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The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
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Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
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I hereby announce my desire to compete in the Rumble! Now, I know what you're saying- "Snarf, you're World Champion already! Why should you compete?" Well here's the answer. While most contenders for the World Title are the cream of the crop, the Rumble allows any Johnny Come Lately to get lucky and get a shot at me that he doesn't deserve! So, my proposition is this: if I'm allowed in the Rumble, and if I win, they I am allowed to pick my opponent for the main event at Robblemania. And if, by some freakish twist of fate, I should lose the title between the Rumble and Robblemania, then I am automatically in the Robblemania main event! So, what say you, Doc? The ball's in your court!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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HULK WANT FIGHT IN RUMBLE TO! HULK KICK QUEEN SNARFS ASS!
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I hereby announce my desire to compete in the Rumble! Now, I know what you're saying- "Snarf, you're World Champion already! Why should you compete?" Well here's the answer. While most contenders for the World Title are the cream of the crop, the Rumble allows any Johnny Come Lately to get lucky and get a shot at me that he doesn't deserve! So, my proposition is this: if I'm allowed in the Rumble, and if I win, they I am allowed to pick my opponent for the main event at Robblemania. And if, by some freakish twist of fate, I should lose the title between the Rumble and Robblemania, then I am automatically in the Robblemania main event! So, what say you, Doc? The ball's in your court!
Who says you'll still be champ by the time Mania rolls round?
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"Turning Japanese" plays as Nuriko steps into the ring.
I haven't been in the RDCW long, but once I found the right manager, I knew I was on my way to the top! Only one thing stands between me and the Women's Booby Belt now, and her name is Meeko.
Crowd cheers at the mention of Meeko's name. Nuriko mistakenly thinks the cheers are for her.
Thank you! I am most honored by your applause!
Crowd quiets down.
I am proud to be part of the great and powerful Bastardo Family, and after the Rumble we will add one more title to our collection! Meeko, you WILL be defeated!
Nuriko bows to the fans, then points toward the locker room.
Now if you will excuse me, I must go . . . I have to talk to Mr. Bastardo and see if he can get me front row tickets to the latest Kabuki drama in my hometown of Osaka.
"Turning Japanese" starts playing again as Nuriko leaves the ring.
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The 30 Man RDCW Rumble!
The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
Entering the Rumble: RDCW Champ King Snarf, the Hulk, Nowhereman
Fenway Park Match
Intercuntenintel Title
Chris Oakley defends against Joe Mama!
Hell in a Sperm Cell Match!
Loser is covered in MisterJLA's sperm!
Lightweight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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I hereby announce my desire to compete in the Rumble! Now, I know what you're saying- "Snarf, you're World Champion already! Why should you compete?" Well here's the answer. While most contenders for the World Title are the cream of the crop, the Rumble allows any Johnny Come Lately to get lucky and get a shot at me that he doesn't deserve! So, my proposition is this: if I'm allowed in the Rumble, and if I win, they I am allowed to pick my opponent for the main event at Robblemania. And if, by some freakish twist of fate, I should lose the title between the Rumble and Robblemania, then I am automatically in the Robblemania main event! So, what say you, Doc? The ball's in your court!
Who says you'll still be champ by the time Mania rolls round?
If you read my post carefully, then you will see that the Rumble win (and I WILL win) is my insurance in case of the off chance I should lose. So, 
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Well you sure as hell aint entering the Rumble.
Who you think you are,Hogan?
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I'm better than Hogan! And besides, Madman Marcum has already named me as an official Rumble participant! So, suck on that!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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This is a perfect opportunity for me to make my comeback. 
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No thankyou,we refuse to sign a new contract with you!
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Hogan has more hair!
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The 30 Man RDCW Rumble!
The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
Entering the Rumble: RDCW Champ King Snarf, the Hulk, Nowhereman, PJP
Fenway Park Match
Intercuntenintel Title
Winner enters the Rumble at #30!
Loser enters the Rumble at #1!
Chris Oakley defends against Joe Mama!
Hell in a Sperm Cell Match!
