RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women ride the pumpkin!

Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin



Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In the center, mark a circle the diameter of your dildo.

Step 2: Make the lid\



Cut out the center circle, then cut the outer circle at a shallow inward angle to form a "lid".

Step 3: Make room for the dildo



Insert the dildo into the hole in the lid, mark around the base on the underside, then use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to make a niche for the dildo base to fit into.

Step 4: Check your fit



Make sure the dildo fits in flush with the pumpkin so the lid will sit properly.

Step 5: Place the dildo in the pumpkin



Fit the dildo into the lid and place on the pumpkin. Situate the pumpkin on the floor, a bed, or sturdy coffee table.

Step 6: Ride the orange pony

Gives a whole new meaning to pumpkin pie!

I bet you made back-ups upon back-ups in case you get 'overzealous' with a few of them.

haha

frontage frumpkin

Step 1: Outline the pattern


Outline the areas to cut on the side of your pumpkin. The oval area at the
top is the clit stimulator, and the circular area is the vaginal plug;
these will both be raised. The channels on either side will be carved away
to make room for your labia when you sit on it.

Step 2: Dig in



Carve away the channels around and between the clit stimulator and vaginal
plug, being careful not to cut all the way through the pumpkin flesh.
Carve some ridges into the clit stimulator for an extra exciting texture.

Step 3: Wrap it up



rap the pumpkin in one or two layers of plastic wrap. Squirt some lube onto the plastic covering the contact area if desired. This will increase sensation.

Step 3: Grind on it


Set the pumpkin on the floor, bed, or a sturdy low table. Straddle and
mount it, positioning your clit over the stimulating ridge and your vagina
over the plug. Lower yourself until the vaginal plug penetrates you, and
then grind away till you cum.

DP pumpkin

Step 1: Cut two "lids" in the side of the pumpkin



For each dildo, trace and cut two sets of concentric circles. The inner circle should be the diameter of the dildo, the outer circle about an inch wider in diameter than the base of the dildo. Cut the inner circle straight through, and cut the outer circle at a shallow inward angle.

Step 2: Fit the dildos into the pumpkin



Carve the underside of each "lid" so that the base of the dildo fits into it flushly. Insert the dildo into the center hole, trace the base around the under side with a knife, and use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to hollow out a niche.

Step 3: Position the peckers



ituate the two dildos in the pumpkin and set it in place on the floor, bed, or a sturdy coffee table.

Step 4: Sit on it




Straddle the pumpkin and insert the larger dildo first, into your pussy. Lower yourself onto the pumpkin and insert the smaller dildo into your anus (use lube!). Sit and grind on the two cocks till you reach orgasm.

AND NOW FOR THE MEN!

pumpkin goo pussy

Step 1: Fill a plastic bag with pumpkin goo


Scoop the slimy goo from the inside of your pumpkin. Pick out the seeds if you have the patience. Put it in a plastic bag, like the kind you get at the grocery store for produce.

Step 2: Insert the bag into the tube


An empty plastic canister for tennis balls or hand balls is perfect. Slide the bag in and leave the end hanging out, and fold over the outside of the tube.

Step 3: Make a cover and cut a hole



Place a piece of plastic wrap or another plastic bag over the top of the tube. Pull taut and secure with a rubber band. Cut an X in the center to make a hole for your cock to fit in.

tep 4: Slide your cock in

Slide your cock into the slippery pumpkin goo and pump away.

Tip: Warm in the microwave for 10 seconds.
Tip: For less mess, after step two, insert a second plastic bag into the pumpkin-filled canister and secure around the top of the tube. Squirt some lube inside the inner bag.

love glove


Roll up the cuff of a latex glove and scoop some pumpkin goop into it
until the hand is full. Leave room in the fingers for the goop to expand.

Step 2: Push it through a cardboard tube

Insert the glove full of goo into a toilet paper or paper towel tube fingers first. Squeeze into a cylindrical shape to get it to fit. Pull the fingers through the bottom of the tube.

Step 3: Tie it with a rubber band

Unroll the cuff of the glove over the outside of the tube and secure with
a rubber band.

Step 4: Feel the gooey goodness
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Slide your hard cock into the glove and sink into the slippery wet pumpkin
goo.

Sneaky? You're weird.

No offence or nuthin', but riding pumpkins. That's just weird.

she has a warped sense of humour

This is a disturbing thread.

Sincerely,


99% of those who read it.

URG aint that hard up to stick it in a pumpkin........yet.

thanks for reminding me of last years pain nowhereman.

Oh but it was such a wonderful sight,it lives in my memory to this day as a treasured moment!

That's kinda sick and twisted....yet stangely erotic.

Just like Sneaky herself!

haar haar!

Its funny cause its true!

Should I be disturbed that Sneaky calls me "pumpkin" after seeing this thread? Or should I just look forward to Halloween?

don't be afraid pumpkin, i'm not gonna be makin' a jizz and squash pie.

Can I make a jizz in your pie? Pwease?

Real subtle, Joe...

eh shut up TK, your the one who tried "want some sour cream with that taco?"

S'better than "want some semen on your taco?" isn't it?!

Maybe, but it's not as good as asking her "Sneaky, may I have the pleasure of frosting your cupcakes?"

I'd rather frost her cinammon buns!

plastering my walls eh?

I'll frost anything she wants, and say "Pwease" and "Tankoo" whilst I do it!

Skeet!

Feh! You guys ain't smooth. Me, I'd just say, "Hey, Sneaks, wanna fuck me?"

ohhh snarf

And she wouldn't. Because, unlike me, you didn't say "pwease". Or even "please". You're not smooth; you're blunt and brutish. And you smell like cheese-steak "wit'". So there.

yes

no need to say please.

Dress up like a cowboy........it works!

Rawhide!

Whats Robs favourite past time got to do with things?

hehe....

Bonanza?

Ugh...she said "yes" to Snarf?!? Well, at least there's still Wench of My Heart...