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#463186 2000-11-16 11:46 PM
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Wacky Races...

#463187 2000-11-17 1:48 AM
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shmokin weed shmokin weed!

#463188 2000-11-17 2:30 AM
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snootchy bootchies

#463189 2000-11-18 12:55 AM
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I still think they're gay.

#463190 2000-11-18 2:53 AM
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Who? Me?

#463191 2000-11-18 6:14 AM
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Maybe baby.

#463192 2000-11-19 1:31 AM
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goatee's are a flavor saver....

#463193 2000-11-19 3:33 AM
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Prison man's pussy...

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#463194 2000-11-19 10:28 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
That's because you ain't on the west coast, Rob. Chicks here dig the facial hair. Part of the young yuppie movement making a resurgeance out here.

I had a beard during my years at Berkeley, and the wimmen STILL wouldn't pay any attention to me...

Sonnuvabitch!


#463195 2000-11-21 6:23 AM
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Full beard is too much, clean shaven, not enough...goatee...just right.

Words of Wisdom from your Star.

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#463196 2000-11-21 6:49 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by The Indestructible Man:
I had a beard during my years at Berkeley, and the wimmen STILL wouldn't pay any attention to me...

Sonnuvabitch!


It'd take a hell of a lot to get the chicks to notice you, I-Man

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#463197 2000-11-21 6:55 AM
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quote:
Supposedly posted by Stareena:
Full beard is too much, clean shaven, not enough...goatee...just right.

Words of Wisdom from your Star.


Got it! Done and done.

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#463198 2000-11-21 6:57 AM
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Next you'll be asking me how to get the wimmens from jumping you in the street!

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#463199 2000-11-21 10:38 PM
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Actually I wanted to ask you about bear-baiting!

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.....oh.....

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#463201 2000-11-23 2:44 PM
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What is bear baiting anyway?

#463202 2000-11-23 3:13 PM
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.....ho.....

#463203 2000-11-24 4:17 AM
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Finish the sentence Santa!

#463204 2000-11-24 1:33 PM
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...me improvement.

#463205 2000-11-25 4:46 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
What is bear baiting anyway?

It's like glass eating but with bears!


#463206 2000-12-01 2:54 AM
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you need a damn big fishing rod for that

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Back on topic, I've opted for the goatee sans mustache. I needed something for the girls to play with, but anything more is either too hot or too much of a bitch to mantain.


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I'm proud of my rod of iron!

#463208 2003-06-11 7:40 AM
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Well Gobbert.... what did you decide on?

Did you go with the Goatee (actually, you were probably thinking of a van dyke)?

Did you shave like a little pussy bitch?

Do you shave your scrotum as well?

#463209 2003-06-11 11:09 AM
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Three years later...

I've had a goatee since 1995. The few times I've shaved it off, I notice a few things. 1) I appear to be 15 years old 2) I look happy.

I like to maintain a certain reputation and young and happy ain't doin' it for me.

Plus, when all is said and done, wimmens do dig the goatee.

#463210 2003-06-11 2:19 PM
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From the FWIW Department...

I've had facial hair since I was 23, in 1987. I've either worn the full beard, mustache, or goatee. I'm currently going goatee and have for four years. I like it. Most everybody else seems to, too. And I think I look better with facial hair.

Rob, it's a personal decision.

BTW, I think shaved balls is stupid. Shaved chests? Stupid. Shaved legs (on guys)? Stupid.

Jim

#463211 2003-06-14 4:19 AM
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I'd shave it. Goatees just don't look right on pale guys like ourselves, Bobby.

#463212 2003-06-18 1:46 AM
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Robby,

I've always liked the goatee [wink]

But baby, I'll take you how ever you are [wink] [mwah hwah haa]

#463213 2003-06-18 6:47 PM
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Shave it off Robbie! If its makin your face feel all scruffy and irritated, ditch it [wink] After all it is summer time, it'll make you feel a lil bit cooler anyways [wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Jackson:
From the FWIW Department...

BTW, I think shaved balls is stupid. Shaved chests? Stupid. Shaved legs (on guys)? Stupid.

Jim

Agreed sir! I'm proud of my leg hair. Unfortunately I don't look too good with facial hair, I have too much of a boyish face. So I say if it feels good...do it.

#463215 2003-07-23 11:59 PM
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Just shave the ass hairs and all will be good, Robbie!

And since your face looks like your ass...shave the stoopid goatee too! :)

#463216 2003-08-26 11:47 PM
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(double post -- d'oh!)

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My goatee STILL doesn't get me any loving! [...rassamnfrackin...]

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I've worn a 'stache since 1977, and a goatee since '96. While chicks may dig facial hair, guys really love to stick their dicks in my hair-covered mouth. Lots of them tell me it reminds them of a pussy, and they love having their dick stuffed in a pussy, except I can give a blowjob that's better than any pussy you can fuck. When you're in the area, we'll meet and I'll show you. remember, though, it takes a real man to suck a dick, and it takes a real man to have his dick sucked by a real man.

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...da fuck?!

#463220 2003-09-07 11:11 PM
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and thats why i dont drink soda

#463221 2003-09-08 7:25 PM
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quote:
I've worn a 'stache since 1977, and a goatee since '96. While chicks may dig facial hair, guys really love to stick their dicks in my hair-covered mouth. Lots of them tell me it reminds them of a pussy, and they love having their dick stuffed in a pussy, except I can give a blowjob that's better than any pussy you can fuck. When you're in the area, we'll meet and I'll show you. remember, though, it takes a real man to suck a dick, and it takes a real man to have his dick sucked by a real man.
Rob, I think you've scored.

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Maybe...
or I could really be pulling your legs...

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i only have 2 legs, sir.

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