Loser is covered in MisterJLA's sperm!
Lightweight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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What a paltry list of entrants! Everyone clearly has heard that Snarf has entered the Rumble, and have opted not to enter for fear of being humiliated!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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So, I guess you're not worried that I'm announcing my entry now. I'm after ya, Snarfy, and that big gold belt you're wearing. 
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The 30 Man RDCW Rumble!
The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
Entering the Rumble: RDCW Champ King Snarf, the Hulk, Nowhereman, PJP, Joe Mama, IC Champ Chris Oakley, Grimm
Fenway Park Match
Intercuntenintel Title
Winner enters the Rumble at #30!
Loser enters the Rumble at #1!
Chris Oakley defends against Joe Mama!
Hell in a Sperm Cell Match!
Loser is covered in MisterJLA's sperm!
Lightweight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
Olde London Street Fight!
Nowhereman vs. Charlie!
Hardcore Porn Title!
Bibbo defends against a mystery opponent!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
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So, I guess you're not worried that I'm announcing my entry now. I'm after ya, Snarfy, and that big gold belt you're wearing.
Ooh. It's Grimm. I'm sooo scared. Not! Please! The Rumble will be known as MY greatest achievement, and will help secure my legacy as the greatest RDCW champion of all time!!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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When it's just you and me, and the dust has settled, I'll remember your screams for mercy long after the match is over. . .
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How do I get into the Rumble? Win or lose, I gotta give the fans something to enjoy!
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All you gotta do is sign up here!
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The 30 Man RDCW Rumble!
The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
Entering the Rumble: RDCW Champ King Snarf, the Hulk, Nowhereman, PJP, Joe Mama, IC Champ Chris Oakley, Grimm, Captain Sammitch, Charlie, Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy, James Fantastic, Tommy, Chewy Walrus, Backwards7, Stupid Dogg, Winged Creature, Urg, Wednesday, Rex
Fenway Park Match
Intercuntenintel Title
Winner enters the Rumble at #30!
Loser enters the Rumble at #1!
Chris Oakley defends against Joe Mama!
Hell in a Sperm Cell Match!
Loser is covered in MisterJLA's sperm!
Lightweight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
Olde London Street Fight!
Nowhereman vs. Charlie!
Hardcore Porn Title!
Bibbo defends against a mystery opponent!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
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If Cap and I aren't defending our titles, I'd like to enter the Rumble. I'd like to add to my collection of large, ugly belts.
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The 30 Man RDCW Rumble!
The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
23 Men have already entered the Rumble: RDCW Champ King Snarf, the Hulk, Nowhereman, PJP, Joe Mama, IC Champ Chris Oakley, Grimm, Captain Sammitch, Charlie, Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy, James Fantastic, Tommy, Chewy Walrus, Backwards7, Stupid Dogg, Winged Creature, Urg, Wednesday, Rex, Donkey Lovin Tag Champs Notwedge & Captain of Outer Space , Mystery Contestant, Hardcore Porn Champ Bibbo
Fenway Park Match
Intercuntenintel Title
Winner enters the Rumble at #30!
Loser enters the Rumble at #1!
Chris Oakley defends against Joe Mama!
Hell in a Sperm Cell Match!
Loser is covered in MisterJLA's sperm!
Lightweight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
Olde London Street Fight!
Nowhereman vs. Charlie!
Hardcore Porn Title!
Bibbo defends against a mystery opponent!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
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Hmmm... 9 spots left in the Rumble.... And the Bastardo family is already well represented!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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The 30 Man RDCW Rumble!
The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
28 Men have already entered the Rumble: RDCW Champ King Snarf, the Hulk, Nowhereman, PJP, Joe Mama, IC Champ Chris Oakley, Grimm, EuroTrash Champ Captain Sammitch, Charlie, Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy, James Fantastic, Tommy, Chewy Walrus, Backwards7, Stupid Dogg, Winged Creature, Urg, Bibbo, Rex, Donkey Lovin Tag Champs Notwedge & Captain of Outer Space , Mystery Contestant, Hardcore Porn Champ Wednesday , Senor Perdicion, El Daga, Howler, Highwayman, Darth
Fenway Park Match
Intercuntenintel Title
Winner enters the Rumble at #30!
