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Why is everything about poo?
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Good question...
God Connected:
What is it boy?
ToFFo:
How do snails fart?
God:
Well snails don't fart. they're keeping the gasses inside their shell. When the shell is full all the snails gather to destroy the world. When that happens i'll have the shit recorded cuz i'm gonna send it to candid camera and score big!!! I wanna be rich suckaaa!!!
ToFFo:
No shit...?
God:
Nope. Even I the almighty of all that is somewhat mighty get tired of making fake money. celebrities don't get anything for free you know. nonetheless
I made the snails eeeeevil for a reason. You might wanna know what the reason is.. but i can't tell you because then i would've revealed the meaning of life! If You knew the secret you'd probably spend all your money on a trip to heaven for the sole purpose of kicking me in the nuts.
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MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Quote:
Pig Iron said:
Why is everything about poo?
Some of us just fart without simultaneously pooing, you know.
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
Dave Barry
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Toads don't have shells, dude.
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I'M BRIAN FELLOW!
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STARING AT THE SUN
U2
Summer stretching on the grass
Summer dresses pass
In the shade of a willow tree
Creeps a crawling over me
Over me and over you
Stuck together with god’s glue
It’s going to get stickier too
It’s been a long hot summer
Let’s get under cover
Don’t try too hard to think
Don’t think at all
I’m not the only one
Staring at the sun
Afraid of what you’d find
If you took a look inside
I’m not just deaf and dumb
Staring at the sun
Not the only one
Who’s happy to go blind
There’s an insect in your ear
If you scratch it won’t disappear
It’s going to itch and burn and sting
You want to see what the scratching brings
Waves that leave me out of reach
Breaking on your back like a beach
Will we ever live in peace
’cause those that can’t do
Often have to
And those that can’t do
Often have to preach
Intransigence is all around
Military still in town
Armour plated suits and ties
Daddy just won’t say goodbye
Referee won’t blow the whistle
God is good but will he listen
I’m nearly great
But there’s something missing
I left it in the duty free
But you never really belonged to me
You’re not the only one
Staring at the sun
Afraid of what you’d find
If you stepped back inside
I’m not sucking on my thumb
I’m staring at the sun
Not the only one
Who’s happy to go blind
You’re not the only one
Staring at the sun
Afraid of what you’d find
If you stepped back inside
I’m not sucking on my thumb
I’m staring at the sun
Not the only one
Who’s happy to go blind
Sun... I’m not the only one
Who’s happy to go blind...
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PEACE ON EARTH
U2
Heaven on earth
We need it now
I’m sick of all of this
Hanging around
Sick of sorrow
I’m sick of the pain
I’m sick of hearing
Again and again
That there’s gonna be
Peace on earth
Where I grew up
There weren’t many trees
Where there was we’d tear them down
And use them on our enemies
They say that what you mark
Will surely overtake you
And you become a monster
So the monster will not break you
And it’s already gone too far
You said that if you go in hard
You won’t get hurt
Jesus can you take the time
To throw a drowning man a line
Peace on earth
Tell the ones who hear no sound
Whose sons are living in the ground
Peace on earth
No who’s or why’s
No one cries like a mother cries
For peace on earth
She never got to say goodbye
To see the color in his eyes
Now he’s in the dirt
Peace on earth
They’re reading names out
Over the radio
All the folks the rest of us
Won’t get to know
Sean and julia
Gareth anne and peter
Their lives are bigger than
Any bigger
Jesus can you take the time
To throw a drowning man a line
Peace on earth
To tell the ones who hear no sound
Whose sons are living in the ground
Peace on earth
Jesus in the song you wrote
The words are sticking in my throat
Peace on earth
Hear it every christmas time
But hope and history won’t rhyme
So what’s it worth
This peace on earth
Peace on earth
Peace on earth
Peace on earth
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Bono doesn't fart. He's too busy being God.
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I thought Mel Gibson was God? I think I'm on the edge of a crisis of faith...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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You know who would like this thread?
The good folks at...
Millarworld!
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Gasoline-powered engines of NHRA Pro Stock cars produce about 1,200 horsepower, about eight times that of the average street car?
NHRA Top Fuel dragster accelerates from 0 to 100 mph in less than .8-second, almost 11 seconds quicker than it takes a production Porsche 911 Turbo to reach the same speed?
NHRA Top Fuel dragster leaves the starting line with a force nearly five times that of gravity, the same force of the space shuttle when it leaves the launching pad at Cape Canaveral?
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Bon-Jovi's - Blaze Of Glory
I wake up in the morning
And I raise my weary head
I got an old coat for a pillow
And the earth was last night’s bed
I don’t know where I’m going
Only God knows where I’ve been
I’m a devil on the run
A six gun lover
A candle in the wind
When you’re brought into this world
They say you’re born in sin
Well at least they gave me something
I didn’t have to steal or have to win
Well they tell me that I’m wanted
Yeah I’m a wanted man
I’m colt in your stable
I’m what cain was to abel
Mister catch me if you can
I’m going down in a blaze of glory
Take me now but know the truth
I’m going down in a blaze of glory
Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
I’m no one’s son
Call me young gun
You ask about my consience
And I offer you my soul
You ask if I’ll grow to be a wise man
Well I ask if I’ll grow old
You ask me if I known love
And what it’s like to sing songs in the rain
Well,i’ve seen love come
And I’ve seen it shot down
I’ve seen it die in vain
Shot down in a blaze of glory
Take me now but know the truth
’cause I’m going down in a blaze of glory
Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
I’m the devil’s son
Call me young gun
Each night I go to bed
I pray the lord my soul to keep
No I ain’t looking for forgiveness
But before I’m six foot deep
Lord,i got to ask a favor
And I’ll hope you’ll understand
’cause I’ve lived life to the fullest
Let the boy die like a man
Staring down the bullet
Let me make my final stand
Shot down in a blaze of glory
Take me now but know the truth
I’m going out in a blaze of glory
Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
And I’m no one’s son
Call me young gun
I’m a young gun
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