I enjoy consuming all sorts of alcoholic beverages.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Mmmmm! Hell yeah. I had... 12-16 ounces of that once in an hour (I was already trashed and forgot what I was doing) and that's the only time I've puked since I was seven. The good bits about drunk puking are:
1. it stops the world spinning 2. you pass out too fast afterwards to notice the rank smell or the burning in your throat.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
There's this beer brewed by Black Sheep called Riggwelter which is only 5.7% alcohol but for some reason always puts me flat on my back after a couple of pints.
Unfortunately you can only get it in the north of England.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Yes, Jaburg...yes it is. Even the best beers (Guinness) are watered down. As for the hard stuff, I love Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, Jim Beam, and a Jagermeister/Goldshleiger shot.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
can't forget bout the peach slingshot shooters either....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
I got a real question. What is the alcoholic equvalance of a bottle of Jack Daniels to 2-3% beers? I mean, how much oif it is it safe to drink. Seriously.
Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar
"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
And third, let me point out, and I want to make this particularly clear, that no contributor to this fund, no contributor to any of my campaigns, has ever received any consideration that he would not have received as an ordinary constituent. I just don't believe in that, and I can say that never, while I have been in the Senate of the United States, as far as the people that contributed to this fund are concerned, have I made a telephone call to an agency, nor have I gone down to an agency on their behalf. And the records will show that, the records which are in the hands of the administration.
A public service announcement followed me home the other day. I paid it nevermind. Go Away. Shits so thick you could stir it with a stick-free Teflon whitewashed presidency. We're sick of being jerked around. Wear that on your sleeve.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, Count your blessings. We're sick of being jerked around. We all fall down.
Have you ever seen the televised St. vitus subcommittee prize Investigation dance? Those ants in pants glances. Well,look behind the eyes. It's a hallowed hollow anesthetized "save my own ass, screw these guys" smoke and mirror lock down.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, Count your blessings. The Papers wouldn't lie! I sigh, Not one more.
It's been a bad day. Please don't take a picture. It's been a bad day. Please.
We're dug in deep the price is steep. The auctioneer is such a creep.
The lights went out, the oil ran dry We blamed it on the other guy Sure, all men are created equal. Heres the church, heres the steeple Please stay tuned-we cut to sequel ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, Count your blessings. Ignore the lower fear Ugh, this means war.
It's been a bad day. Please don't take a picture. It's been a bad day. Please.
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, lord, Count your blessings. We're sick of being jerked around. We all fall down.
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