics:
Elvin ears

Origin:
Not much is known about the early life of Di Bat Pho (which means "to prowl the streets").

Di Bat Pho is an operative of the Vietnamese Communist government's Super Soldier program, who was on a mission to track down Chant and his Evil-US-Postal-Worker-Type-Minions, when she met Britannica and the JLR.

Di Bat Pho is currently a part-time member of the JLR and is engaged/married to Britannica (depending on what story you're reading).


TRANSNEAPOLITAN

Real name:
John "Scoop" Brooker


Occupation:
Adventurer. Former ice cream vendor.


Powers:
Transneapolitan can transform his body into a variety of ice-cream flavours. He can also control his body's consistency, from melted to rock-hard, giving him the ability to shape shift, move through small openings or hit someone with incredible strength.

Transneapolitan can also create constructs from any flavour ice cream. These include, baseball bats, ice cream sleds, cages, barriers and other items.

While in ice cream form, Transneapolitan is vulnerable to heat and flame, which causes him to melt.


Personality:
Considering that he has been turned into living ice cream, John is a reasonably levelheaded individual.

Relatively new to crimefighting, Transneapolitan tends to make corny superhero remarks while in public (eg. Greetings Citizens! or Holy Donuts). When around children, he will provide advice on the importance of cleaning teeth, looking both ways before crossing the road, and to drink milk. But this is just for show and he talks quite normally around people he knows.

However, the traumatic events leading up to him gaining his powers have left a few psychological scars. Transneapolitan gets angry around thugs and will do whatever it takes to protect honest, hard-working citizens.

Also Scoop now spend most of his time in his ice cream form, as he doesn't feel the pain from his injuries, which still affects Scoop in human form.


History:
Refusing to pay protection money to a bunch of heavies, working for a criminal organisation, John Brooker was attacked and left for dead. As he lay in the store's freezer, melting ice cream oozed into his open wounds, somehow granting him the ability to transform his body into living ice cream.

Scoop vowed to drive the underworld criminals from his town. Calling himself The Ice Cream Man, he helped other shop owners against the "protection" rackets and shutdown the other operations run by the criminals. Though he has yet to find out who the "Mr. Big" of the criminal organisation is.

Because of the amount of time he focuses in battling the criminal underworld, Scoop sold his ice cream store.

He has recently joined the Justice League Reality. Though on the condition that he change his heroic identity. Scoop now calls himself Transneapolitan.

STUPID DOGG

Real Name: Dogg

Alias: D0GG

Residence: Stupidville, USA

Occupation: Unknown

Group Affiliations: None

Stats:

Age: 22
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 250 lbs
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown

Costume:
cargo pants, black boots, leather wrist straps, tribal arrow necklace, and t-shirts with various phrases, large carbon fiber holster on his back.

Origin:

Dogg was just your ordinary run-of-the-mill guy, living a normal life with his beautiful wife, when one day he woke up and realized that her genetic code had been corrupted and rewritten by the calculating and malicious villain known as Agent Smith. Vowing revenge, he ventured into his late fathers lab and discovered the ultimate weapon: the Super Soaker 70thousand. Able to replicate any liquid known to man or not, the Super Soaker has a range of 10 psi to 70,000 psi.

Even if something were to happen to the Super Soaker 70thousand, there is nothing to fear! Dogg, or rather, "D0GG", is well trained weight lifter, runner, and boxer. Yes, our underdog anti-hero is a formidable match for any evil doer at any time.

Personal quote: "I put a zero in my name cuz it looks cool!"

Spandex Monkey Man

Real Name: James Tyler

Appearance Judas is short, around 5' 7", and has black hair and green eyes. He also wears glasses, largely for effect, but he does need them to see. In the guise of Sandex Monkey Man he replaces these with contact lenses

Costume: Due to the nature of his new powers, the only costume wears is a red loincloth and a mask with the initials SMM on the forehead (see my avatar)

Powers: Spandex Monkey Man now has the power to transform into a super-stretchy monkey with low-level super strength. However, whilst in this form he must eat at least one banana every hour to maintain it, and if forced to switch back he cannot change back until he has eaten a banana.

