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Bruce marries Harley.
Who should burn in hell?
Rob Liefeld?
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Hitler?
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Tough call. And I'll get plenty of flack for answering it either way...............Liefeld.
Bruce has to go undercover as a pornstar to unveil a white slavery ring
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Ivy decides to go on a killing spree so she hosts a gangbang
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Ivy decides to go on a killing spree so she hosts a gangbang
Every hero in the DCU decides to wear a cape
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Every hero in the DCU decides to wear fishnets
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Who makes you hornier?
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Julius Schwartz
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Julia Child
little dark-haired boys in swimming trunks
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big red-haired boys with photo cameras
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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That is not comic related!! Red-heads and cameras.
Who would you rather have writing ever comic you ever read for the rest of your life?
Stan Lee
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Frank Miller
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That is not comic related!! Red-heads and cameras.
Boy Wonder versus Jimmy Olson.
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Will you too stop flirting and get a room!
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Stan Lee
Superboy and Robin give each other oral under a porch?
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Batman picks up marshmallows with his ass and drops them on a model of the Legion of Doom headquarters?
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Homoerotic session with Robin and Superboy which ends with Tim dying from a broken ass.
A TV series based on Funnyman (Siegel and Shooster's totally shit idea after they lost Supes.)
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A TV series based on Kiteman (One of the 60s Bat villians that tanked.)
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Kiteman! Untapped character here! The story of his origin (falling into a vat of kites) can finally be explored.
The Witches of Eastwick, only with Ivy, Catwoman, and Harley.
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Of Mice and Men, only with Batman as George and Superman as Lenni (with Lois Lane being Curly's wife).
In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out. - Joker
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Tee-Hee! Witches of Eastwick.
Dick gets shot and killed in the line of duty
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Tim is victim of a shoot out at his school
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Columbine Robin.
Captain America with boobs?
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Power Girl without boobs?
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Big-tittied Cap. The other seems like blasphemy for some reason.
Halle Berry's replacement on X-Men?
Tyra Banks?
*OR*?!?!?!?!?
Angela Bassett?
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Tyra Banks is hot. I'd go with her.
Nicolas Cage Superman?
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Justin Timberlake Superman?
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If it's gotta be fucked up, it may as well be fucked up all the way: Justin Timberlake Superman
If you could only save one, would you save...
Lois
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Carol
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I assume Carol is Carol Ferris, right? In that case, I'd go with Lois.
Martha Stewart joins the Suicide Squad?
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Waldo joins the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
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Martha joins Suicide Squad. The possibilities for comedy are endless, as are the chances of her getting offed.
Marvel/DC romance...
Steve Rogers and Carol Ferris?
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Bruce Wayne and Black Widow?
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... Bruce Wayne and Black Widow ...
It is revealed that Joker is 100% stereotypically Canadian
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Joker dies from anal beads and is never brought back or mentioned again. Barbara Gordon is given back the use of her legs and becomes Batgirl, Jason Todd and Sarah Essen are brought back from the dead, and Harley Quinn is left in comic book limbo forever.
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Joker is 100% Canadian. At least it would explain some of his wackiness and insanity.
Hawkman gets his wings clipped
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Billy Batson gets admitted to Arkham for multiple personality disorder
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Carnyfoke, I know exactly who you were directing that question at, and lemme tell ya: HA! You've failed!
Anyway, I would have said Joker dies. Cuz' there's NO WAY he would be Canadian. Na-uh, no!
Billy Batson gets admitted to Arkham and becomes Two-Face's bitch.
Batman to Kendra: "Nice ass."
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Superman to Diana: "Frigid dyke!"
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I have no idea what you're talking about, Pariah!  You're insane.
Superman calling Diana a dyke.
Batman and Emma Frost
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Joker and Typhoid Mary
Also: Pariah, do you think you could check your e-mail? I need your help on something.
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Hehe! Typhoid Mary. That's evil. But, and exchange between Frost and Batman's too good to pass up.
Wonder Woman speaks out publicly for female pornstars everywhere because they're an inspiration to women in the work-place.
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After Bruce punches in his fifth computer screen out of frustration towards the Microsoft software he's had to put up with, he buys out the company and then marches up to Bill Gates and takes a piss on his shoes.
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Wonder Woman in support of porn stars, of course!
A mugger pulls a gun on Superman and Clark screams, "PLEASE DON'T SHOOT!"
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A bullet comes flying at Batman so he holds Robin in front of him as a human shield
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HA! Robin as a human shield. No contest, but just to let you know, the first one doesn't make all that much sense.  Batman's rogues gallery goes up against which rival gallery? Spiderman's Or Superman's
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It's not supposed to make sense... I guess it's supposed to be a little ironic (he is invulnerable to bullets, but all of the sudden he's afraid of being shot). Oh well...
