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Diana on Jerry Springer.
Pariah, what information would you rather have?
Where Harley Quinn has been lately
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The meaning of life
In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out. - Joker
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Harley Quinn for two reasons. 1) The other one's not Harley Quinn and 2) The other one's not Harley Quinn.
Batman comes in contact with Hannibal
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Batman VS. Ash (Evil Dead)
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Batman VS. Ash (Evil Dead)
Who wins in a fight?
Lois
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MJ
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The viewers win, of course.
Seriously, though. Lois.
What superpower should Superman have?
Super-flatulence?
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Non-stop super-orgasms?
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HA! Non-Stop Super Orgasms. He's never gonna summon up the will to save the world again.
Superman is diagnosed with Testicular Cancer and ends up getting his balls chopped off, in which case, he grows massive bitch tits.
Or
Maxima witnesses Batman beating up on Superman and decides to persue him instead of Clark. She succeeds in capturing him and making him her sex......Erm....Love-slave (let's just forget she's already dead for humor's sake shall we).
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Superman with ball-cancer.
Who would look sexier in a Wonder Woman outfit?
Alan Moore?
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Llance?
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................Well. Neither have much dignity, but I find facial hair more homely than love handles. So......*shiver* Llance.
Clark and Lois walked through the door fumbling over their legs as they kissed, too stubborn to stop their lip-lock. They clumsily made their way through the penthouse and into the bedroom where they fell onto the bed. Lois and Clark stopped sucking face for a few seconds to look at eachother.
Clark: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Lois: I sure hope so.
Lois proceeded to get on all fours.
Clark: Oh, I guess you weren't thinking what I was thinking.
Lois looked at him strangely before adopting a face of recognition.
Lois: *sigh* Again?
Clark: Well….It would help.
Lois looked really bummed before getting off the bed and going into the bathroom. She came out 5 min. later dressed in a, what looked like, home made Wonder Woman costume, including arm bracelets and tiara. Clark smiled.
Clark: That did it.
Lois: It had better, I hate wearing this thing.
Clark smiled.
Clark: Don't worry, you won't be wearing it for long Diana-I-I mean Diana-I mean Lois-I mean…..Diana.
Or
A six year old Bruce was shivering from a psychosomatic cold while he listened to the noises outside his door.
Martha: YES! YES! GO FASTER!! FASTER!!
Bruce closed the covers around himself more.
Bruce: I'm going to the cave, I'm going to the cave, I'm going to the cave-
Thomas: YES! HARDER MISTRESS!! HARDER!!
Bruce: Cavecavecavecavecavecavecavecavecavecave---
Martha: GIDDYUP PONY!! GO!! GO!! GO!!
Martha Wayne was currently straddled on Thomas Wayne's back and riding him using a bullwhip up and down the hall, which was right outside Bruce's door.
Thomas: YES!! Hit the pony harder!
Bruce just continued to shiver and snuggle into the covers as much as he could.
Bruce: At least they're more quiet than Alfred and aunt Leslie.
(Really think it was the Bat that drove Bruce to that cave?)
Inspiration for the second one came from Adrian Tullberg.
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Clark and Di-er Lois
Who wins the fight?
Lois
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Betty Ross
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BETTY ROSS KICK LOIS LANES ASS! THEN ME RAPE LOIS LANE AND MAKE HER REAL WOMAN!
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Hulk raping Lois.
The car jack holding up the Batmobile that Bruce is working under gives way, effectively killing him.
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Penguin is elected to congress.
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Penguin is elected to congress - could be interesting...
Right than...
Who wins the fight?
Lois
or
Iris
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Lois
Captain Cold
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Mr. Freeze
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Who wins the fight?
Lois
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Lana
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Who should join the JLA?
Michael Jackson?
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Elmo?
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If only one could be dead...
Jason Todd
or
Stephanie Brown
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Batman becomes a Hasidic Jew?
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Batman becomes a Hare Krishna?
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Batman becomes a Hare Krishna
Ultimate Hulk - you know, the one who can't stop talking about fucking Betty
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Peter David's talking Hulk
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The one that involves sex.......Um......Uh......Ultimate Hulk.
Batman trips on his cape
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Joker loses his voice
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Batman trips on his cape
Who is the greater mystic?
