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Insult Velo, get 1 point! Bonus point if you do so with a cohesive argument!
Get Velo to defend Michael Jordan, gain 2 points!
Agree with Velo, minus 1 point!
Compliment Velo, minus 2 points!
Beg Velo to write column for your site, minus 3 points!
RACK Velo, minus 5 points!
Send Velo a private message to inform him that you "admire" his "work": instant disqualification
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Come on, people, you're really slacking off. Let's pick things up a little bit!
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How did PJP get a minus 3?
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How did PJP get a minus 3?
He did almost have the lead at one point, then suddenly he turned into my biggest cheerleader.
I'm still hoping he'll eventually make a comeback and challenge Nowhereman for the throne again, but he'd have to actually start posting again.
And that's terrible.
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Isn't it past your bedtime?
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How did PJP get a minus 3?
He did almost have the lead at one point, then suddenly he turned into my biggest cheerleader.
I'm still hoping he'll eventually make a comeback and challenge Nowhereman for the throne again, but he'd have to actually start posting again.
His wife ate him soon after mating.
It's the Greek way.
I read that somewhere.
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I heard Micheal Jordan had a hand in the Kobe Bryant case...
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How did I get a point? I don't even know who you are.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Insult Velo, get 1 point! Bonus point if you do so with a cohesive argument!
Get Velo to defend Michael Jordan, gain 2 points!
Agree with Velo, minus 1 point!
Compliment Velo, minus 2 points!
Beg Velo to write column for your site, minus 3 points!
RACK Velo, minus 5 points!
Send Velo a private message to inform him that you "admire" his "work": instant disqualification
britneyspearsatemyshorts: 34
Franta: 40
Rob Kamphausen: 21
Grimm: 5
thedoctor: 11
PJP: -3
GayLA: 0
Drzsmith: Disqualified
Pariah: 2
Uschi: 1
TK-069: 4
Animalman: 8
Ultimate Jaburg53: 1
Chewy Walrus: 1
Stupid Dogg: 1
Pig Iron: 20
Gooz: 1
JQ: 2
whomod: 1
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Come on, people, you're really slacking off. Let's pick things up a little bit!
You're a dishonest lying deleter with no morals. You think nothing of abusing your power as a moderator, just so you can save your precious ego.
You claim to be a little kid, yet you quote movies and songs that are older than you, which proves you are a world class bullshit artist.
Your message board was so shitty, even whomod wouldn't embarrass himself by posting there. Your attempts at increasing the traffic there were sad and futile.
Nobody gives a fuck about your latest abortion of a website. Even if Pam Anderson licked my nuts every time I clicked the link in your sig, I still wouldn't disgrace myself by visiting your two-bit site of lies.
You follow Nowhereman around these forums like a lost puppy looking for a chew toy. You'd probably swim all the way to jolly ol' England to do it in person, if that gangly prick would just give you the time of day.
When you die, you'll leave behind of legacy of housing 86 cats, and enough sticky porn mags to fill a newsstand. The coroner will have to wade through a sea of Burger King wrappers, and have to tear apart your fort made from pizza delivery boxes, just to get to your ugly carcass.
Just seeing your user ID here makes every decent person here physically ill. If I ever had the displeasure of seeing you in person, I'd hit you over the head with a sock filled with quarters.
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I think that deserves more than 2 points...
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Who gives a fuck what he said.
Whatever you do, you can't re-qualify.
"Send Velo a private message to inform him that you "admire" his "work": instant disqualification"
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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And here's your other love interest. She can't even use the quote feature properly, which proves you two share not only the same undergarments, but the same brain as well.
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Ooh! Whoever I'm sharing these skivvies with, they sure pick out some comfortable underwears!
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What the fuck!?  Who does this ass clown Kristogar Velo think he is trying to steal my thunder!? 
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What the fuck!?
Who does this ass clown Kristogar Velo think he is trying to steal my thunder!?
Calm down. You were last weeks bitch.
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This is true, but that doesn't mean he can clone the thread title.
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THREAD TITLE CLONER PLUS 2.0! How come I got no points, cuz? 
