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#514080 2005-05-23 1:51 PM
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I just finished it. So Poison Ivy is cured thanks to Bruce Wayne. Then she finds out the kids she had under her protection during NML are being subjected to the same testing she was put under and are now dieing. She then wants to change back and asks Hush (who loves her ) for help. blah blah blah Hush tries to change her back Batman tries to stop them everybody fails and she is now dead.


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And Harley asks me why I won't read any Bat-titles regularly...


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So Ivy is now dead? Why is the Batman editor such an ass? Why would anyone be stupid enough to employ people who cant write like Leiberman and Devin Grayson?

Add to that the fact that another decent Batman villain has been killed of for no reason. Hush has become a complete mess with the lack of answers, they should just cancel the title and retcon his existence, atleast that would save us even more dissapointment when he's finally revealed and its shit


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They should reboot the character and make him of Arab origin. I can see it now. Young Mustaafa Wayne is in a dark alley with his parents and 56 half brothers and sisters when the enite family except for him is gunned down by PLO members who feel the Wayne family is not militant enough.

Young Mustaafa then inherits his father's fortune and many castles and dedicates his life to fighting freedom fighters and dons the mask of a camel to inspire fear into the freedom fighters.......he will now be known as Camel Man.



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Will there be virgins in this new revamp?


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Many Virgins but he will not meet them until he dons his Camel Suicide Vest and ends his very existence in the name of Allah.


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They should reboot the character and make him of Arab origin. I can see it now. Young Mustaafa Wayne is in a dark alley with his parents and 56 half brothers and sisters when the enite family except for him is gunned down by PLO members who feel the Wayne family is not militant enough.

Young Mustaafa then inherits his father's fortune and many castles and dedicates his life to fighting freedom fighters and dons the mask of a camel to inspire fear into the freedom fighters.......he will now be known as Camel Man.



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This would have been funnier and more in character had the Wayne family been killed by the infidel Amercians or Isreallies. Mustaafa bin Wayne?


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He could then join the "Batman of Many Nations":

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Muhamed said:
They should reboot the character and make him of Arab origin. I can see it now. Young Mustaafa Wayne is in a dark alley with his parents and 56 half brothers and sisters when the enite family except for him is gunned down by PLO members who feel the Wayne family is not militant enough.

Young Mustaafa then inherits his father's fortune and many castles and dedicates his life to fighting freedom fighters and dons the mask of a camel to inspire fear into the freedom fighters.......he will now be known as Camel Man.



Praise Allah!




This would have been funnier and more in character had the Wayne family been killed by the infidel Amercians or Isreallies. Mustaafa bin Wayne?


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Al-Quaida


(Parody of Elvira by The Oakridge Boys)


Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your cave’s on fire
Al-Quaida

That Al-Quaida network
Sure been hard to find
Those guys will sho’ nuff
Pay with their heads for that crime
They have the fatwah feeling
But it was not divine
Now Al-Quaida’s living on borrowed time

We’re bombing
Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your cave’s on fire
Al-Quaida

Tonight were gonna meet up
At the Camel Toes café
We’re gonna round up all them evil men
If we can
They’ll squeal for a dollar
Some of them will need your collar
We’re gonna put them nasty dogs away

You hear me
Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your time’s expired
Al-Quaida

Round ‘em up
(And smoke ‘em out, and drive ‘em out the cave now)
Blow ‘em up
(And take ‘em out, A bing-bodda boom)
Your hideout’s gone a-way

Al-Quaida
Al-Quaida
Your boss was fired
Al-Quaida

Round ‘em up
(And take em’ out and smoke em out the hole now)
Blow em up
(Boom bodda bing bodda boom now)
There ain’t no running a-way

Al-Quaida
(Yeah)
Al-Quaida
Your cave’s on fire
Al-Quaida

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