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You are a no-talent hack writer, you miserable bitch.
I'm a witch grrrrrrrrrrrl! Hear me roar!
Sure, FEL, sure.
You "wrote" the "most awesome Cap proposal ever" and RuPaul finally got that sex change operation he's always wanted. Then again, what bullshit did I expect from a pair of misogynistic, cyberstalking dickless wonders like you and patch.
BTW, there was NEVER going to be anything called Caitlin O'Malley - Witch Grrl. But you wouldn't know anything about that if you & patchdick weren't anything less than the sneaky, lying, chicken-shit cowards you really are.
Why don't you take your shitty teacher's pay and buy a fucking clue.
Teachers acctually make pretty good money, especially when you factor in all teh vacation time. Did you really say that you had a 170 IQ? If so were you tested by teh same people who invited you to be a cheer leader? (Oh and news-flash, the scale doesn't measure IQ)
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Depends on the certification and the state wans  Starting salary for a first year, certified teacher in Texas is $38,000 plus a signing bonus if you've passed the cert for math or science. (sucks to still be working on my math cert though ;p)!
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Depends on the certification and the state wans Starting salary for a first year, certified teacher in Texas is $38,000 plus a signing bonus if you've passed the cert for math or science. (sucks to still be working on my math cert though ;p)!
Considering cost of living in Texas compared to Seattle, for you to make $38k would be like me making $80k now factor in every conceivable bank holiday add 2 weeks vacation for Cristmas and Spring break then 3 months vacation in the summer. That's a paycheck I wouldn't mind having.
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My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.
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ShazamGrrl1 has a lot of anger in her...did you think she'd make for a good fuck?
Not one you'd want to tell your friends about, but a good fuck just the same?
She swallowed alot of agression. Along with alot of Pizza.
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Buy a fucking clue!
What does that set you back with today's prices?
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I don't know but from what I've heard you can get one on a teachers salery.
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ShazamGrrl1 has a lot of anger in her...did you think she'd make for a good fuck?
Not one you'd want to tell your friends about, but a good fuck just the same?
She swallowed alot of agression. Along with alot of Pizza.
Stripes!
You are a well educated man!
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My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.
However, YOURS probably does.
Can't jiggle when you are laying on the couch all day long eating. You actually have to get up for it to move about. Fat ass.
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My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.
However, YOURS probably does.
Good comeback. I am a broken man. I guess I have no choice but to move to Arizona, load myself up on Cookie Dough Ice Cream, write bad fanfic-porn about children, and slowly become a fat, bitter, useless excuse for a human being like...well, just like you. Need a housemate, Cynthia? You can keep your half of the house and I'll eventually grow into my half. How's that "ex-telemarker-turned-welfare-whore" bit doing for ya? Can you still look at yourself in the mirror and convince yourself that you're NOT a disgusting dreg of society, Cynthia?
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My name is Mr. Touchshriek, of Touchshriek with mail over and fantasy. My shop sells egg shells off the shesores and
empty females.
I'm thinking of leasing the room above my shop to a Mr. Walloff Domburg, a reject from the world wide Internet. He's a broken man. I'm also a broken man.
It would be nice to have company. We could have great conversations, looking through windows for demons and watching the young advance in all electric.
Some of the houses around here still have inhabitants in them. I'm not sure if they're from this country or not. I don't get to speak much to anyone, or that sort of thing.
If I had another broken name... Oh, I dream of something like that.
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My ass doen't jiggle, Joey.
However, YOURS probably does.
Good comeback. I am a broken man. I guess I have no choice but to move to Arizona, load myself up on Cookie Dough Ice Cream, write bad fanfic-porn about children, and slowly become a fat, bitter, useless excuse for a human being like...well, just like you. Need a housemate, Cynthia? You can keep your half of the house and I'll eventually grow into my half. How's that "ex-telemarker-turned-welfare-whore" bit doing for ya? Can you still look at yourself in the mirror and convince yourself that you're NOT a disgusting dreg of society, Cynthia?
Wow.
Joe Mama has been running some vicious smack lately.
RACK him.
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I'm thinking of leasing the room above my shop to a Mr. Walloff Domburg, a reject from the world wide Internet. He's a broken man. I'm also a broken man.
I always thought he was saying "world wide intellect."
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heya MisterJLA [Logout] · [My Home] Main Index · Search · Who's Online · FAQ · User List · Calendar
Fuck off
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If you want to be an dumbfuck go somewhere else. Or how about getting a life? Or at least going outside. No one finds you funny or useful. I repeat FUCK OFF!!!
