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#531109 2005-06-22 2:52 AM
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Farmers in the UK say the term “couch potato” unfairly maligns their fair veggie and are demanding that it be excised from the Oxford English Dictionary, reports the Times of London.

The British Potato Council wants the expression stripped from the dictionary and replaced with the more spud-friendly "couch slouch." They say the current phrase makes the vegetable seem unhealthy and is bad for its image.

"The potato has had its knocks in the past. Of course it is not the Oxford English Dictionary’s fault, but we want to use another term than couch potato because potatoes are inherently healthy," says Kathryn Race, head of marketing for the council.


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It's true, the potato is one of the more energetic and lively vegetables out there, unlike those fat, slobby turnips.

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Apparently, the sun does set on the British empire.

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I think this thread is offensive to people who have an unexplainable fear of potatos.

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NOT THE POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
I think this thread is offensive to people who have an unexplainable fear of potatos.




Or at least to British Potato farmers.

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no news over there either, huh.


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apparently not if that's what thier worried about.


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