Personality: To call Spamm 'an utter arse' would not be too far from the truth. An self-centered fool with a tendency to fall flat on his face, Spamm's personality has not been helped by an incident when Kaz took over his body and called him gay.

History Spandex Monkey Man was formerley Prince Tyler the Clever of the Sheol Realm (a domain betweem fact and fiction). As the second son of the King, Tyler was appointed to the post of High Priest of the Sheol Realm's God, the Spandex Monkey. Unfortunately he ignored his vow of celibacy and deflowered all 200 of the High Temple's Sacred Virgins, dooming his realm and fathering a child named Alu-Vasteel. A short time after that Tyler accidentally bound a fallen angel named Islington, who was from the realms of fiction, into his soul. Desperate to free himself from Islignton's grip, Spandex...
Well, it's a bloody long story, and to put it briefly, The Sheol Realm was destroyed and Spandex was forced to ingest the Sacred Orb that maintained the Sheol Realm, thereby ending his realm. Only he, his daughter and Islington escaped. At the end of CSF Spandex stole Islington's powers and left him to die.
Of late, Spandex has been forced to contend with losing his powers, thoug he recently gained some whole new ones during an incident with Chant's villainous Switcher!

NurikoK98

Real Name: Khourin Fujiyama

Home Base: Tokyo, Japan

Group Affiliations: former member, MBL; current member, JLR

Associates: Tommy (see next entry)

Powers and Abilities: Level 5 Martial-ARts Master, trained in eight forms of fighting, favorite weapon: shuriken

Costume: black bodysuit with various colored accessories (scarves, shoes, purses)

Other Powers/Skills: The girl loves to shop!

History: Nuriko put her years of training to crime-fighting use when members of a worldwide crime syndicate broke into her family's house, assaulted her family, and made off with her favorite pink sweater. (And some kind of rare artifact that her dad had brought back from China, but it was a really nice sweater and she got it on sale because there was this teensy little spot in the back--never mind.)
With her constant companion Tommy in tow, Nuriko travels the world fighting evil wherever she can. Just don't call her if there's a sale at the mall!

Tommy

Real Name: Thomas Kyoden Murimoto

Home Base: Tokyo, Japan

Group Affiliations: former member MBL, current member JLR

Associates: NurikoK98

Powers and Abilities: Level 3 Martial Arts training; also drives the duo's pink convertible, code-named Chichiri (don't ask)

Costume: red bodysuit, but he prefers not to accessorize

Other Powers/Skills: good with computers. And does being hot count as a power?

History: Tommy got pulled into Nuriko's quest for vengeance (it was a really nice sweater, dammit!) by virtue of being in front of her house when she needed a ride. The two had been childhood friends, so the role of sidekick wasn't that much of a transition. When not busy fighting crime or carrying Nuriko's parcels home from the mall, he likes to work on his website and watch action movies.

BAPMAN

Real Name: Really... Bapman

Home Base: Melbourne, Australia

Group Affiliations: None yet... the lone stranger.

Associates: God and split personality self WRAITH


Powers and Abilities:

BAPMAN ---

EXTREME TOUGHNESS... [nearly invulnarable]... specially against lightning bolts.

Extremely lucky aka THE LUCK FACTOR.
Example: When fighting someone, no matter how powerful.. there's a 9 outta 10 chance that person will make a screw up that will bring Bapman out as the victor.

ANNOYANCE... if needed can actually annoy someone enough to make that person commit suicide.

SCREWED UP BRAIN... hence mental control is not possible... even though can be mind read.


WRAITH --- [This personality only appears when Bapman has been angered sufficiently... which is very hard]

SUPER SPEED --- Can dodge bullets but not sniper ones which are faster than sound.

ACUTE HEARING --- Can hear over long distance and can hear a silencer gun firing at 300 yards away.

FAST REFLEX --- Reactive enough to hear the bullet sound and think what to do.

EXTREMELY VIOLENT --- Won't care about what he does. Will do anything to win a fight, lie cheat, hit in the privates, bite someone... anything.

