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Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. #435955 2005-02-25 3:14 AM
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Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Ultimate Jaburg53 #435956 2005-02-25 3:51 AM
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Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY	I learned that in order to go down, one must go south. Bow ties are coool.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man #435957 2005-02-25 3:53 AM
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Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Ultimate Jaburg53 #435958 2005-02-25 4:49 AM
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Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man 1 Millionth Customer 10000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 14,203 New York, NY	there is no wrong in matters of geography. Bow ties are coool.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man #435959 2005-02-25 4:49 AM
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PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	then why is your head up your ass? VieraComics.com

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man #435960 2005-02-25 4:50 AM
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Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. PJP #435961 2005-02-25 4:50 AM
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Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. PJP #435962 2005-02-25 4:50 AM
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Pig Iran Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,240 Salma Hayek's Heaving Bosom	He went south and then north.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Pig Iran #435963 2005-02-25 6:55 AM
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Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Son of Mxy #435964 2005-02-25 10:40 AM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,978 backwards7 1500+ posts
backwards7 1500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,978	I learned that, as the chosen one, I must fight the Inuit God of Wolves in a battle that will decide the fate of the world for the next millennia. I also learned how to fashion a propeller for a 7-engined Maxim Gorky out of the skull of a Humpback Whale.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. backwards7 #435965 2005-02-25 11:20 AM
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backwards7 1500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,978	I learned how to play Wchttcha - the game of the Ice Nomads that is played using two ordinary, six-sided die and the tail of an Arctic Fox.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. backwards7 #435966 2005-02-25 11:24 AM
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backwards7 1500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,978	I learned how to determine the time of day by studying the facial expressions of polar bears.

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Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. #435968 2005-02-27 11:45 AM
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backwards7 1500+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 1,978	After 6 weeks spent roaming the frozen wastelands of the north I learned that a mound of snow fashioned into the approximate shape of a woman can begin to look mighty appealing.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. backwards7 #435969 2005-02-27 12:01 PM
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PJP We already are 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 32,001 Likes: 1 Perfectville: Population 1	the only mound I see......is you ......you great big mound of shit. VieraComics.com

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. PJP #435970 2005-02-27 4:13 PM
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Grimm living in 1962 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 19,546 Likes: 1 The Twilight Zone	I learned how to kill a man by stabbing him in the neck with a pen. I also learned that man and seal are not meant to mate.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Grimm #435971 2005-02-27 4:17 PM
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Irwin Schwab Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 53,734 Multiverse	* it should be noted that while not meant to it is entirely possible.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Irwin Schwab #435972 2005-02-27 5:06 PM
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Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	Jimbo and Ned's Huntin' and Killin' TV Song" We're so glad you spend your time with us, While we slaughter our way through nature's guts, Come again and stay awhile, We'll kill a lot more living things and make them bleed. NED: Mmm...Goodnight.

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. backwards7 #435973 2005-03-15 5:36 PM
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MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	Quote: *backwards7 said:* After 6 weeks spent roaming the frozen wastelands of the north I learned that a mound of snow fashioned into the approximate shape of a woman can begin to look mighty appealing. "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. MisterJLA #435974 2005-11-19 4:31 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158 Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts
Frank Burns The alt 15000+ posts Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 18,158	Gage Pense à moi Je n'aurais jamais dû voir le fond de tes yeux Pour m'y croire combler comme tout homme veut Je n'aurais jamais dû rêver de nous deux Pour qu'au reveil notre conte n'ait rien d'heureux J'ai manqué mon heure, mon train du bonheur Oh Tu ne m'as rien caché, tu m'as tout dit de lui Oh J'ai manqué mon tour à la course aux amours Aie Aie M'aurais-tu pris si j'étais arrivé avant lui Pense à moi quand tu ris et m'oublies là-bas Pense à moi quand ici je ne survis pas Pense à moi quand la vie reprend dans ses bras Pense à moi quand je meurs et m'ennuie de toi Oh Je n'aurais jamais dû voler tes secrets Pour y trouver un autre homme qui y naissait Je n'aurais jamais dû te connaître jamais Oh jamais Oh quand j'aimais t'avoir aimé Oh J'ai manqué mon amour, train dû bonheur Oh Tu ne m'as rien caché, mais àa n'enpèche pas la peine J'ai manqué mon tour à la course aux amours Aie Aie tu peux partir mais tu ne me quitter plus je t'ai dans mes veines Pense à moi quand tu ris et m'oublies là-bas Pense à moi quand ici je ne survis pas Pense à moi quand la vie reprend dans ses bras Pense à moi quand je meurs et m'ennui de toi Change Moi Ah! ..... Je penserai à toi Change moi Où que j'aille Faut pas... Pense à moi quand tu ris et m'oublies là-bas Pense à moi quand ici je ne survis pas Pense à moi quand la vie reprend dans ses bras Pense à moi quand je meurs et m'ennui d

Re: Speak to me of the things you learned in the north. Frank Burns #435975 2005-11-22 2:35 PM
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