Dr. Fate
or
Dr. Strange
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I don't know much about Dr. Strange, so I have to choose Fate by default.
Batman and Nightwing finally declare their love for each other and move to San Francisco?
or
Wonder Woman develops breast cancer and has to have both breasts removed?
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That woulda been funnier with Powergirl, but since Wondy is the Epitome of femininity, it fits better. So that.
And speaking of Powergirl:
Powergirl's breasts fall out of her tights and envelop the whole of Europe
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Superman one day sneezes and blows Lois out the window
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Superman one day sneezes and blows Lois out the window
Who has the better rack?
Powergirl
or
Black Cat
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Which would you rather choose?
That the Crisis on Infinite Earths never happened?
or
That the Crisis still happened, but (as per Marv Wolfman's idea) the DC Universe started over again from scratch.
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That the Crisis still happened, but (as per Marv Wolfman's idea) the DC Universe started over again from scratch.
DC should start an "ultimate" line
or
Marvel should discontinue their "ultimate" line
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I can't believe someone has to actually ask that question. Marvel discontinues its whoring.
Batman turns into a woman
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Wondy turns into a man
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Batman = Woman.
Which two, lured into a small room and locked in, will you execute with extreme prejudice?
Rob Liefeld and Joe Madueira?
OR?!?!?!?!?!?
Todd McFarlane and Joe Quesada?
A no-lose proposition, if ever there was one.
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Hmmmm.....On the one hand I have Liefeld and Madueira dead, but then that would mean McFarlane and Quesada get to live. I could kill McFarlane and Quesada....But then the other two get to live!!! MY HEAD A'SPLODE!!!
Oi......Liefeld and Madueira.
Batman becomes the next Spectre
Or
Joker goes on an OFF earth rampage, in which case Batman will feel obligated to chase him down
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Joker in space... AND TIME!
Joker castrated and lobotomized?
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Ra's Al Ghul castrated and lobotomized?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Joker. A thousand times, Joker.
The REAL Identity Crisis killer:
'Mazing Man?
OR!!!
Ambush Bug?
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Ambush Bug. It seems more in character for him.
Who would you rather be from the Identity Crisis #2 flashback?
Dr. Light?
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Sue Dibny?
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I would answer but for two reasons:
1. I didn't read it and don't know the implications.
2. I have no new po/lo to post.
So I'm bumping.
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Dr. Light?
Man, that is a sick post, Snapman. A sick, twisted post.
To get things moving again...
Who would you prefer as Gotham's crime lord?
Black Mask
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Lex Luthor
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Black Mask. Luthor sucks.
THIS
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THAT
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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That. Because I want to piss pariah off.
Batmans parents being killed by
joe chill
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metallo
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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joe chill. he's at least human.
Batman abducted by aliens never to be seen on Earth again
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Batman becomes really clutzy and constantly has multiple broken bones
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Batman becomes really clutzy and constantly has multiple broken bones
Who wins?
The Sentinals
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Metallo
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Dr. Light?
Man, that is a sick post, Snapman. A sick, twisted post.
Well, it's not like Dr. Light gets off easy (no pun intended) in that flashback. He gets his ass kicked and ends up brainwashed by the JLA.
To answer the previous question: the Sentinels.
Batman gains super-powers?
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Batman becomes twice the asshole he is now?
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Batman becomes twice the asshole he is now?
Superman goes nuts and the only option is for Batman to kill him.
or
Batman goes nuts, and the only option is for Selina to fuck him back to his senses.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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The second one, because it involves sex.
Who should win a Pulitzer Prize for writing?
John Byrne?
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A six year old writing about his dog Fluffy?
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The six year old simply cuz' I never met him and MIGHT be better than Byrne. *shrug* What can I say, I don't hate Byrne.
Anyway...
I feel like being fanboyish and hopelessly romantic at the moment:
Bruce marries Diana and they end up raising a bunch of righteous, peace faring, logical children.
Or
Bruce marries Shiva and they end up raising a bunch of elite Batgirls and Robins.
Or
Bruce marries Harley and they end up raising a bunch of blond psychopaths.
Or
Bruce marries Talia and they end up raising a bunch of regular kids but with regal legacies to their name.
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