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She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.
She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.
Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.
Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.
Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.
Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie? 
FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.
BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.
Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.
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Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.
Partially true. The two are not related to each other and generally would be considered mutually exclusive. However, if someone were to ask you, Cynthia, "Are you fat or stupid?" you should answer "Yes."
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Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.
Welfare whore doesn't count as a job. I hope you haven't actually put that on your resume...
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Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.
I have no idea what this means...methinks she's bitter about some guy dumping her...?
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Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie?
Sounds like someone doesn't understand when someone else is being facetious.
(UNRELATED SIDE NOTE: Did you know that "Facetious" is the only word in the English language where all the vowels appear in the order they appear in the alphabet? S'true.)
Add "humorless" to the list of words to describe Cynthia Fergeson, failed fanfic/kiddie porn writer.
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FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.
Actually, Caitlin O'Malley (aka "YOU") has done nothing but defend you on these boards. Food Eater Lad has responded to you directly, and commented on you directly. So there goes that argument. And, yes, you are a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths".
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BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.
Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.
Can I get a judgement on where this quote appears on the "Unintentional Comedy Scale"? I'm sure Food Eater Lad, Patch (whoever s/he is), and everyone else you've managed to piss off with your abject stupidity is broken-hearted at the prospect of leaving your kiddie porn fanfic site.
By the way, Shaddaptwwt, that last line in your quote applies to you around here. Twat.
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She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.
She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.
Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.
Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.
Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.
Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie?
FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.
BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.
Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.
Responce one. Yes you are a moron. Smart people don't become EX telemarketers. They don't become them in the first place.
Responce Two. Cool. And no thanks, I would not like fries with that.
Responce three. Sounds like you are elitest, racist, as well as fat.
Responce four. I said my mom was one half irish one half gypsy, and my dad was italian. How can someone with totall recall get it so wrong all the time?
How come others treat you the way I treat you? Could it be you reap what you sow?
Um I don't care about Cait, and with your totally recall, you should recal that I never even talked about your stupid worthless character. Again, why are you so wrong all the time if you are so fucking smart? Hint, that is not brains, that is cellulite.
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She is fat, she once posted that she was 154 pounds in high school. She said that they asked her to be a cheerleader. I told her that what they really wanted from a 154lb girl was a mascot.
She is a fat, unemployed ex telemarketer. There is nothing worse that you can say about a person than that.
Fact # 1: I may be fat, but I'm not a fucking moron.
Fact # 2: I have a job, asshole.
Fact # 3: The skinny, ugly, couldn't-get-laid-if-he-paid-for-it UBER WHITE BOY GEEK was the team mascot.
Fact # 4: You've claimed in several different DCMB posts that you're one-half Irish, one-half Romani and one-half Italian. How the FUCK does THAT work? What are you going to be next, one-half Border Collie?
FEL, if you're NOT "Caitlin O'Malley - Bitch Grrl" too, then how come BOTH of you pull the same shitty stunts (insults, lies, evasions) when someone call you on your bullshit? Why do you BOTH have the EXACT same posting "style"? Although it is nice of your alt ID to acknowledge that I am a writer, I'm not a "failed screenwriter / retcon king / need to rewrite the Golden & Silver Age & Crisis on Infinite Earths" like some hacks I know of.
BTW, since patch WOULDN'T (not couldn't, WOULDN'T, as in "too lazy to bother) find any instances where I wrote that Cait was "a beauty", both YOU and he have to take ALL your alt IDs on Yahoo and leave the Marvels of SHAZAM.
Too bad. So sad. Bye-bye. You WON'T be missed there.
um excuse me Shazamgrrl, if you go to your erotic fanfic about the child superhero Captain Marvel and the Marvel Family, featuring Caitlin O'Malley you'll notice that in Chapter 2 - Moments of Pleasure you describe her as "the attractive, copper-haired young woman".
now i know that "attractive" isn't the same as the word "beauty", one's alot more technical and less poetic than the other, but the meanings are more or less the same.
you can go right here to read the story for yourself.
http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=9233&chapter=2
(that's not a Marvels of Shazam Group or whatever you're talking about btw.)
anyway, now i imagine that you'll want to use your photographic memory and your 170 IQ to argue the semantics of attractive versus beauty so i'll let you get to that. me, i've just read two chapters of your erotic fanfic so i have to go throw up for a while.
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