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[bplay with me, i'll feel better about my smallness...
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The alt 15000+ posts
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Understand Your Man - Johnny Cash
Don’t call my name out your window, I’m leavin'
I won’t even turn my head.
Don’t sent your kinfolk to give me no talkin'
I’ll be gone, like I said.
You’d just say the same old things
That you be sayin'all along,
Just lay there in your bed and keep your mouth shut,
Till I’m gone.
Don’t give me that old familiar cry and fuss and moan
Understand your man.
Now, you can give my other suit to the Salvation Army,
And everything else I leave behind
I ain’t takin'nothin'that’ll slow down my travelin’of your bad-mouthin'
Understand your man.
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Living the dream 15000+ posts
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I hate custom titles 25+ posts
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I hate signatures.
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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rex said:
How do you think I feel?
You feel cold and raw, like a virgin on prom night. Left alone in the back seat, anus bleeding, wondering if I'll ever call. Knowing in your heart I won't.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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There am can be no doubt that Joe Mama am real man!
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Joe Mama said:
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rex said:
How do you think I feel?
You feel cold and raw, like a virgin on prom night. Left alone in the back seat, anus bleeding, wondering if I'll ever call. Knowing in your heart I won't.
So I feel like elisa?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
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rex said:
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Joe Mama said:
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rex said:
How do you think I feel?
You feel cold and raw, like a virgin on prom night. Left alone in the back seat, anus bleeding, wondering if I'll ever call. Knowing in your heart I won't.
So I feel like elisa?
Back seat, not by the side of the road in a ditch, covered in sewage. Scared of the hungry neutrinas, more scared of what awaits you when you come out of that ditch. Will I drive you home, or hose you off and have my horrible way with you again? And where did those scratches on your tits come from?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Don't look up here for a joke. There's one hanging over your seat. 1000+ posts
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Don't look up here for a joke. There's one hanging over your seat. 1000+ posts
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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