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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl 1.0 - as she is now:
Raised by her parents in the traditions of fam-trad Nature based, Goddess centered Wicca, this copper heaired beauty uses her magical abilities to combat evil along side her lover Billy Batson and his alter-ego Captain Marvel and the rest of the marvel Family in the fanfic Fawcett City.
your task: reinvent the character.
redetail the character in every aspect you desire; origins, powers, continuity, villains, costume (include sketches if you'd like). change and improve anything and everything from the original design, but with full knowledge that you'd still like to appeal to the original audience (i.e; be careful not to change too much)
together, we could relaunch the entire character - devise a working backstory, plot, drive, and appeal. right all the wrongs set forth by our predecessors. upgrade, update, enhance, depower, redesign... rebirth the character as your own, version 2.0!
previous characters:
Aquaman 2.0
Bane 2.0
Blue Beetle 2.0
Captain America 2.0
Captain Marvel (Shazam) 2.0
Deadshot 2.0
Dr. Doom 2.0
Dr. Mid-Nite 2.0
Grifter 2.0
Hal Jordan 2.0
Hawkman 2.0
Iron man 2.0
Juggernaut 2.0
the Manhunter Corps 2.0
Martian Manhunter 2.0
Nightwing 2.0
the Ray 2.0
Richard Dragon 2.0
Sabretooth 2.0
Silver Surfer 2.0
the Thing 2.0
Wolverine 2.0
Wonder Woman 2.0
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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl 1.0 - as she is now:
Raised by her parents in the traditions of fam-trad Nature based, Goddess centered Wicca, this copper heaired beauty uses her magical abilities to combat evil along side her lover Billy Batson and his alter-ego Captain Marvel and the rest of the marvel Family in the fanfic Fawcett City.
your task: reinvent the character.
Two words:
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I am not gonna risk reinventing this character (I dare not even type the name) in case I get sued!
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Patch, you asshole, you can't "re-invent" something most of you fucktards killed. So stop fucking posting about her. You got it, asshole, or do I have to hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you?
Pixie, you're not included in the above statement.
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Patch, you asshole, you can't "re-invent" something most of you fucktards killed. So stop fucking posting about her. You got it, asshole, or do I have to hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you?
Pixie, you're not included in the above statement.
It sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today!
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Patch, you asshole, you can't "re-invent" something most of you fucktards killed. So stop fucking posting about her. You got it, asshole, or do I have to hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you?
Pixie, you're not included in the above statement.
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I think you two need to kiss and make up. And post pics.
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So stop fucking posting about her. You got it, asshole, or do I have to hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you?
Ooh! Kinky!
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Pixie, you're not included in the above statement.
I can honestly say I've never met anyone like you.
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Patch, you asshole, you can't "re-invent" something most of you fucktards killed. So stop fucking posting about her. You got it, asshole, or do I have to hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you?
Pixie, you're not included in the above statement.
Fuck off.
You first, "sweetie".
BTW, screw the blatent harassment, doesn't this "topic" constitute spamming the forum?
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You got it, asshole, or do I have to hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you?
I would love to see this happen. Really...the image of her getting crane-lifted out of her house to start her path of vengeance - by itself - is high comedy.
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BTW, screw the blatent harassment, doesn't this "topic" constitute spamming the forum?
Have you noticed which Forum you're in, stupid? Dumb twat.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Joey's got a girlfriend, Joey's got a girlfriend...
What can I say? I want them to throw her on a flat-bed so they can haul her wide ass to me for a good, ol' fashioned skull fucking. I want to violate every roll on her body, and I've set up the two weeks of vacation I'd need to do it.
One week for Shaddaptwwt, one week for Caitlin - I LOVE multiple personality disorder!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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ALL THE GIRLS LOVE ALICE LYRICS
Music by elton john
Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of mummy-doesn’t-love-me blues
Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldn’t get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick who’s just sixteen
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean
All the young girls love alice
Tender young alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it’s my turn today
All the young girls love alice
Tender young alice they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me
Wait till my husband’s away
Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
It’s like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girl’s bed
And it was only last tuesday they found you in the subway dead
And who could you call your friends down in soho
One or two middle-aged dykes in a go-go
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
And hey, hey, hey, oh don’t you know
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Fuck you, Joey. I can waddle and kick your fat ass up around your ears just fine. AS long as the crane can handle the rest of my tonnage.
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I've decided the part of Caitlin O'Malley should be played by Sloth of the Goonies. It's a bold revisioning, I know. But I think everyone will get behind it once they realize how genius it really is.
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i wonder if the real Caitlin O'Malley is going to sue Shazamgrrl for using her name in a porno story?
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i wonder if the real Caitlin O'Malley is going to sue Shazamgrrl for using her name in a porno story?
Unfortunately the real Caitlin O'Malley is being sued ny Shazaminergrrrrrrll1 because she didn't have the foresight to copyright her name.
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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl 1.0 - as she is now:
Raised by her parents in the traditions of fam-trad Nature based, Goddess centered Wicca, this copper heaired beauty uses her magical abilities to combat evil along side her lover Billy Batson and his alter-ego Captain Marvel and the rest of the marvel Family in the fanfic Fawcett City.
Patch, you imbecile, where in the hentai recesses of that thing you call an imagination did I ever say Cait was a "beauty"?
Nowhere, because I never did.
Pixie, maybe, but not me.
If you can find one instance of where I've ever said that, I'll get off your back. If not, you, FEL and all the alt IDs the two of you use on Yahoo have to leave the Marvels of SHAZAM (that'll be about half the membership ). Neither of you are, in your own words, "REAL Cap fans", and you've contributed nothing to the group since you've been there.
And DO NOT use any of Pixie's fics or your "own write-ups" as "proof". I know cheating's your thing, but it won't work in this case. 
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Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl 1.0 - as she is now:
Raised by her parents in the traditions of fam-trad Nature based, Goddess centered Wicca, this copper heaired beauty uses her magical abilities to combat evil along side her lover Billy Batson and his alter-ego Captain Marvel and the rest of the marvel Family in the fanfic Fawcett City.
Patch, you imbecile, where in the hentai recesses of that thing you call an imagination did I ever say Cait was a "beauty"?
Nowhere, because I never did.
Pixie, maybe, but not me.
If you can find one instance of where I've ever said that, I'll get off your back. If not, you, FEL and all the alt IDs the two of you use on Yahoo have to leave the Marvels of SHAZAM (that'll be about half the membership ). Neither of you are, in your own words, "REAL Cap fans", and you've contributed nothing to the group since you've been there.
And DO NOT use any of Pixie's fics or your "own write-ups" as "proof". I know cheating's your thing, but it won't work in this case.
does this post have anything mildly resembling a point, other than to show how sad and petty you are??
i didn't think so either.
btw, how did you describe Cait in your perverse erotic fanfic . . . ?
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yeah i know.
unless that "what the fuck!?!" was directed at me. in that case then you're a bastard and i hate you!! I HATE YOU!!!
(well not really but i felt like i should say something.)
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She'd scare me a bit more if I didn't know that the only way she'll come and get me is if they saw out a wall of her house and air-lift her to my town.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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