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November 2004

By Jonathan Small

    Hilton Sweet

    Here’s your chance to check in with hot hotel heiress Nicky Hilton and steal a whole bunch of those tiny shampoo bottles while she’s not looking.

    You can tell a lot about Nicky Hilton just by looking at her cell phone—it’s an old, beat-up Samsung with a faded Hello Kitty sticker. The hotel heiress could not only buy a BlackBerry 7750, she could also probably buy out the company. But that’s not her style. Unlike her omnipresent sister, Paris, Nicky is happy working stealthily behind the scenes. “I’m the shy one,” she says. “I’m very shy when all the attention is on me.”

    Like it or not, the attention was like a glaring prison spotlight when she got married in August. Her wedding in Las Vegas—which happened right after she’d been partying at a Stuff bash—was international news. For Nicky, the attention was baffling, shocking and kind of weird. “Maybe I was just being naive, but I did not expect it to be such a big deal,” she says. She’s hoping that all of a sudden, interest in her will chill and she’ll be able to return to her regularly scheduled life as a fashionista. (She designs the new clothing line Chick, and her handbags are popular with Bijou Phillips and Lindsay Lohan.) But during our interview at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills, her junky cell won’t stop ringing. She looks at the caller ID and rolls her eyes. “I get crank calls from the weirdest area codes,” she says. “I just know not to answer.” Do you hear that? Enough is enough, Dad.

    STUFF: So, you got married right after the Stuff party. Can we take any credit for that?
    NICKY: We planned it out. Paris orchestrated everything—where we got married, where to get the license.

    Why did you decide to take the death plunge?
    I’ve known Todd for four years—he’s a family friend. He’s the funniest person I’ve ever met. He teases Paris. Man, he gets under her skin. He’s always trying to embarrass her in front of her boyfriends. He talks about how messy her room is. She gets so mad. Like, we were going to dinner last night, and she said, “I’m only going if Todd doesn’t embarrass me.” And of course he did.

    Why didn’t you keep the wedding a secret?
    I’m an idiot. When I signed the license, I thought the media wasn’t going to pick up on it if I used my real name, Nicholai Hilton. Then I got home and turned on CNN and saw the story on the news ticker. So we were pretty happy to get out of town and do the Stuff photo shoot in Mexico the following week.

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she is so skinny its kinda disgusting


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she is so skinny its kinda disgusting



True, but at least she is better lookin' than her sister!


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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she is so skinny its kinda disgusting




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i agree that shes way better looking than paris is. nikkis nose is a little weird... to bubble like!

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Still, I'd fuck her proper.

Sorry, girls.


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I think they would both be hotter if they ate.


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you'd fuck anything that moves


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Then stop moving, Sneaky!


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Her eyes are a little creepy, but that ass is dyn-o-mite!


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Meh...she's okay, I guess. But she's no Wenchie. And she's no Sneaky. And she's no DK. And she's no Meeko. And she's no Uschi. And she's no Stareena.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i likle her tatoos tho !


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