EXTREME HEALING FACTOR --- Can heal something perfectly and quickly.


Weaknesses and Limits :

BAPMAN ---

HOLY BOLTS --- Very vulnarable to any attack coming directly from heaven... or hell [does NOT include reguler magic attacks]

MENTAL FACTOR --- Have to ABSOLUTELY believe in his luck factor to make it work.


WRAITH --- [This personality only appears when Bapman has been angered sufficiently... which is very hard]

NOT INVULNARABLE --- Unlike Bapman this personality doesn't posess high invulnarability... hence can be hurt by Bullets n sword slashes.

HEALING FACTOR --- Though can heal any wound... has to concentrae to heal. Won't heal while getting hurt... unless the wound is minor.

UNFOCUSED --- While more agrressive the battle tactic becomes quite messy... when fighting 5 guys he might forget about 4 of them and just concentrate on beating the crap out of that single person.

SPEED LIMIT --- Can only continously the speed for 10 hours straight. After that needs minimum 5 hours rest to use speed again.


Costume: A darkblue / black / white full-sleeve turtle neck Sweater and reguler black / blue / khaki jeans.

Other Powers/Skills: Good with people... good with people... Fast thinker.

History:
Nothing is known about this idiot... simply 'cause no one cares.... also there's the fact that he doesn't talk about it.
But its about time new ones were made.

The Time Trust

Name/Serial #: TTT-34099853-HF-8837 ("TTT" for short)
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 lbs.
Hair: Dark brown, almost black
Eyes: Grey

History

The Time Trust is actually the name of an organization composed of scientists from many different eras and worlds, each of whom discovered the secret of time travel. They are the self-appointed governors of time travelling and do their best to regulate it, preventing paradoxes and other phenomena from occurring. In an ironically paradoxical way, they have always existed. Their base of operations is a mythological place called "Time City" which exists in the timestream itself.

In order to watch over the timelines and prevent the destruction of the multiverse through the abuse of time travel, the Time Trust built a legion of androids, each of which is sent to a different era or timeline.

The TTT of the MBL arrived in our time on January 1st, 2000 (Y2K) which was when he first met the Message Board League and joined shortly thereafter. He has been a member in good standing ever since. His name isn't officially "The Time Trust," but people call him that anyway, much to his chagrin.

Powers & Abilities

Due to his being an android from the future made not of metals but of an artificial nanite substance unknown in the present, TTT has tremendous strength, invulnerability, and speed. His computer mind is programmed with a great deal of human knowledge and emotion, enabling him to pass easily as a human from almost any era. Physically he looks completely human in every way. He also possesses sensory capacities greater than that of ordinary humans, such as telescopic and microscopic vision, powerful hearing, and other sensors which can gauge the chemical makeup of the air around him, et cetera. He is a master of disguise, and because of the nanites which compose his artificial body, he able to change his facial features, skin color, and body shape (within reason) to disguise himself as anyone. He's also a great multi-tasker and can perform several things at once.

As an android built by the Time Trust, TTT also has certain chronal powers. He can foresee the future(s) -- futures plural because the future is not a set thing but is full of multiple possibilities and probabilities -- but this ability is limited the further in the future he sees. He can also travel through time at will, though his ability to carry other people or objects through time is limited; it becomes more dangerous with the more mass that is carried. He is also bound by the laws of the Time Trust not to change history or abuse his time travel powers in any way that could harm the time stream or cause paradoxes.

Note: Although TTT's encyclopedic knowledge can sometimes cause him to be occasionally long-winded and "Spock-like," he is generally a very silly individual. Oh, and he also has a toaster fetish.

One last thing: He is an android, an artificial man. He is NOT a robot and is very touchy about being called one...