Loser enters the Rumble at #1!
Chris Oakley defends against Joe Mama!
Hell in a Sperm Cell Match!
Loser is covered in MisterJLA's sperm!
Lightweight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
Olde London Street Fight!
Nowhereman vs. Charlie!
Hardcore Porn Title!
Wednesday defends against Bibbo and a mystery opponent!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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Seems to me that the rumble would be the best place to make my intro. Can I enter as well?
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My manager - Brian Owlmouth - apparently got very excited when he heard of a "thirty man rumble" and entered me into the contest without my knowledge.
Whenever we have one of these licenced brawls The Hulk always lies face down in the ring like the bitch he is and it takes a co-ordinated effort to drag him out.
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Seems to me that the rumble would be the best place to make my intro. Can I enter as well?
The position of monkey man has already been filled by King Snarf.
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who by the way is not even the real snarf
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My manager - Brian Owlmouth - apparently got very excited when he heard of a "thirty man rumble" and entered me into the contest without my knowledge.
What does Brian think of your team with Chewy Walrus?
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Whenever we have one of these licenced brawls The Hulk always lies face down in the ring like the bitch he is and it takes a co-ordinated effort to drag him out.
You should do what LLance did back in the 96 Rumble. Show him a pic of yourself naked and make him jump over the top rope to chase after you.
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The 30 Man RDCW Rumble!
The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
29 Men have already entered the Rumble: RDCW Champ King Snarf, the Hulk, Nowhereman, PJP, Joe Mama, IC Champ Chris Oakley, Grimm, EuroTrash Champ Captain Sammitch, Charlie, Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy, James Fantastic, Tommy, Chewy Walrus, Backwards7, Stupid Dogg, Winged Creature, Urg, Bibbo, Rex, Donkey Lovin Tag Champs Notwedge & Captain of Outer Space , Mystery Contestant, Hardcore Porn Champ Wednesday , Senor Perdicion, El Daga, Howler, Highwayman, Darth, Spandexmonkeyman
Fenway Park Match
Intercuntenintel Title
Winner enters the Rumble at #30!
Loser enters the Rumble at #1!
Chris Oakley defends against Joe Mama!
Hell in a Sperm Cell Match!
Loser is covered in MisterJLA's sperm!
Lightweight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
Olde London Street Fight!
Nowhereman vs. Charlie!
Hardcore Porn Title!
Wednesday defends against Bibbo and a mystery opponent!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
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The winner will face the World Heavyweight Cheese Champ at RobbleMania! The Road to RobbleMania starts here!
30 Men have entered the Rumble: RDCW Champ King Snarf, the Hulk, Nowhereman, PJP, Joe Mama, IC Champ Chris Oakley, Grimm, EuroTrash Champ Captain Sammitch, Charlie, Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy, James Fantastic, Tommy, Chewy Walrus, Backwards7, Stupid Dogg, Winged Creature, Urg, Bibbo, Rex, Donkey Lovin Tag Champs Notwedge & Captain of Outer Space , PenWing, Hardcore Porn Champ Wednesday , Senor Perdicion, El Daga, Howler, Highwayman, Darth, Spandexmonkeyman, Balls Nasty
Fenway Park Match
Intercuntenintel Title
Winner enters the Rumble at #30!
Loser enters the Rumble at #1!
Chris Oakley defends against Joe Mama!
Hell in a Sperm Cell Match!
Loser is covered in MisterJLA's sperm!
Lightweight Faggot Title
Son of Mxy defends against James Fantastic!
Women's Booby Title!
Meeko defends against Nuriko!
Olde London Street Fight!
Nowhereman vs. Charlie!
Hardcore Porn Title!
Wednesday defends against Bibbo and PenWing!
The winners of the first annual RDCW Awards will be announced!
The Road to RobbleMania begins at the Rumble!
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Hmmm... 9 spots left in the Rumble.... And the Bastardo family is already well represented!
Chump!
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