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if you had a girl? and your girl wanted a three some with you and her other female Friend.Would you except or bitch and moan about it!my boyfriend is not dong it for me right now.He cant give me an or orgasm.i think i need to spice some things up by bringing my friend Sara in to the bed.I really want her to.But my boyfriend gets jealous how can i talk him in to it? any woman out there who can give me some advice on what to do.thanks  sincerely orgiastically frustrated
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Oh pshaw! What do you think he is, made of clay like Gumby? What in Rob's name are you doing with a monogamist if you're into that threesome blasphemy? Drop that hero and get yourself a ZEro, girlfriend (and I use the term loosely, for obvious reasons). It's easy, just walk into a bar, pick a boozed up guy, and say "Nice shoes, wanna threesome?" or "Nice hair, ever had a homosexual fantasy with two girls?" If he accepts (not "excepts"), there's nothing to worry about. If he has a speck of dignity and shuts you down, repeat the above step with the guy sitting next to him! I guarantee you, you'll find someone before the night is over! If they throw your skanky cheating hooga out, I'll see to it that GL loans you his voodoo penis! He's only used it twice so the Supervolt batteries should still be fresh! It's also warrantied by Lexcorp so you ha--
Wait.. Lexcorp?? That's run by the same guy that stuck his nose into Gotham City to bring it out of No Man's Land status! How dare you remind me of such dreadful times! Off with your head!
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And Z R B T T to you, Uschi!
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Birthday 10/3/1975 Some clone. She types like she's young enough to be one of PrincessElisa's own students. And another one born the first week of October! Even back then, not too many people would go OUT for New Year's Eve! It's only getting worse due to the economy... It's no laughing matter..
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And Z R B T T to you, Uschi!
D B S A BZ B!
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F.Y.I Birthday 10/3/1975 is not my birthday i lied for the record.smart ass Emperor Joke 
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Just for the record, Eliza...In case this is all legit. If I was your boyfriend, you would be so kicked to the curb right about now. He doesn't want to include a third party in his relationship and that's a bad thing?
You need to find someone as trashy as yourself to be with, or drop the pretense oof being in a relationship. There's nothing wrong with getting yourself some group action...but to expect your boyfriend to want the same and get angry when he's not up for it....That's just selfish.
He wants to be with you. The sex with you is part of that, but obviously his priorities are in the right place. You need to reexamine your own.
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Just for the record, Eliza...In case this is all legit. If I was your boyfriend, you would be so kicked to the curb right about now. He doesn't want to include a third party in his relationship and that's a bad thing?
You need to find someone as trashy as yourself to be with, or drop the pretense oof being in a relationship. There's nothing wrong with getting yourself some group action...but to expect your boyfriend to want the same and get angry when he's not up for it....That's just selfish.
He wants to be with you. The sex with you is part of that, but obviously his priorities are in the right place. You need to reexamine your own.
Why are you talking to it?
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Know you are right klinton my boyfriend sounds innocent in all this to expect him to do what i want even thow he met me in manhattan in a dominatrix club that me and my best friend Sara where in know but klinton your right i shouln't treat this innocent Man who is my boy-toy opps i mean boy-friend the way i have  klinton we are not laughing at you. we are laughing with you!
Kon yoo speaka de Eengleesh, paizano? I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb shit!
You lie to a message board full of strangers whose advice you seek on intimacy? Spelling, punctuation, trust... The list just goes on and on with every post! I reckon you're the fortunate one of all this since you have a guy that for some reason finds you huggable, let alone doable!
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No, he can't even do her with another woman to sweeten the pot.
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You guys talk like you can't satisfy my thirst.you couldn't satisfy me if there was five of you and you are right i was stupid for thinking you have sexual advice when you know nothing about it.you all are amateurs when it comes to sex you probably stick you little cock in her eye if it was dark.what the hell was i thinking asking you guys about sex.Mybat Uschi
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You guys talk like you can't satisfy my thirst.you couldn't satisfy me if there was five of you and you are right i was stupid for thinking you have sexual advice when you know nothing about it.you all are amateurs when it comes to sex you probably stick you little cock in her eye if it was dark.what the hell was i thinking asking you guys about sex.Mybat Uschi
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Not at all sure what to make of this. 
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Penissa's clone wants my sexorz.
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Not at all sure what to make of this.
It is an alt.
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ElizaM4, with all due lack of respect, why would we want to satisfy you? I could have sworn we had better things to do than running around getting morons with less on like you pregnant and ruining lives! You might trip and we'll all be sucked into your huge gaping vagina like ants in a vaccuum cleaner!
Maybe if your English and spelling teachers got suspicious of you making frequent five-minute trips to the ladies' room (and I use that term loosely as well) you wouldn't be in the situation you are now in!
But don't throw away those unused condoms, I hear they make handy disposable baby bottle nipples when you'll need to be penny pinching from then on.
And Uschi doesn't have a penis (I think)!
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WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING TO IT?!?!?
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And Uschi doesn't have a penis (I think)!
I knew it. You want me. Ever since I posted that picture of my vagina...
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Oh pshaw! I knew not of such a post, and even if I did, you never told me how to pronounce your display name!
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Us-k-hi
Really? I always thought it was 'ooh-she'.
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I'm gonna start referring to her as "sarlacc snatch".
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Speculations galore! This is one of many benefits of taking it one step at a time! After all, I was thinking "yoo-shee" I still say her all time greatest picture is the crayon drawing (or was it a marker?)! The next poster thought it was really her (or was pretending) and said "I thought her boobs would be bigger."
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Uschi is pronounced ooshie.
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Speculations galore! This is one of many benefits of taking it one step at a time! After all, I was thinking "yoo-shee"
I still say her all time greatest picture is the crayon drawing (or was it a marker?)! The next poster thought it was really her (or was pretending) and said "I thought her boobs would be bigger."
hoosajiggawha?
Uschi = oooooohhh + sheee
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