Codename: Chessmaster 9000.52

Real Name: Chessmaster 9000.52

Group Affilliation: Formerly the International Chess Union (or I.C.U.) Currently the JLR

Powers: Chessmaster has the innate ability to move his teammates around as chesspieces. This ability is channeled through his personal Chessboard. He cannot do this without his chessboard as he needs the pieces to represent his companions. Furthermore, any person he plays a game with also recieves said ability to move teammates around as long as the game runs. The opponent looses the ability once the game is over.
The pieces, or teammates, are not teleported from point to point, but are rather "moved" in the desired direction.
This ability orignates from both a magical and scientific source

Background: Chessmaster is an entity (That's right, an entity) that was created when something weird happened during the Chanterator incident. It appears that he is an amalgamation between a living human and the computer game Chessmaster 9000.
This gives him the potential to be the foremost chessplayer in the world, eclipsing even prominent figures such as Kasparov and the computer Deep Blue.

When he was created he roamed the world having no clue of his identity or his ability. That was soon to change though, as he one day came across an open chess tournament held by I.C.U.
He quickly aced the tournament and went straight to the top.
Right after he was contacted by the unions secret strike force also know as International Chess Union Rear Assignment Security (I.C.U.R.A.S.S.) who wanted to utilize his apparent considerable stragtegic abilities for their purposes. It was also here he discovered his ability to move people around via a chessboard.
However, due to differences in purposes and goals Chessmaster soon left I.C.U.R.A.S.S.
It was then that he heard the call........JLR ASSEMBLE!!

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The Skull of Doom

Appearance: The Skull of Doom is tall and imposing, but is not inherently muscular. His face is hidden behind a red skull-mask that covers his entired head, and could almost be a real skull. His eyes are a raw red colour, and he has no hair that can be seen through the mask. He also wears a black steel crown that looks decidedly brutal.

Costume: The Skull of Doom wears a black medieval tabard with a red skull motif, and wears black chain-mail underneath it. On his feet he wears black motorcycle boots, and his hands are covered with black leather gloves.

Powers: Although his powers of illusion were stolen by Spandex Monkey Man, The Skull of Doom still possesses peak human strength and a immensely high, though twisted, IQ. He is also possessed of a number of gadgets and super-powered minions that he wheels out on almost every occasion.

Personality: He's evil, and likes torturing people. What more need be said? Oh, but the Skull of Doom is not mad. He is completely sane, and knows what he's doing.

ASSOCIATES:

Bruno: A former assassin and Mafia hitman, Bruno is The Skull's butler and bodyguard. Immensely loyal, Bruno is also possessed of 100 lives due to a magic spell. So far he has used up only 5 of these, and The Skull is looking into ways of restoring lost lives.

Madam Fear: The Skull's sister and occasional partner in crime, Madam Fear has the ability to inspire unreasoning terror in any normal man. This only occasionally works against other superbeings, though, depending on their mental strength.

Lady Skull: The Skull's wife, Lady Skull has attempted to murder him a record 350,000 times in the 4 years they've been married. Only her powers of invisibility and illusion have saved her so far. Currently separated from The Skull, she lives in China, where she effectively controls the government.

Ivan Death: A former member of the KGB and Speznatz, Ivan Death (real name Kreshnikov) is a trained Ninja, spy and poisoner. He is The Skull's most trusted agent in the field, and has been responsible for the assasinations of 4 leading anti-abrtionist Senators (The Skull is heavily pro-choice, his only redeeming feature), The Imperial Chief of the KKK (he once attempted to murder Bruno), and 25 leading civil rights campaigners. He is ruthless, callous and enjoys his work.

Master Darkness An evil sensei, Master Darkness is the right-hand man and current lover of Lady Skull. The Skull of Doom has also made use of his talents, and whilst he is nowhere near as trusted as Bruno or Ivan, he has been used on more than one occasion.

Kris: The Skull of Doom#s son, Kris is a vicious psychopath who enjoys torturing people. He has moved back in with his father after an incident in which his personal dungeon was invaded after he tortured a Senator's daughter.

Kristine: Kris's fiancee, Kristine is as disturbed as he is, and has an unhealthy fascination with burning things (and people). This is partly because of her heat-related powers, which grante her the ability to create third-degree burns on any part of a person's body

Chant, The Mailmaster of Mayhem!

Name: Chant, aka The Chanterator

Real Name: Unknown.

