RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The thread where you get to kiss a Lion, completely free of charge!

Do not be frightened.

The Lion will not bite you as it was been digitised into a harmless static image.

Simply pucker up and apply your lips to the part of the lion that you wish to kiss.

You may kiss the Lion for as little or as long as you want.







Kiss a Lion is a backwards7 promotion. One day I will destroy your brains.

Vincent Kennedy McMahon was once raped by a pride of lions. At the time he had been attempting to coerce an ostrich into sticking its head up his arse.

This thread must bring back some bad memories for Vince and so I do not judge him harshly for his violent outburst.

The sight of big cats reminds PJP of how completely and utterly pussy whipped he is.

yawn...................now go and get me a soda Bitch!

I think I'd enjoy being whipped by a giant cunt. Maybe not for erotic reasons, though, just for the absurdity of the situation. It's something you can tell your grandsons about on their seventh birthday.

you think after abandoning your Son he will let you see your grandkids still.

I didn't abandon my son! He's right h.........

In certain sections of Pennsylvania many years ago, the Farmer's Anti-Automobile society set up some "rules of the road." In effect, they said:
1. "Automobiles travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear."
2. "If a driver sees a team of horses, he is to pull to one side of the road and cover his machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery."
3. "In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes."