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it was beautiful like sunsets and butterflies
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Uschi as promised a birthday poem for you my sweet......Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Uschi Had A Birthday by Peter J. Pappas
Uschi had a birthday yesterday....yes this much is true
And all the boys were fighting to get next to her....you had better know Kung Fu
When she first arrived here we weren't sure if she was a boy or girl at first
Then she showed us all some pics of her to quench everybody's thirst
I for one always knew she was all woman...she smelled a little fishy if you know what I mean
However, just because of her womanly smells doesn't mean she isn't clean
So let's all say it one more time....Happy Birthday Uschi
And we hope you get what you really want....a nice stiff cock in your puschi
Note to All: This and many other fine poems can be found at "Rex's Poetry Corner" in the Writer's Block Forum.(my new favorite forum by the way)
PJP worked real hard on this.
Snarf Snarf.....All Hail The Real King Snarf!
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How's your puschi today. 
Snarf Snarf.....All Hail The Real King Snarf!
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since you asked.... it's stuffed with big tampons 'cause my period started yesterday night.
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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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oh Aunt Flo is visiting......that's cool.
Snarf Snarf.....All Hail The Real King Snarf!
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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OH! And for my birthday I get a turtle! Woo hoo! I've always wanted one! I can fdeed it fish and crickets and people.....
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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since you asked.... it's stuffed with big tampons 'cause my period started yesterday night.
Sweet! You're bagina gave you a birthday present.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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It's called a puschi..........pay attention reax!
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OH! And for my birthday I get a turtle! Woo hoo! I've always wanted one! I can fdeed it fish and crickets and people.....
you know you and I have alot in common..........and I wasn't talking about the turtle.
Ouch! That's A Big Dick!!!
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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You're legal...LET"S FUCK!
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Now I'm vigorously jumping up and down to stop that particular mental image crystalising in my brain.
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Oh! Well let me help...Getting off on picturing me neekid, eh? Enjoy!
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YOU CAN LOOK (BUT YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH)
Yesterday I went shopping buddy down to the mall
Looking for something pretty I could hang on my wall
I knocked over a lamp before it hit the floor I caught it
A salesman turned around said, "boy, you break that thing you bought it"
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You can look but you better not touch boy
You can look but you better not touch boy
Mess around and you'll end up in dutch boy
You can look but you better not, no you better not, no you better not touch
Well I came home from work and I switched on Channel 5
There was a pretty little girly lookin' straight into my eyes
Well I watched as she wiggled back and forth across the screen
She didn't get me excited she just made me feel mean
(Chorus)
Well I called up Dirty Annie on the telephone
I took her out to the drive-in just to get her alone
I found a lover's rendezvous, the music low, set to park
I heard a tappin' on the window and a voice in the dark
(Chorus)
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PJP said:
SINISTAR could kick Zod's ass.................easily.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh
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