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Has anyone tried it? Any luck with it?
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yeah tried it, worked well.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm on Lavalife.com, and so far it's going okay. I've been exchanging messages with a few ladies, and they're digging the Snarf!
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I have a buddy that snagged herself a man through match.com. I don't know if she's still with 'im. She at least got laid!
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I used to online date Butter until she got real-world married. From then on, I've been online bouncing back and forth between Bianca and Kimi and Wenchie and Kori and Sneaky and Uschi and Stareena. The latter's trying to make honest online man outta me, but she knows my online libido is unyielding. Between Kimi online blowjobs, Wenchie's online penchant for online titjobs and Uschi's online nymphomaniac rampages, there's no way I can online stop my online self. So we have an open online relationship. That's online.
I wonder how many times I can say "online" before it gets fucking annoying?
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Yeah, online! I think. I'm pretty sure it's online...
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So I'm inback of being inline online?
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I'm in line while you're on your back?
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I met the girl who eventually became my wife through an online-to-offline connection, though it wasn't direct. It was her friend and my friend who hooked up, and we just sorta followed.
I also met the last girlfriend that way.
I used to hook up with women a lot on the internet, actually. I never saw anything wrong with that, though I know some do. It usually ended up being one-nighters, which is cool. I don't do it anymore, mostly cuz the chance to meet women in my local area is the only thing that gives AOL any value, and I just don't see it as worthy of $20+ per month; plus it's actually more work than meeting them in person. Now, I'll just go to a bar, club, or sexaholics anonymous meeting.
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I'm on Lavalife.com, and so far it's going okay. I've been exchanging messages with a few ladies, and they're digging the Snarf!
I used to be on Lava (actually my profile should still be up there) I had a lot of sucess there, but made friends with them all. My best friend is still with her man she met through there. I haven't been on in ages though.
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I used to online date Butter until she got real-world married. From then on, I've been online bouncing back and forth between Bianca and Kimi and Wenchie and Kori and Sneaky and Uschi and Stareena. The latter's trying to make honest online man outta me, but she knows my online libido is unyielding. Between Kimi online blowjobs, Wenchie's online penchant for online titjobs and Uschi's online nymphomaniac rampages, there's no way I can online stop my online self. So we have an open online relationship. That's online.
I wonder how many times I can say "online" before it gets fucking annoying?
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Only one I've done that with. Online.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What are you grinning about, handjobber?
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uh nothing mister flapity flap flap fap
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Maybe I do and maybe I do...
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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She's nonstop! Bet she could give Kimi a run for her money!
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I'd like to be a judge of that contest!
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With John Madden as special guest commentator!  "Let's have a replay of what Kimi did before the nut bust... ( tape reverses) You see here... ( Madden pulls out stylus) Kimi goes for the tried and true approach of gripping the shaft ( makes squiggly lines around her hands) before licking the head ( circles head). That's the sign of a veteran knowing what she's doing. You could get at least 4 or 5 extra minutes with each ball carry with that manuever! A few minutes later and BOOM! A copious amount of nut butter! It'll be difficult for Stareena to recover after that costly premature ejaculation, but let's see what she can pull off!"
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To get this thread back on track...
I registered with match.com the other day and have already gotten some women interested in me. Looks like this might actually work.
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damn... dont write so loud..
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Are you all hopped up on medicine?
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If you call booze 'medicine' yeah.
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I thought you said you didn't have a hangover??
Rex, I once used match.com and I met some really nice, decent people through it. In fact, I am living with one of them now!
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I tried that e-harmony thing and they said 'there is nobody who we could potentially attempt to match you with.'
Now I keep getting e-mails from them asking me to pay them $40 a month for continued services.
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I signed up to a few for shits and giggles a while back. Nothing happened.
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I've been on a few sites....I've meet a few nice people off of lavalife.com we've managed to stay friends, but it is a tricky site.
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i just did the e-harmony thing also, no matches
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i just did the e-harmony thing also, no matches
Just like me! We're MADE for each other!!! 
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YAY!!!!!
i'll go make the wedding invites!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I always wanted to go to an edding!
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