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A trio of Swiss businessmen have launched a new drink for gay people called Queer Beer.

Michael Hutmacher, 32, came up with the idea with two friends and has now founded a company, Lemonhead, to market it.

He said: "My business partner, who is gay, and I were talking about how to corner the homosexual market and came up with the idea for a drink aimed specifically at gay men and women.

"It really was just a crazy idea at first, but we've now come up with a product."

Hutmacher, from Zug. added: "Our beer is a humorous attempt to identify with the gay scene and we hope it will help people to feel relaxed with their sexuality and not hide away."

And he added despite its provocative name the lager wasn't just aimed at homosexuals but also straight people.

Moel Volken, from gay rights organisation Pink Cross, said the beer was an excellent idea.

"I'm happy to see that homosexuals are being taken seriously as consumers. I just hope that the beer tastes good," he said.


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does it have cum in it?

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If it doesn't PJP will refuse to swallow it.

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Damn Straight!.........you can't have queer beer without some cum in it.

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It will undoubtedly have a foamy head.


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I recall "Schmitt's Gay Beer", an SNL skit with Adam Sandler and Chris Farley.


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MMMM Queer Beer. I'm a queer. But I prefer cosmos


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Quote:

Captain Sammitch said:
I recall "Schmitt's Gay Beer", an SNL skit with Adam Sandler and Chris Farley.



Schmitt's Gay

Housesitter #1.....Chris Farley
Housesitter #2.....Adam Sandler




[ open on two Housesitters entering dingy-looking house ]

Housesitter #1: [ disgusted ] This is a great housesitting job you found.. this place is a dump!

Housesitter #2: Just wait'll you see the pool.

[ they reach the pool, whch is dirty and empty ]

Housesitter #1: [ further disgusted ] No water!

[ Housesitter #2 grins slyly, then turns a faucet on and fills the pool. Dirty water starts to drip from the pipe, but suddenly the dirty pool is transformed into a sparkling paradise, as five heavily-pumped gay men rise from the water. ]

Guy In Pool: You two look like you need to get wet!

Housesitters: [ looking up to the heavens ] Thank you!

[ flash on Schmitt's Gay logo on the front of a bottle ]

[ intercut shots of crotch areas of the gay men, as the Housesitters scream excitedly ]

[ various scenes of the Housesitters engaged in activities with the gay pool guys are seen - drinking, videotaping, doing the congo, etc. ]

Announcer: If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt's Gay.

[ cut to Housesitters massaging the pool guys ]

Housesitter #1: I think I'm gonna like housesitting..

Housesitter #2: Uh.. yeah!

[ fade ]


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Utah:
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Ohio:
In Bexley, Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Indiana:
Back in 1924, a monkey was convicted in South Bend of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs.


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