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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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GRR! Stop that! You almost made me smile!

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The Time Trust said:
Shut the fuck up.


You am not the first person to tell URG to shut the fuck up.


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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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Dont ya just wish you could say that to people at work sometimes? Grrrr espeically those that just create reasons to come yell at you about something :P

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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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I'm gonna be 40 in about 3 weeks, so all of ya, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Quote:

The Time Trust said:
Yeah, you. Shut the fuck up.




Me?


...you tell stories, we tell lies.
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Dont ya just wish you could say that to people at work sometimes? Grrrr espeically those that just create reasons to come yell at you about something :P



That's kinda funny, cuz I actually said the word Grrrr in school today. Someone said I was angry so I grrrr'ed them. I seemed appropriate at the time.

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Grrrr! ! !


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HULK SMASH!!!

I mean... grrrrr!!

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And ex-girlfriend (grrrlfriend?) of mine used to say "grrrr" whenever something irritated her -- I ended up picking it up from her unconsciously.

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Quote:

Jim Jackson said:
I'm gonna be 40 in about 3 weeks, so all of ya, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Thank you.


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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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And ex-girlfriend (grrrlfriend?) of mine used to say "grrrr" whenever something irritated her -- I ended up picking it up from her unconsciously.




Don't you hate when that happens? Especially when you catch yourself doing it. That's annoying.

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You catch yourself doing it? You live with your temporal duplicate or something? Ever stroked each other?


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And ex-girlfriend (grrrlfriend?) of mine used to say "grrrr" whenever something irritated her -- I ended up picking it up from her unconsciously.




Probably because you used to sleep with her. I mean, dude.


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you say the word fuck like it's an inconvenience
you say the word fuck like it hurts your sides
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savor the word like it was wine or beer
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scrub off the talk of assholes who cut you off in traffic with the holy fuck
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Fuck your suits, your ties, and your Cadillacs.
Fuck your prejudice and what your mind lacks.
Fuck you when you say, 'Fuck women, gays, and blacks.'

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Fuck your laws you impose unto others limiting what they do.
Fuck your lies, your excuses, your hairstyle, and fuck you.

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The spleen is an organ located in the abdomen, where it functions in the destruction of old red blood cells and holding a reservoir of blood. It is regarded as one of the centers of activity of the reticuloendothelial system (part of the immune system). Until recently, the purpose of the spleen was not known. It is increasingly recognized that its absence leads to a predisposition to certain infections.

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The heart is a fist shaped, muscular organ in vertebrates, responsible for pumping blood through the blood vessels by repeated, rhythmic contractions, or a similar structure in annelids, mollusks, and arthropods.[1] The term cardiac (as in cardiology) means "related to the heart" and comes from the Greek καρδία, kardia, for "heart." The heart is composed of cardiac muscle, an involuntary muscle tissue which is found only within this organ

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You get dumped, TTT?


Pimping my site, again.

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I didn't know TTT's girlfriend had time travelling powers, but I guess I should have seen it coming.


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I don't remember ever posting to this thread.

GRRRR!!!

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I didn't know TTT's girlfriend had time travelling powers, but I guess I should have seen it coming.




female time traveling robot?

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