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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How did PJP get a minus 3?
He did almost have the lead at one point, then suddenly he turned into my biggest cheerleader.
I'm still hoping he'll eventually make a comeback and challenge Nowhereman for the throne again, but he'd have to actually start posting again.
Knock it off, Par-, I mean...YOU!
...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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cuz... youze sukk?
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You claim to be a little kid, yet you quote movies and songs that are older than you, which proves you are a world class bullshit artist.
World class, eh? That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!
Have you ever seen Citizen Kane, Casablanca or Dr. Strangelove? The reason I ask is that your logic leads me to assume that not only have you never seen these movies(and probably have never heard of them), but you don't even think it's possible that you could ever had the chance to watch these films. They're available in any video store across the United States, along with Chaplin, Marx Brother and Three Stooges movies. But you don't think it's possible for anybody to ever see a movie that's older than they are, and then quote it.
I'll also have to assume that you've never heard a song by Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly or the Beatles.
My cousin Mxy is only 19 years old, yet every time I speak to him he flawlessly quotes entire David Bowie songs that were made long before he was born. So he must be a bullshit artist, too. He's even fooled his parents, who thought they raised him, but following your logic, Mxy might actually be older than his parents! How else could anybody have ever heard a David Bowie song in their life?
I realize I'm probably wasting a good full two and a half minutes by typing this post out, because if you've been too stoopid before now to figure this out on your own, you're probably completely hopeless. I just decided that I'd explain this to you once, then get back to ignoring you.
And that's terrible.
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I heard Micheal Jordan had a hand in the Kobe Bryant case...
Hey! Jordan was nowhere near Colorado that night!
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...shit, that's two more points for Franta. 
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You claim to be a little kid, yet you quote movies and songs that are older than you, which proves you are a world class bullshit artist.
World class, eh? That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me!
Have you ever seen Citizen Kane, Casablanca or Dr. Strangelove? The reason I ask is that your logic leads me to assume that not only have you never seen these movies(and probably have never heard of them), but you don't even think it's possible that you could ever had the chance to watch these films. They're available in any video store across the United States, along with Chaplin, Marx Brother and Three Stooges movies. But you don't think it's possible for anybody to ever see a movie that's older than they are, and then quote it.
I'll also have to assume that you've never heard a song by Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly or the Beatles.
My cousin Mxy is only 19 years old, yet every time I speak to him he flawlessly quotes entire David Bowie songs that were made long before he was born. So he must be a bullshit artist, too. He's even fooled his parents, who thought they raised him, but following your logic, Mxy might actually be older than his parents! How else could anybody have ever heard a David Bowie song in their life?
I realize I'm probably wasting a good full two and a half minutes by typing this post out, because if you've been too stoopid before now to figure this out on your own, you're probably completely hopeless. I just decided that I'd explain this to you once, then get back to ignoring you.
Whatever, liar.
Just give me the points.
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Insult Velo, get 1 point! Bonus point if you do so with a cohesive argument!
Get Velo to defend Michael Jordan, gain 2 points!
Agree with Velo, minus 1 point!
Compliment Velo, minus 2 points!
Beg Velo to write column for your site, minus 3 points!
RACK Velo, minus 5 points!
Send Velo a private message to inform him that you "admire" his "work": instant disqualification
britneyspearsatemyshorts: 34
Franta: 40
Rob Kamphausen: 21
Grimm: 5
thedoctor: 11
PJP: -3
GayLA: 0
Drzsmith: Disqualified
Pariah: 2
Uschi: 1
TK-069: 4
Animalman: 8
Ultimate Jaburg53: 1
Chewy Walrus: 1
Stupid Dogg: 1
Pig Iron: 20
Gooz: 1
JQ: 2
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Come on, people, you're really slacking off. Let's pick things up a little bit!
Cunt!
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What the fuck!?
Who does this ass clown Kristogar Velo think he is trying to steal my thunder!?
Your thunder?
Sorry, kid, but as far as pissing off the people at these forums go, you're just a pup compared to what I've amassed over the years.
And that's terrible.
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