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Pariah's parents thought so.
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Jeremy's parents had no trouble with it.
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Joe Q's parents did it!
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It goes without saying that backwards7's parents did it.....and then tried to abort him with a rusty coat hanger.
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What about Ballonknot's folks?
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Pie for the pirates,
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he's no retard. he's psychotic and sadistic, to boot. there's a distinct difference. Besides, he's proud of his extra chromosome!
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The above post made little to no sense.
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I am posting in this thread because PJP said I looked retarded. Have you seen my Baseball?
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Hey look, Pariah's so happy!
...and retarded.
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I'm sorry. That was wrong of me.
He's "mentally challenged."
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The above post made little to no sense.
Well, Down's syndrome is caused by having one extra chromosome. I was first defending BK, and then, for personal entertainment, contradicted myself. Anyhow, I just shit myself and it's starting to run down my leg so I'll talk to you later.
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Really ya cant go wrong with Tards making more tards, who else will sweep our floors and pick our mess'es up at Mc Donalds
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General Zod said: Really ya cant go wrong with Tards making more tards, who else will sweep our floors and pick our mess'es up at Mc Donalds
What do you think mexicans are for.
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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cleaning up after the retards?
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Something to do with extraterrestrial hybrid children, right?
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IVE BEEN PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do seriously resemble her though.....total scariness! I wonder if she plays with her gaping wide pussy as much as I do with mine.
New, unretarded/non camera phone pictures will be up in another month....when I'll be lookin mucho finer! I'm so horny!
Btw, my apologies Pjs for harassing you so much........thought it was a "have to ask pj to ask elisa cuz a certain someone was to afraid to ask her for himself." kinda things!
I'm going to eat a big heaping bowl of shit now.
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......Ahem.......Ahem!
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If you'd please look to the lower right hand corner, you'd see that I was high when that photo was taken.
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took you long enough!
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If you'd please look to the lower right hand corner, you'd see that I was high when that photo was taken.
High on 7-Up?
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THAT'S DR. PEPPER YOU NONCE!!!!
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"Smoke on the Water" is a rock song by British rock band Deep Purple. It was first released on the 1972 album Machine HeadThe lyrics of the song tell a true story: on December 4, 1971, Deep Purple had set up camp in Montreux, Switzerland to record an album using a mobile recording studio (rented from the Rolling Stones and known as the Rolling Stones Mobile Studio - referred to as the "Rolling truck Stones thing" and "the mobile" in the song lyrics) at the entertainment complex that was part of the Montreux Casino (referred to as "the gambling house" in the song lyric). On the eve of the recording session a Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention concert was held in the casino's theatre. During the gig a fire broke out: "In the middle of Don Preston's synthesizer solo on "King Kong", the place suddenly caught fire. Somebody in the audience had fired a flare gun into the ceiling, at which point the rattan covering started to burn"[1][2], as mentioned in the "some stupid with a flare gun" line. The resulting fire destroyed the entire casino complex, along with all the Mothers' equipment. The "smoke on the water" that became the title of the song (credited to bassist Roger Glover, who related how the title occurred to him when he suddenly woke from a dream a few days later) referred to the smoke from the fire spreading over Lake Geneva from the burning casino as the members of Deep Purple watched the fire from their hotel across the lake. The "Funky Claude" running in and out is referring to Claude Nobs, the director of the Montreux Jazz Festival who helped some of the audience escape the fire.Claude Nobs (2006), the "Funky Claude" mentioned in the song Left with an expensive mobile recording unit and no place to record, the band was forced to scout the town for another place to set up. One promising venue (found by Nobs) was a local theatre called The Pavilion, but soon after the band had loaded in and started working/recording, the nearby neighbours took offence at the noise, and the band was only able to lay down backing tracks for one song (based on Blackmore's riff and temporarily named Title nº1), before the local police shut them downFinally, after about a week of searching, the band rented out the nearly-empty Montreux Grand Hotel and converted its hallways and stairwells into a makeshift recording studio, where they laid down most of the tracks for what would become their most commercially successful album, Machine Head.Ironically, the only song from Machine Head not recorded in the Grand Hotel was "Smoke on the water" itself, which had been recorded during the aborted Pavilion session; only the lyrics were composed later, and the vocals were laid down in the Grand Hotel.After 1973, vocalist Ian Gillan and Roger Glover quit the band, and were replaced by David Coverdale and Glenn Hughes, who split the vocals amongst one another. For this song, they divided it so that Coverdale sang the first verse, Hughes sang the second verse, and they both sang the third verse and choruses in harmony. However, rather than sing the third verse with the original lyrics, they chose instead to repeat the first verse every time they sang it.When Steve Morse joined the band, it became Deep Purple tradition to have him play a solo preceding the song in concert. This solo would consist of a medley of solos, licks, and riffs from many various classic rock songs. Rather than blend them into one another, Morse separates most of the licks by playing some one-handed tapping in between them.
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Douglas Noël Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author, comic radio dramatist, and musician. He is best known as the author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Hitchhiker's began on radio, and developed into a "trilogy" of five books (which sold more than fifteen million copies during his lifetime) as well as a television series, a comic book series, a computer game, and a feature film that was completed after Adams' death. The series has also been adapted for live theatre using various scripts; the earliest such productions used material newly written by Adams. He was known to some fans as Bop Ad (after his illegible signature), or by his initials 'DNA'; he was born the year before the elucidation of the structure of "the meaning of life " or D.N.A. by Francis Crick and James Watson in Cambridge i.e. where he was bornAdams died of a heart attack at the age of 49 on 11 May 2001, during the rest period of his regular workout at a private gym in Montecito, California. He had unknowingly suffered a gradual narrowing of the coronary arteries, which led at that moment to a myocardial infarction and a fatal cardiac arrhythmia. Adams had been due to deliver the commencement address at Harvey Mudd College on 13 May. His funeral was held on 16 May 2001 in Santa Barbara, California. Several friends and people he had worked with were in attendance. His ashes were placed in Highgate Cemetery in north London in June 2002
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams
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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. Douglas Adams,
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space. Douglas Adams
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