Anyway,
Spider-man's. Joker, Ra's, and Ivy could take them all down by themselves (Not exactly sure how, but... uh... they just would!)
Bruce gets a "Sorry for Your Loss" card from Joker shortly after A Death in the Family
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Barbara gets a "Get Well Soon" card from Joker shortly after The Killing Joke
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No, I mean the way you phrased it. I was kinda confused as to whether or not he was currently adopting the Superman persona or the Clark persona. I got the joke, it was just hard to read.
Anyway...
I figure it would be like this:
Joker, Poison Ivy, Bane, Ra's Al Ghul, Freeze, and Clayface against Green Goblin, Venom, Doc. Octapus, Rhino, Carnage, and Kingpin. I'd really wanna see that.
You're right though, they'd make chumps of em'.
Anyway....Again.
DUDE! So hard to choose......Sorry for your loss. It would be sweet though to watch Barbara bawl her eyes out after reading a "get well soon" card.
Batman's cape becomes a living thing
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Joker drives a car made entirely of his hair
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HA!
hmmm... Joker driving a car made from his hair. Although, if Batman's cape were to come alive, it would probably have a goofy, sassy, spunky personality and Batman would have an "Odd Couple" relationship with it until it's burned to death by Joker.
Possible compelling storylines:
Poison Ivy makes love to a Smurf
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Joker makes love to a mermaid
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Hehehe! The only way I see the Ivy scenario working is if the Smurf feels threatened enough. I mean, she'd prolly say, "Diddle me Handy or I'll squish your lover Brainy like a bug!!" so I wouldn't forsee any "love" involved persay. I'll have to go with Joker mounting a mermaid.
Joker goes on a bender one night and wakes up the next day to find that Gotham was in ruins.
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After a night of relentless lust at the Wayne Manor, Diana wakes up next to a very.......Broken Bruce Wayne.
And that's it for me. I need to wake up tomorrow. Night man.
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Hee hee... Diddle.
Joker goes on a bender.
Talia and Catwoman get into a sexy violent Lazarus Pit fight that goes on for hours because they both keep coming back to life
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Joker inherits the Phoenix Force
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As much as I'd like to vote for the catfighting (no pun intended), I have to go with Dark Jokix.
Who'd make a better Joker?
George W. Bush?
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John Kerry?
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.......Erg......John Kerry. It's the chin. YECH! It's like acid on my tongue.
Joker becomes the target of Darkseid, who goes to Gotham to take him away and execute him. Batman has to make yet another painful decision regarding whether or not he should help Joker out since they'd be in his city.
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Someone rapes Lois, and in a fit of rage, Superman kills the guy who did it.
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I think making Batman squirm might make for better entertainment.
Who would you want to exist in the real world?
Darkseid?
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Doomsday?
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AH! Jiminy frickin' jilikers! No heroes as deterent either.........Doomsday. Darkseid is more calculated and just wants to enslave the human race, but at the same time, because he's not proximate he's less predictable. At least with Doomsday, we know where he stands. Only problem would be figuring out how to take him down. With Darkseid, we'd prolly go through a thousand years of slavery before we finally regain our wills and rebel.
Batman decides to let go of decades worth of bottled up rage and channel it out through voluminous amounts of sex. At the end of his lustful romp, the entire community of superheroines and the wives of the male heroes find themselves blessed with unexpected bundles of joy and moodiness.
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Batman is cornered in his own room after a long patrol by Ivy, Harley, Talia, Selina, and Shiva. He wakes up the next day looking like he's aged fifty years.
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Getting everyone pregnant!
More interesting miniseries team-up?
Catwoman and Poison Ivy (one where they aren't at each other's throats)
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Talia and Lady Shiva
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Talia and Lady Shiva most definitely. I like Ivy, but Catwoman's just gotten too stupid. I would have taken Talia and Shiva anyway though.
Talia threatens Bruce with a hostile takeover if he doesn't date her in public.
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Lex Luthor and Mercy re-create the Clinton/Lewinski scandel.
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There isn't that kind of chemistry between Luthor and Mercy, but Bruce wouldn't have that much reluctance to date Talia, with or without threat. The threat just might make things a little sexier, though, seeing as how Bruce tends to go for the more domineering women. Plus, we've never actually gotten a date between these two. So... Bruce and Talia.
Eerier thing Joker could do?
Break out of Arkham with many, many causalities, then come back an hour later with a Starbucks coffee and a bag from Barnes & Noble containing a fresh copy of Bridget Jones's Diary
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Drain half of Waynetech's funds and donates every cent to the Salvation Army and the March of Dimes.
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I know they don't, but for the sake of the joke. And I really doubt Bruce would go for public dates.
Heh! Breaks out and heads to B&N.
Putting Bruce in the poor-house though would be pretty funny. You know he has money stashed anyway...So, yeah.
Bane really is Batman's brother
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Bruce's real Father is Carmine Falcone
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