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Should I get a protective order?


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You haven't even figured out whose alt he is yet!


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I hope he's not an alt. I haven't had this much fun fucking with someone in a long time.


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Should I get a protective order?




It wouldn't be rape since you were begging for it


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and plus you'd enjoy it


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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and beg for more


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Should I get a protective order?




It wouldn't be rape since you were begging for it




Hey, I'm not accusing you of digging chicks!


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You don't need a protective order.....just make him go and get you refreshments whenever you choose.

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You don't need a protective order.....just make him go and get you refreshments whenever you choose.




I've fired hippies for less than this.


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Hey, I'm not accusing you of digging chicks!




Keep in mind what forum this is WBAM.


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You don't need a protective order.....just make him go and get you refreshments whenever you choose.




I've fired hippies for less than this.



yeah probably cause they wouldn't go down on you in the parking lot.

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Hey, I'm not accusing you of digging chicks!




Keep in mind what forum this is WBAM.




Fine..... YOU DIG CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!

You fake homo!


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Should I get a protective order?




fuck off bitch

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fuck off bitch




The verbal onslaught is overwhelming! Your mastery of wit and the english laguage is too much for me to handle, I give up!


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from the album 'Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.')


[Tupac speaking]

Yo Law!
Is it cool if a ni**a just get f**ked up for this one?
Yeah
Mr. f**k-a-cop is back
and I still dont't give a f**k
you know what I'm sayin?

[Tupac]

I was framed
so don't make the same mistake, ni**a
You gotta learn how to shake the snakes, ni**a
cause the police love to break a ni**a
send em upstate cause they straight-up hate the ni**as
So what I do is get a crew of zoo ni**as
Straight fools into rules and do ni**as
and one time had enough of me
I'm still raw so the law can't f**k with me
They wanna send me to the pen, punk picture that
I stay strapped muthaf**kas better get your gat
It ain't easy bein me I can't take it
life as a celebrity ain't everything they make it
and ever since the movies
ho's try to do me
if they can't screw me
they find a way to sue me
Now can you picture me coolin at a night club
somethin for love, but muthaf**kas want a ?beamer?
Since I wear a lot of gold
they plot
Don't no what I got if ya stop
with the hot ones
And all yeah, I wanna feel guilty
but you punk muthaf**kas tried to milk me
You'll get stacked behind the hill
with my phone or my pager
Just beat me while I cut you with my razor
I'm not violent, I'm petrified and nervous
I got no mercy for these ni**as try'n to serve us
But if you catch me outta pocket, then I'm got
You love to shoot a ni**a but you scared to pop a cop
Now drop

(Chorus)

Reflected and disrespected
why so rejected ?
our just another rapper
who swears he's makin records
That's what the'd said
whenever I would walk by
I never tripped, though
always kept my head up high
Eventually, I knew that I would find my way
After the darkest night always comes a brighter day
And some will say
that turned away is all you'll get
I just say "bet"
and never let em see me sweat
cause in the end
I knew that I would have it all
while non-believers were prayin for my downfall
and some would call and tell me that they wish me well
but in my heart, I'm knowin that they wish me hell
Yo get a real job. Rappin doesn't pay the rent
I hate the studio cause that's where all my money went
Never surrender, it's all about the faith you got
don't ever stop, just push it til you hit the top
and if you drop, at least you know you gave your all
be true to you, and that way you can never fall
But beware, these backstabbers ain't no joke
just like a rope, they hang on you until you're broke
and when you're broke, they move onto the next dope
and there you are, can't even pay your car, nope
and when you reminisce thinkin how you got dissed
remember how it fealt and do remember this
Be true to you
for me that there's no one bigger
cause they can all suck d**k
Cause strictly 4 my ni**az

(Chorus)

This is for the critics if you live up
pick up my s**t or I'll be back doin stickups
I better see five stars next to my picture
If not, Tupac will cop the glock and come knockin and getcha
I told you once muthaf**ka hold the nut
Play me like a butt and you'll be bleedin when you're f**ked
ni**as know what's up but they be try'n to hold me down
I'm comin outta Oaktown, bi**h f**k around
And it ain't where you from that makes you hardcore
ni**a it's the way you throw the ?fangs? in the war
And to the marks that be talkin all that s**t
screamin out the next ni**a's name like a bi**h
and the ni**as that I ran into recently
the muthaf**kas at the club that pulled the piece on me
You little bi**hes should've pulled the f**kin trigga
Now you live in fear of a heartless a*s ni**a
?Mr. Trump?
ni**as tried to play me with the gat
but like Terminator, ni**a, I'll be back
and I'll be back with a f**kin army
you tried to harm me [Bring me along G]
Cause most muthaf**kas try to act up without they're backup,
when they get jacked up they crack up
It's strictly 4 my ni**az at the show
so they know not to play me like a ho
Strictly 4 my...

