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Welcome to this week's 'Cowgirl's Cowboys'. This new weekly topic highlights male celebs who meet the 'Cowboy' requirements in my book. What does it take to be a cowboy? We're talking about manly men who kick ass and provide eye candy for the ladies. They look good even with tons of dirt or blood. Sorry Orlando Bloom. Although if you star in something like Black Hawk Down, I may be forced to reconsider. Harrison Ford   Harrison Ford just sounds like a tough-guy name. His first name sounds like a last name, so he's obviously too tough for a normal name like John or Mike. And we all know who makes good trucks (hint: his name isn't Harrison Chevy). And look at these roles. Heck, playing Han Solo or Indy is enough to make the Cowboy list. The fact that he was both was a contributing factor as to why Ford is Cowboy numero uno. I mean, what characters are more manly than Han and Indy? You've got a space cowboy thats on the run with his talking basketballing-playing dog. The bad thing about Star Wars is that Han is more appealing than Luke. You'd think a guy with a glowing sword and cool mental powers would make a Cowboy. Nope. Besides driving a cool ship, Han still manages to win the princess. Indy doesn't get to hook up with any princesses, but he did learn the hard way that Nazi chicks talk in their sleep. Thanks to Indiana Jones, men everywhere can instantly look sexy by donning a fedora. Brilliant. Both Han and Indy also get the shit beat out of them, which actually helps Ford's Cowboy score. On top of that, he kicks ass in movies like Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, and Air Force One. I have yet to see Blade Runner, but my friends said they enjoyed it. Huge contrast to Working Girl, but that movie was cute too. So congrats Mr. Ford, for being the first of a long list of Cowboys.
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You also like Ford cars?
I think I'm in love!
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I like big trucks, and I cannot lie.
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Harrison Ford is the man.
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I was in his vicinity once, he looked like a sissy with that stupid earing.
He can act though.
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He has been my favorite actor ever since I saw him as Han Solo.
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I'm a cowboy,on a steel horse I ride!
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Harrison Ford is a fine actor in any role in which he plays. Even when stuck with a bad script he brings character to the character.
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Lets hope he is never offered the lead in "The Rob Kamphausen story"
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eh, he's okay The only cowboy's I really like are on CMT. LOL Such as Keith Urban  and Kenny Chesney.
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hmmm... 
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Guy looks like a hoser! 
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I didnt know you wuz Canadian!
Sunofa...!
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Best.Cowboy.Ever!
hahahaha....damn straight
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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...well, if you had some...
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...who else are you referring to, praytell, besides yourself?
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Oh Theo,you say the sweetest things!
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Oh Theo,you say the sweetest things!
And you swallow the sourest fluids!
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That's not true! I have the teeth marks to prove it!
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That's not true! I have the teeth marks to prove it!
Nowhereman is related to the fellow who played Jaws in that Bond flick. He's circumsize your two-inch man clit in no time!
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Hey!
Two and a half.
My bad.
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oh just admit you both like the taste of bleach
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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With a nice bowl of wheaties.
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oh just admit you both like the taste of bleach
Nirvana!
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can theory9 handle anything over 1 word?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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PRAGUE!
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....nevermind....back to the porn.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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