Occupation: Super Evil Villain and Crazy mad Scientist also former Mailmaster at the local postoffice

Origin: Chant originates from the DCMBs from which he was ousted by the Great Gob. He came next to the RKMBs in search of his enemies, the JLR.

Powers: The Chant that followed after the JLR War Era has acquired new powers due to his former divine nature.
Chant is no longer an insane villain, reason guides his steps. Evil reason ofcourse. His new powers include Reality changing powers, Telekinesis and Telepathy. Last but not least he is now capable of dominating other beings utterly.

Immunities: Chant retains all his former immunities! Chant's powers are of a divine origin given to him, by himself as The Chanterator. His powers cannot be changed by outside forces lesser than the Great Gob himself.

Weaknesses: Somehow his powers of Domination cannot affect those who follow the heroic path!
For all his awesome powers there is still one thing that keeps him down. He will always be Chant, that will never change!

Equipment: Chant is still in possession of the Shield Heli-Carrier which he acquired during the Convention Adventure. Chant is a genius at superhuman level and he can create virtually any gadget that he might need.

Minions: Alice & Beatrix (deceased) Bill Clinton (where this evil manipulating villain currently resides is unknown) Various Minions of the Postoffice (includes such prominent members as Toxic Bob, Jeff with the Beard and many others) Chant has set his eyes on the Angel Islington and the Dark Empress!

History: To get a complete outlook on the villain known as Chant you would have to read the entire JLR encyclopedia
Suffice it to say that the new Chant is different from the normal Chant who was crazy and utterly predictable.

Name: Jade Starlight

Real Name: Jade Starlight

Description: This innocent looking young girl is 5'9". Has waist long blond hair and green eyes. She is athletic of build and has delicate features. Her costume is red and white with a shortsleeved shirt and small gloves. Her headwear includes a pair of backswept wings and a bright star on her forehead. She also has a star on her chest.

Powers: Jade has the abilities to fly with a max speed of about 350 Mph.
She can fire bolts of Starlight which hurls her enemies back if hit by enough force. (she's not a very good shot though)
Her greatest powers are Empathic abilities. This allows her to heal wounded people with a touch. This power is uncontrollable.
She can emit a healing aura which can heal multiple persons at once. This is not as powerful as her Touch.


Weaknesses: Her powers does not distinguish between friend and foe, anyone touched by her is healed, and anyone within the vicinity of her Aura is healed.
Jade is as strong and as invulnerable as a normal girl her size and age.
Healing is tiresome!

History: "Stars Bright, Brighten The Skies
Give Your Light And Let Me Fly
Grant Me Now Your Healing Touch
And Clad Me In Your Brightest Light
Send The Starlight From My Hand
Please Do This For All Of Man"

Always obsessed with the stars Jade spent many nights sleeping under them. She loved them, simply loved them. It wasn't so much in an astronomical or astrological sense. She simply loved looking at them.
One fated night she was lying on a small hill looking up on the clear sky. She noticed that the stars were shining particularly bright that night.
Whispering the Poem of the Starlight she noticed a change in the stars.
Suddenly the stars shined with an intense light, more bright that the sun itself. Jade wanted to turn away from it, but she found that she could not. It was as if that all the stars on the sky had gone supernova at the same time.
The light focused into a single beam that struck her with tremendous force.
Lifting her up into the air the light grafted itself onto her and into her. It incinerated her body and made her into a being of pure light.
Suddenly it was all gone and she plummeted to the ground. Hitting the hill with tremendous force her impact created a crater the size of a small city.
Ever so slowly she turned around onto her back and was met with a sight she would never forget. The sky was completely dark, not a single star shone. Looking at her hands she could see that all the light had been infused into her.
As her newly acquired powers kicked in skin started growing back on her body. Her hair grew back to full length and the intense light was hidden.
the plantlife around her rose once more from the ground and the trees sprouted full green leaves and the grass grew bright green.


