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#390835 2004-11-23 2:38 PM
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Carmella Danielle DeCesare

Birthday: July 1, 1982
Birthplace: Avon Lake, Ohio
Nationality: American
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 118 lbs.
Bust: 34B
Waist: 24
Hips: 33
Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Brown

Carmella Danielle DeCesare was born on July 1, 1982, in Avon Lake, Ohio. She had the good fortune of being raised by two caring parents, and her father made a decent living working for UPS. Little did they know (or probably care to) that their little girl would someday become the object of fantasy for millions of men worldwide.



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Jason E. Perkins #390838 2004-11-23 2:41 PM
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She certainly may!

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Ah... Carmella....


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is good. More pics please.


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Her hotness makes my soul bleed.


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me likee!





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I want to licky licky on her pussy

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Wednesday...please please tell me you have her bio and contact info! She's what my dream woman looks like!


I'VE GOT TO HAVE HER, MAN!

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Thanks. Now that I have a name, I'm gonna find her contact info and try to go on a date with her ('cause Alicia Keys and I just isn't gonna happen ). If she's as articulate/generous/sensible/sensuous as she is attractive...

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She has a long-standing boyfriend.

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Already one step closer...found her profile.

We have two things in common:
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PEOPLE I ADMIRE:
Those who start at the bottom and strive to make it to the top.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE:
My family and best friends.




She also listed "muscles" as a turn-on. I have muscles! Unfortunately, I don't have blond hair or green eyes, nor am I "a handy man with great power tools" (though I've always wanted to be). Maybe I should finally take my female friends/cousin/aunt up on their advice and buy a set of green contact lenses. I refuse to dye my hair, though. It just wouldn't look or feel right.

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Quote:

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She has a long-standing boyfriend.



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Yeah...I just found that out.

I set myself up for this, every time, without fail.

I quit.

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time to admit your gay brian. time to admit.

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Quote:

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Carmella Danielle DeCesare

Birthday: July 1, 1982
Birthplace: Avon Lake, Ohio
Nationality: American
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 118 lbs.
Bust: 34B
Waist: 24
Hips: 33
Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Brown

Carmella Danielle DeCesare was born on July 1, 1982, in Avon Lake, Ohio. She had the good fortune of being raised by two caring parents, and her father made a decent living working for UPS. Little did they know (or probably care to) that their little girl would someday become the object of fantasy for millions of men worldwide.






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Mmmmm!


You look like you could use, uh, helping hand...

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This looks t'be the same girl
Carmella (complete)





and one i'd like to meet!

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I bumped another topic, but this one is the original, with the best pics.


The two others:


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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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why?


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I think that's the dowry.


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 Originally Posted By: rex
why?


Partly because he doesn't gay up the boobies threads the way you do....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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You're just doing this for attention now, aren't you? There's no way you can be this retarded and still make (somewhat) coherent posts.


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Fuck off!


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