RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts How do you distinguish your girlfriend from her evil twin?

Male evil twins usually sport a goatee making it easy to know which one to kill.

Female evil twins do not have goatees. Obviously if you shoot the wrong one you'll never hear the end of it.

This is just a further example of how women enjoy fucking with their boyfriend's heads.

in your case look at their mustaches.....or hairy armpits.......or dare I say it........their gaysbian penises.

Shoot them both. Cry. Get new Girlfriend.

Have sex with them. The one that's better is the evil twin.

I don't know how much longer I can hold it.

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