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Wam Bam Thank You Ma'am

Name: Kaz, the Amazing Human Dude



Real Name: Kazibushtimakinori Smith



Appearance: Kaz is a caucasian of average height, average weight, average build. He has darkish hair, brown eyes and no tattoes or obvious scars. If he has a birthmark, no one's found or gone looking for it, really.



Costume: Kaz wears a wifebeater (no stains), a pair of jeans, running shoes... but his costume includes the following additions: A pair of open fingered mixed-martial arts gloves (because it hurts punching people in the head, I mean HURTS), a pair of sunglasses that he swiped while working at the Sunglass Hut, and if he's feeling particularly festive, a sombrero.



Powers: Kaz has the proportionate strengh of a human, a sharp, biting wit, and most importantly, an unbeatable strategy for all board games. He is, in fact, the Big City regional champion in both Sorry! and Uno.



Personality: The word that best describes Kaz would be Deadpan. He's unflappable when confronted with danger and unfazeable when faced with peril but most importantly, he prefers to greet everything evil with a long-winded and mostly nonsensical verbal barrage of insults. He's not inhuman, though, or lacking of emotions but he doesn't CRY, YOU NANCY, CREME-SODA DRINKING PANSY BOYS!



History: Kaz was living his average life to the fullest (or is that half-assed-ness?) by going to college and moonlighting at the Sunglass Hut. Then one fateful day this girl (who wasn't really his girlfriend but some chick he thought he might bang or something, ya know) invited him to watch the unveiling of Big City's newest Nuclear Radiator Science Thing. Unbeknownst to everyone there, while during a test run, a human managed to slide through this ray-like thing... and it became IRRADIATED! While exiting, this human bit Kaz and imbued him with the proportionate strength and agility of a HUMAN! Not knowing what to do with these newfound powers, Kaz has decided to work for "Sups for Hire!" He's currently on permanent loan to the JLR.

Name: Jay Orin aka Anilation Lee, depending on her personality


Appearance: Wild dark brown hair, 5'4, busty, a little over weight (and hell no, she is not say by how much) latin looking and untidy. Wears glasses sometimes, when she can find them (and when she is not Annilation, who hate them, because they screw up her vision, that's why you twit!) Ties her hair back as the mild mannered Jay Orin, but let's it hang loose as Annilation.


Costume: Normal as Jay Orin, although slightly on the theatric, tomboy side. As Annilation, Black trench coat, jeans or leather pants, a hulster and a vest.
Also, she on occasion wears BDSM stuff. Don't ask.





Powers: As Jay Orin, she has terrorising(sp) people on the road (she is cautious to the point of being nerotic, and will go 20 in a 30 mph zone), Incredible Luck patent pending (it is a form of luck that is neither good nor bad, but extreme. Like stalling in the middle of the road, but not getting crushed like a bug), magic (including dreamwalking, pied piper ability [the ability to attract by singing] and channeling), and the ability to cook meals so good, that men fall to their knees
Annilation: same as Jay, just add the ability to fix anything and to use any weapon. she is good with weapons, and like swords, guns, and bo staffs the best(she is also good with whips. Are we sensing a theme here?)



Personality: As Jay: Mouse, smart, know it all, slightly sarcastic (think Daria with less 'tude) a little wacky, a lover of books, especially horror or humor.

As Annilation: smart, bitchy, evil at times, very sarcastic (think of Daria with more 'tude) reckless, and sex driven (what a surprise) Rebel without a cause (and sometimes, without a clue.)


History: Jay was a mousy college student until she met Foxy Roxie while Foxy's drama class was letting out. She hung out with Foxy, and suddenly she noticed a shift. She was more rebellous, and she found out that she had powers that she didn't even know were there. However, it conflicted with her mousey lifestyle, so she asked Foxy to split her personality so that she doesn't cause her grandma to blow a gasket. Foxy, though the use of magic, did just that (Foxy is a mage). Jay became two people in one body. This is a crappy history,:no no: I know, but I am running out of time.

Is currently unaffilatied with JLR, although she is interested.




Name: Auryn Grigori

From the ashes of the old will rise a new ... something or other....

Apperance: See Jay Orin and Annilation, the two have come together.

