RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Kristogar Velo

You and r3x are my little Bitches!



Go and get me a soda Velo......and when you're done go and fellate rex.


when you're done swallowing rex's protein ......patiently wait for further direction.......that will be all Bitch!

Hey Balloonknot.....would you like a refreshing beverage? I got meself 2 Bitches now......feel free to command them at your convenience.

I think because of balloonknots excellent choice of a signature, he should be fellated first.

you guys work all that out with the Bitches......and don't tip them this time......they are Bitches ....they are yours to command and abuse.

PJP's a full-on Oakley now. You spend years throwing wimpy insults at me, and all I gotta do to make you cry is mention you in my sig for a day.

I like how everybody supposedly hates me, yet every thread I post in will instantly get twice the amount of views of a normal thread, followed by a bunch of posts from all my beloved trolls.

You conceeded defeat the instant you put PJP on "ignore".

PJP wins again.

This should be fun, I've been in so many of these things I can probably just leave everybody on ignore and just guess how the thread progresses.

Right now, GayLA is either quoting me or impersonating bsams.

PJP is full of spunk!

And now he has to decide whether to spit or swallow.

This post was just brought to my attention:

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PJP said:
bsams....what did krissy say....I have him on "ignore"

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Gotta wonder how he found out what was in my sig if he had me on ignore.

This, of course, makes him a liar. The next logical step would be for him to track down this post and delete it, and become a lying deleter. PJP wants to be me so bad he can taste it.

I win again.

Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes


I took off for a weekend last month Just to try and recall the whole year All of the faces and all of the places Wonderin' where they all disappeared I didn't ponder the question too long I was hungry and went out for a bite Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum And we wound up drinkin all night Chorus: It's these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes Nothing remains quite the same With all of our running and all of our cunning If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane Reading departure signs in some big airport Reminds me of the places I've been Visions of good times that brought so much pleasure Makes me want to go back again If it suddenly ended tomorrow I could somehow adjust to the fall Good times and riches and son of a bitches I've seen more than I can recall Chorus: These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes Nothing remains quite the same Through all of the islands and all of the highlands If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane I think about Paris when I'm high on red wine I wish I could jump on a plane So many nights I just dream of the ocean God I wish I was sailin' again Oh, yesterday's over my shoulder So I can't look back for too long There's just too much to see waiting in front of me And I know that I just can't go wrong Chorus: With these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes Nothing remains quite the same With all of my running and all of my cunning If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane If we weren't all crazy we would go insane

PJP FOR MOD!