(Chorus repeated till end)


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from the album 'Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.')


[Tupac speaking]

Yo Law!
Is it cool if a ni**a just get f**ked up for this one?
Yeah
Mr. f**k-a-cop is back
and I still dont't give a f**k
you know what I'm sayin?

[Tupac]

I was framed
so don't make the same mistake, ni**a
You gotta learn how to shake the snakes, ni**a
cause the police love to break a ni**a
send em upstate cause they straight-up hate the ni**as
So what I do is get a crew of zoo ni**as
Straight fools into rules and do ni**as
and one time had enough of me
I'm still raw so the law can't f**k with me
They wanna send me to the pen, punk picture that
I stay strapped muthaf**kas better get your gat
It ain't easy bein me I can't take it
life as a celebrity ain't everything they make it
and ever since the movies
ho's try to do me
if they can't screw me
they find a way to sue me
Now can you picture me coolin at a night club
somethin for love, but muthaf**kas want a ?beamer?
Since I wear a lot of gold
they plot
Don't no what I got if ya stop
with the hot ones
And all yeah, I wanna feel guilty
but you punk muthaf**kas tried to milk me
You'll get stacked behind the hill
with my phone or my pager
Just beat me while I cut you with my razor
I'm not violent, I'm petrified and nervous
I got no mercy for these ni**as try'n to serve us
But if you catch me outta pocket, then I'm got
You love to shoot a ni**a but you scared to pop a cop
Now drop

(Chorus)

Reflected and disrespected
why so rejected ?
our just another rapper
who swears he's makin records
That's what the'd said
whenever I would walk by
I never tripped, though
always kept my head up high
Eventually, I knew that I would find my way
After the darkest night always comes a brighter day
And some will say
that turned away is all you'll get
I just say "bet"
and never let em see me sweat
cause in the end
I knew that I would have it all
while non-believers were prayin for my downfall
and some would call and tell me that they wish me well
but in my heart, I'm knowin that they wish me hell
Yo get a real job. Rappin doesn't pay the rent
I hate the studio cause that's where all my money went
Never surrender, it's all about the faith you got
don't ever stop, just push it til you hit the top
and if you drop, at least you know you gave your all
be true to you, and that way you can never fall
But beware, these backstabbers ain't no joke
just like a rope, they hang on you until you're broke
and when you're broke, they move onto the next dope
and there you are, can't even pay your car, nope
and when you reminisce thinkin how you got dissed
remember how it fealt and do remember this
Be true to you
for me that there's no one bigger
cause they can all suck d**k
Cause strictly 4 my ni**az

(Chorus)

This is for the critics if you live up
pick up my s**t or I'll be back doin stickups
I better see five stars next to my picture
If not, Tupac will cop the glock and come knockin and getcha
I told you once muthaf**ka hold the nut
Play me like a butt and you'll be bleedin when you're f**ked
ni**as know what's up but they be try'n to hold me down
I'm comin outta Oaktown, bi**h f**k around
And it ain't where you from that makes you hardcore
ni**a it's the way you throw the ?fangs? in the war
And to the marks that be talkin all that s**t
screamin out the next ni**a's name like a bi**h
and the ni**as that I ran into recently
the muthaf**kas at the club that pulled the piece on me
You little bi**hes should've pulled the f**kin trigga
Now you live in fear of a heartless a*s ni**a
?Mr. Trump?
ni**as tried to play me with the gat
but like Terminator, ni**a, I'll be back
and I'll be back with a f**kin army
you tried to harm me [Bring me along G]
Cause most muthaf**kas try to act up without they're backup,
when they get jacked up they crack up
It's strictly 4 my ni**az at the show
so they know not to play me like a ho
Strictly 4 my...

(Chorus repeated till end)




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god your all gay


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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No, I feel confident that none of them is. And for that, I'm thankful.


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No, I feel confident that none of them is. And for that, I'm thankful.




Um..... Thank you?


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No, I feel confident that none of them is. And for that, I'm thankful.



no no, i'm damn sure the canuck is gay.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Jubarg is totally canadian. We both are.

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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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