Costume: See Annilation, with glasses.

Personality: Daria personality, but a fun one. Mix the two together, a dash of maturity, and bam!


History: See above, she was also worked for the mouse.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

So as you can see, she is used to suffering.

I like it. Feel free to join in, it's always nice to have new people around. And I like the two-in-oine idea, it's very original!

Annilation drives alot faster, and is a great stunt driver.

Cool. Hop on over to the talk thread and introduce yourself to the rest of the guys. We'd love to have you on the team.

Name: Biz

Real Name: The Alarmingly Charming Biz Money (aka: The Intern)

Appearance: Biz is surprisingly normal-looking, considering he's the right-hand man to Chant. He's just a normal-looking 20-something, with trendy facial hair and piercing hazel eyes. Can hazel eyes be piercing? Well, at any rate, THESE two are. He has no tattoos, although he's talked about getting a tattoo dedicated to his boss at some point in the future. Unfortunately, the snag in that plan is Biz is terribly frightened of needles, seedy tattoo parlors, bald men with piercings in their nose and pain.

Costume: It's always changing, as Biz is constantly on the lookout for the perfect costume that says "Hey, look at me! I'm Biz and I'm, you know, like... I'm in a costume and I might be intimidating! Or I could possibly be mentally deficient! Give me candy! Or a hug!"

Powers: While it seems that Biz's primary power is annoyingly pointless chitter chatter, he's actually Alarmingly Charming. It's what makes him so damn cool with all the fellas. It's why Chant doesn't turn him into Tender Vittles for his cat (who's named, ironically, Mr. Happy Bubbles.) Unfortunately, Biz's powers do not work on the opposite sex. The lovely ladies are immune to his hypnotic gaze, which REALLY makes it hard for the guy to get dates. You try finding girls that want to go out with the top assistant to the guy who wants to create a world of blood, sweat and dismemberment.

Personality: Biz is good-natured, if not a little TOO eager to entertain. While enrolled at Rocket Science College, Biz neglected his Rocket Science Books instead watching way too much TV, reading way too many comic books and eating way too many processed cheeses. Around Chant he comes off as clingy and chatty and a little babbly; Around anyone else, Biz can either come off as an arrogant prick or the most entertaining guy in the room.

History: The Intern was your average every day Rocket Science College Student, 2 and a half years into his 12 year education when suddenly fate intervened. That's when The met Chant.

The was an escaped convict and Chant was a federal agent and they were locked in a trunk together. It was Out of Sight.

Chant saw in The Intern someone who he could make over in his own image. Someone he could hand the business over to when the time came. Someone he could perhaps love as a son. That only lasted for a few minutes though, and soon The Intern settled into his typical routine: Get Chant coffee, laugh menacingly when needed, don't make direct eye contact. While constructing his Ultimate Space Station of Impending Doom and Destruction, Chant got bored with the same ol' boring The Intern, so he decided to kick it up a notch, BAM!

Biz Money was born.

I like it.

NAME: GOB Almighy

Real Name: Niles Cecile Almighty (What? It was the name of my father's brother-in-law sister's son.)

Costume: Anything he darned well feels like. Will take the body of Dr. Frankenfurter for fun, but when not trying to scare people, will usually look like David Hyde Pierce with a Zaphod Beeblebrox attitude... and his intellegence.


Powers: Same as GOD's (watered down), but he is lazy, and if he decides to help you at all, you usually wish that he didn't, because he screws everything up.


Personality: Remember Zaphod Beeblebrox? Try to think of someone even more incompitant. Laid back, Lazy, friendly.

History of GOB:

GOB is God's Brother. He had as many powers as his brother, but then began to screw up everything (Remember Hurricane Andrew? Yep.)

He has now been relegated to protecting Metahumans, and instead of controling half of Heaven, the earth, and hell, now controls a few small sections of earth, a small place between limbo and heaven that resembles the Satellite of Love on MST3K, and Heck, which is a milder form of hell.

GOB is, I repeat, useless as all heck, and will mess things up for anyone he "helps."

Fun fun fun!