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RDCW news & gossip #494143 2005-04-18 10:23 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 47 Boston Strangler OP I love Rosanne Barr 25+ posts
OP Boston Strangler I love Rosanne Barr 25+ posts Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 47	It has just been revealed that former RDCW Heavyweight cheese champion,Kristogar Velo has been released from his contract! Rumours suggest Rob said he was too old for him now! Joe Mama has recently been worried about his weight,and has apparently sought a radical solution. He bought sixteen happy meals & hopes this will get his weight loss under control! RDCW owner,Rob Kamphusen, was recently arrested for indecent exposure! He was running round outside Madison Square Garden shouting "Look at my half inch python!" Nowhereman recently returned to his home country for a promotional tour. The tour had to be cancelled as he was locked in quarantine for two weeks! Current RDCW GM,thedoctor has recently been inducted into the RDCW hall of fame! This was later revoked as he pointed out "There is no RDCW hall of fame!" Finally on a sad note,former RDCW superstar First National Bastard was recently eaten by a pack of rabid field mice! RDCW would like to send condolences to his family,but we cant be bothered! I like boys butts & I cannot lie!

Re: RDCW news & gossip Boston Strangler #494144 2005-04-18 10:57 PM
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joe Mama Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts Joined: May 2003 Posts: 28,009 Deep Inside Red Sox Nation	It's funny because it's all true! Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

Re: RDCW news & gossip Joe Mama #494145 2005-04-19 4:29 PM
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Charlie 200+ posts Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 215	RACK Boston! Walk The Pitbull line!

Re: RDCW news & gossip Boston Strangler #494146 2005-04-19 4:31 PM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	Quote: *Boston Strangler said:* It has just been revealed that former RDCW Heavyweight cheese champion,Kristogar Velo has been released from his contract! Rumours suggest Rob said he was too old for him now! RDCW owner,Rob Kamphusen, was recently arrested for indecent exposure! He was running round outside Madison Square Garden shouting "Look at my half inch python!" Nowhereman recently returned to his home country for a promotional tour. The tour had to be cancelled as he was locked in quarantine for two weeks! Current RDCW GM,thedoctor has recently been inducted into the RDCW hall of fame! This was later revoked as he pointed out "There is no RDCW hall of fame!" RACK the Strangler. Too funny. "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

Re: RDCW news & gossip MisterJLA #494147 2005-05-19 10:10 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 47 Boston Strangler OP I love Rosanne Barr 25+ posts
OP Boston Strangler I love Rosanne Barr 25+ posts Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 47	It has recently come to light that RDCW announcer Fat Retard is in fact pregnant. Nobody has stepped forward to admit to fathering the child,but Fat Retard has hinted that that his son to be will be a prince,and that his fater is a former heavyweight cheese champion. Current donkey loving tag team champion,Captain Sammitch,recently made an appearance on the tv show Extreme makeover. He was told there was absolutely nothing they could do for the ugly bastard! Nowhereman is currently suffering from a long term elbow injury. Doctors have cleared him to work with it but have advised him to stop wanking. ROY BATTY has offered his services! Joe Mama recently upset a young fan when he stole & ate his candy. The Candy in question was his pet Great Dane! Rex will be apearing in a series of KY Jelly & Preperation H ads. Chris Oakley was late for a recent house show after he took exception to a road sign. He was heard to say "Dont fucking tell me what to do,I will WALK when I want to!" he then threatened to punch it in the face! I like boys butts & I cannot lie!

Re: RDCW news & gossip Boston Strangler #494148 2005-05-20 2:28 AM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all... MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
MisterJLA "Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 34,236 Likes: 15 High above it all...	500 points to Boston Strangler "Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center][/center]

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