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Paris' Same-Sex Romp
By Sarah HallSure, it's no One Night in Paris, but a certain ubiquitous heiress has landed herself back on the porn circuit.
Paris Hilton is making headlines yet again after steamy pictures of her kissing another woman were snapped up by Hustler publisher Larry Flynt, who plans to print the shots in an upcoming issue of the magazine.
The pictures, which were taken about three years ago when the saucy socialite was 20, show a clothed Hilton cavorting with a still unidentified brunette at a club.
In a series of eight photos, the two girls get progressively closer--dancing, lightly kissing and finally going for a full-on makeout session, with Hilton's friend grasping the celebutante's breast.
Hilton wears a leopard-print halter top and black pants in the pictures--a far cry from the birthday suit she sported in her infamous Internet sex tape with partner Rick Salomon.
Still, Hustler paid photo broker David Hans Schmidt an undisclosed amount for the newly revealed photos after Schmidt said he had the photos forensically tested to make sure that they featured Hilton.
"I think people will see a new Paris Hilton," Flynt told the New York Daily News on Monday.
Hilton recently finished filming the third season of The Simple Life with sidekick Nicole Richie.
This time around, the duo boarded a Greyhound bus and toured the east coast of the U.S. while holding down internships at locales such as the Baltimore zoo, a New Jersey auto shop and a mortuary.
"It was different from being in L.A. or New York," Hilton told USA Today. "You're meeting people who are riding a Greyhound. They don't have a car. They're really real."
Apart from her Simple Life gig, Hilton will be seen in the upcoming films House of Wax and National Lampoon's Pledge This. She's also attached to star with Lindsay Lohan in next year's Fashionistas and is putting the wraps on her first album.
As if that's not enough of the everywhere heiress, she'll soon be the coming attraction at any number of newsstands near you.
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She's ugly and flat-chested.
What's the big deal with her again?
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MisterJLA said:
She's ugly and flat-chested.
What's the big deal with her again?
she has money and a vagina! pay attention son!
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She's ugly and flat-chested.
What's the big deal with her again?
she has money and a vagina!
So does Linda McMahon. I don't see anyone spanking off to her...
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obviously you havent been to my house on mondays!
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For the love of god, when is this girl's 15 minutes up?
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For the love of god, when is this girl's 15 minutes up?
As soon as the trust's all been spent...
We all wear a green carnation.
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so.....we're stuck with her.
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I heard on the radio that Barbara Walters named Hilton as one of the "Top Ten Most Interesting People".
If Rob had a mega rolling eyes Graemlin, I'd be using it now.
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She's ugly and flat-chested.
What's the big deal with her again?
she has money and a vagina! pay attention son!
SOMEBODY CALL SATI!
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Paris probably thought she had to top Jenna Lewis from Survivor Season 1 since her own sex video recently came out.
"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"
Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.
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"It was different from being in L.A. or New York," Hilton told USA Today. "You're meeting people who are riding a Greyhound. They don't have a car. They're really real."
No, people that ride the greyhound are poor white trash. Not real. Real people have cars.
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Paris too lazy for sex
Paris Hilton claims she's "too lazy" to have sex and would rather just kiss.
The 23-year-old hotel heiress tells Rolling Stone magazine, "I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy. I'd rather kiss."
Hilton's former boyfriends include Rick Salomon, Tommy Hilfiger model Jason Shaw and Backstreet Boys' singer Nick Carter.
The third series of her hit reality show The Simple Life with Nicole Richie is due to begin airing in the US next month.
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Maybe if she ate something she would have the energy to have sex.
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eeeewww......probably has clap of the throat now.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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