It has just been revealed that former RDCW Heavyweight cheese champion,Kristogar Velo has been released from his contract!
Rumours suggest Rob said he was too old for him now!
Joe Mama has recently been worried about his weight,and has apparently sought a radical solution.
He bought sixteen happy meals & hopes this will get his weight loss under control!
RDCW owner,Rob Kamphusen, was recently arrested for indecent exposure!
He was running round outside Madison Square Garden shouting "Look at my half inch python!"
Nowhereman recently returned to his home country for a promotional tour.
The tour had to be cancelled as he was locked in quarantine for two weeks!
Current RDCW GM,thedoctor has recently been inducted into the RDCW hall of fame!
This was later revoked as he pointed out "There is no RDCW hall of fame!"
Finally on a sad note,former RDCW superstar First National Bastard was recently eaten by a pack of rabid field mice!
RDCW would like to send condolences to his family,but we cant be bothered!